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@shagbark_hick A 90 minute commute, whether by private vehicle or public transportation, from an affordable home is not the positive argument you think it is.
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@awfulannouncing The only man who could twist MLK day as a celebration of himself
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@writtenbyIvana @Tosci_Marie Physicians spend 8 years in school, 5+ years in residency, $300k in student loan debt, and they don't deserve to profit off their hard earned work?
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@KnowingBetterYT Kamala is 59 years old. You're telling me she just now figured out what most of us already knew? Give me a break
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@BBGreatMoments Heads up for sure. I always teach my kiddos to be in the game 24/7. Why is no one backing up home plate?
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@writtenbyIvana @Tosci_Marie Obviously not. Next time say what you mean.
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@Dexerto What the hell is peggy 18?
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@disclosetv If they won't follow the law, what makes you think they'll enforce it?
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@awfulannouncing Tim Tebow won a national championship and the Heisman trophy.
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@2022WSCHAMPIONS He's the manager of Team Israel in the WBC. It's not a political statement
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@RossTuckerNFL I saw Troy Aikman pound a Miller Lite during a Super Bowl celebration and I decided to buy my first six pack at age 5. It was great.
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@kyleumlang @ISGAP1 Qatar paid the Jimbo Fisher buyout with nuclear weapons
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@shannonrwatts An assault victim! Why did that woman attack him?
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@illjoy_ There's a reason why the guy owns an Italian food market and not a large operation. If he doesn't want to make a sale that's fine.
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@cookedbylukai I remember when this happened. CP3 claimed the kid in green choked his mom but that never happened. Look at how he has no idea what's going on.
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@berglind_max @immaculategrid A player to be named later
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@Morbidful 40 years for transporting a pound of weed but 25 years if you hit a baby in the head and kill it. Our justice system needs reform. Baby murderers should be locked away forever
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@DanCrenshawTX @alexstein99 Alex is dating a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader bro
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@greg16676935420 Negotiate a peace treaty with Ukraine and Russia
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@McConaughey This is not alright alright alright :(
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@On3sports Mack should test the NCAA and put him in the game next week
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@barstoolsports Drama queen
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@wjxt4 Shame on you Vic Micolucci
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@mellybysea @thechosenberg Maybe if you're also in high school. I certainly don't feel that way lmao
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@reddit_lies "You can express yourself but if we don't like it we can put you in jail" Wow sounds like a free and tolerant society. Thank you redditor, very cool!
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@nocontextcfb Ben watching the cheerleaders
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@EmpressElfiie @doxie_gay It's mostly elderly people who complain. They have nothing going on in their lives, no one to raise, nothing to look forward to, etc. Ever hear the saying "the unloved child of the village will one day burn it down just to feel its warmth"? They're done creating, now they destroy
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@JudgeClayJ Thousands of people in Dallas County without electricity. Worry about them first.
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@nypost Second amendment fixes this
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@DallasTexasTV Bally should be designated as a terrorist organization.
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@wfaa Every night at the ballpark is pride night. Globe Life Field is the most welcoming ballpark in America. Come early, stay late, and cheer on the Rangers
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@NuanceBro I just downloaded all of his videos as a backup
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@JoseCanseco Nuke Racism
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@nojust1 @tedcruz You're just projecting your own racism. Chinese food is delicious
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@benshapiro Gender is fluid so Trump can become the first female president whenever he feels like it
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@chrystalstone_ She should be ashamed of herself
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@nocontextcfb Brent knew a hottie when he saw one
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@NeverteIImeodd "It's fake!" "Oh well. Mine's real." Hollywood couldn't have written it better!
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@bobofint @MrAndyNgo Lots of families live in Washington DC. I'm sorry you hate them.
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@andrewquinny @RedditCFB Lee Corso should be put out to pasture as a sports commentator
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@txstreetfights2 Crazy how that guy landed 3 solid punches on the marine but it only took 1 and he was down lol
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@cmclymer Our allies across the world? You mean Venezuela, Chile, and Hong Kong where civilians are defenseless against police murdering citizens? With friends like that, who needs enemies....
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@FBGreatMoments Vikings radio guy is one of the best in the business at meltdown moments
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@cigarettequeeen Bro it's not a pyramid scheme, it's a reverse funnel system
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@RyanAFournier Someone show this to the cowards in Uvalde
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@ericpgirard The Rangers spent 3 million more than the Astros. That's what you're whining about? 3 million dollars?
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@polarsharx @Dexerto Wow man, I don't know how I do it but I always stumble upon European Twitter without realizing it lol
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@wetfromsobbing Chicago is in the United States
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@TaylerUSA @alexstein99 "kids drag show" uhh what the fuck?
