Olakunle Ologunro @KunleOlogunro Twitter profile

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Olakunle Ologunro

1 year

I have a new short story out! 🥳 It’s set in Ibadan which is a city I dearly, dearly love. I had so much fun writing it, and I know you’ll have even more fun reading it. ❤️

Feel Good

@afeelgoodbook

1 year

Our fourth story is now up! ✨ Read ‘The Mathematics Of Hooking Up’ by Olakunle Ologunro ( @KunleOlogunro )

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

3 years

In a rather surprising turn of events, I just found out that my mother's dog named "Max" is actually not Maxwell. The dog's name, according to my mother, is "Maximum Protection." "Max" for short.

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@KunleOlogunro

3 years

"Why is your penis on a dead girl's phone?"

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@UPROXX

3 years

without naming it, what is a TV show that is instantly recognizable based on one quote?

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

2 years

Me turning semo for my Bolt driver so he won’t vex and drop me in the middle of the road because an angry man is a hungry man.

Big Wolf 🐺

@SheunAdeola

2 years

Simply courtesy when you order a Uber/Bolt. 1. Greet the driver 2. Ask if he/she can locate you 3. Advise to follow the map 4. Notify him/her that you'd be waiting. "Where are you" is not the first thing you should be telling your Uber driver (service provider). Be polite.

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@KunleOlogunro

2 years

Bonnie from How To Get Away With Murder.

Emily

@PaceynJoey

2 years

In your opinion, who’s a character that has suffered more than Jesus???

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@KunleOlogunro

3 years

He lives in meeee!

Elliott Wilson

@ElliottWilson

3 years

Rick Ross. Richer Than I’ve Ever Been. Dec 10 🏆

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@KunleOlogunro

2 years

Spender o. It’s God that is saving me.

Kuda Business

@kudabusiness

2 years

13. Are you a spender or a saver?

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@KunleOlogunro

2 years

Gen Z Acronyms & Their Meanings: •TYSM - Taymesan •WAGMI - Watimagbo •IDC - I Dey Crase •FML - Fimisile •IYKYK - Another word for Jim Iyke •ILY - Ileya •ILYSM - Ileya Small •ATP - Ati paapa •IKDR - Ikorodu Direct •ISWIS - A sound you make when you eat hot yam

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

3 years

And a God who is ready to take back souls 🙏🏾

Lauren Hunt

@Laurennhunt2

3 years

bf who drives 🤝 gf who gives road head

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

2 years

Don’t forget to burn it a little so it can have that smoky taste, like firewood-cooked kpekus. 🙏🏾

Anita Vams

@a__vanita

2 years

To prepare to be eaten out. Use scented body wash. Glycolic acid on your bikini line Use lime water to clean your underarm for 10-15 mins before you bath so you won’t have to use antiperspirant or roll on. You need everywhere smelling fresh like a baby who just had her bath

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

2 years

List of foods I would never eat on a first date? Burger. Shawarma. Chicken wings. Draw soup. I’m sorry, but these are foods I eat with my door locked. Me and the food, let us strip naked and disgrace each other privately. 🙏🏾

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

3 years

Oya, give me your phone since you don't want to have sense.

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

3 years

Nawa oh. I wanted to go drink water in the kitchen, but I mistakenly toasted and ate 8 slices of bread. The architecture of this kitchen is really very problematic. 💔💔

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

2 years

Came back to quote this tweet with a testimony. Please tell me congratulations. 🥺

Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

3 years

I applied to six schools for my master's degree. Got rejected by 5, waitlisted by 1 and then finally rejected. I cried so much, but we move. A Happening Babe must happen regardless 🙏🏾

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

2 years

Hi, it's me Doja Cat! An elephant snatched my phone, so I'm tweeting with Kunle's phone for now. Yes, I'll come. 🙈 Purrr. Meow. Let me be your woman, woman woman woman. 💋

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@DunnsOftheBuj

2 years

I wish I could invite Doja cat for my party and she’d come.

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@KunleOlogunro

3 years

"Mistakenly impregnated", as per he kept his sperm on top of the fridge and the bottle fell and broke and the sperm poured inside her kpekus???

