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she/they | 27 | pl | profic | i can and will make anything and everything about soap mactavish

nsfw; mdni please 💙
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@soapmvctavish
josie
5 months
dead dove enjoyers:
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saliva
5 months
they are Cancelling me for beating Off and having a good time
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josie
7 months
oh my godddd
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josie
9 months
i hope the op is feeling better 🫶🏼 but this is genuinely such a sweet response i don't know what we did to deserve him
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josie
9 months
mw3 spoilers ghoap reuniting once soap's back from his fake-ass death
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josie
3 months
it's him . he's alive and on grindr
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kev
3 months
Scottish people talk so fun
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josie
10 months
"ghost isn't gay" umm then why did the famously "don't touch me don't even look at me" guy walk all the way across the room just to pat his sergeant on the shoulder. intricate rituals babey
@hourlyghostsoap
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josie
7 months
i don't care if you died. you’re still gay and that’s FINAL
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josie
2 months
freak4freak
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@cuckcat
cuckold jones
2 months
first date idea: we carve our names into each others skin
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josie
6 months
miserable
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josie
9 months
mw3 campaign soap so far !!
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josie
7 months
john "soap" mactavish, you have to stop. your hole too tight. your paws too soft. your lieutenant too homosexual. they'll kill yo- oh wait
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josie
2 months
soap picks up a pale blond eyelash from ghost's masked cheek... holds it on the tip of his finger and asks his lt to make a wish.... ghost just rolls his eyes: "made a wish once and now some bloke won't give me a moment's peace. fuckin' scam." it makes soap grin like a mad man
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josie
9 months
i clipped his goofy run to make myself feel better.. silly boy i love u sm
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josie
8 months
😔😔
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josie
11 months
lads, soap's favourite flavour dropped
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josie
10 months
here they come❗❗
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7 months
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@cIowneryism
quotebot against humanity.
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I NEED HIM SO BADLY GOD!!!! OH GODDDDD HIM I NEED YOU SO BADLYYYYYY I WANT YOU SO BADLYYYYY.
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josie
8 months
lion-hearted........... but.... puppy-coded.....
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josie
9 months
/mw3 spoilers, mcd *paws at activision* soap alive? *paws at activision* soap alive? *paws at activision* soap alive? *paws at activision* soap alive? *paws at activision* soap alive? *paws at activision* soap alive? *paws at activision* soap alive? *paws at activ
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josie
2 months
hey, don't cry. soap mactavish in pain looking so very pretty, okay?
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josie
11 months
"kill them with kindness" wrong. NEIL ELLICE ATTACK. 🙏🏼🫶🏼🙏🏼💥💥💥🫶🏼👊🏼💥🧼👊🏼🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿👊🏼💥💚🧼💚🧼💥🙏🏼👊🏼💥💥🫶🏼🧼🫶🏼💥🙏🏼🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿💥💥👊🏼💥🙏🏼💥🙏🏼👊🏼🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿👊🏼🧼💥🙏🏼💥🙏🏼👊🏼🙏🏼👊🏼💥🙏🏼🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿💥💥💥🙏🏼👊🏼🫶🏼👊🏼💥🙏🏼🧼💥👊🏼💥🫶🏼🧼💥💥💚👊🏼🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿👊🏼🙏🏼💥🙏🏼👊🏼🫶🏼👊🏼💥🧼🙏🏼👊🏼🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿👊🏼💥🫶🏼👊🏼👊🏼💥🙏🏼💥💥🧼🫶🏼🙏🏼🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🙏🏼💚👊🏼💥🧼💥💥🫶🏼
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josie
9 months
can't even blame poor johnny,, that man was made to be bitten and chewed on
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༄Yume ❄🐼
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josie
1 month
thinking abt ghoap fucking after soap had survived. ghost muttering "johnny" every three seconds as if needing to convince himself that soap is really there, warm, alive, and very much in his arms. not being able to get the image of soap's body hitting the ground out of his mind
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josie
10 months
ghost is used to working alone. that is until he discovers that even the local cat is more skilled than the newest batch of their recruits. now ghost and the kitty perching on his shoulder torment the rookies with merciless sets of drills and cold, unimpressed stares. together.
