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Simey apologist.

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Duncan Lyon
5 months
Buy loads of books   I would suggest this one for a kick off, available now to preorder ahead of its UK release on 23/5   or support your local independent bookshop by emailing them the isbn no 9781951082567 and they’ll nab one for you all nice and posh.
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They’re queuing for croissants on Lark Lane maaan. The sixties are over.
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Love life Love Liverpool One kiss is all it takes To fall in love with me #ynwa #lfc #quadrupleheads
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Leroy Cooper. Artist. Liverpool 8. Full video-
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Out soon through Cune Press
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@BootHillBunk @marinermummy @GrieveWatch Ordered in a bouncy castle for it
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@AyoCaesar Maybe she’s tired again. That usually does it for her.
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@kelechnekoff Sell the crown.
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@eamonncanniffe Manchester looks like the back of a fridge freezer.
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@aroundliv Joking aren’t ya? That’s where they all hang out. They’ll come after me!
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@G892J I’ve had a croissant before. They’re sound. Loads of air inside. They’re a good idea.
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@jsin_59 @moltopopulare Not impressed is he
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@DexysOfficial Yes Dexys You're on it
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@PhilipPullman @DBodepudi If you don’t realise by now that your privilege encourages you to colonise other peoples stories, while denying them the opportunity and space to write and publish their own then nah, no one is policing (that’s what gatekeepers do) they are advising and guiding, give thanks.
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The Lane.
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Granby Press.
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Silence, sea and sky.
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Ancestral Rhythm.
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“I was the DPP when the report came out, I met the families” And who did he prosecute again? Absolutely nobody. He’s a fascist. He’s a tory voter.
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Andrew Misra
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"I'm very happy to work with The Sun, to write for The Sun, to do interviews for The Sun..." Ahead of his party's conference in Liverpool, Labour leader Sir Keir Starmer explains why he writes for a newspaper that's widely boycotted on Merseyside... @GranadaReports
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Happy Jubilly Day
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Out soon through Cune Press. (with revised cover which reads ‘knowledge’) The extraordinary story of a pilgrimage made by an ordinary scouser. 🕋
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One kiss heads in Paris #lfc
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Benjamin Zephaniah RIP. Jeez. Seen him a few times. Once when he was having a little photo shoot stood on a jetty on Queen Victoria Dock looking moody under the flight path for city airport. Saw me clocking him as I’m cycling past on the way home from work and I’ve stopped…
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10 months
Belvedere School this is on you.
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Farrukh
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Please watch Esther McVery explain what the Minister for Common Sense is on #BBCQT 😅 Please RT this, as laughter is the best medicine 😅 😅
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@bobcesca_go Just having a look on YouTube and there’s an uncensored version showing exactly how off their rockers everyone was and it is beautiful really
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Won’t forget how Hillsborough was treated all around the country. The conspiracy only held for so long because people were so comfortable with it - the truth was known by seven o’clock that night. One front page on the Tuesday and everyone had their excuse. Justice?
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Duncan Lyon
7 months
This referee.
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Duncan Lyon
11 months
Tonight is the worlds fireworks show. The sky over Gaza is red. They’re killing them all. We did nothing.
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Hope some day you can join us
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Properly thinks he’s great.
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Should be easy this.
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@Vad002 Proper town accent that, sounds like the Bully.
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3 years
Thinking and writing - any thoughts on this?
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Duncan Lyon
1 year
I enjoyed this a lot.
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"Rishi Sunak has stopped me from joining the House of Lords." Nadine Dorries who campaigned to leave the EU to get away form unelected bureaucrats has a meltdown on not being made an unelected bureaucrat in the House of Lords.
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Who wants a race round this?
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His yard this.
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@PoliticsJOE_UK Well done those two. You’ve captured exactly where we are at.
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Just been out for a ramadan run and was told by an arl fat fella as I came down Lark Lane “good effort son”. Nice one.
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Checking final proofs today.
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Duncan Lyon
1 year
Update: Provisional publication date 27/2/24.
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This is England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
@GMB
Good Morning Britain
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'Every single marine species that we've looked at so far is full of cocaine.' - Professor Alex Ford Figures are expected to show last year was the worst for sewage spills in England since monitoring began.
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Duncan Lyon
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If their Deliveroo driver told them to wait outside in the rain there’d be uproar so don’t give me all that local business blag.
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@AndyBurnhamGM @Keir_Starmer He used to be the DPP. He’s giving us nothing. He’s Jack Straw with slightly beadier eyes.
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Duncan Lyon
1 year
Well that was easily the best spoken word event that I’ve been to. Just a boss atmosphere they’ve created. Next one is in September. Don’t miss out.
