Stephanie Mickus @smickable Twitter profile

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Stephanie Mickus

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3 years

Dodger stadium literally closed EARLY yesterday cause they didn’t have enough PEOPLE for the shots they had!!!!!!!! If you qualify under the new guidelines they release each day YOU SHOULD GO. It’s time. You aren’t cutting a line. They are adding conditions cause THEY NEED TO.

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Hahaha my quickly deleted subtweet yesterday said “oh no I can’t follow the latest viral saga cause I was blocked in 2014 b/c I was not gracious enough after a surprise threesome! But not before I was told to ‘be careful or I would never work in this town again’”

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“What you may not know about the man behind the viral posts” what like he’s a manipulative gaslighting narcissistic ex-boyfriend who once told me he was surprised I hadn’t killed myself because my life was so worthless?

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4 years

I have an idea. In the next few weeks & months if someone gets the vaccine and posts about it, CELEBRATE THEM. Full stop.

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4 years

Happy international women’s day. tell someone you’ve never seen The Godfather, you deserve it!

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4 years

So, we doing pumpkins this year or just walking into the sea

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3 years

Hey I don’t really wanna talk about bad shrimp guy but I’d be happy to talk about my more recent & endlessly toxic experience writing on Billions.

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20 days

@ZackBornstein Okay flex, he has an attached garage

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3 years

The amount of women who DM’d me with stories today. Let alone the ones I have known about for years and talked to about our shared experiences. Oh lord

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3 years

The boat got freed on a full moon probably because of tides but you can’t prove it wasn’t my coven

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3 years

Comprehensive list of who should date 17 year olds: other 17 year olds 16.5 year olds 16.33 year olds

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3 years

Just to clarify I am saying there are so many people who QUALIFY and just don’t know it cause everyone is confused! I don’t have a hookup. I’ve just been researching the nuance of job qualifications and health issue qualifications! I want to help but don’t be assholes!

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2 years

Yeah there are clearly no issues with Twitter blue

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3 years

8 yrs ago my bf drowned. States away, I fell to the pavement outside a show. friends carried me home & slept over. the 1st time I was alone, I opened this account & tweeted “can’t wait till tmrrw so I don’t have to say my boyfriend died today” I guess what I’m saying is thank you

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3 years

Cops are quitting cause of a vaccine requirement b/c this is the first time they were mandated to protect and serve their community

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5 years

I want this woman to be President with every fiber of my being.

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5 years

Chris Matthews asks Elizabeth Warren why she believes a female employee who sued Mike Bloomberg for telling her "kill it" when she was pregnant over Bloomberg. "You believe he's lying? ...Why would he lie? Just to protect himself? ...You’re confident of your accusation?"

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4 years

I wonder why trump didn’t say the white man in a suit was asking “nasty” questions for jk I know why

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3 years

The cdc has increased the 5 second rule to 7

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2 years

Real talk what do you think men on dating apps mean when they say they are looking for a woman who “doesn’t take herself too seriously”? I think it’s some kind of coded language, red flag, etc. it’s legit in every 5th profile at this point, I just don’t think it’s a good sign?

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5 years

Tmrrw, I start my 1st day as a staff writer. I am humbled, excited, nervous, and taking lots of antacids. I want to thank everyone who supported, encouraged, mentored, and believed in me. This website isn’t just a silly thing and has given me a great deal of my current life. Xoxo

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4 years

I’m a recovering alcoholic, recovering drug addict, in active recovery for an eating disorder—so my only election night coping mechanism is telling people that for attention.

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2 years

@Cooperstreaming @krsmith_filmart Haha oh men. And he started with “actually” lol Leo was 48 in Nov and Pedro will be 48 in April. So like 6 months apart.

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3 years

Name my dog’s new band:

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6 years

Siri how come it's okay to spend 5 million dollars on a 30 second commercial when up until 6:20am this morning an entire prison of humans in NYC did not have heat for days during a polar vortex ?

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7 years

I took meetings at Weinstein. With other female execs. But every single time I’d hear “as long as you aren’t meeting with Harvey, you’ll be fine.” That’s our reality.

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3 years

How many mass shootings were there today? Kenosha, Austin, now Shreveport?! JUST TODAY. Why the fuck are we letting ourselves live like this? I know change is hard but come on we can do it. I don’t want us to live like this.

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6 years

Some guy just said "you claim to be a writer" It's been my sole source of income for over four years. I have a movie on Netflix. I honestly don't know what men want from us

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4 years

Anyone who says “I feel like we gotta live our lives” while interviewed at the airport this week can straight up go fuck themselves

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3 years

I have acquired a greyhound?

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4 years

Listen if you are over the age of 22 your bed can’t be pushed against two walls in the side of your room. I don’t make the rules

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3 years

If you thought the pandemic was terrifying, ENTER, silent rollercoasters

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3 years

Guests will have to refrain from screaming on California theme park rides after reopening, guidelines say

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3 years

Hi if you had an abortion scheduled in TX for after 6 weeks and you want to get it, me and every woman I know will find a way to get you here and get you medical care xoxoxo love you

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3 years

Umm did I date my governor?