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SillyCats
10 months
This cat born and raised on Turkish military base 'marches 'with the soldier 🪖
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josie
2 months
ghost who wants to touch soap so badly.... takes off his gloves in public for the first time in years just in case he gets to accidentally brush his hand against soap's body in passing. looks at soap's hands and wonders if they'd feel warm or cold
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josie
15 days
wait i forgot to add the visual.. sweat stains on the back of soap's t-shirt oh how i love u
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josie
15 days
born to lick the sweat off soap mactavish's neck, forced to have an office job
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josie
7 months
maybe ghost has a poor eyesight. it comes with age. he wears contacts when he's on missions, but in his daily life on base? what if it's a mask and glasses combo.... he ends up lookin like a big muscly professor at the university of evil. soap has never seen anything more erotic
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day 45 trapped in the CIA torture facility >_< the agents still havent found a torture method that doesnt make me moan just a little... (III╥_╥⁠) today the director lady told me "i hate you. i fucking hate you." and when i let out a soft littke moan at that too, she screamed
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@dtergentbubble
disa🦠🫧 #1 SOAP ENTHUSIAST
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soap's balls
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josie
9 months
*confused puppy noises*
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josie
5 months
thinkin abt puppy soap chewing up every dogbed ghost gets him. till one day, ghost, exhausted, leaves his clothes in a messy pile. he wakes up to see soap soundly asleep in the middle of it and its the first time hes slept through the night in a place other than ghosts narrow cot
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josie
10 months
i was talking to my gf (who is NOT a cod fan) abt fic ideas and the first one she came up with was "maybe something about ghost being buried alive. like they thought he was dead, so they put him in a coffin". i was like "WAIT how do you know abt that" and she was like "know what"
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Grug
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if i don’t reach my weekly dry humping quota i’m going to kill myself
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5 months
░I░N░C░E░S░T░ ░O░N░ ░M░A░I░N░
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3 months
hmm thinking abt jealous ghost who's too much of a coward to confess his feelings for soap.. he finds out that soap has been smooching boys left and right and does the only thing he can think of to punish him . writes him up for not adhering to the military haircut regulations
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josie
30 days
lrt 🐕🎰 what if gambler ghost wins puppy soap from a local mafia boss. soap keeps biting him and pissing on his best suits. but also sits in his lap every time ghosts at the poker table (gross couple style) (soap helps him cheat). then the mafia boss decides he wants soap back..
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7 months
he is ouppy
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@lttlmilks
𝑚𝑖𝑙𝑘𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑎
9 months
puppy boyfriend i mean pet boyfriend i mean boy on a leash i mean dog boyfriend i mean boyfriend that's a good boy i mean
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josie
16 days
needy 🙄🙄
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@lighterfandango
Handsome Bigfoot Lawyer
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My favorite thing is when you stop petting a dog, and he puts his paw on you like "we're not done here"
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josie
5 months
soap learning how to make ghost's favourite tea is nice, but what about soap making ghost the worst tea in the world (too bitter, too much milk, just plain fucking gross), then serving it with the biggest smile. and ghost not being able to have his tea any other way ever again
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10 months
wait oh my god
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@shouldhaveanima
why you should have an animal
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Polite Little Guy
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josie
1 year
neil liked it.... what a guy
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josie
3 months
ur sleep paralysis demon vs the most perfect and beautiful and talented boy in the world
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Coolness gap relationship
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josie
8 days
can't believe they had makarov simply shoot soap in mwiii.... they could have given us a tortured naked covered in his and other people's blood soap who's muttering incoherently to himself sooo out of it!!!! maybe even on his knees!!!! but no. a bullet in the head 😒
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5 months
"u better not be john 'soap' mactavish turned into a fluffy 10-day-old seal pup with sparkling eyes when i get there" me :3 :3 :3 :
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4 months
mcd/ thinking abt ghost falling asleep listening to scottish radio stations and podcasts; anything to hear something at least a little bit resembling soap's voice and accent. it helps for a bit, but at some point he realises he forgot what soap's actual voice even sounded like
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josie
7 months
i am on my knees begging people to please, please filter out the content they don't want to see on ao3. it's much easier than annoucing the downfall of the cod fandom every time someone writes a fic that you don't like or a fic that makes you uncomfortable 🙏
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josie
8 months
not gonna lie i'm currently experiencing an intense urge to kiss simon riley's forehead
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if you hold me without hurting me, you'd be the first who ever did.
