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Enks, The Viking

@EnksTheViking

2 years

Why is everyone shitting on the Post Malone card? Like….the guy seems actually really chill and really friendly. Doesn’t seem to have the high and mighty attitude most famous people do and wants to play Magic with people. Unless I missed something. Just let him have his thing?

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2 years

@TheFigen_ I think that’s beer. It’s full of hops

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3 years

In both kink and polyam, you’re taught that someone must give their consent enthusiastically, and they can retract their consent at any given time. And you are to honor it immediately. A yes given yesterday and a no given today means you no longer have consent.

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@EnksTheViking

2 years

My toxic MTG trait is I take a deck that already works as it should and fuck it up by adding jank lmao

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@EnksTheViking

3 months

For the sake of argument, is this legally a raccoon or a rule 0 raccoon?

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@EnksTheViking

2 years

Something I’m adamant about - don’t eat at Chik-Fil-A. I don’t give a fuck how good the chicken is.

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4 years

@BigJigglyPanda They could have set that tweet up so much better to get the linen across instead of using sexism as clickbait.

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@EnksTheViking

2 years

I’ve come to terms that, regardless of what society says, my little goth heart actually really enjoys the color pink

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@EnksTheViking

2 years

@Purplepuffinof1 Play him again and just go “I swing at you with….you”

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@EnksTheViking

3 years

I'm not saying what he did was right....but understand that sometimes....you talk shit, you get hit.

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Enks, The Viking

@EnksTheViking

2 years

@ClaireMax Initial reason was "hot valkyrie stronk woman" and then I followed because of your sarcasm and humor. And I stayed because your cosplay posts and because you're kinda inspirational. It may be a hellsite but you def. create a niche where it isn't as bad

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@NileJoanRivers God I hope not

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@EnksTheViking

3 years

If you change the terms or the agreement, you no longer have that persons consent. If you only give half of the agreement, you no longer have that persons consent.

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Enks, The Viking

@EnksTheViking

3 years

@AdmiralBahroo He’s going to see this tweet and lose his shit

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@EnksTheViking

3 years

So the excuse of “she wanted to do it but she’s just misremembering” isn’t valid. She may have agreed, but now she doesn’t. End of story.

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Enks, The Viking

@EnksTheViking

3 years

The person you are getting consent from does not owe you an explanation or a reason, nor do they need one of they change their mind.

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Enks, The Viking

@EnksTheViking

2 years

@TheHIVE_Social @Kesswylie I want the type of accessibility where you don’t allow a megalomaniac billionaire take over and create social treason and tank the app

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@EnksTheViking

3 years

This *is* aimed at MDL and I’m talking about Benito Robledo, but this is for anyone and everyone put into a situation like this. You have the right to your own body and your own safety.

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@EnksTheViking

2 years

Now that the SCOTUS seems to be set on regressing women's and trans rights back to the 1920's, it's time to start talking about the benefits of vasectomies and how you can potentially save lives in exchange for some pain and discomfort.

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@EnksTheViking

2 years

I think a good rule of thumb for me is if you are blocked by/blocking @MsEldritch , I pretty much automatically don't trust or like you. If you've managed to get through her gravitational field of pure optimism and sunshine and end up on her bad side, that says a lot about you.

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2 years

cEDH discourse or not, I will not tolerate anyone who is unnecessarily rude or toxic to my friends, and I will absolutely not tolerate anyone who is misogynistic and sexist to anyone.

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@EnksTheViking

2 years

The BD in BDSM stands for "build decks"

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2 years

@GuardianBeleren He's also a massive Magic nerd, constantly goes to tourneys, LGSs, meet ups, supports many MTG content creators, guests on podcasts and CC videos. I mean, he even held a 1v1 tourney with a fan and was ecstatic that he lost. Like he can definitely be both.

