Chicago Smash TO, Coach, & Commentator for
@UR_Tournaments
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@davidmweissman
Former conservative. I drew the line when a man with no experience who mocked a handicapped reporter garnered enough votes to win an election over a well-qualified female with decades of positive experience. We need to restore faith in general humanity before all else now.
I’m throwing this out there:
We banned Steve.
Local attendance started decreasing.
Turns out all the people who said “Steve made me quit” or “I’ll come back if he gets banned” were full of it. 🧐
Wait hold the fuck up.
People are COMPLAINING about the stalling in Grands?
You might hate Bayo. I do too.
But y’all booed these two guys the whole tournament and they quietly retaliated to the crowd.
Y’all did that yourselves. Hold that L and quit whining.
@davidmweissman
I have no regrets. I want what is best for my country, and for the people in it. Fiscal conservatism doesn't work when the rights of the people are being stripped away. This isn't a left vs. right battle anymore, this is a right vs. wrong battle now.
#CountryOverParty
I’m just gonna be straight-up with everyone as a TO.
I’m not dealing with “banning the tech” and watching replays all event of “did he do this” or “was it intentional?” or whatever nonsense making TOing 100x harder.
Either ban the whole character or ban nothing. Pretty simple.
Have you seen the Steve hitstun canceling clips floating around?
Did you hope they were fake?
Well sorry to burst your bubble!
Introducing Phantom MLG:
The reason I love Ultimate is this image.
It’s not that there were 22 Steves out of 364 (6% of players) or 13 ROBs (3.5%).
It’s that ALL 82 CHARACTERS were represented.
That’s really, really cool to me.
Even in games with smaller rosters, full rep doesn’t happen very often.
Alright I spent many hours assembling this gruelingly accurate tier list.
These opinions are exact and final.
If there are more than one character in the same tier, it is a tie.
Ikan has requested I tweet this cuz he doesn’t have Twitter:
It’s pronounced “Eye-kin.”
Not “Eye-Can”
Not “Eek-Ahn”
Not “Ick-an”
Literally 90% of commentators get this wrong. Please RT for awareness cuz I fear my outreach is limited and he is a World Warrior.
?????????????
For the record, I like HDR from what I've played of it, but decisions like "Terry can cancel out of his up-B into more moves" are why I don't always trust modded redesigns. Common sense literally can tell you this shouldn't exist. Doesn't even pass the eye test.
"Shuton's playing the matchup AMAZING"
*checks scoreboard*
*Acola up 1-0*
"Shuton was playing SO HOT"
*checks scoreboard*
*Acola up 2-1*
Guess understanding the matchup at the very top level as one of the "bad matchups" & playing incredible against Steve means you lose anyway.
TOP PLAYER: "I ate a slice of bread."
4,000 Likes, 1,000 Retweets
EVERYONE ELSE: "I won my first event today!"
2 Likes, 1 Retweet from a bot, 1 Reply from your Mom calling you a nerd.
Today we would like to showcase the recommended Unified North American Ruleset! Full article from project lead
@TheDakpo
down below on how decisions were made.
Okay, here’s my big news.
I’ve gotten to do a lot of things and be a lot of things in my life.
Most of you know me as a tournament organizer, a commentator, a competitor, a coach, a writer, hopefully a friend.
Now I get to add one more to the list.
I’m going to be a dad. 💕
Bro a LITTLE MAC main just showed up to the local and used the in-game tag "ttv./chudat," hit his opponent with the Yeahyazz and fuckin made his opponent forget to disconnect his pro controller
I've never laughed so hard at anything in a set LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Chicago.
PLEASE stop adding weeklies.
We have like 14-15 for Ultimate and 8 for Melee.
There are only 7 days in a week.
We don't need more division.
The current ones need support.
For all of you who lack reading comprehension:
- This is not an opinion.
- This is not a discussion of whether the ban is right or wrong.
- This is not any direction we “might go.”
- I don’t care what your thoughts are on Kazuya.
This is a callout to specific keyboard warriors.
Well Steve mains, it was fun while it lasted.
Now that we’ve seen the
#1
player in the world fall to a DLC character who plays by completely different rules than any other character in Smash history, it’s clear there is only one path left to save our game.
We need to ban Hero.
I'll do you one better.
Money Matches should not take priority at friendlies stations at majors.
You already paid a venue fee to attend, you shouldn't have to pay additional money just for the "privilege" of getting 3-0ed by a top player and then being asked to move on.
In the Smash scene I think it's kind of sad that we have commodified the idea of friendlies. Between money matches and metafy we put a dollar sign on what use to just be sharing knowledge and experience with other players who have the same passion as you.
