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Soggy Broccoli

@soggybrocoli

5 months

Arby’s. We ARE the bees!

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4 months

santa claus ass tweet

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boy dinner

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not now daddy, kitten is telling people to get divorced on r/AITA

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don’t match my freak i’ve spent a long time developing a freak specific to me i’d rather we respect and admire our unique, separate freak

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1 year

My favorite picture is this one of @kurtisconner ’s face when I told him a really dumb bad joke

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2 years

I will not stream a single Phoenix song until Thomas Mars and Sofia Coppola allow their daughter to take a helicopter to have dinner with her camp friends.

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7 months

being a creep and a weirdo when i go down on him, call that radio head

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7 months

@wxfflestomp the cover photos, the saves, no social media revenue or “fame” is ever worth that

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2 years

@yo_scoot sofia coppola's daughter's babysitter's boyfriend was not a person I thought I would ever in my life be aware of. But I love him for "fiasca"

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1 month

i regret to inform you that the youth has discovered the grunge look and they’re calling it “losercore”

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5 months

doing this but into the dumpster next to wing stop

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4 years

@eggs_bennydict @a_lbii @orbgoddess I was texting this white guy and one time we got a little into it and he asked “how pink is it?” Like......... bitch you want the hex code or something bye.

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5 months

surely there has to be a little country for old men

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6 months

i’m like if a girl misinterpreted and misunderstood pretty much everything

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2 months

being married is so weird like i just live with a hot guy? i can see his butt???

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5 months

yeah because that’s what weed smokers favorite part of weed is…

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11 months

@credenzaclear2 Apathy? In a conventionally attractive woman?

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9 months

@zachsilberberg and then when you’re finally old enough to have an adult conversation with older family members they die

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4 months

wait

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4 months

a restaurant like medieval times but the time period is today and they beat your ass

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@michixcvii like a bowl fully of jelly i bet

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can you watch her while i go smoke?

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5 months

do heroin addicts lick the spoon?

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3 months

when they cut my baby’s cord idk who messed up but the scissors ended up in my baby’s hand and when they took her to weigh her later i said “she’s holding scissors” and the nurse was like what the fuck

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1 year

@fryrizz @kurtisconner It didn’t end with “I hardly know ‘er” that’s why it bombed

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@wxfflestomp smoke mommy goes ridiculously hard

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3 months

if i had balls i’d always post them and ask “hey is this normal?”

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6 months

i’m a little bird, every morning i make a bagel and sprinkle my little bird feed on top like fuckin tweet tweet

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4 years

My bf and I watching @tomsegura ’s injury live 🤮 #2BearsLive

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update

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11 days

my mother in law has called me four times since going to the grocery store today. the most recent call was “can i buy the baby a chicken costume?”

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11 months

@liIpochaco They’re my “it” couple rn

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5 months

the dog in me just ate his own vomit

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6 months

my man so easily falls victim to a very specific type of marketing

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1 year

@takeyourzoloft Them having a cheeky gay dance sequence followed by Marnie suggesting 2-3 more rehearsals while on vacation was a master class in type-A personalities gone camp

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saying “they can’t all be bangers” as i send a work email

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this man roasts mailboxes and this is his best work yet

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@tyler02020202 Bratz Rock Angelz for the PS2

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5 months

she’s like a pug in that they’re cute but their eyes are glossed over in some kind of suffering that makes them never truly present

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Yall can’t tell me she’s not one of the best looking girls on earth😍🔥

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@puppybf2103 should’ve cooked a weed cookie

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2 months

man i just realized his name is House because he’s Sherlock Holmes. like Homes. man thats corny as shit

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5 months

i drew this on my laptop stand at 21 and i still fuck with it

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21 days

went to the museum and they had a whole exhibit on your mom

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6 months

you’re in her dms, good luck she’s really mean, i am not in her dms any more

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2 years

My media share made the title of the highlight video I’m so dumb happy about that lol thanks @CarlosDgardener I knew I had your character save the day for a reason 😅🥹

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5 months

gonna cut my baby’s cord with these

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2 years

I will also boycott re-watching The Bling Ring for the 14,000th time. This is serious.

