There once was a leader named Vance
Who had a problem inside of his pants
He'd look at the screen and let out a scream
This porno stars all of my aunts!
@jesusdersupajew
yes, in a world where men have to resort to ball-snipping vasectomies to become sterile, Pfizer has decided to just give out a very lucrative alternative for free disguised as a vaccine. just another example of how free markets always find the most efficient solution.
@acczibit
Actually, it cheered me up quite a bit. I was feeling precarious for just drinking my twenties away, but now I see that others were paying a university to waste time professionally
@hausofdecline
As a US army veteran and victim of reverse racism, I am triggered by your cartoonish representation of the Klan and ask that you delete this, madam, or I am liable to start cutting my arms up again
i'm going to watch Nope the way it was intended to be enjoyed
on a streaming service, in a year, with the volume down low, hardly paying attention to it
@rockanrollphoto
well, time to get back to my project. oh, my project? thanks for asking. Yeah, i started it about 3-4 years ago. I'm trying to smoke as much weed as I can, after work. Yeah.