@Thegoddessproj1
The Goddess Projects
1 year
GODDESS OPEN MIC TONIGHT 👌🏾💃🏾🙌🏿🖤✊🏿 Tickets are £5 and available through link below! … We're so excited and hope to see you there! 🙌🏿💃🏾✊🏿
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@Eesy20 @SaulStaniforth Standing room only in the Black-E.
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@shirkerism #dontbuythesun we said, reckoned he knew better
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@FootballInT80s Hugh Jons always sounded like a man of the world who had seen it all and found nothing so far anywhere near as glorious or amusing as a winner slid in at the far post. I like to think he flew back off to a hotel barstool in Barbados after every game.
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Bernard Ingham. On a Friday night. Jars out!
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Finished writing my novel. It’s called… The Rescue Dogs and it’s boss. It will frighten the life out of you and change the entire world for the better.
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Update: Provisional publication date 27/2/24.
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Jurgen said to me
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@glastonbury Scabs. Alexei Sayle rules OK.
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Stars are stars and they shine so hard
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Happy new year and fuck the Tories x
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Lord Eek-a-mouse
@Loud_Minority
Bhavesh Hindocha
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Tonight I saw a legend of Jamaican music. The one & only EEK-A-MOUSE 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾 #AfricaOye 30 years and going strong
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Staying up all night waiting for PMQs
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@angiesliverpool Been on the Aussie Whites by the look of her glassy eyes
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Why has everyone forgotten that Boris Johnson has admitted to being a risk to national security? #PMQs
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@WeirdMedieval That can't ever sound as pleasant as it thinks it does
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Almost 100 years ago. Our Henry, Dora (my nin), Gerry, Tucker, John, Eddie, Delia and Christie O’Neill & their cousin Paddy Molloy. St Andrews Gardens, Liverpool.
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In my boss Liverpool trackie at the beginning, circa 78/79 @ Major Lester school, Everton Valley.
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Wataru “King Tommy” Corbin. 👑 🪤⚽️🎣
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Ah eh you can’t have nothin
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Starmer actually picked this woman, she wasn’t forced on him. The political equivalent of an upturned three pin plug waiting for someone in bare feet to come along.
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Labour shadow chancellor Rachel Reeves says we've got to get a grip of public spending so there's no waste in the system.
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@kelechnekoff Should be calling for a general strike to get an election.
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@jrc1921 First woman had it right when she called him a tit.
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@angiesliverpool What’s to become of us Ange? Thatcher’s Britain on sale in a white paper bag. Lined up like zombies for it.
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Nadine Dorries has been at a gathering by the look of her
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Suddenly I…
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Fella just rushed into the kebab shop on Lark Lane and asked if he could buy a cucumber.
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“It may be that writing was invented to help us clear out our minds and give way to other ideas, or perhaps it delivers us into divulging secrets to ourselves. Whatever, it is a cycle repeated infinitely often.”
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Home
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@TransalpinoO @angiesliverpool @Ste_Mono On the dole Drinking wine Gay Paree
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…like wtf do you want? “Is right lad telling them to stick their MBE right up their arse!” shouted I and pedalled off punching the air quite happy with the world.
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@Telegraph This is the last straw, it’s time we rioted
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@AyoCaesar That hat had a listening device inside and I don’t mean her head
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@JohnnyHamo @fetchthewine Worst wools are scouse wools.
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Winter sun.
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This explains everything.
@StreathamRovers
Streatham Rovers Football Club
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#DidYouKnow Streatham's biggest ever win came in a friendly against an Oxted tool factory works team on 2nd September 1962, wining 76-0. Pictured is centre forward Hugh Galling scoring the 55th, one of 24 goals he plundered that day. #SRFC #UpTheGreyhounds #NeverStopNotGivingUp
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Ah what’s he done now?
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@DailyDorries Aigburth Road has loads of junctions. Ullet, Parkside, Jericho Lane, the Vale…where is she supposed to stand?
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@LBC @mrjamesob He’s footballificated himself into a corner. He’s pleading for a way out but he’d have to turn on Starmer.
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Have you ever been to Paris with a Scouser?
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@PhilipPullman @DBodepudi Lad, using “impertinent” as you do makes us all look bad. Pack it in Granddad.
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@thetwerkinggirl Someone made all this entirely out of couscous and won a prize. Does that help? (Let’s assume it was way past its sell by date before anyone starts).
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@timotierney I like a croissant as much as the next man T but these lot don’t even look very happy. Just resigned to the mistakes they’ve made.
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