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4 months

38 weeks today please join me in wishing myself a very merry go into labor soon

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5 months

@chopperface69 lol cooking on a barbecue is a perfect example. i love the smell of the grill, don’t want it lingering inside tho

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6 months

this is where i tweet from

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6 months

comedy is so back

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5 months

happy 420 i’m having a virgin pot brownie and getting weird

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@michixcvii right like of course it can be annoying if it’s constant but i just doubt it, it’s mostly her attitude about it that’s not pleasant and leads me to feel she’s over reacting

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@GeebMinister

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6 months

you go to your local jazz bar and i am the trumpet player what do you do?

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they’re eating the poop can you believe this? they’re eating- some even say they are vomiting the poop

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[BE HONEST] Do you think Trump has seen 2 girls 1 cup?

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6 months

i just know she’d be so fun to get drunk and smoke cigarettes with

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10 months

@Glamazon1026 There’s a doc i watched once and the only black woman in it says in her interview something along the lines of “i know. I don’t know how i got caught in this white lady’s craziness either”

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hitting the temu pen and eating the shrooms from wish to see knock off god

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5 months

they should invent a comedian that isn’t afraid to tell it like it is

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1 year

@jestingtime This guy looks wise I trust him

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2 months

you can delete those concert videos off your phone, it’s time

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4 months

i can’t believe my baby was born on 6/9 hell yeah lil jokester

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6 months

i need to be treated like this

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don’t give me this prompt it will always be the toilet pic

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i dare you to post a random mirror selfie

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what if drums liked being hit with sticks and instead of going bang they moaned a little

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mr broccoli and i are going on a date for the first time since the baby’s been born. i’m gonna get it fuckin twisted (and be in bed by 11:30)

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british rap is like “fuckin on dis girl called becky, she friends with me aunt”

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@lrphilipson @zachsilberberg Everyone knows it’s Skinamarink’s monster. Skinamarink was the doctor.

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please join me in wishing myself a very merry give birth in 8 weeks

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5 months

@poyotimebaybee exactly it’s just about being a grown up and not throwing a fit over something so small as a smell

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4 months

giving birth at 700 followers

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2 months

getting my wisdom teeth removed at claire’s

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4 months

happy it’s my due date i fuckin guess

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she’s two months old today wat du hecc

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5 months

ketchup doesn’t exist. what’s actually a really good moisturizer?

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7 months

gateway drugs are perfect for beginners

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1 month

i know people who’d do it in 17 minutes for a half off coupon for the same meal

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With 100k on the line can u clean this plate in an hour?

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1 year

ROY KENT YOU BASTARD he admitted he just loves Keely for Keely. Not to spite Jamie. Not to be a better man. Not to prop her up. But simply because she is who she is. And he loves that. He loves her! And let her know that. That is so romantic, not matter what.

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Me when there's two weeks left of Ted Lasso and Roy Kent hasn't tried to win Keely back yet... #TedLasso

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4 months

are you feeling it now white boy?

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4 months

i should order chinese ain’t no way im cooking shit for fuck today

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2 months

she did it. that son of a bitch she did it.

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2 months

i’m making beef stroganoff tonight and i’m tempted to use tortellini instead of regular egg noodles

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5 months

what’s stopping you from dressing like this?

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4 months

should have brought my switch so i could kick his ass in mario kart

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3 months

i’d deflate his balls for a free vacation too girl live ur best nantucket life

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Bill Belichick, 72, and girlfriend Jordon Hudson, 24, go out for date in Nantucket

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my female brain cannot comprehend this

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airbnb had a sick spot

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remember when dudes would just jack they shit and be quiet?

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The case for Sydney Sweeney being right-wing is pretty strong. You would expect a young actress to be liberal, but in this case there's a good amount of countervailing evidence. *She grew up in northwest Idaho in a religious family *Her family turned out to be a bunch of MAGAs,