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@smalls_5000

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Voice is 40, face is 15, but I'm actually 26 | 'Radical' nerd | Living room comedian | Everything is a joke, unless it isnt

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Joined May 2018
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Call Of Duty removes FaZe Clan member NICKMERCS skin from game after Anti-LGBTQ comments during Pride Month.
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Resign.
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@GovTimWalz
Governor Tim Walz
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As a veteran, gun-owner, hunter, and dad, I know that basic gun safety isn’t a threat to the Second Amendment.   It’s about our first responsibility to our kids: Keeping them safe.   When the bill reaches my desk, I’m going to sign a red flag law and background checks into law.
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Me watching every big account I follow roast some guy alive because I said stack up homie
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@KamalaHarris
Kamala Harris
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Let's get it done.
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@ChrisUnits
Chris Units
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Said it before, but it's time to refresh my hottest take 🔥🔥🔥: Inheritance tax should be 100%. America's obsession with generational wealth is weird and exacerbates economic inequality. Your kids should work hard for their money like everybody else.
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@michaelianblack Isn't there a law about murder or something? Idk who cares. If you really feel that way then stack up homie.
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1 year
Ok I must be seeing things. You're telling me I shitposted my way into a singer I grew up listening to following me?
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I need a laugh. Lemme see some memes please and thank you.
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I give my blessing to everyone to meme me as you see fit. Just make em good.
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Short 🧵: You have a natural right to defend yourself how you see fit. Whether you derive that from any form of belief, religious or not, doesn't matter. Animals dont stop to ask a higher power when threatened. Self preservation is naturally ingrained in all living things.
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Jess Piper
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Hate to break it to some, but…
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Im not a centrist. You're just an idiot.
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I see you spent the day trying to attack peoples looks and failing, so I have included some - lets call them info graphics - to help you understand.
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@michaelianblack
Michael Ian Black
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So weird then that the people most vocally supporting guns are flabby white dudes with dubious sunglass choices.
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@GenMhayden Get in line. You're knocking on the next door.
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@EcoSexuality I see you feel very strongly about this. 500 Waco's. Wow. Stack up homie. Make sure you're first in line to knock on that door.
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@JenSeniorNY
Jennifer Senior
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The frequency with which this is now happening is sickening even by US standards, which were already sickening.
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@kellyknowsdaway @smalls_5000 The girl at sportclips told me. Said he comes in w a pic of Ellen and says “make me look like this.” Then when he’s getting his hair washed he gets a raging hardon and the room starts to stink like the underside of a warf on a sunny day
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Im mostly disappointed the comments are calling me a child who hangs out at liberal arts colleges. Im 25 guys. And my views are more in line with @EricDJuly @LibertyLockPod and of course @michaelmalice . I just retweet a lot of stuff and make fun of everything.
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Michael Malice
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One of the reason I am so hopeful for the future is that kids like this are already so radicalized Not joking
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You're right, get rid of permit requirements.
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Brittany
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I’ll just leave this here. #Missouri #moleg
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@BriannaWu Hi there just wondering if you are going to keep that same energy and be in line for the door knocking part after the bans? Because you see, the whole FAFO thing, is entirely tied to your threats to take anything. So cmon. Hop in line. See how it goes.
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Become unfuckable. Or whatever it is libertarians say
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Seeing that dude possibly hanging himself after a breakup hits a lil close to home. Going to the gym, probably gonna less active for a bit.
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@RBReich I will say it again: Not a single anti gun person knows the what the 2a is meant for, and neither do half of the pro gun people either. The only reason we have the second amendment is as follows:
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@mansoortshams Looks like I'm getting two uses outta this photo today. Anywho looks like you're up next. Time to stack up homie you're on door duty. Don't stand in front of it though when you knock.
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Stack up or shut up. You have the legal understanding of a slightly used hotdog.
@davidhogg111
David Hogg 🟧
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You have no right to a gun. You are not a militia. When you’re talking about your second amendment rights you’re talking about a states right to have what is today the national guard. The modern interpretation of 2A is a ridiculous fraud pushed for decades by the gun lobby.
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I forget how many of you probably have my face saved for moments like this
@FrankButcher81
The First Citizen - Frank Butcher 🌲
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@GaryScottKadet @smalls_5000 this pussy named “Gary” thinks there’s gonna be a mandatory gun buyback. Lmaooo.
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Thanks peeps I snorted too hard laughing at you replying to that comedian guy with "Stack up homie" that I got a nose bleed. Sometimes twitter isnt a cesspool.
