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my head hurts when I don't sleep

Ohio, USA
Joined September 2008
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@GarlicCorgi The word radio is from the movie Radio, few know this
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@natefernald @clownhound Blink twice if you are being extorted by the closed caption gang
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@CarlBeijer Every time a Chapo host doesn't courtesy like a reply on Twitter, an evil post-left villain is born
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@voxdotcom this u?
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@hausofdecline haha, até na escola de palhaços eles souberam dos ataques terroristas. isso é muito bom.
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I'm making cum
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There once was a leader named Vance Who had a problem inside of his pants He'd look at the screen and let out a scream This porno stars all of my aunts!
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@hausofdecline I know my penis fits Cause i sucked it and I'm gay
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@hausofdecline Get ready for toilet man
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@reedgaines @nkulw the number is back and to the left
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4 years
@tarenceray going crank
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3 years
@margomichaela I thought the phrase "the soft bigotry of low expectations" was well known
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2 years
@hausofdecline I have something like 200 hours of your voice on my hard drive, shouldn't be too hard to do this now actually
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2 years
If an abortion takes under an hour I'm just not seeing the conservative cops rushing in in time to save the lives of the children, sorry
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4 years
@allahliker Dude COARSE grain with French press why do I have to keep telling people this
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@stavvybaby yell at him for not having one of these at the end of his gold chain
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@hbomax Not until you put up all the episodes
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3 years
@jesusdersupajew yes, in a world where men have to resort to ball-snipping vasectomies to become sterile, Pfizer has decided to just give out a very lucrative alternative for free disguised as a vaccine. just another example of how free markets always find the most efficient solution.
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@hausofdecline I had an AI make this art for you and I then I went out and killed a painter
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2 years
enjoy song
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4 years
@acczibit Actually, it cheered me up quite a bit. I was feeling precarious for just drinking my twenties away, but now I see that others were paying a university to waste time professionally
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Made a practice cake
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@Rohtke Be the change you want to see in the world
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Holy shit I do not care
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4 years
@rockanrollphoto This pic is cool, but their music still sucks
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@Joelmpetlin Stick to bringing back polio, you creep
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@hausofdecline He's a real nosex man, sitting in his nosex land, making all his nosex plans for nobody
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@hausofdecline This is an old pic, from before racism
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@hausofdecline oh boy, here we go you can wash it with soap, you ain't gonna get that polymerized oil off with soap
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@hausofdecline I just used my imagination to blow up your puppy dog
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4 years
@thebrainofchris The show sucks. Pro-military propaganda
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Muddy Bottom
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@hausofdecline Nine Inch Males
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@clownesvanzandt Ah yes the five types of human
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2 years
aww baby's first block
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@hausofdecline Lmao what a sensitive bitch
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@BoneJail The CIA will often insert this kind of material to books they find threatening to "clown on the rats"
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5 years
@JeremySyTweet @daverasi @page88 You are exactly who MLK was talking about here in attached pic.
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@GunBrandisher Can my hobby be doing the gun pointing
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@stavvybaby Go on the Adam Friedland Show
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2 years
Not doing anything socially due to my normal mental problems instead of covid has been really refreshing
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3 years
@pixelatedboat when i put my car in reverse, it drops the bluetooth connection to my phone😵‍💫
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@hausofdecline If only someone had done this for young Jordan
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@MattGarrahan Ahem, perhaps you should have given credit to @zerohedge
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@GovWhitmer governor Whitmer now is the time to take back Toledo
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2 years
I just want to let everyone know that I'm at the Microwave Leadership Conference and I'm pushing hard for a 45 second button
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3 years
@murderxbryan my 87 yr old dad stayed up till 8am bingeing it and called me afterwards about it
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4 years
@marcorubio I agree. Let's dispel with this fiction that Marco Rubio doesn't know what he's doing. He knows EXACTLY what he is doing.
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@GovWhitmer governor Whitmer now is the time to take back Toledo
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@hausofdecline It gets real weird
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@hausofdecline Register yourself an account to make insightful comments and reviews
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@geniusguy69 Credit where credit is due
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@selvaselvaggia I made a photoshop image that went viral and I made street signs out of it to raise money for charity.
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@hausofdecline As a US army veteran and victim of reverse racism, I am triggered by your cartoonish representation of the Klan and ask that you delete this, madam, or I am liable to start cutting my arms up again
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@hausofdecline This stereotype that French people think less of Americans for their racism is baseless. They love us.
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@hausofdecline I love Will Manager, Matt Christmas, And Felix Beatsoffmen
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@hausofdecline Honestly, Ryan Gosling was my top choice so I'm STILL very salty about this
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@zuza_real God creating Stav's body: I'm gonna see how much souvlaki I can stuff in a pair of pantyhose
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@jonshelley @KateAronoff @car_nove Bernie looking extremely cool here
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@hausofdecline I guess I'm doing the comics now
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I've made a song about the UK @JimEBrown1 you might like it turn up volume for best listening experience
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i'm going to watch Nope the way it was intended to be enjoyed on a streaming service, in a year, with the volume down low, hardly paying attention to it
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This really was one of our best. If you don't listen to the show, you are missing out on some amazing content
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!! New Episode from Haus of Decline !! Long Island Renaissance Faire [Listen Here]
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@getfiscal chivalry is not dead yet!
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@hausofdecline I really like the panels here, don't know the nerd reference, but I assume it hits
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@hausofdecline sinep eht si erehW
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@AJWalton11 @classiclib3ral contributing slightly better shop
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@hausofdecline If you try this with Rush albums it does work
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@RadishHarmers my own father once paid me $500 not to work at an adult video store. not quite the same, but the sentiment is real.
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@bronzeagemantis This is addressed in Brave New World through cultural conditioning to enforce promiscuity
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@TaraAnnThieke Woodrow Wilson with the 17th amendment. Not a republic when senators are democratically elected.
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@derek8185338254 Looks like he made out well with the divorce settlement
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@jordanbpeterson NOOOO NOOOOO nooooooooooôôô
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@tom_on_here Hell yeah. I used to drive around with a 12 pack and a buddy. We'd call it, "drinking and driving" it was so much fun
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@hausofdecline I think it moved Jerry
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@nmgrm This is common in SF, they have big expensive houses. Also, the NYT just fucked over the one blog I read, wtf
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@hausofdecline Oh yes we love zee americain cowboy, mais nous avons faire plus en plus ràciste
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@Ac0gMaster nnngghhyyaa I'm your passenge-huh-hurrrr
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People who post stuff like "there's no good saxophone in rock music" have the brain of a child. It's a baby opinion. It's embarrassing.
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My boss at Northrop Grumman said blind people can't paint and i'm THIS CLOSE to going to HR about it
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@rockanrollphoto well, time to get back to my project. oh, my project? thanks for asking. Yeah, i started it about 3-4 years ago. I'm trying to smoke as much weed as I can, after work. Yeah.
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The world should give me a Nobel peace prize for becoming a deadbeat alcoholic with no job instead of the CEO of a mining operation
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