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

2 years

Fehintola. That way, it can be shortened to Fehinti which, in time, will become Fenty.

OLONI BABY 🍒

@Oloni

2 years

Okay can we all guess the name of Rihanna and ASAP Rocky’s child? I’ll close the thread when the name is shared. My guess is Ayanfeoluwa

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

2 years

As I moaned when the agbero grabbed my neck, I wondered to myself: "Am I a lost cause, or am I simply starved of physical touch?"

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@KunleOlogunro

3 years

Yes. You can buy the Chiamaka bundle in Ugu leaf green. It's just N9,999.

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@DunnsOftheBuj

3 years

Can I get a bouquet of real flowers for 10k? In Lagos ? Nothing too big but cute

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

3 years

Judas Iscariot... "Hi guys, welcome to my channel! Today, I'll be breaking my silence on what happened between me and Jesus Christ. This is a 3-part vlog, so don't forget to hit the like button and subscribe so you don't miss anything."

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3 years

Who in the bible woulda been a content creator

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

3 years

It's funny when people reply this way, tbh. For someone to inform you that they are now in your area, I'd assume that you both must have reached a level in your friendship/communication that makes them think you'd be willing to meet them once they're in your area.

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@Tvchukwu

3 years

“I’m in Lagos” okay, what should I do?

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

2 years

Please don’t text me everyday if you have no intentions of dating me. I catch feelings quickly, don’t spoil my life.

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

4 years

We Found Love In A Hopeless Place, Ijebu Ode remix

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@ogb0010

4 years

What goes on in naij TikTok

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@KunleOlogunro

3 years

I applied to six schools for my master's degree. Got rejected by 5, waitlisted by 1 and then finally rejected. I cried so much, but we move. A Happening Babe must happen regardless 🙏🏾

Kaldur'ahm

@therealchyke

3 years

Care to share your 2021 failures?

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

3 years

As opposed to straddling the driver so they can really ride him during the ride???

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@wydccalamity

3 years

dudes get an uber and immediately sit in the back seat like a woman

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

3 years

I don't know if it's me, but these jokes about Maduka Okoye being "incompetent" because he's a "fine boy" are one-kind. Someone referred to him as "ring light boy" and it's just... Idk. I could be overthinking stuff sha. Make I kip chut.

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

3 years

A full-time happening babe. 💜

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

2 years

“Look at how I bodied that.”

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

3 years

Me disguising as South so I can be entered tomorrow 🙈

Master of Ballads 🧡

@DwinTheStoic

3 years

To enter South tomorrow no go bad.

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

2 years

If you open my office bag, here’s a list of things you’re likely to find: 1. Agege bread wrapped in black nylon. 2. Hairbrush. 3. Wet lips. 4. Ankara for my tailor. 5. Laptop and charger (so it won’t be like I’m my working) 6. Bottled water, to drink after eating my bread.

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

3 years

Happy birthday to you, Olakunle. Keep being the happening babe that you are. I love you. ❤️

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

4 years

Four stages of a smile. ♥️

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

3 years

I do be having foolish dreams sha. Tell me why I dreamt that I followed Rihanna to her family house for Christmas and her mother served us yam and stew?

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

3 years

In my debut piece for Al Jazeera, @OpeAdetayo1 & I wrote about the security challenges surrounding the NYSC scheme, the deplorable state of the camps and how the programme itself has now become a pipeline for cheap labour. Please read and share. ❤️

Al Jazeera English

@AJEnglish

3 years

When Nigeria’s National Youth Service Corps was created in 1973, it aimed to mend the wounds of the civil war and inculcate a spirit of nation-building. But is it still worthwhile today? ⤵️

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

2 years

The yassification of Bola Ahmed Tinubu.

