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5 months

imagine pulling up to battle and you’re the only one in a kettle hat. i’d fucking kill myself

𝕺𝖜𝖑𝖒𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖎𝖆𝖘🇨🇱🇪🇸

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5 months

Screw your sign, which medieval helmet would fit you the most?

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i have to open every chest in every video game due to my whimsical and curious nature

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4 months

[touching his headset dent] please stop… for me……

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8 months

my dad sent me this text 7 years ago and i still think about it at least once per month

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7 months

everybody has that one mutual who lives across the country that you would build a life with

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8 months

i just wanted to show you guys my shoes i thought like 15 mutuals would like this. can everyone please be normal

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6 months

Likely place for her to be

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8 months

he didn’t like the stripped club and i was straight up jorking it

i hate you joe biden

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2 years

i don’t like this.

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6 months

the priv account saw it first 🪩

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8 months

he’s confused by his own bit

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11 months

art is supposed to scare you and i’ve got blood in my lungs

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8 months

these are definitely NOT “i’ve had a few drinks and im vaping in the bathroom” photos

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11 months

don’t talk to me or my son ever again!

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1 year

did all this just to lay in bed and read game of thrones btw

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8 months

@guydudefellaman i asked him about it recently and he said “what the hell is a badger?”

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7 months

hey!

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5 months

@Boobatouch everyone is entitled to their own opinion

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7 months

finally redyed my hair and feel a lil cute again

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6 months

since i was a child i’ve always dreamed of throwing a brick with a note attached through someone’s window

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last night i dreamt that somebody loved me

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7 months

they said i have to stop. my heart too soft. i yearn too different. i pine too bad. they’re going to kill me

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1 month

haven’t been posting as of late, here’s a reminder that i’m still cute

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4 months

happy mothers day to me (eldest daughter)

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2 years

@math_teacher_bf outside the computer science building specifically is def targeted LMAO

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5 years

when y’all said gun girl shit herself i was expecting a SHART but this WAY more shit than i could’ve ever imagined

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8 months

@memetazaa he was capping he doesn’t even know what a badger is

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6 years

yes, i’m human, but before anything else... i’m a stevie nicks stan

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7 months

am i watching the super bowl? haha no i’m smoking it! idiot

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6 years

⋆ ✧ SKINWALKER RANCH ✧ ⋆

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5 years

the results are in, people who watch tana mongeau drink arrowhead water

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8 years

virgo: -gentle and kind until you get on their bad side -smart but act dumb -act pure but secretly sexual af -super strong -too realistic

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6 months

@asongneversung it’s 60° and pookie is looking absolutely fire 🔥

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3 months

# no makeup # no filter # meeeee :3

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10 months

*bites you*

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6 months

darling … why would u call me while i’m strengthening my hammer ?

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5 years

i'm a receptionist at a waxing salon and this girl just called, drunk as fuck at 5pm on a wednesday, asking to book a leg wax for january 42nd. when i said that's not a day she said "ok love you bye". i hope she's safe tonight and i love her too

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6 years

when you’re a fat bitch with a skinny boyfriend

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6 years

When you give ya girl her favorite one of your hoodies 🤣

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4 months

love my druid life

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5 months

hunter schafer if you see this i am free tomorrow if you don’t have plans. i will be free. free tomorrow any time. i’m available all day tomorrow. just to let you know

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6 months

174 grams of coke and 1 identical baggie of arsenic. russian roulette

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4 years

What would you keep in the 175 pocket jacket?

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8 years

scorpio: -either angels or satan himself (or both) -never chilling -creative -cares a lot -sarcastic to the max -occasionally savage

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sagittarius: -likely to put a smile on ur face -life of the party -down for whatever -impatient -will probably travel the world or something

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aquarius: -very cut & dry -sleepy -when they're weird they're fucking WEIRD -can be rly rude w/o trying -cold -headstrong -mega chill

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8 years

cancer: -heart over head -they care a LOT -cuddly -judgemental but also fairly accepting of others -emotional -childish in a good way

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@miumargiela

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5 years

@HotRodd01 @uroosastfu @sandwichuknow @brxdgette not even kidding 9/11 was an inside job and an excuse to start a war with the middle east. it’s painfully obvious

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11 months

i folded.