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2 years

Firing shots directly at @MsEldritch and @chrisvondoom1

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2 years

I have been with my spouse for almost 9 years, and have been with my partner for a year and some change and I must say....to this day I have zero fucking idea how to flirt

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3 years

I lost my dog tonight, not even 12 hours after learning she was sick. I’m stable, but I’m not okay

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Enks, The Viking

@EnksTheViking

2 years

Do you really like dad bods or are you looking for a father figure?

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@EnksTheViking

2 years

Guess my spouses favorite Pokémon

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@EnksTheViking

2 years

I love boobs. They’re great.

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@EnksTheViking

2 years

Seems @MsEldritch and I are doing hot couple shit today

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@EnksTheViking

3 years

@MsEldritch For those of you that want to see the culprits

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Enks, The Viking

@EnksTheViking

2 years

"The whole Magic community has accusing this person of being an abuser, transphobic and a potential cheater but I want you to spoon feed me this proof because I don't side with potential victims but also I'm going to pretend I don't have any ties or connection to said person"

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2 years

@DontShowYourCat

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@EnksTheViking

2 years

Both of my partners are gone this weekend. One to visit their partner who lives in a diff state, the other at a MTG con. I miss them both so much already. But I got a selfie of them at the airport together (coincidence in timing) and god damn are both of them are so beautiful

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@EnksTheViking

2 years

@nestapendragon I don't care. I love proxies. I love alt art proxies. I love user created art proxies. The real problem is people are not holding pre-game conversations about power level

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Enks, The Viking

@EnksTheViking

2 years

Here’s my soapbox. If you have the correct anatomy for it, get a vasectomy. It’s a quick procedure, it’s fairly painless and the recovery isn’t bad. It’s reversible and saves your uterus having friends and partners from destroying their bodies manipulating their hormones.

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Enks, The Viking

@EnksTheViking

8 years

Since I'm having a rough day, I'll be making myself feel better by giving away an Overwatch beta key @7CST . Follow and retweet to enter.

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@EnksTheViking

2 years

This came in as an alt proxy art for a card I ordered. Gives me big @luastardust vibes

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@EnksTheViking

4 years

@ProjectOrange5 @PlayStation .....what? How’s you come to the conclusion to link these two games? “Yo, check out my new Dodge Viper” “Taco Bell is better!” Like, you alright? Is this a cry for help?

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Enks, The Viking

@EnksTheViking

2 years

I just lost one of the best things in my life, one of the most important people and it was entirely because of my actions. I’m going to work to become a better version of myself and prove that I’m worth their time and trust. Im feeling really vulnerable and scared.

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Enks, The Viking

@EnksTheViking

4 months

@PGDHanson My initial thought from this set

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Enks, The Viking

@EnksTheViking

3 years

I'm fairly sure half of the reason I started playing Magic again is to give the decks that I build really dumb fucking names.

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@EnksTheViking

24 days

@SteelCitySteph And he's an assassin too, which means you can do fun things with him like freerun on T3

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Enks, The Viking

@EnksTheViking

2 years

Also, I hate to be the bearer of news, but most sex workers I know of are in relationships. And that’s perfectly valid and between them and their partner. You are a customer on the same level as a Twitch subscriber is to a streamer. On that note, stop harassing streamers.

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@EnksTheViking

2 years

Hi. React here if you consent to me flirting with you. I need to spread more positivity in the community

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Enks, The Viking

@EnksTheViking

2 years

@MsEldritch appreciation thread for this lovely Monday? She had a rough weekend, so let’s show her some love. Comment below some things you appreciate or love about her.

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Enks, The Viking

@EnksTheViking

7 years

@AnneMunition I mean, there has to be a little truth to this because with the way the president is running the country, he's obviously logged in some hours playing Fallout.

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@EnksTheViking

2 years

Hot take: the art in this always looks like they are finger banging the plantussy. Just really rubbing in that soil At least to me.

Amy the Amazonian ☕ 💕 🤖

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2 years

"I love ramp." "Do you really love ramp, or are you just saying it because you cast Cultivate?" "I love ramp. I LOVE RAMP!"

