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that sore thumb on your timeline. Zoomer apologist. rip mcafee. noticer. pro-White. revelation 3:9. CHRIST IS KING.

Joined May 2011
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@smart_female
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29 days
bent the knee to the blue check 😔
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@smart_female
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5 months
Christ suffered & died on the cross for us and now this Jew is trying to tell us we should be careful about how/when we declare His glory. fuck you, Seth Dillon. Christ is King and your ancestors had him killed for it.
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@RealCandaceO The argument is not that Christ isn't king, or that we shouldn't say Christ is King. It's that not everyone is saying "Christ is King" in good faith. There's plenty of evidence of that, and there are good reasons for Christians to find it objectionable. When a non-Christian gets
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@smart_female
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5 months
@BIPOCracism @lapatron100 ah yes, this definitely seems like a “utopia”
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5 months
@s_mark58760 @SpiritedSparr0w I used to work in end-of-life care. Many people absolutely do see, speak to, and feel their loved ones that have gone before them when they’re on their deathbed. All the time this happens. I truly do not believe that it’s some kind of hallucination, but a spiritual experience.
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@smart_female
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6 months
@BonifaceOption in our small, rural MD town a few years ago, an illegal who was drunk driving hit & killed an elderly couple on their way home from church. he ran and they still haven’t found him.
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@smart_female
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7 months
@SteveCooperEsq @JURISTnews @MGMAdvertiser i hope he suffered more than the innocent woman he murdered.
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6 months
@blairwaldorfyan @LeaMaric @Slatzism if the man i was having a baby for made jokes about my vag during childbirth on national fucking television, suing would be the kindest punishment i’d offer him.
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7 months
@RobTeeVee @San_Dinero823 they’re taking up half of the lift with their equipment, which is quite literally one of the rudest things to do while skiing. it’s not the dancing.
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@smart_female
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9 months
@bitcoin_intern @YIMBYLAND scholars and joggers
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@smart_female
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5 months
muting this, the semitophile bots are fucking annoying
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@smart_female
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8 months
@NickLesShots @Stone_tossers @InsaneCope the left truly cannot meme lmfao
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@smart_female
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9 months
@the_psychic_1 @9mm_smg ahh yes, garbage contained in bags, clothing & cardboard strewn out on on a paved street is definitely the same as massive rivers filled to the brim with carcasses and pure human shit!
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@smart_female
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8 years
QA and Kent county must be very special because God keeps on taking so many 💕👼🏼💞
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@smart_female
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4 years
TO ALL THE LOCALS: remember when those Dorchester police officers bullied and mocked Chris Bailey on FB live last year and he killed himself a few days later? yeah, FUCK the police.
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@smart_female
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1 year
@Kathleen168 @VanDiemen_ @EndWokeness you do realize, that still makes them… rural?
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7 years
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@smart_female
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6 months
@joegattx1893 @HellenicVibes carbon dating is notoriously inaccurate
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@smart_female
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1 year
@FredSargeant don’t be shy, drop the name of the festival organizers. dogpiling can work both ways.
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@smart_female
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9 months
@simianfromspace @hollowearthterf yeah, this is why we say we hate men
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@smart_female
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9 years
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7 months
@DFESGDGR @Stone_tossers they can but only if they repent from their sinful lifestyle.
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@smart_female
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6 months
@realluxurydomme @CoochieBeating @freckledn it would be the OF girl trying to defend this shit. y’all make me sick.
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@smart_female
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7 years
@yourlru not to be dramatic or anything, but i hope she dies
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@smart_female
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7 years
LMFAO i’ll pay someone to write my 20 page essay
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I will pay someone to write my 2 page essay.... I'm so over college
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@smart_female
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8 years
I'll never understand why ppl will pay $1000 for a purebred when u can go to the shelter & find a perfect pup for so much less & save a life
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@smart_female
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5 months
@DreadlockDruid @bryan1973 @Omo_Hernandez @SYeezy05 we’re being so serious and genuinely asking these questions. If our countries are so horribly racist, WHY doesn’t she return to the incredible POC empire she came from? Please give us some kind of an answer.