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6 years

5 years sober today and all I got was this stupid balloon. Jk I got a great life and all of you guys! If you wanna see the sincerce/super sappy post peep my insta. Same handle. WOOF.

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4 years

Will happily buy these for anyone who says they can't wear masks cause of a disease or phobia. My infectious disease doc at Cedars is having me wear one on TOP of my mask. she wears both too. I'm serious about the offer. I just want a safe and healthy world!

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5 years

In 2005 I would drink 8-12 drinks and wake up hungover, now that I'm completely sober and in my 30s, I wake up feeling like I got hit by a truck and it's like "oh no I did I accidentally leave my air purifier off but my bedroom ceiling fan on low?"

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4 years

You have no obligation to offer verbal compassion for wanna be dictators whose medical care you have no actual control over anyway. It’s okay to not feel bad. He’s a malignant narcissist who doesn’t care about us. He’s abusive. It’s okay to not speak kindly about your abuser.

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3 years

Hi new followers who don’t know I’ve been making tens of thousands of hygiene kits for unhoused members of my LA community. What happened in Echo Park the last few days SICKENS me. If you want to donate to our mutual aid. Venmo: Stephanie-Mickus. I wanna do something big.

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Stephanie Mickus

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4 years

will do almost anything to not have to make a phone call

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4 years

For scale

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Stephanie Mickus

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6 years

I'm a strong politically active woman in my 30s but I want you to know I am also ALL about the drama of Ariana releasing a new song about her ex half an hour before SNL.

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Stephanie Mickus

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4 years

If someone dumps you during a pandemic they owe you 175,000 dollars

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6 years

As of tmrrw I won't have had a drop of alcohol or an opiate/ benzo (outside of the hospital when absolutely necessary as part of a surgery) in 5 yrs. If you have the desire to get sober @ me & I'll tell you an embarassing AF story about me that might help ya realize it's possible

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3 years

Timeline cleanser

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@DannyDutch

3 years

The angry little face as the green beans get snapped. I've been laughing at this for an embarrassingly long time.

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5 years

I’m not about stepping on someone’s personal narrative, but we’re just gonna let him say that’s a truck?

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4 years

I haven’t left my house in months, but I saw this on insta this morning and my brain legit said ‘wow this is so helpful’

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4 years

Now accepting marriage proposals from Canadians

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4 years

I’m just excited we don’t have a president who is gonna say the DC snow is gonna freeze the virus

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4 years

Remember the good old days when the President invoked the 25th amendment himself after his daughter was kidnapped at a rave?

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4 years

Flip the Senate. Shut down Los Angeles. Get everyone a vaccine Find me a spouse. in that order is fine

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6 years

The idea that a bagel could make me test positive for drugs is just the kind of dangerous edge I like to live on.

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4 years

Don’t ask “ummm how did you get that” (unless you are a close friend) Not only do you not know people’s medical histories, trial participation, or jobs they might have had to take by looking at their social media, but also herd immunity is herd immunity.

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Stephanie Mickus

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3 years

8 years officially without a drink! I’m talking about alcohol but honestly straight up water isn’t that far behind

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Stephanie Mickus

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4 years

Happy International Men’s Day you guys are doing great. No notes.

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4 years

I got excited cause I think the dad from Home Alone is mad fuckable and I googled him and he’s like 75

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4 years

My first kiss/childhood crush is now a murderer, should I make a Christmas movie about us running into each other?

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4 years

The diet is great as long as I go to bed by 4pm

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4 years

My first premium cable 'story by' credit!

BILLIONS

@SHO_Billions

4 years

Here we go. Watch a new episode of #Billions now:

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4 years

I think we should bleep the last presidents name if anyone says it on TV

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4 years

Omg stop asking people “what their New Year’s Eve plans are” no one should have plans. Not even having one other single gd person over I don’t care anymore stop being assholes who think everyone else will carry the load

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4 years

What if you found out your therapist put antlers on her car

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6 years

7 years ago this month I admitted to myself & others that I had a very serious drug and alcohol problem. It was icky & hard & embarassing. But sobriety led to all the most beautiful parts of my new life. Including you guys. Much love.

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5 years

Maybe Jesus died at 33 cause it was better than decades of lower back pain

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3 years

Omg this thread is 25 tweets and worth reading every single one hahahaha

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When I hear men worshipping guns and talking about how there’s nothing that will stop them from defending their family, my mind goes to Naaman in the Bible. Do you remember Naaman? He was a great military leader, and he also had leprosy. 1/

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5 years

I cant marry or have kids with someone until I am 150% sure they would never add “Husband. Father.” to their twitter bio.

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4 years

Yes yes that’s how prison should work when you rape a lot of people.