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2 years

Can I just say how very much in love I am with @MsEldritch and how much of a trooper she is to put up with my shit for a whole year and still have the energy and mental fortitude to say “yeah, let’s do that again”

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@EnksTheViking

2 years

@MsEldritch This may be a treat for us but imma turn you into a snack later 😏

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@EnksTheViking

2 years

This has my vote for one of the best/worst names you could name something.

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Enks, The Viking

@EnksTheViking

4 years

@PlayStation I would love to experience this, had you not let scalpers and bots hoard the consoles and extort us 🙃

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Enks, The Viking

@EnksTheViking

2 years

The amount of men that are taking the "she lied and deceived me about being married" route and ignored the other 99% of is happening vs the amount of women I see that have posted "this has happened to me and it's triggering to read about" is hauntingly high.

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Enks, The Viking

@EnksTheViking

2 years

She’s a 10. Full stop. She’s beautiful and as sharp as a tack.

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@EnksTheViking

2 years

Happy Birthday to @MsEldritch , who is one of the greatest joys in my life, who not only provides to me, but to a multiple communities positivity and joy and sunlight. I love you. I hope you have a wonderful day

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@EnksTheViking

2 years

@MsEldritch Okay so, pretty heavy question. I want to commit tax fraud. Should I do this on my own taxes or use someone else’s? Also, do you have a recipe for chorizo soup?

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@EnksTheViking

2 years

That's a good circle. I like this circle

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Enks, The Viking

@EnksTheViking

2 years

This is a really bad take and disgusting to me. This isn't about being a hetero-CIS white guy. It's understanding that being a cishet white male gives you enormous privilege, and puts you in the main group that is persecuting others that aren't cishet white males.

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@EnksTheViking

2 years

All you had to do was say you had a humiliation kink, and I would have been more than happy to humiliate you on main. Didn’t need to drag the whole magic community in with it

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Enks, The Viking

@EnksTheViking

2 years

I don't tweet about her a lot, but today I celebrate 6 years married to the beautiful @Lex_T_Rekt . She is such an inspiration to me and has taught me a lot about myself, and has loved me unconditionally through ups and downs and I couldn't have asked for a better partner

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Enks, The Viking

@EnksTheViking

2 years

My GF is so pretty

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Enks, The Viking

@EnksTheViking

2 years

Gonna probably drink tonight, so expect (casual?) flirting. Also hi ❤️🥵

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Enks, The Viking

@EnksTheViking

2 years

So…I got a kitten! I didn’t want to post about her immediately because she was sick when we adopted her. But meet Queen Tortellini, or QT for short!

Enks, The Viking

@EnksTheViking

2 years

Did something exciting today. I can’t show it off for several weeks but I’m ecstatic

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Enks, The Viking

@EnksTheViking

2 years

J fuck this is the first time I've watched a lake commit a murder in real time

Eric Nelson

@literaryeric

2 years

OMG

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Enks, The Viking

@EnksTheViking

2 years

There should be 0 rewards for being a hero, because law and emergency services are a public service job. You are a servant to the public. If you are in these professions because you want to be a hero, you are in the wrong profession.

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I'm not defending the actions of the officers. But we've demonized law enforcement to the point that there are far fewer rewards for being a hero, for taking risks. When your culture makes George Floyd the hero, real heroes stand down. Cultural rot has consequences.

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Enks, The Viking

@EnksTheViking

3 years

Was finally able to frame these two beautiful art prints from @misspenart Two of my favorite characters and the foil on it makes it pop so nicely

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@EnksTheViking

2 years

Something for the timeline.

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Enks, The Viking

@EnksTheViking

2 years

Just an FYI… I’m proud of you and I love you. Keep at it

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Enks, The Viking

@EnksTheViking

2 years

36 and still a charmer QRT with your age and *optional* selfie.