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@smart_female
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8 months
@Crazyuncute @ladyhacksaway @lulusolomo86641 @ghastlymilf when i’m in a pure schizophrenic delusion competition and my opponent is you
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@smart_female
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5 months
@rndbbnaija @KeneAkers then get off the app?????
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7 months
@yakubiancel @NapoleonBonabot @RichardHanania @empireenjoyer10 are you fucking kidding me? most people with Down Syndrome are not “tortured” in any way. Most can live functioning lives, develop relationships, hold jobs, etc. You’re a decrepit piece of shit if you really believe that a disability is always “torture”.
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8 months
@NickLesShots @Stone_tossers @InsaneCope pronouns in bio 😂😭😭😭😭😭
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7 months
@Tr00peRR especially love the designer shoes they’re all wearing.
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@smart_female
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3 months
@exxzackly @TaylorMorganS_ @riotgames @RiotSupport woman here 🙋🏼‍♀️. she needs to shut the fuck up and mute it if she has this kind of pathetic reaction.
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@smart_female
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11 months
@manuknight64 @RealFakeWriter so burning something like “All Boys Aren’t Blue”, which contains literal pornographic material regarding anal sex made for children under the ages of 12, would hurt your soul?
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@smart_female
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9 years
feel like all the girls on my TL feeling the same as me should all get together and have fun and get drunk and be happy with each other
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@smart_female
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4 years
i still think about this Rachel Dolezal Cameo every single day of my life.
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@smart_female
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8 years
I wanna lose weight so bad omg
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@smart_female
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8 years
I guess ignorance is bliss
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@smart_female
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9 years
wish I was a guy so I could just be a piece of shit all the time and not be judged for it
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9 months
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7 months
@yakubiancel @NapoleonBonabot @RichardHanania @empireenjoyer10 That’s a non sequitur, as I have already been born w/o DS. But, I would much prefer to be given a chance at life with DS, over being killed in the womb without being given any chance at all.
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7 months
@FemboyDCS @DaSkrubKing thanks for noticing us 🥰
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7 months
@ChickenJJJJ @Stone_tossers the gay people are the rapist pastors, bud.
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@smart_female
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6 years
when exactly are people going to realize that it’s not this simple?
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So when exactly are people actually going to realize that drugs aren’t cool and that they will kill you..? It all starts with a choice. So don’t be fucking stupid.
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@smart_female
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11 years
homecoming dressssssss http://t.co/rGLoJpOEX3
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7 months
@NoXin567 @sprigopine no followers and you’ve been on this app since fucking 2017?
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7 months
@TheAndrewMeyer @tokyozoomer and you’re still a jew.
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@smart_female
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6 years
just shut the fuck up, you trick ass little bitch
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@cassmarie123 My mom did
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8 months
@deerboiii @bartsimsonreal sounds like someone is lacking some science cheer :(
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7 months
@yakubiancel @NapoleonBonabot @RichardHanania @empireenjoyer10 There is a difference between a life with DS and a life without. That doesn’t inherently make a life with DS a negative experience or a life of “torture”. Do you actually know anyone with DS in real life or are you just speaking for them based on what you think you know?
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@smart_female
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4 years
thinking about making an OnlyFans just to post the horrible pictures of myself that will never make it to social media so people can pay to find out if i’m a catfish
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@smart_female
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9 years
was hoping I would wake up and none of this would be real
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@smart_female
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7 months
@Nastywithgrande @gabssfm08 @LorneMalvo69420 @imunidentify26 @PobBase @oligranxde maybe they should lose weight if they don’t want people talking about them like this
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8 months
@pokemondundee @Riley_Gaines_ no. a disgusting human being is someone who lies to everyone around them for their own personal gain. trans people need to be honest - they deserve no special treatment.