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@jmjones I've seen Chinese knock offs that look better than this
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@Debtors_Cartel @3YearLetterman Coach is not a conservative man. He routinely runs the ball on 4th and long
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@kyleumlang OU really impresses me on offense and the defense is probably one of the best they've fielded in more than a decade. My prediction: Texas 42 OU 3
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@thehill "It's different when we do it"
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@lawlovers @KateMinor2 @MaggieAstor Exactly. Way too many variable experiences. 80 year old that tested positive said it was a mild version of the flu. 35 year old on a ventilator for 2 weeks. Flip the ages and I've read similar experiences. Wild stuff man
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@KyleKashuv Not hunger, violence, hatred, or diseases? Why porn?
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@ryanmathews @BDavisAAS If you have to ask that question, you're not going to like the answer
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@realdrewshirley He lied. He cheated. We will boo him forever
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@_NBANation NCAA should suspend her for the season. Never appropriate to attack a fan
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@cyclesixmile @IanGriff It's incredibly rude to park in front of someone else's house. Park in front of your own.
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@TaylorLorenz Human rights violation
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@mhprvpmvp Keep going straight and take a left at Preston. There will be a bagel shop called Sclafani's. Trust me you'll love it
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@jbenton My favorite pre-Super Bowl segment was about Matthew Stafford and the intro brought up the low population of Highland Park. Made it seem like he grew up in a rural Texas county rather than the heart of a city with 1.5million people
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@BBGreatMoments Wow what the hell did we do to the Dakotas?
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@MythinformedMKE When I was growing up in rural Texas, considering "white" to be an identity was what the racists did. Now we have people talking like Robin and even local publications here in Dallas capitalizing the word. They're playing into the hands of legit racists. Bizarre world we're in
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@ShelleHamilton @cyclesixmile That was pretty rude of you.
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@NBCNews Chuck Todd has been the worst host in the show's history
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@GSEncounters I used to collect rare currency. That's probably worth $25 on the low end.
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@BBGreatMoments I love moments like this. 0 to 60 in a split second lmao
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@NYYNick732 @cw19841998 @TalkinBaseball_ They might win one in his first year
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@StevenDialFox4 @FOX4 Marriott is about to get crushed in this lawsuit
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@TheMessenger RFK is not a serious candidate for any public office
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@Clare_Brock You're gonna love this one. Last year in a suburb east of Dallas the senior class decided to go to the community park after classes ended to hang out, spray water guns at each other, etc. They had the local police and county sheriffs office called on them to vacate the park!
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@thechosenberg @GarrettPetersen I dated a senior when I was a sophomore and a sophomore when I was a senior. Never felt like it was a big deal
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@HTownBill2717 @Rangers Yall can't even beat Cleveland
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@DAK_4_MVP Troy won 3 super bowls and Dak has never played in the NFC championship game.
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@AB84 @CALEBcsw @CtespnN Caleb Williams will make Jamarcus Russell look like Patrick Mahomes
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@reddit_lies His family deserves a better man in their lives
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@dallasnews "Groceries aren't expensive! You're lying!" isn't a great way to convince voters
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@Leg_baseball Next pitch is going at his left ear hole
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@ShadowTodd She looks like the lead singer of My Chemical Romance
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@MythinformedMKE Howard isn't even in the same room as Neil. He's terrified.
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@SCOTUSblog Common sense prevails!
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@MLBONFOX @MLB What a god awful call
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@nocontextcfb Colorado gonna get blown the fuck out now
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@EmmittSmith22 Emmitt I disagree with you. We should never compromise our ability to seek out the best and brightest regardless of skin color. If UF is a racist institution as you imply, I encourage you to call for the firing of the university president & swift cleanup of the Provost's office
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@Breaking911 "I hear it's super fun" Yeah sounds like she's totally serious about it and not lying for PR purposes
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@disclosetv He will finally beat the Supreme Court like he beat Medicare
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@thedailytexan @LonghornBand @TexasFootball Instead of refusing to play the alma mater, they should simply resign their position in the band.
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@GeorgiaDemocrat @BrianKempGA Why do we need permission from state police to exercise a constitutional right?
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@TheRealOJ32 He's the guy who trapped Fuhrman into admitting he hated black people and used the N word, right?
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@HeismanTrophy Give Reggie his trophy back
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@Btamayo_BLT @SCOTUSblog Pay your goddamn bills
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@unusual_whales $30 is not enough. They deserve 100 trillion an hour.
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@NBCNews Isn't this election interference? Israelis should be the ones to decide their future, not Chuck.
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@gunpolicy The same round that many states prohibit for hunting because it's not effective enough to humanely kill the animal?
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@BarryOnHere They all died and continue to die.
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@SheridanFinAid @cw19841998 @TalkinBaseball_ Mets played great in the World Series this year!
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