The Tinubu Update

@TheTinubuUpdate

2 years

Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu: An Open Letter to Delegates by Suleiman Babachir Lawal #Tinubu2023 #TinubuIsComing

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@KunleOlogunro

3 years

I looked so good here. 😍

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

2 years

Happening Babe, full time. ❤️

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

3 years

His view. 😍 My view. 😍

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

4 years

IF you're protesting online , please it's time to resume work , this is past 1.. Reply me with #SARSMUSTEND or #EndSWAT

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@KunleOlogunro

2 years

Please stop using basmati rice to cook Jollof. 🙏🏾😭

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@KunleOlogunro

3 years

I had so much fun making my first TikTok video 😂😂 Time to go wild on that app 😂😂

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

2 years

If the ashewo shorts is not threatening to expose my private parts when I climb okada, don’t bring it near me. 🙏🏾

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

3 years

I'm pleased to announce that I worked in the writer's room of the AfricaMagic TV series, "Venge." Thank you to @jessykarh , head writer extraordinaire. ❤️ "Venge" airs every weekday at 8:30pm on AfricaMagic. Please support Happening Babe by watching. 🙏🏾 Thanks! 🥳

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

4 years

Tetracycline capsule 💊 🤭

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

4 years

Happy birthday to you, @KunleOlogunro . Thank you for being the absolute love of my life ♥️🎉

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

2 years

The inspiration. The inspired.

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

3 years

God finished work on this face, abeg. 😌

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

3 years

A smile to brighten up your evening. 😌

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

3 years

I hope this makes you smile ☺️☺️

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

3 years

@dondave__ @BolajiParle E fit be cocaina 💀

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

2 years

A babe.

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

3 years

After 12 weeks of intensive classes in Screenwriting at EbonyLife Creative Academy, I am pleased to announce that I graduate today. 🎉

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

3 years

Ahan, overraw best in meow meow.

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@TAFELMUKOVIC

3 years

@BeautifulxAngry Shame on me for saying the truth, because of my Personal experiences? Do you know how many of Pussies I get a day?

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@KunleOlogunro

3 years

This is the photo that sent Naomi Campbell out of business. I posted it and she stopped getting jobs.

BUKOLA

@bukola_beckley

3 years

Men in Ashewo shorts 🩳 thread? please don’t air me 🙏🏾

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

2 years

@Jollz I’m trying to put Merriam Webster dictionary out of business, plis. 🙏🏾

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

2 years

God, I’ve never seen that much suffering for a TV character. It’s almost like the writers entered the writing room determined to show her pepper.

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

3 years

I beat the urge to cook beans and plantain at midnight. 🙏 I ended up eating 4 slices of bread toasted with butter and sardine and a slice of pizza, but that's beside the point.

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

2 years

“Jolene” by Dolly Parton is first recorded example of an ‘I come to you as a woman’ scenario.

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

2 years

Green is such an elite colour. 👌🏾 📸: @nelsoncj3

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@KunleOlogunro

3 years

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

3 years

Queen Chimuanya 👑 🤰 💉

@Queen_Essien2

3 years

This tweet almost ruined my friends marriage when she posted it on her whatsapp status. Her fiance wanted to quit the relationship. No be everything we suppose use play

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

3 years

waldeinsamkeit

@busayo__cole

3 years

What is the rationale behind doing penis enlargement?

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

3 years

Arms and the man. 😏

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

2 years

For each like this tweet gets, I’ll tweet a random fact you’ve never heard before.

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

3 years

"Ahan, take it easy. Why are you eating it like that?"

Thulani "Mr Dimples” Jamal Keys

@LikhonaThulani

3 years

This should be interesting 🧐

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

4 years

His view. 😍 My view. 😍 (We are not dating each other, abeg. Na Christmas we dey do)

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

3 years

Can I be honest? Pounded yam is overhyped. Compared to other swallows, it's mid.

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

3 years

✨ A Full-Time Happening Babe ✨

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

4 years

Not my family member asking me if today is my birthday. Do these people even know I'm a happening babe at all??

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

3 years

Also, these films with young Nigerian protagonists are so full of lies. Everyone lives in a fancy apartment in Lekki and yet barely go to work. How do they afford rent? Some of them even drive fancy cars. Where una dey see am?

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

3 years

Stay happening. It's a full-time job 🙏🏾

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

2 years

After what I did in this video, I’m not sure I’ll make it in Nollywood as an actor. 😭

Douglas Kendyson

@KendysonD

2 years

BTS from “A day in the life of a writer” with @KunleOlogunro for @tryselar 😂😂😂

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

3 years

If you're looking for something to read today, here's my short story "BoyGirl" about love and abuse in queer relationships.