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@smart_female
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9 years
purple has become one of our unofficial school colors
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9 months
@VeritateIn @the_psychic_1 @9mm_smg don’t worry, they’ve got 1 sewage treatment plant so that’s taking care of it!
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@smart_female
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7 years
buying your own groceries really puts into perspective how great generic brand tastes
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@smart_female
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4 years
i should probably cut back on the alcohol consumption bc it seems that i was WYLIN yesterday for absolutely no reason
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@smart_female
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8 years
there are actually people this stupid that inhabit our planet
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@smart_female
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5 months
@Slatzism @PeakedPeach honestly, this game is so worth the purchase. lots of fun even for people who aren’t gamers.
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@smart_female
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6 years
opened twitter and was greeted by yet another local tweeting about how much they love sex
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@smart_female
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4 years
can’t believe my obsessive stockpile of bath and body works hand sanitizers from middle school ended up being a smart decision...
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@smart_female
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5 years
if the juul kills me, at least i’ll die doing something i love
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4 years
are you actually anti-racist or are you just satisfying your white savior complex? there’s a difference.
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7 months
@IsYoursGold04 @Steve_Laws_ you’ll be going with them.
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@smart_female
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6 months
@_austxn @BuhleMahlangu14 imagine dying & having your final resting place turned to a trash pile bc no one else cares to clean it, only for some random stranger with no connection to you to take time out of their life to turn it back into a proper memorial. this content is actually a good thing.
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@smart_female
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6 years
queen anne’s county high school’s golden years
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@smart_female
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9 years
last two days of junior year and I still feel like I should be in 5th grade
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7 months
@jpsrose @autistocrates i think a lot of us are actually coming to that realization, yet the majority of our generation is surrounded by consumerism propaganda and lack the critical thinking skills needed to break away from the pursuit of materialism. tiktok is a major factor.
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@EddyXNYC @ezekielsnake @ScottMGreer No, he did not. Look into the case. He was searching for his phone & the drunken teenagers started making fun of him & harassing him over it. That’s what started the issue. It escalated from there.
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10 months
@radkimseokjin it’s like they get off on just spitting in our fucking faces with this shit.
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@smart_female
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9 years
there's a new secret to winning football games: get someone to shut off stadium lights
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@smart_female
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9 years
lol I totally didn't buy enough stuff 😳😂 http://t.co/IjaMFhBVjB
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8 months
@floweryhayden @Stone_tossers @InsaneCope again, pronouns in bio. nothing you say matters, considering you can’t even grasp the sex you were born with. be blessed! 😘🫶🏼
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7 months
@MrPostsGood @Mad_1nventor @TfL it’s also faster to just take things from a store and walk out without paying. but we don’t fucking do that, do we?
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@smart_female
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10 years
I'm excited for fall bcuz football, field hockey, homecoming and stuff but I'm really not excited for school and the incoming freshmen
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6 months
@Mick_O_Keeffe precisely the reason that I have trashed my dream of traveling to Ireland entirely.
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@smart_female
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6 years
you have to stand up for what you believe in
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Thank you for the submission @madisonlgreen !! You’re doing the lord’s work 🙏🏻
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@smart_female
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9 years
I just feel bad for the people who didn't know her and didn't get a chance to see how great of a person she actually was
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@smart_female
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8 years
whether you're religious or not, please please pray for me and my family right now in this time of tragedy. please
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@smart_female
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8 years
this tweet pisses me off so much. this is a CHIPMUNK for God's sake. not a fucking squirrel omfg
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@smart_female
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7 years
"is the red, white and blue vodka good?" bitch it's literally plain burnetts wrapped in pretty plastic, no it ain't good
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9 years
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@smart_female
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9 years
exactly 2 weeks until we go back to school... SENIORS
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@smart_female
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6 years
remember when everyone would look up their names on urban dictionary? yeah that really helped me realize my self worth
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4 years
i was 9. i was 16.
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@smart_female
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4 years
never mind, i’m going to the liquor store
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@smart_female
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9 years
listening to Taylor swift songs will never be the same honestly
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