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Jorge Caldera

@steamsucker

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Joined January 2023
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2 months
asking if I do carplay...what am I an iPhone
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4 months
what a beautiful day to get my colon checked~ (that was so fun actually)
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3 months
summer stache debut
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1 month
pretending i worked out with oomfs 👀
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3 months
pov we're on a T*ams call
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1 month
Do people like when dudes whimper asking for a friend
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2 months
did some serious grocery-ing this morning 😪
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2 months
repping ET in PT
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4 months
Feeling blue but in a good way
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Jorge Caldera
2 months
out for a stroll on this gorgeous day...☀️
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3 months
@thegarrett snitches get what
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1 month
where are my bear followers at I need to know who I'm fighting for
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2 months
sun hitting so good from the harbor
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3 months
wedding ally but only if I get to be the mystery man in the room that everyone asks about
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Jorge Caldera
2 months
ozempic flyers at Mr S....get your hands off of my bears
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Jorge Caldera
2 months
big fan of hiking to nudist beaches
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Jorge Caldera
3 months
@jenni__tolls Sounds like referrals were given!
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4 months
@computer_gay society wasn't ready for solar power
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14 days
every boy deserves a long hair era
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10 days
I love when a man is a whore
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Jorge Caldera
2 months
back hair is sexy starting a movement...
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1 month
day trip to p(uto)town....ignore the np
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1 month
gas station bathrooms and heat (EP)
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3 months
sunshine save me.... save me sunshine
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2 months
@peanutcola yup!! their active resistance towards Anglo influence gives them the Latine card
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Jorge Caldera
3 months
2 min in and a Netflix-brained ww has already hit me with the "you look so Narcos"
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Jorge Caldera
4 months
@jasbarre which Latina broke him at the age of 34
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18 days
the deeper someone goes into my media tab the more likely they are to get a follow
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1 month
wondering why I feel so weird and it's bc I haven't c*m in over a week due to family visiting....
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Jorge Caldera
3 months
father daughter bonding time 😌
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3 months
pussy post at 2k
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3 months
mean mugging because I'm serious about loving my friends !!
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Jorge Caldera
9 months
Friends threw sand at me to get me to pose candidly :(
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1 month
how do I stop thinking about new friend's meat
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Jorge Caldera
13 days
in hindsight mine only looked good 30% of the time when it wasn't an unruly mess or a fuck ass bob
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14 days
every boy deserves a long hair era
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3 months
@computer_gay a masterclass
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Jorge Caldera
2 months
katy was like this summer is so good let me come ruin it
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3 months
@jenni__tolls our people are not learning basic cruising skills anymore I fear
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Jorge Caldera
4 months
@mascdonna SURELY! because this is not the sound of this album
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Jorge Caldera
20 days
another day of thinking about oomfs in an inappropriate way 😔
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Jorge Caldera
27 days
oh that motorcycle better be the album cover for act iii... Trent Reznor get in the studio
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Jorge Caldera
4 months
@EmilioEmm And she still posted the video hmm
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Jorge Caldera
4 months
i'm just going to ignore that I keep seeing boys I follow on an alt twitter in comment sections of my non-alt TikTok fyp! that's not weird at all!
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13 days
proudly coming out as left handed !!
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2 months
gonna be a freak here but they need to invent smelltech so i can smell my timeline
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1 month
@weekend3warrior help why did he say all that
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2 months
gorgeous shirtless bear getting sun in central park I need you
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6 months
@thotmanifesto You're the chosen one
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18 days
you are not allowed to say i look like that kinda without reference material
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2 months
@tamatown1 @bloomthisway ag cook being the avatar that unites them all
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4 months
@m8ss3ducti0n watches challengers once
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1 month
ruined a shirt I like by spilling jorge juice on it :(
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27 days
I treat relationships like beautiful plants and I'm scared of overwatering and am nervous until I learn each person's watering needs
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2 months
@aguatheejamaica cc: @fathrfigvre it's an extremely recent development
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3 months
hetero wedding on day 2 of pride month.....I have got to be the sexiest person there
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Jorge Caldera
1 month
kicking my feet sending a good morning text to a new friend oh i'm toast
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2 months
i love a sad hairy man in an apron like how can I make your day, my king
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Jorge Caldera
2 months
moot made an alt and i want to keep it in a locket next to my heart
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Jorge Caldera
1 month
i tell all my bros, "bate it up up and down, f*g it up" fuck it up, fuck it up (fuck it up, fuck it up)
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1 month
there is nothing quite like a whole damn bed to yourself
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28 days
don't ask me why it looks like pee pee water it's the sun I guess
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5 months
how do I make the beautiful dance of celestial bodies about me
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2 months
intrusive thoughts telling me to get a single tiny hoop earring go AWAY
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22 days
@domthuhbalm The opposite way when you're like "you know what? let me try being hetero just for fun"
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1 month
I love when a smile turns a guy from stud 😎 to pookie 😀
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4 months
@lobotomizedgay They're so notoriously shy that's why I love them
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1 month
why are y'all liking this....weirdos
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1 month
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1 month
the universe keeps sending me mediterranean men to thwart my plans and I am weak
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4 months
reminder to get y'all's colons checked regularly ❤️
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2 months
what are chappell roan stans called
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3 months
@slayonetta nintendo × lego is like two pretty girls linking up and charging people to look at them
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19 days
are anyone else's nipples never in sync
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2 months
it's almost like people don't like spending the night anymore
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1 month
does anyone actually go through their bookmarks or is that something that everyone pretends they'll look at but never do
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Jorge Caldera
17 days
feeling betrayed by the queer community this morning 😔
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3 months
pussy post at 2k
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12 days
this new mpox outbreak came out of nowhere. do we know if the vaccine from a few years ago is still good?
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2 months
today and every day
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1 month
shaved to a stache and feeling cognitive dissonance 😖
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2 months
@computer_gay whole time Zelda is a nepo baby
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Jorge Caldera
1 year
Boys with hairy butts are so important
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26 days
that one long relationship trend just brought to light how many sandwiches I would like to make
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1 month
it just takes one enjoyable, memorable, life-affirming out-of-town trip with someone for me to tell them I love them and need them in my life for a long time... it's an exclusive list
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2 months
headed outdoors with the boys
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2 months
going to an event and immediately pulling out the apps to find the other fags is a key queer experience
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26 days
post a pic where you were insane
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4 months
For this film to work, it needs to be heavy on its horny gay campiness and not be a girlboss reinterpretation...also I fear that we need to recast
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Edgar Wright is officially in talks to direct the ‘BARBARELLA’ remake, starring Sydney Sweeney. Jane Goldman is writing the script. (Source: Deadline)
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