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Say what you want, but we are winning. Arming citizens is the only way to keep people safe
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Kaitlyn Quintanna 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇮🇱🇵🇸
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@Grishnaakh1 @MomsDemand Say what you want, but we are winning. Disarmament is the only way to keep people safe
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Homie you went FULL totalitarian. My guy. I applaud you. You have the balls to just go straight for the gulags. Bravo. Now get in line, you're up first for the door knock. And remember, you just told the people behind the door they are felons for whats in their hands.
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@philthatremains @FPWellman Banning rifles does not go against 2nd amendment.
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Transphobic officers... & ACCUSED OF? Bitch is on video. Then got perforated. Put the drugs down.
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Terror Alarm
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🚨🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇸 New: #Nashville trans shooter Audrey "Aiden" Hale's autopsy report shows that the transphobic Police officers used nearly 30 bullets to kill 28-year-old trans accused of the mass shooting in a Christian school. #AudreyHale
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Just stick to censoring on behalf of governments to influence elections.
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@elonmusk
Elon Musk
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@AJDelgado13 Assault rifles should at minimum require a special permit, where the recipient is extremely well vetted imo
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@davidhogg111 I wanted to think of a witty comment but I know you aren't smart enough to understand them so here
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@POTUS
President Biden
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It’s time to finish the job and ban assault weapons and high-capacity magazines. Because who in God’s name needs a 100-round magazine on a gun? That's a weapon of war.
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An armed society is a polite society. I don't think I could pull off the hat though.
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@michaelianblack I've never understood why some people would rather live in fear, instead of peace.
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@espiers Haha. Still wrong though.
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Locked her account after she said shes fine with murdering more kids to pass gun laws.
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@EcoSexuality I see you feel very strongly about this. 500 Waco's. Wow. Stack up homie. Make sure you're first in line to knock on that door.
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I doubt my page will be as exciting as it has been but I finally transferred all my memes to my new phone so thats a plus
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Cry more.
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Modern Man
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Kyle Rittenhouse is a free douche because the dottering Judge was in the tank for his sorry ass, gave him special treatment and blocked discussion about him being underage with an illegal AR-15. He was more interested in what's for lunch and mocking Chinese people than justice.
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@disclosetv
Disclose.tv
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JUST IN - 50 U.S. senators have been issued satellite phones for emergency communication — CBS
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@dbmac1951 @FenixAmmunition @krassenstein Hi Doug. Looks like you signed up for door duty! You'll be first in the stack, so you better have plates on.
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So I'm sitting in on a company harassment/discrimination meeting. They just quoted the me too movement being amazing but the depp trial 'setting it back a bit and messing up the benefit of doubt'. What????
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Best endorsement you could have given him honestly.
@piper4missouri
Jess Piper
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This is Missouri Representative Ben Baker all dressed up for cosplay. When they tell you who they are, believe them.
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I have so many things I'd like to say but I'd definitely be banned for it. This slug of a man needs to slide into a pile of salt.
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@KamalaHarris Have the courage to study the mental health free fall the country is in. Stop trying to relive your gloryhole days as a power hungry prosecutor
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If someones being a gun grabber then the meme is fine. If its in a thread about a shooting dont post my face you fuckin idiots I dont need the cops at my door.
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@michaelmalice I dont know how I made it on your radar but thanks for the notice... that Twitter trending isn't related to me though
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Slurp me tip to taint nerd
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@dyingscribe No cliffhangers here, tell us why
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Instead of guns, we should start with the mental health failure we have here. Especially when it gets so bad someone writes in a child orgy into a horror book about a demon clown, and tries to flaunt morality online.
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Do something about guns, Ted. Or go back to Cancun.
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Take me to this store. Right now. Give me the address. I want to know where it is that easy and give them all my money. Only diseased bit about our gun culture is the masses have dementia and forgot why we have them in the first place.
@eric_ital
Eric Italiano
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Bill Hader perfectly illustrated America's diseased gun culture with a single, utterly terrifying 30-second-long scene in Barry
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Its why you cry about school shootings and not gang shooting. You don't care about the lives lost. You care that others aren't forced to rely on you or your corrupt organizations for protection. You can ban things all you want, but human ingenuity is what lead to their invention,
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Dont you tempt me. You promise? Are you going to be first in line?
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If Elon and the Zuck can get a fight... @davidhogg111 lets go homie.
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@FPWellman Did you see the video of the aftermath of that guy who ran people down in the suv? Shit was narly. Brains and limbs and stuff. Anywho I know the car didnt do it on its own it was the driver. You seem angry at inanimate objects. Would you like to talk about it?
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Im poor so meme instead (NV is next in line after I move out.)
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@FenixAmmunition
Feni𝕏 Ammunition
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If politicians only knew how much night vision is in civilian hands in this country
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If you're a fan of HOAs I assume you moan when you wipe. Weirdo.