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2 years

Joining the vampire trend. 35 Ayee, QRT with your age and optional “selfie”

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Enks, The Viking

@EnksTheViking

2 years

100%...all of this. For a lot of us, our parents, mainly dads, fuck us up by withholding love from us to "toughen us up" and was taught that showing love and affection was feminine and reserved for those who were feminine, and being feminine was bad.

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3 years

I’m one follow away from 420 followers. Who wants to fall on that sword and be a legend

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Enks, The Viking

@EnksTheViking

3 years

It’s finally here!!! Beautiful alter by @theRickyThomas that I won a few weeks back on @BobbieChristxne ’s stream. It’s so pretty 🥺

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@EnksTheViking

2 years

Move complete. Time for bandwagon serotonin

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@EnksTheViking

2 years

Why is my cat so photogenic

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@EnksTheViking

2 years

Okay but real talk. You’re all hot as fuck and a joy to be around.

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@EnksTheViking

2 years

This has been my mood for the last several game releases

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Enks, The Viking

@EnksTheViking

3 months

@ValerieFatality But it’s such a pretty kitty

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Enks, The Viking

@EnksTheViking

2 years

Both partners are out of state, and while I miss them both dearly, this also means I am ✨u n s u p e r v i s e d✨

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Enks, The Viking

@EnksTheViking

7 months

@MeerkatsRMammal How is someone going to call a movie with Andre the Giant limp wristed?

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Enks, The Viking

@EnksTheViking

2 years

I wonder how many of the people on Reddit pissed off by the thought of polyamory are just upset because they have their hands full disappointing one partner, without adding additional ones on top of that.

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Enks, The Viking

@EnksTheViking

2 years

STOP FUCKING SEXUALLY ASSAULTING MY FRIENDS FOR FUCKS SAKE. I mean also don't sexually assault people who aren't my friends either. Keep it in your fucking pants jfc

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Enks, The Viking

@EnksTheViking

3 years

Oh look, everyone using the #IStandWithChrisRock is just shitting on non-monogamy as if it had anything to do with what happened last night. If you weaponize someone's relationship style attempt to prove a point, it just makes you the asshole instead

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Enks, The Viking

@EnksTheViking

2 years

Oh word? What's happening?

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Enks, The Viking

@EnksTheViking

2 years

I don’t claim to be the smartest. But I have my moments of clarity. But I just liked a tweet by my private Twitter account from my main account and then immediately got excited when I saw I had a notification so that’s not one of them

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@EnksTheViking

2 years

@lab_proxy lmao...it takes two turns to fully untap unless you live in Australia

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Enks, The Viking

@EnksTheViking

2 years

If you spam "I need healing" and then run the complete opposite direction of me, I'm coming to your house and stealing your cat.

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@EnksTheViking

2 years

The joys of trying to take selfies with a cat in the house

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Enks, The Viking

@EnksTheViking

2 years

She’s a little bit of a cuddle bug

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Enks, The Viking

@EnksTheViking

2 years

Since I have a message from them sitting in my “other messages” box, I can tell when they deactivate/reactive their account, so I’m just gonna light the pyres and sound the horn every time they come back. As a warning. Anyway, Ruincrab already reactivated their account

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Enks, The Viking

@EnksTheViking

2 years

@izzitMichaela We don’t. We don’t have the processing capability to really understand and handle so it gets shrugged off and compartmentalized until we resurface it.

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Enks, The Viking

@EnksTheViking

2 years

@jaiden_annells @MythicMeebo @baetog_ Why are you even bothering tweeting? You have no fucking followers. You have literally no one to back you up, and you are arguing into an entire community that loves and supports our trans and lgbtqia+ friends. You are literally alone. Take the hint.

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Enks, The Viking

@EnksTheViking

2 years

Hey, fun fact. If you're doing No Nut November......don't

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Enks, The Viking

@EnksTheViking

2 years

In light of all the shit that is going on in the world, I'm officially declaring that Pride Month has been extended indefinitely. Now go onto the world and be gay and do crimes

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Enks, The Viking

@EnksTheViking

2 years

Reading the legal documents explains the legal documents