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@smolgob
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@AutismCapital how your kids feel about you says everything about your character
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@schizarella “you’re not a bullet your a mexican” 😭
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if edward snowden commented on my posts i’d be so happy
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@bitcoinpanda69 Sounds too much like work.
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@nordic_eacc @AutismCapital that’s a cope, and the richest man has more than enough resources to be a good parent, but his kids hate him. tells you all you need to know.
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@FalconryFinance oh wow the trad catholic is a bad person
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just think, the recession isn’t even official yet
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if Hsaka ever posted this we would teleport to 100k so fast
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@44vibeTV lol just call her the n word and get it out of your system
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@pelotonattacker @davenewworld_2 because he’s half funny
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@urgenttimes0000 @schizarella @inslumberr don’t worry the IDF investigated themselves and found themselves innocent 😇
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@MargBarAmerica i think they were gooning it up
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2 years
@cybertruck420 @RNR_0 you leave sweet Brendan out of this
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@squirtstain idk anything about chicago but what’s the last cool thing that’s come out of new york?
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@AstralMonk13 @Phantom2696 @JUNlPER @catturd2 sounds like cat turd gets plenty of free speech to me, not sure where that’s being infringed in any way that matters, but he wants more luxury and special treatment from a private company (entitlement)
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@gainzy222 things guys that don’t cook say
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@yabbadabbading4 @Xelnath Alex is actually a verified game designer. this is collateral damage!
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@spIatsvilIe @poisonjr cant believe you’d take the time to photoshop something so vile
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@tittyrespecter he can’t keep getting away with it
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@ckc12_rb @albrgr @avi_eisen literally the single most capitalist person alive
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@drawing_trans @JUNlPER people don’t want to have fun anymore they want the angry juice
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@RockySAFC
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@Sunderland_GM Marge gets away with child abuse whilst Graham gets community service. Doesn't seem fair
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@o_camarao_ @TDomhnaill @SCHIZO_FREQ Gio? that’s a man’s name
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2 years
the masculine urge to wield a pressure washer
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@MarioNawfal @lexfridman @elonmusk i saw the results of your Poll, Mario, your time is over
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2 years
$btc art by @smolKevinWcrumb
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@LincolnshireAbe @AquaScales_ @DadOutOfStyle @waltermasterson you can’t buy relevance or respect buddy, you paid $8 for people to tell you paid $8 until they raise the price, then people will make fun of you for paying $10 or whatever
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@jawzz_98 @LolOverruled i don’t think there was ever much pro Biden sentiment so much as a lot of anti Republican sentiment
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@JacobianInSEA @JUNlPER this is literal fascism
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@Potomacbeat @Blanketcooler55 @catturd2 @oneunderscore__ the most well known neo nazi right now is named “Nick Fuentes”
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@smolgob
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@ThinkingBitmex glad to see Zoo Capital manage to be profitable after longing over half the crash down, flipping short for the shortest leg of the dips, and still under levels you told your followers had “no reason not to be all in” at that 0.5BTC basically pays for itself
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@dehydratedmeth @schizarella i see our local Thirsty Boy representative is here
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@LeeBanning @FedeItaliano76 thank god the occult understander is here
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@poisonjr @LeftismForU just effortless ratios
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@randermm @MargBarAmerica @atrupar if something was black and white it’d be black and white whether you were colorblind or not this gotta be some meta humor
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2 years
thanks for 1k followers today frens
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2 years
never forget that Chad Jerome Powell basically told everyone to sell in November but y’all chose to fade Daddy. You get what you deserve. $SPY $BTC
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@imPenny2x @yacineMTB canceled by who, you can only ever be canceled by your own audience
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2 years
@nope_its_lily @coinbase everyone needed more sell signals
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@lameypilled looks like the same person, but one is tan
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@ecto_fun Bautista is AMAZING as other people have mentioned tho, John Cena work in Peacemaker puts him on the same path imo
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3 years
@twicrates what did you say about my bald wife???
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@rugsurfer @CL207 makes the whole betrayal worse
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many of you
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what people think is a recession is actually just the beginning of a depression.
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@gainzxbt oh hey you’re awake
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@mattomattik @fuckyourputs this raging bull market
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@RealonX @SaeedDiCaprio drake the kinda guy to be happy
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@HsakaTrades @voxdotcom hehe nothing personal kid *teleports your funds to Alameda*
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@JUNlPER @benshapiro you know she’d beat his ass stop playin
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@paleblueeyes69 @becoming_fish @poisonjr i expect a better comeback from an INTP
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2 years
@GordonGoner oh so the nazi nft collection got opinions on anti semitism now
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3 years
a fucking V shaped recovery
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1 year
@JenniferSensiba @kirawontmiss @CapFuture_ $2800 to rent a studio apartment isn’t cheap for most people *gestures broadly at the millions of homeless and destitute adults and children
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@chumbleswumbles @dril read it just fine
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2 years
going on private is very lindy for a few reasons: -very exclusive, like taking the company private, hope you got in when you could, bozo ☠️ - i can really wallow now with no shame - more engagement? who knows! the app is completely broken - mysterious ✨
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@MightySpxdey if he says HFSP i’ll shit
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@hellodonavon @dril ANTI ITALIAN PROTESTORS 😩🤌
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this rally will simply fail like all the others
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If you were so certain that civilization was on the cusp of total collapse you would get to know your neighbors and begin the process of small scale communal support, but that's not as fun as some bullshit return to tradition fantasy most of you have simmering on the lowest heat
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👹ZOOM OUT 👹
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All we need now is for @jimcramer to agree
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Bitboy Crypto
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Binance is fine. There’s a reason a lot these crypto companies don’t want the world taking a look at their books. And it’s not why you think. But watching people witch-hunt Binance praying for its downfall is the strongest case for the bottom yet,
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21k golden bull breakout buyers rn
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@DoingCigarettes THO TO BE FAIR there really is a ton more porn on the X app, and i don’t think it’s coincidence. there’s tons more fight videos, culture war posts, and all other click baity shid now too
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gm gm gm
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No one: Andrew Tate: I will now argue with a child to assert my male dominance Elon Musk: I am becoming 4Chan Kanye West: [redacted]!!!! *wanders into the woods* Dudes from your hometown: Heroes. Absolute heroes
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@SCHIZO_FREQ there’s no way a rating system on looks isn’t at least partially rooted in cruelty
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2 years
i would like to cordially welcome @stablekwon to Goblin Town. It’s Over. You Didn’t Make It.
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@HsakaTrades what it deserves
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i’m still pretty confident we scam to 25k that’s fine enjoy it while you can
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POV: you have asked me to stop smoking at the gas pump, but it’s a stand your ground state and your line of questioning has made me fear for my general safety
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I bet u could kill an average 14th century peasant with a bang energy drink
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@davenewworld_2 how inconvenient for their family 😌 better just tuck that away
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😭😭😭😭 he’s the best
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@smolgob Be happy, gobbo. You are seen.
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@fomocapdao we do a little disinformation for the engagement gm
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