@BeastZard
This ain’t the first time I’ve seen screenshots of you going overboard in smashgg chat.
The last time was to one of the most genuinely nice people I’ve met in the community.
This L is on you for sure, regardless of the game result.
Posting it on Twitter makes it even worse.
If you’re trying to save face with Nintendo, this is exactly what to say.
If you’re trying to save face with the grassroots community you are helping decimate, the community that supported you throughout, the community that helped you exist…this is the opposite of what to say.
Okay lets try this again.
- 15 year old kids shouldn’t be bullied / smack talked by grown men, competition or not.
- People shouldn’t bully a grown man for literal YEARS then wonder why a grown man would become this way.
I should’ve worded it like this in the first place.
Lot of scenes banning Steve pretty quickly.
I will be transparent. I have not advocated for a Steve ban.
The main reason is because of how poorly the community at large has treated Steve mains since release just for playing their character.
It’s been frustrating & unwelcoming.
Ikan has requested I tweet this cuz he doesn’t have Twitter:
It’s pronounced “Eye-kin.”
Not “Eye-Can”
Not “Eek-Ahn”
Not “Ick-an”
Literally 90% of commentators get this wrong. Please RT for awareness cuz I fear my outreach is limited and he is a World Warrior.
Hello Smash players.
Unfortunately, we have learned about a positive COVID case from Combo Breaker. This was not a Smash player, but a vendor who was there all week & on the floor.
This means Combo Breaker attendees will unfortunately not be able to attend Ignition this week.
@thetruebowser
You paid many dollars for Chris Pratt to sound nothing like anybody hoped for, and you literally have Charles Martinet as one of the voice actors in the movie. You really messed up bad on this one.
Also Mario looks like Fix-It Felix with a moustache. 😑
There still hasn’t been a singular good reason that PS2 is legal over PS1.
The only PS1 stage bug ever seen (stage clip) had the issue patched in 3.0, but players are STILL flying through the bottom of PS2.
PS1 should be legal at every event.
PS2 should not be legal ever again.
- First time
#1
literally has the tag “Ravenking”
- Highest placing new PR player mains a bird in the video game that we are ranking for
- “Birds Up!” is a popular slogan from the region’s deep lore
- If you care that much about the actual PR image then you need to seek help
====IGNITION RULESET CHANGE====
We will be running Pokémon Stadium 2 instead of Pokémon Stadium 1 at all future Ignition events moving forward in our standard ruleset.
Thank you for your understanding.
He doesn’t do socials but HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the apex homie, one of the best people I’ve ever had the pleasure of meeting, and one of my closest friends.
Chicago, you know what to do.
Ikan.
Twenty years.
Twenty years of "protecting their IP" from their own customers, for no additional revenue, by THREATENING them & small orgs with litigation.
Twenty years of the absolute worst developer support in the history of competitive gaming.
Twenty years of disappointment.
7th at Ignition. My first Top 8 at Ignite, been trying for seven+ years.
Picked up a pair of PR wins.
Needed to dig deep in the pocket in some sets, but I finally did it.
I’m so happy. This feels surreal. The work is really, truly paying off.
Regardless of thoughts on the result, most of this is:
DFW TO: “Our scene voted heavily on a decision.”
Random Player Not From DFW: “Stand back while I QT this and give an opinion nobody asked for.”
I especially love how many non-Ult players think they should give opinions. 🙄
This is one of the toughest decisions I have had to make in a while. It is not a life or death decision or a moral decision, but it does affect a lot of people, friends, in a scene I care about deeply. After several polls, many conversations, and just being inside my head, trying
Friends who used to play Smash but no longer compete or attend events:
What caused you to stop?
Could be anything, life reasons, dislike the game you played, new job, etc.
No smash bros local has all these:
- Starts on time
- Good seeding
- PR Players actually go
- ends on time
- is on the weekend
- venue isn't small
- enough friendlies setups
- gets a good amount of entrants
- good stream
- an actual rest/sit down area
- isn't in a dark room
Looking forward to this opportunity! North Park is very committed to the success of the Esports in athletics, and I'm ready to do all I can to make this program the best it can possibly be!
All the TOs leaving Smash recently…
Yeah, it sucks. N*ntendo is one of the few devs that not only doesn’t support the scene, but actively tries to prevent its existence.
Profits on Smash ONLY is very hard to do.
I’m 17 years in. Been part of majors, panels, etc. (1/2)
Cool.
17+ years/Thousands of hours cultivating a community and some randoms run a bad tourny and make racist remarks on a holiday weekend and suddenly it’s a whole city’s fault.