BoyGirl - Olakunle Ologunro

A short story.

kunleologunro.substack.com

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

2 years

I got to work and realized I forgot my laptop charger at home. But I did not forget to carry the peppersoup and plantain I’ll eat for lunch.

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

3 years

Is @Hauwa_L now working with Google translate? Because me I'm not understanding this one oh.

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

3 years

TL asleep? Now I can tweet about this time I was put on a relationship waiting list in Lagos. This person told me I was number three on the list, and let me not even lie, I was willing to wait. Ah. Happening Babe in the mud.

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

3 years

Please rinse that fish and throw it back inside the river.

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

4 years

One egg is now N70. N70 precious naira. I guess it's time to start laying my own eggs.

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

3 years

I've showered and worn my ashawo shorts. I will now proceed to parade the entire length and breadth of this area. If my market does not sell, I will ring bell on my head. "Gbanjo gbanjo! 2k per night!"

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

2 years

On my way to visit Rihanna and my nephew Fehintola (aka Fenty) with hot Jollof rice and goat meat peppersoup.

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

3 years

Owambe Hotties. ❤️

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@KunleOlogunro

3 years

Why do some people cook white rice without salt? I'm Yoruba, and salt in white rice matters to me.

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

3 years

Agent to me: Ahan, you're Lepa. The room will fit you. The bathroom:

Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

3 years

I don't care if the apartment has a fancy POP, sir. Them use POP swear for Lagos agents? 😭

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

4 years

I'm here again oh. 🙃 Due to popular demand, I'm looking to talk to people who were initiated into witchcraft through food. Be it in primary school, secondary or university. It's for my next @zikokomag article. Enter the DMs, please. Kindly RT.

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

4 years

Take two 🌚

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

3 years

Behold, my Bobrisky Dance Challenge video. Song: Vivid Imagination by K1 De Ultimate (It's why I did the video 😂 love the song so much) Edited by: @oluwatosinraji_ T-shirt: Zikoko Enjoy!

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

3 years

@uxtobiaf THE MORNING ASSEMBLY IS THE WORST PART OF IT! You're in Dreamland and the next thing you hear, "Good morning Jesus, good morning Lord!" Now y'all hold up. I'm still in this world of sin, where the hell are we greeting baby Jesus??

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

3 years

I got published in Al Jazeera 🤩 The article is my pinned tweet.

Despy Boutris

@itsdbouts

3 years

hi. something that happened to u in 2021 that ur proud of?

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@KunleOlogunro

3 years

奧茲

@__Ozioma

3 years

quote this with a picture of yourself that lives rent free in your head 😍 (don’t air 🥺🧏🏼‍♀️)

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@KunleOlogunro

3 years

I'm a spec. Gas me up, pls 🥺

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

4 years

This one is for @raetheelefty & @_tobiaf ♥️😍

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

4 years

Whom sayest it is not plenty? Behold, it doth exist plentifully, and unto abundance. (King James Version) 🙈

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

3 years

@KejiAdewumi Toh. There's also a thing of assuming because he's fine, he's "pretty" and therefore "soft/effeminate" and cannot handle things as "manly" as football. I could be projecting, but too many things bubble beneath the surface of such seemingly harmless banter.

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

4 years

Random, but I'm grateful to everyone who retweets my call for stories when I put them out, and to everyone who trusts me enough to share their stories with me. I am grateful. Thank you for believing in me, and for engaging with my work. ♥️

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

4 years

I need to change my TikTok algorithm abeg. Because, really, what is this? 😭

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

3 years

@Nneoge At this point, I can't even argue. E Max oh 😭😭

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

4 years

Shenanigans 🥴

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7

98

Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

3 years

Rita Dominic's rent was due and her landlord had already cut her light, packed her load outside and was about to put a padlock on her door when she took this role.

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

3 years

. @rihanna , please make your baby "Fehintola." That way, you can shorten it to "Fenty." 🙈

5

20

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Olakunle Ologunro

@KunleOlogunro

4 years

#NewProfilePic

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