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soap, président du club des jacobins

@soapbox_tao

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POV: i am a deer standing in the middle of the road as your car barrels towards me at 87mph

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soap, président du club des jacobins

@soapbox_tao

30 days

just met up with my online best friend of 4 years irl for the first time and i high key don't like her 😭

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soap, président du club des jacobins

@soapbox_tao

25 days

For those getting their A-Level results today, remember: - you cannot do ANYTHING without an A*A*A* - this will define your life FOREVER - you are DOOMED - SLENDERMAN is COMING for YOU - you have a LEAF stuck in your HAIR - you should have BOUGHT BITCOIN when you had the chance

Tommo 🌈🐬

@TommoFromDorset

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For those getting their A-Level results today, remember: - You can be anybody you want. - You don't need grades to be able to do that. - You're better than a few letters on a piece of paper. - Well done for struggling through! For the high achievers, well done I guess!

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soap, président du club des jacobins

@soapbox_tao

22 days

i ask in good faith what sentences the people who post this image think should've been handed out at the nuremberg trials

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@Shogun_lux

23 days

Never not getting mileage out of this picture

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soap, président du club des jacobins

@soapbox_tao

2 months

birmingham is horrific because it's an absolute hellhole littered with reminders that it used to be one of the greatest and wealthiest cities on earth

Adam Stewart 🌹

@adam_stewart

2 months

@tomhfh Birmingham City Council

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soap, président du club des jacobins

@soapbox_tao

2 months

"a mid american candidate could wipe the floor in british elections!!!" dawg the 1922 committee could have had this guy writing his memoirs on the congress backbenches 30 minutes after this interview aired what are u guys playing at

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2 months

Joe Biden: “My Secretary of Defense — The Black Man”

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@soapbox_tao

27 days

no-one wants to admit this but the most brat politician in the uk is very obviously michael gove

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Kill me now

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soap, président du club des jacobins

@soapbox_tao

30 days

this is a joke u imbeciles i love my pookie

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@soapbox_tao

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8 months

"This is why I'm here." – @David_Cameron 👇

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soap, président du club des jacobins

@soapbox_tao

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@stickhodges so life imprisonment is an option under 'rehabilitative justice'? how is that any different from the current system then

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soap, président du club des jacobins

@soapbox_tao

27 days

so did your campaign HQ, apparently

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I forgot that they even existed, to be completely honest.

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soap, président du club des jacobins

@soapbox_tao

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Blair and Brown preparing their first budget

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@soapbox_tao

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@stickhodges

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soap, président du club des jacobins

@soapbox_tao

2 months

@rchieyes is the uk the only country in the world with a non-human government cabinet official? i assume there's some in local government in the american boondocks like a dog becoming mayor or something but none in central government anywhere else

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soap, président du club des jacobins

@soapbox_tao

2 months

@axiochrono he would've been gone months, maybe even a year or so ago imo. he'd have started flailing at PMQs and it would've set the alarm bells off well before the campaign got into full swing

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soap, président du club des jacobins

@soapbox_tao

28 days

i wanna tweet stuff like this so bad but the thought of people not getting the reference and thinking i'm being serious terrifies me

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@chumblings

28 days

do you guys think he got anything out of this

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soap, président du club des jacobins

@soapbox_tao

26 days

youth parliament is extremely cringe but do all the guys like this qting that video realise that being a 30 year old man bullying children on the internet is infinitely more cringe

Sebastian Milbank 🥀🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@JSMilbank

26 days

Levels of cringe previously thought impossible — I'm dying of second hand embarrassment and I'm not even a zoomer

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soap, président du club des jacobins

@soapbox_tao

22 days

@NewYub welcome to sadiq khan's london 🤬

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soap, président du club des jacobins

@soapbox_tao

2 months

it's so cool that women are financially independent nowadays because it means that men have to actually be decent and likeable human beings to get a partner and they're failing en masse it's so funny

paulo the finance guy

@PauloNoggy

2 months

I can’t tell you how many men I know who are in their late 20s/ early 30s make good money (£100k+) and want to get married however can’t for the life of them find a suitable partner. What on earth is happening?

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soap, président du club des jacobins

@soapbox_tao

1 month

done with twinks. meet my new wife

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soap, président du club des jacobins

@soapbox_tao

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The Taliban after the UN sends them a strongly worded letter telling them to stop

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lol

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soap, président du club des jacobins

@soapbox_tao

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bumpin' that

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@soapbox_tao

27 days

☠️ Lilith Lovett ☠️ - Famous Minority

@LilithLovett

27 days

I've got very annoying people getting angry at my objectively correct take.