Page Six

@PageSix

4 years

Harvey Weinstein will likely die in prison if not freed, lawyers claim

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2 years

@caitiedelaney I clicked the free trial and then cancelled the second it generated the images. It’s still so dystopian I wanna die tho

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4 years

Late Registration

The Hill

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4 years

Kanye West may have missed deadline to get on Wisconsin ballot by minutes: report

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3 years

If you get COVID this month and are like omg why, how etc, I would just like to remind you you kept yourself safe for almost TWO FULL YEARS in a capitalistic society that truly does not care if you individually live or die so you’re like fucking radically good bb

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3 years

normalize getting vaccinated, having sex, bottle feeding puppies, enjoying the sunset on the beach, eating a baked potato in bed, watching just the beginning of 4 bad movies, masturbating, then ordering 6 different slices of cake

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7 years

Cool. He also threw a phone at his ex wife’s head in front of his children till she bled and called 9-1-1

Deadline

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7 years

To get the remarkable cadence of Churchill’s speech and demeanor, Gary Oldman studied old news reel footage and read clippings to prepare for the role. #Oscars

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4 years

The face of a dog who 100 percent put his face in my espresso mug and drank some

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3 years

People who menstruate & are vaxxed, I’m on my 2nd period after being fully vaxxed & holy HELL. Anyone just wanna collectively scream with me below? ⬇️⬇️⬇️

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3 years

@stephinca Yes if they don’t have the appts booked they won’t bring enough of the defrosted shots and will have to refill as more people book that day. That’s why we wanna fill the demand before each day starts!

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3 years

Listen, just b/c you’re vaccinated doesn’t mean you should fly across the country to surprise your estranged wife at her office holiday party & 1 by 1 murder the terrorists who’ve suddenly ambushed the building & taken everyone hostage just to regain her love and trust, okay?!

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6 years

Yo i dont wanna pay for his rallies anymore

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4 years

When you move to LA and join the industry in any way the first thing you are told is that the person most of America would name as one of the kindest people in existence is not kind at all and it’s also pretty much a metaphor for the rest of your time here okay byeeee

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3 years

Every May at about this time, I start thinking of all the tiny moments I shared with my boyfriend right before he died 8 yrs ago. Like eyeball licking, and shoplifting, and using hall passes. Life isn’t perfect but sometimes people are good and love is real.

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4 years

WEAR A FUCKING MASK EVERYWHERE YOU GO. (if you can't afford one I will buy you one/some) there is NO other reason why you would not be wearing one if you go out in public indoors or outdoors. Full stop. Byeeeeee.

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4 years

Today woman in a handmaid dress said my sexual orientation was a sexual preference and it’s like no my preference is in the morning with light kink ugh my mom is reading this

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3 years

I’m vaccinated but doing things feels weird, man!

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5 years

Love articles like She’s A Twice Elected Senator But Is She Electable? She’s Been A Civil Servant & Educator For Decades But Do People Like Her Face? She’s Polling 2nd In Major Polls But Are People Secretly Worried That If She Still Menstruates It Might Attract Bears?

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4 years

Hey people out there living life as usual, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU

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3 years

I misused opiates from 1999-2010 which was the yr i discovered fentanyl patches. Back then you could Dr shop/pick them up from cvs, but I 100% believe Id be dead if I was using when it really hit the streets. If you wanna change, it’s nothing to be ashamed of. There is help/hope

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2 years

@KenjiHigaF A recent study found that men define a sense of humor in women as a woman who laughs at their jokes and women define a sense of humor as being funny. Soooo still problematic

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3 years

In AUSTIN a former police detective who is not one anymore cause he was fired on charges of sexually assaulting a minor shot a bunch of people he knew today in a targeted attack. It’s gun control, abolish the police, and why victim’s don’t report their rapes all in one event.

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3 years

Los Angeles: yes, you will be blessed with great weather but you will not enjoy it cause you’ll be inside your car driving past billboards of your exes

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4 years

My parents get vaccinated in PA tomorrow cause they are over 70. These angels have literally been inside since last March. They haven’t even met their new granddaughter. I am so indescribably happy for them!

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4 years

Dude don't act like this was your generous idea, man who called yourself daddy on TV last week (gag). The ACLU filed an emergency lawsuit against the city for unlawful curfew used to suppress political protest.

Mayor Karen Bass

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I have lifted the curfew in the City of Los Angeles. We remain strongly committed to protecting the right of Angelenos to make their voices heard and ensuring the safety of our community.

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8 months

10 years sober today take that satan

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4 years

I’m almost 7 years sober so my debate drinking game is food and tears

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3 years

I’m getting my third Moderna shot today. If you are immunocompromised you are eligible. CVS has appts in LA

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4 years

will you please vote and then let me know you voted, I worry

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4 years

I just did the hardest thing I've ever done. You. Can. Do. Hard. Things. Don't let anyone tell you you are small. Be as big as you want to be. Change the world.

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BRING BACK AWAY MESSAGES

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