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josie
3 months
sorry but i need to put him in a hamster wheel and spin him forever
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4 months
sure simon
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@prescottini
alez 🍓
4 months
he is not an "hyperfixation" HE IS MY BOYFRIEND
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josie
8 months
oh my goddddd....... oh my god..
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깐밤
8 months
🧼✨️
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josie
11 months
have a great blue shirt soap sunday everybody
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josie
10 months
i can be your angle …. or yuor devil
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@Journnen
Journen 𓆟
10 months
Soap in the Lilith pose
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josie
9 months
*cutest fuckin lil laugh??* close one !! 🤣
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9 months
@nokidriver neil's like i can excuse hardcore cod porn, but i draw the line at being mean to an artist 🫡 jdhdhd
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josie
9 months
thinking about how soap's brand of humour is puns, dad jokes, situational humour (shelfish; time to take out the trash) while ghost likes dark humour/deadpan/sarcasm (half a dog; congratulations, you're a winner). it just encapsulates them so well
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josie
2 months
so distraught.. poor puppy looks like he's just seen a vacuum cleaner
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puppy 🥺
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josie
9 months
feck, that was close! 😌
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josie
7 months
*kisses soap's forehead* *kisses soap's forehead* *kisses soap's forehead* *kisses soap's forehead* *kisses soap's forehead* *kisses soap's forehead* *kisses soap's forehead* *kisses soap's forehead* *kisses soap's forehead* *kisses soap's forehead* *kisses soap's forehead* *kiss
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josie
9 months
every single pic of neil in the existence feels like: oi neil stop pouting or draw 25 cards neil: *fans himself with his shiny new 25 uno cards*
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Deaf David
9 months
THE BOYS AHHHHHHH Neil, Elliot Barry and Julian ;;
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josie
4 months
the most coherent i've ever been about soap actually
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josie
10 months
me when..... when- soa- i.. when soap mac- whenwhen he when- wh.... wh- me when.. s-soap when soap .. when
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josie
11 months
wait i have proof
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josie
11 months
lrt 😼 is very much a soap mactavish emoji like that's him right there
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josie
3 months
have u guys heard that puppy soap is snoring softly in ghost's arms rn and occasionally letting out small woofs and whimpers
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josie
10 months
neil ellice ghoap posting era ??
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josie
5 months
i love ghoap a lot bc soap is the most beautiful perfect boy in the entire universe and ghost is just some random simp . the highest form of romance to me
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@ashl3af
ash ⚔︎
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[touching his headset dent] please stop… for me……
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josie
10 months
me and the goth bitch i pulled by being catholic
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josie
9 months
OH DON'T YOU DARE ❤ THEM NOW ACTIVISION
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Activision Blizzard
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Ghost and Soap. ❤️ #MW3
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josie
8 months
ghoap finding each other in every universe
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The person caught the same fish a month and a half later.
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10 months
kissing the bald side of his mohawk
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emotional warfare
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i have become so like him that I might be his ghost.