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soap, président du club des jacobins

@soapbox_tao

1 month

netanyahu is such a surreal politician. like imagine if every 10 years boris johnson had been elected, carpet bombed ireland, and then got kicked out of office over and over again since the 1990s

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@25YearsAgoLive

1 month

Benjamin Netenyahu announces that he is retiring from politics after losing the Israeli Prime Minister seat last month. He accepts a position as a communications consultant.

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soap, président du club des jacobins

@soapbox_tao

16 days

kinda sad that modern british republicanism is pretty much devoid of any real ideological conviction and is really just an extension of austerity brain

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@RepublicStaff

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It's a simple fact - the monarchy costs us a hell of a lot of money. #NotMyKing #AbolishTheMonarchy

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soap, président du club des jacobins

@soapbox_tao

2 months

And on the pedestal these words appear: "My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!" No thing beside remains. Round the decay Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare The lone and level sands stretch far away...

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This is going to be a fantastic year for Britain.

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soap, président du club des jacobins

@soapbox_tao

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how i feel adding (he/him) to my work email signature

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soap, président du club des jacobins

@soapbox_tao

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I LOVE THE PEOPLE AND THE PEOPLE LOVE ME 🤍 SO MUCH THAT THEY RESTORED THE ENGLISH MONARCHY‼️

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soap, président du club des jacobins

@soapbox_tao

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flargo

@sorkincel

2 months

You're not allowed to say this anymore but most of the people who talk like this arent even autistic

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soap, président du club des jacobins

@soapbox_tao

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pride plans fell through but the fit goes too hard not to post regardless

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soap, président du club des jacobins

@soapbox_tao

2 months

if you press the button, a party that perfectly aligns with your principles takes power and successfully enacts the policies that you support. however, democracy ends permanently and the party establishes a dictatorship. do you press it?

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soap, président du club des jacobins

@soapbox_tao

1 month

notice how he's staring at married people instead of playing games

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@NoContextHumans

1 month

Married life vs single life

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soap, président du club des jacobins

@soapbox_tao

1 month

THE BIG EVIL NIMBY WOMAN JUST RTED THE PARODY ACCOUNT I'M SCREAMING

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soap, président du club des jacobins

@soapbox_tao

2 months

tipssyyyyyyyyy

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soap, président du club des jacobins

@soapbox_tao

1 month

i hate twitter it shows me people like this to get me hot n bothered and then if i actually go on like grindr to do something about it i'm just accosted by the bloated corpse of dave, 37, who's begging to give me all 3 inches

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soap, président du club des jacobins

@soapbox_tao

2 months

yeah i have a foot fetish. mmmfgh fuck yeah split the labour party in two. lose that fucking by-election in south london oh yeah baby. keep going wear a weird coat at the cenotaph oh i'm gonna fucking cu-

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soap, président du club des jacobins

@soapbox_tao

23 days

DATING PRICES: DISCORD CALL 10m = free 30m = free 2h = free 5h = free 10h = free DMs gm/gn text = free “Love you” = free Regular texting w/ pet names= free STATUSES 24h = free 7d = free MATCHING PFPs 30m = free 1h = free 2h = free 24h = free

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@soapbox_tao

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Mary 🌹🌌🇵🇸🇵🇸

@Molycuddle

2 months

The guy is literally our Hitler figure lmfao

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soap, président du club des jacobins

@soapbox_tao

2 months

"i will not be silenced" YOU ARE A GOVERNMENT MINISTER BEING MADE FUN OF BY AN ACTOR why are they all so pathetic omg

Kemi Badenoch

@KemiBadenoch

3 months

I will not shut up. I will not be silenced by men who prioritise applause from Stonewall over the safety of women and girls. A rich, lefty, white male celebrity so blinded by ideology he can’t see the optics of attacking the only black woman in government by calling publicly

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soap, président du club des jacobins

@soapbox_tao

2 months

LGBT Labour grow a spine challenge

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@soapbox_tao

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they made the 10th doctor woke 👎

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soap, président du club des jacobins

@soapbox_tao

2 months

i'm gonna get so much fucking mileage out of this clip and we'll reference it irl constantly you have all been warned

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“The South Park of 𝕏” “Legalize humor!!” 😂 Check the mini PILOT of the first animated sit-com on 𝕏 featuring @larryelder @RubinReport @AwakenWithJP and a special appearance by an animated @elonmusk 👇👇👇 Support this show and help fight the “woke mind virus” with laughter!

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soap, président du club des jacobins

@soapbox_tao

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I'm just a toy to you, my love Just a thing to play and Then throw away

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soap, président du club des jacobins

@soapbox_tao

2 months

sold!