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8 years

capricorn: -smart af -logic over emotion -really truthful & funny -good music taste -sympathetic & caring -down to earth -give good advice

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libra: -known for balance but who would've guessed -hold mad grudges -big hearts & good intentions -good sense of self -laughs at anything

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8 years

fiiinally

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8 years

gemini: -kind of a big coin toss -they feel a lot but show too little -secretly big babies -keep u on ur toes -either rly smart or stupid af

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pisces: -heart over head -weird & kinky -live in a fantasy inside their heads -forgive easily but never forget -spiritual -emo babies -kind

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leo: -cares a lot about others but doesn't forget to care abt themselves -passionate -secretly fluff balls when it comes to love -the best

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8 months

me vs my on repeat. sorry for the person that i am

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me vs my on repeat

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taurus: -reliable so they make good friends -stubborn as shit but patient -ruled by venus so they're low key into romantic stuff -hungry

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faves folder

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faves folder

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8 months

it’s “sitting my white ass down and gaming” sunday

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8 years

ap lang essay's going well

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6 years

my whole timeline is azealia banks and her butthole soap

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5 years

since tomorrow is halloween and activated charcoal may be used to make your drinks spooky, remember that consuming it can lessen the effects of your birth control or other medications! 9 months from halloween is leo season. be safe

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8 years

roses are red so is a carnation i don't have a boyfriend, but

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8 years

aries: -sociable and energetic -quick to anger -probably won't put up with your shit -don't try them -probably needs a nap -gets shit done

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3 years

i tweeted and deleted cause i got nervous

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1 year

i think i follow like every hot girl i see on here. i’m no better than a man

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6 years

really want babies in my uterus but don’t want to rip my taint down to my asshole :(

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5 months

@ludi_patudi 😭 omfg

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11 months

heyy can you watch him while i go smoke?

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8 years

spooky season

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3 months

i’m gonna k*ll myself

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4 months

if i applied myself at work like i do to stalking his likes i’d own the place

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6 years

my brain when i’m supposed to be focusing on literally anything at all

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6 years

therapy: expensive imaginary conversations held between you and your imaginary therapist while you’re in the shower for 65 minutes ranting in your head about all of your problems: free

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6 years

i’ve been dating him for 10 months now funny how life works

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9 years

I think my waiter at the green turtle was, I kid you not, the most attractive boy in crofton

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1 month

please god let him be into girls who would’ve been diagnosed with female hysteria two hundred years ago

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8 months

we need a new word for boob that doesn’t feel like a nickelodeon joke or something from a victorian-era erotic love letter

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4 months

friday night… mæster said there’d be days like this…

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6 years

whew a major hair transformation will do u right

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6 years

nobody gives a fuck about “gender neutral santa,” “female santa,” or “gender neutral gingerbread people”. you idiots are just so eager to believe anything that you think gives you permission to hop on the sEnSiTivE pEoPlE aRe RuInInG aMeRiCa narrative, and you look fucking stupid

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5 months

looking in the bathroom mirror at the mexican restaurant after a few margs

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8 years

@sunnychahal2 @JoshSweiven free him 😞

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6 years

if you crop your puppy’s ears and/or dock their tail you should be arrested for animal abuse and that’s that on that

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6 years

⚔️ luv me now luv me nevr ⚔️

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5 years

a few years ago someone called my dad a bitch in the chick fil a parking lot and he walked in and took the dudes sandwich out of his mouth and threw it all the way across the chick fil a... if anyone was wondering why i am the way i am, it’s genetic

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