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Unhinged AO3 tags🪦🕊️
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dogboy enjoyers this is for you
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josie
1 year
he made a friend.. totally real footage 🐸
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@samgakdu123
삼각두가슴츄베릅
1 year
자기 손 보는 스코틀랜드산 아기감자
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josie
10 months
barry calling samuel "simon" is soooooo
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josie
8 months
thinking about neil posting that sweet and tender soapghost edit to his instagram story... in hindsight it seems a bit like he was trying to give ghoapers their last good day ever. like when parents get u ur fave cake before telling u that ur dog had died.. thx for the cake neil
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josie
7 months
@hausofghxst i'm sorry babe my lieutenant would like a little kiss
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josie
7 months
this is what ghost wakes up to after spending a night with soap under a shared blanket in a cold dark safehouse
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josie
10 months
very interesting that when neil tweets about mw3 it's only in relation to the zombie mode. he's either very excited about zombies orrrr.. is soap mayhaps in the main campaign only for the 3 seconds we've seen in the trailer 🤨🤨
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josie
9 days
u could even consider the petname "l.t." if u want to show ur lieutenant some extra love 🫶
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Arylative Cope ⌬ 🧪 🍋 🏳️‍⚧️
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Disco Elysium
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disa🦠🫧 #1 SOAP ENTHUSIAST
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i'm a simple man i see john soap mactavish and i cum in my pants
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josie
7 months
can't even make an updated version bc this mf died in 2023 🙄
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josie
8 months
😔😔
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5 months
⚡ nsfw, catholic!soap, virgin!soap, religious trauma, internalised homophobia, pain, dubcon maybe thinking about ghoap having sex for the first time. ghost’s had a few beers. they’re in his room, tangled on a bed that’s barely large enough to fit one man their size. 1/23
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josie
9 months
yes i'm coping
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josie
4 months
still thinking about possessive freak of a dog soap.. a separation anxiety-filled creature. smelling every part of ghost to find out where he was and with whom instead of asking about his day.. impulsively biting people on base who dared to look at ghost for a minute too long
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josie
1 month
what if ghost call of duty
@t4tenrec
kris🏳️‍⚧️
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do i even have to say it
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josie
6 months
please i need this skin . i will rotate him for 1 week straight microwave style,, this will be my only entertainment i will study every single pixel and commit it to memory forever. i'll probably lick the tv at least a little bit. i need it, activision
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ghost
@salivasisters
saliva
5 months
breathing Down ur neck softly holding ur hips hey Baby can you Please help me start The dishwasher idk how to do it
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@impossiblyeve
✦ eve ✦
7 months
i dont have any rizz i just stare at u and hope for the best
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10 months
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josie
4 months
kidnapping soap and doing this to him all day long
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josie
4 months
going back to 2023 and breaking into the activision hq to steal soap before those fuckin bastards hire makarov to put a bullet through his pretty little head
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josie
9 months
i think the only proper way to solve the mw3 cliffhanger is with a mw4 cliffhanger. (ghost is about to die. then we hear that low growly voice. the unforgettable scottish lilt. ye missed me, l.t.? the cutscene ends. the critics are wiping their tears. the average score? 10.1/10)
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josie
15 days
born to lick the sweat off soap mactavish's neck, forced to have an office job
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josie
7 months
finally a win for the ghost monster community
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@NBCNews
NBC News
7 months
Taurine, an amino acid found in meat and shelfish that’s often used in energy drinks, may help with health aging, new research suggests.
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1 year
@DoktorsTweeter thinkin about Neil considering Sam's jokes to be the funniest scenes to shoot 😭
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josie
7 months
is this thing on.. *coughs into mic* um. soooo. *clears throat* ghoap dry humping
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josie
10 months
how do you see ghost and go "hmmm. he should be buried alive maybe" like that wouldn't even be in my top 50 ideas if i hadn't known the comics story. infinity ward hire her pls we need the money
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josie
2 months
anyone else thinking about insomniac puppy soap who can only fall asleep if he's sucking on the tip of ghost's cock like it's a pacifier. resting his head against ghost's crotch, breathing in his scent and tasting him at once.... the pup is out like a light
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@soapmvctavish
josie
3 months
demo[love]itions specialist
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@gloomingly
skin destroyer
3 months
love bombing is when you love someone so much you blow them up so no one else can have them
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