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@PARLYapp

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Watersports are my thing @EdwardJDavey tells the PM

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soap, président du club des jacobins

@soapbox_tao

3 months

@liveraldemocrat starting to think her deselection may not have been entirely unwarranted tbh

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soap, président du club des jacobins

@soapbox_tao

2 months

HOI4 peace deals be like:

Robert Wisla

@RobertWisla

2 months

Here’s a map showing how the party’s advocating leaving the United Kingdom did in the 2024 General Election

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soap, président du club des jacobins

@soapbox_tao

28 days

i'm very sorry that the barbie movie didn't supply a sufficiently rigorous or academic critique of italian fascism. i will be boycotting greta gerwig going forwards

Julia 🤝

@REMARKSIST

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Can I say something

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soap, président du club des jacobins

@soapbox_tao

1 month

important message

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soap, président du club des jacobins

@soapbox_tao

1 month

seriously how does this actually end?? the state has been so hollowed out since 2010 that it lacks the actual capacity to 'crush' these riots outright. are they just going to keep going until they naturally die down?? and how long will that take, if it ever even happens at all???

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soap, président du club des jacobins

@soapbox_tao

2 months

labour careerist: listen i know the benefit cap isn't ideal, but you have to admit starmer's good, i mean reducing the tories to 120 seats has been an amazing feat an- me: feet??? *starts jorkin it*

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soap, président du club des jacobins

@soapbox_tao

2 months

this actually happened and we didn't respond by killing tens of thousands of irish civilians 👍

Uri Kurlianchik

@VerminusM

2 months

Imagine that the Republic of Ireland started bombing the UK with rockets, demanding that the UK withdrew from Northern Ireland and all the Protestants left the island. How do you think the UK would have responded?

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soap, président du club des jacobins

@soapbox_tao

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me and literally every oomf :/

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soap, président du club des jacobins

@soapbox_tao

4 months

genie: please, no more, i'm so tir- kier starmer, stuffing his mouth full of pringles on the sofa whilst absent-mindedly watching family guy: make a prion disease eat half his brain

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@PolitlcsUK

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🚨 NEW: Rishi Sunak is considering banning future applicants from applying to public sector jobs if they don't undertake national service [ @alexwicham ]

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thank you @Keir_Starmer for liberating the UK from the clutches of the WEF 💪🇬🇧

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soap, président du club des jacobins

@soapbox_tao

26 days

if i was in a relationship with someone and they tried to demote me to a situationship you would hear about it on the news i'll tell you that much

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@1929stockcrash

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“deescalating” a relationship is crazy

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soap, président du club des jacobins

@soapbox_tao

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jumper made of wife material btw

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@soapbox_tao

2 months

VOTE SAXON!

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@soapbox_tao

2 months

@StatisticUrban @DaveyBiden2024 this is your version of the walmart tweet congrats

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soap, président du club des jacobins

@soapbox_tao

1 month

one time i offered to take this guy out to dinner and he said "how about i just come over to yours and we can watch a movie and cuddle instead :)" and i deadass just put on a movie and never made a move bcos i thought a girl wouldn't make out on a first date so why would he

soap, président du club des jacobins

@soapbox_tao

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thinking about how i acted back when i thought dating twinks was the same as dating women

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@soapbox_tao

1 month

the mainstream republican party starts denying the holocaust in the late 50s in this timeline btw

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@Hezbolsonaro

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althistory where Israel never left the orbit of the USSR/moved into the western camp where a bunch of the most annoying leftists on here are 1000 times more evil

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@soapbox_tao

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me leaving the grindr twink's house after getting kicked out for saying "here comes the airplaneeee :D" when he got on his knees

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soap, président du club des jacobins

@soapbox_tao

1 month

softboy eboy art hoe dork written by a woman lana del ray fan old money physical touch love language big brown eyes female gaze deer boy sluttiest thing a man can wear (who want me)

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soap, président du club des jacobins

@soapbox_tao

3 months

@liveraldemocrat i feel like we're living in a politics simulator game with some 14 year old playing as the conservatives but he got called down for dinner in like early 2022 and accidentally left the game running

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soap, président du club des jacobins

@soapbox_tao

1 month

sorry but the upper percentile of pensioners are statistically the least vulnerable people in society lol

Jason Reid

@JasonReidUK

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Shameful. A Labour government cutting payments to the most vulnerable in society. A LABOUR GOVERNMENT.

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@soapbox_tao

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i think if i'd been born a woman i'd have been radicalised into genocidal misandry by this point

Lateef

@LateefSaka

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She was raped in the most horrific and violent way. Furthermore an estimated 7,000 people came to together to destroy the premises and evidence that would help the investigation, this is a societal issue. I hope she and her family get justice.