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So I have never worked an office job before this, is it normal for the fridges in the breakroom to be full of alcohol??? I have the earliest schedule so I decided to just look around and all 4 fridges have a dedicated booze shelf.
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Fixed it for you.
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@GuntherEagleman
Gunther Eagleman™
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We need to eliminate the IRS and implement a simple flat tax.
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well after 9 years things didn't work out lol
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I love community notes
@DCAttorneyGen
AG Brian Schwalb
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NEW: Today, I’m leading 11 AGs calling for federal action to address the health & safety risks of gas stoves, which emit pollutants that have a disparate negative impact on children & underserved communities and put DC residents at risk of asthma and other respiratory illnesses.
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Plants AND Animals have their natural forms of defense; claws/antlers/quills/thorns/chemicals/etc. The belief humans are not afforded the same right to preservation is absurd. We even made the great equalizer. If you don't like guns, dont buy any.
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This is the biggest of Ws for him. Good news he isn't superman? So you dont like comic accuracy? Why make it then, use a different character or make one up. Same with the witcher, that shows dead the second hes gone.
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Luis - #IStandWithRayFisher
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This is why he left The Witcher, and why it's good news that he won't be playing Superman for Gunn 😌 #HenryCavill
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@ManhattanDA
Alvin Bragg
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Technology has made it possible for anyone to create 3D guns in the comfort of their own home. We want to make that illegal. Learn about our new legislation with @SenatorHoylman and @LindaBRosenthal :
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Your face has more plastic than my drink cup.
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And what will lead to more and more being made and improved on. The war on guns, like the war on drugs, was lost before it started. So respectfully, if you feel the need to strip people of their rights to self preservation, get the fuck out of my state.
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Who are you yelling at
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Startell
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WHAT LAWS ? SHOULD BE NO LAWS !! What part of " ...SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED... " DO YOU NOT GET, ILLTERATE !!
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"Do you have a girlfriend?" No "After this haircut you will, you're a VERY attractive young man." Ma'am I'm gonna tip you just fine. You don't need to lie to me.
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We're all getting women's pay now
@APompliano
Anthony Pompliano 🌪
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The US dollar has lost 25% of its purchasing power since January 2020. Every $1 you had is now worth $0.75 of goods. Insane.
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High waisted pants/shorts are dumb. This isnt interaction bait. It makes women look like grandmas.
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The invention of guns, whether you like it or not, was for lethality and ease. To make it possible for everyone to be on an even playing field. If someone commits atrocities with a gun, maybe figure out why and not just blame tool.
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HOLD THE FUCK UP IS THAT A GOD DAMN E11 BLASTER
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Train for the unexpected. Wear PPE 1. Treat a gun as if it's loaded. 2. Keep muzzle pointed in a generally safe direction. 3. Keep finger off trigger and outside trigger gaurd. 4. Know your target and what's beyond.
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We do
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Aly
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I wish men hated the state as much as they hate high waisted jeans
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Hey hi there would you like to explain to me which level spell makes guns fly and shoot on their own I can't seem to find it. If you don't care to solve real issues, you're more than welcome to come and try to take em. Stack up. Knock on that door.
@babbles
tim
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These anti-Americans chucklefucks support murdering kids. Dead kids aren’t deal-breakers for compromising on gun reform. Of dead kids aren’t deal-breakers to improve gun laws, that means guns are more important to them than the lives of children. Ergo, they support dead kids.
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Your insults are about as solid as my bowels after too much dairy. Stop tweeting about my dick its weird. Plus I'm smooth like a ken doll. The block comes to those who bore me.
@RonDickels
Pappadeaux Preach
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@TheMaleUterus @kellyknowsdaway @smalls_5000 Yall are carrying a lot of water for a dude who told me to talk shit and then got so butthurt he blocked me. If he's so tough why doesn't he come talk for himself, instead of sending his army of basement dwellers to do it for him?
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On a better note. I got a book. Thanks for the help @FenixAmmunition for showing me @SS_strength
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How do you buy back what was never yours?
@leah_fabiano
Dr. Leah Fabiano
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On the Colorado Capitol steps demanding a total gun ban and buy back @4thekidsaction
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@Ally_Sammarco
Ally Sammarco
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there are so many idiotic right-wingers in my mentions. every time I read a comment, it reminds me why I left the most heinous, joke of a political party. touch grass, guys.
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Bu-bu-bu-but cars and driving arent rights! Ah yes. Every car you have ever seen is 100% legal, insured, and driven by someone with a valid license. Just like criminals all follow the law to get guns before committing crimes.
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