I feel awful for the people who experienced this terrible event & aftermath, but man, I’m so tired…
If anyone goes near Ethan inappropriately, ever, they will perish.
This goes for every minor in the community.
If you go after a minor in any inappropriate way, I will eviscerate you.
This is not a joke.
It’s my 3-year wedding anniversary.
And I’m gonna spend it running a Melee tournament.
My wife agreed to this & is also gonna come hang out.
If I can run a tournament on my WEDDING ANNIVERSARY then I want to actually see some CLM folks come thru.
Miss y’all who haven’t yet.
The lowest seed in Top 24 at Combo Breaker was 29th.
People always complain about seeding no matter what but maybe I know what I’m doing just a little bit???????
Please remember, if your scene bans Steve, do not be rude or mean to former Steve players as they learn another character.
You weren’t the best in a week either.
Every character takes time and starting from scratch won’t be easy for anyone.
It costs nothing to be kind.
After review, I’m good with whatever stagelist.
Dakpo going on pod to say “the Midwest will literally die if we use any other list” after we didn’t get a real seat at the table tells me all I needed to know. Any discussion woulda been in bad faith.
Run whatever you want champ.
==REGARDING GC CONTROLLER ADAPTERS=='
Only Nintendo/Wii U brand & Mayflash adapters are allowed at Ignition. Other 3rd Party adapters are BANNED at future Ignitions.
If you adapter says "NYKO" or is brandless, we will not use it.
We will not let more controllers get damaged.
Reminder that anti-homosexuality wasn't added to the bible until 1946 and that the Bible didn't oppose homosexuality before that.
In fact, the word "homosexuality" wasn't anywhere in the Bible before this.
Reminder that anti-gay Christians are full of it.
Happy Pride Month!
I’m not one of the people who expressed concerns, but Gabe going nuts on this Twitter thread and putting the organization on blast publicly is not a sign of growth or betterment. Also the “left on read” part I’m betting was less than 24 hours to respond, people don’t live online.
10 Stages, 4 Bans.
- Solves the FD/Kalos/Town/PS2 campy character problem.
- Gives 2 stages with walls again (there should be more, not less, IMO).
- Lylat is literally a direct Steve counter, they basically have to ban this, they effectively get 3 bans.
I'm just saying...
Since they couldn’t be bothered to put it on the map, WARP ZONE 2 happened as well, with players such as Ned, loaf, C8, skittles, Doorstop in attendance.
Lucky won the event, using solo Piranha Plant.
UGS put on a fantastic tournament that shouldn’t be swept under the rug.
Weekend Recap!
@Sparg0ssb
takes the biggest event in Mexico this year, Smash Factor X, defending his turf against Sonix!
@OuchBC
invades SoCal with a dub at ichigoCon.
@Light_S21
wins a different con event in Texas. And lastly,
@eim09ssbu
takes the 5th edition of WAVE in Tokyo!
I’m so fucking sick of this narrative.
September always sucks, game is 5 years old, multiple events per week are expensive and several formerly Chicago players and regulars just moved away.
People aren’t bailing on locals cuz of some fake “split up petty clique shit with orgs.”
Ignition had like 30 entrants I was thinking of going with jasper tonight but bruh wtf happens to Chicago??? This split up petty clique shit with the toruney orgs is literally killing the scene 😂
There is absolutely no way people on socials are turning on Corrin already, not after all the Steve/Sonic/ROB/G&W/Kaz complaining.
Just further proof players will complain no matter what character does well.
Top 8 hasn’t even happened yet and it’s already happening. 😑
What if we explored a format where, instead of just banning stages, we banned characters like how MOBAs work?
Each player would get 3-5 character bans.
Would force players to learn multiple characters in an EIGHTY character game and not just focus on cheese with one. 🤷🏻♂️
@RiotLettuce
Not a great take here.
Kid got his first truly big win and was respectful enough to fistbump, put the headset down without damaging it, unplug his controller without displacing the adapter, and all he did was jump up and down a bit.
This is NOTHING compared to some popoffs.
Why is anyone hating on RisterMice for his content videos?
“It doesn’t answer “why” matchups are bad.”
It’s a short. It’s supposed to be like 30 seconds long.
“Seems like lazy content, it’s just matchup charts.”
Yeah. That’s the point. Quick reference notes.
People just hate.
Costco sells a 4 pound bag of Chicken Breast Chunks and if you have an air fryer they are nearly identical to CFA nuggets. The bag is $14.
If you’re so desperate for the sauce, go pay $3 at the grocery store for the big bottle.
That’s $17 to eat this food 10+ times at home.