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@soapbox_tao

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born to be a prominent member of the regime intelligentsia forced to be bisexual on twitter

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@soapbox_tao

2 months

i don't believe this for a second lol, she's literally the secretary of state for housing which is a massive centrepiece of labour's economic plan. telegraph moment

Politics UK

@PolitlcsUK

2 months

🚨 NEW: A Labour source claims "Angela Rayner has been frozen out of everything" in the new Labour government [ @Telegraph ]

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soap, président du club des jacobins

@soapbox_tao

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IT'S MY BORFDAY YIPPEE 🥳

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@soapbox_tao

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MrBeast

@MrBeast

2 months

If I were president I wouldn’t care about party lines, I’d just always truly make the American people my #1 priority. For problems I’m ignorant in I’d have experts from the left and right advise me on them and try to find the middle ground that’s best for America. Wouldn’t be

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soap, président du club des jacobins

@soapbox_tao

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taking marriage applications btw only condition is u must not support twink suffrage

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@soapbox_tao

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i unleashed many nefarious inventions upon the world during my mad scientist era

Jorge Caldera

@steamsucker

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every boy deserves a long hair era

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@soapbox_tao

2 months

civilians killed by the british military during the entire 30 years of the troubles: 188 civilians killed by the IDF since october 2023: 20,000-30,000+ it's entirely possible to fight a campaign like this without huge civilian casualties - israel is deliberately choosing not to

soap, président du club des jacobins

@soapbox_tao

2 months

this actually happened and we didn't respond by killing tens of thousands of irish civilians 👍

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@soapbox_tao

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i hope the lib dems and the greens hold them to account on this because it's absolutely unconscionable

Politics UK

@PolitlcsUK

2 months

🚨 NEW: Labour plans to permanently keep the Tories' ban on puberty blockers for under 18's [ @Telegraph ]

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@soapbox_tao

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the opps hate me for my marvelous wit and joie de vivre

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@soapbox_tao

2 months

you lost the popular vote to theresa may pipe down 😭

Gordon 🇵🇸 / rent controls fan account

@istreasatuatha

2 months

corbyn got 40% in 2017 btw

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@soapbox_tao

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in the wine bottling plant. straight up "corking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. My pinots

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@soapbox_tao

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thinking of downloading hinge again

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@soapbox_tao

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on a train being obliterated by the sun. i hope to retain 30% of my vision by the time of my arrival

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@soapbox_tao

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h oh tee tee oh gee oh

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@soapbox_tao

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i think if a boy this pretty looked at me like this i would kill myself on the spot so that my life could end on a high note

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@soapbox_tao

2 months

pride month may be over but i'm still proud to be a #LGBTQally ✊🌈

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@soapbox_tao

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is it serving or do i just look like a middle class mother of two on holiday in france

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@soapbox_tao

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"nyeeeeeeeee errrmmmmmmmmmm guys have you considered that in the completely fictional scenario i made in my head this is bad? heh, just something you might wanna keep in mind..."

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@FrogCroakley

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Me, a science fiction author known for writing about robots and skin: please, for the love of God, do not give the robots skin

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@soapbox_tao

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society can only deny a man a wife so long....... until he starts to fights back.....

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@soapbox_tao

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@WillWoodFans @remsomniac Yet more red moon slander on the tl

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@soapbox_tao

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stares at you autistically with my big brown beautiful autistic eyes

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@soapbox_tao

2 months

i'm sorry but if you're not an imperialist for your sexuality i don't respect you. i, for one, believe that bisexuals are the standard-bearers of human civilisation and it is our divine duty to civilise the monosexual savages

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asexual gen z people think everybody else should be asexual

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@soapbox_tao

3 months

POV: it's 2025, and you're attempting (unsuccessfully) to explain to the regime bureaucrat why you shouldn't be drafted into the president's new mandatory twinkification program. welcome to joe biden's america

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soap, président du club des jacobins

@soapbox_tao

2 months

@caibyy virtue signaler, this scenario clearly involves a hypothetical party that supports all the things you support *except* democracy 🙄🙄🙄

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@soapbox_tao

8 days

🚨⚡ BREAKING: Chairman Slazac of the Comité de salut public, along with his security detail, have been found dead in his dacha. The French foreign office has accused the Commonwealth of Britain of foul play. Is the final victory of the Lord Protector over Jacobinism approaching?

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soap, président du club des jacobins

@soapbox_tao

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every twitter twink's second home </3

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soap, président du club des jacobins

@soapbox_tao

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> flashing light on top > police sign > distinctive hum bro think he the TARDIS 💀

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soap, président du club des jacobins

@soapbox_tao

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🚨⚡ ACTUALLY EXISTING MARXISM-LENINISM-BLAIRISM IS ABOUT TO BE ACHIEVED. PLEASE STAND ASIDE FOR THE UNSTOPPABLE MARCH OF PROGRESS. POYEKHALI!!! 🫡🇨🇳🇬🇧

Chunqiao Publications

@ChunqiaoPub

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🎥 Here Xi Jinping calls class struggle a “leftist mistake.” Mao learned: “Class struggle is the key link, everything else hinges on it.” Marx learned: “The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles.” Thus, Xi Jinping openly rejects Marxism.