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lana del gay

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5 years

my bf asleep rn and his dick is getting hard. do i wake him up and ask if he dreaming about other bitches or just assume he is and rock his shit

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u bitches be like ✨🌞🦋🧚‍♀️🧿🌸 but are actually horrible human beings

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Am I the only one who really doesn’t give a fuck about being naked in front of other females???? Apparently girls are scared to be naked meanwhile me and my bestie be slinging our titties in the mirror all night

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5 years

No amount of Kombucha is gonna save your organs from the gallons of alcohol and grams of coke you consumed this weekend Ashley

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4 years

this girl said that some straight guys are scared of gay men because they are scared of being sexualized the SAME WAY they sexualize women and im over here SCREAMING

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5 years

not to flick my own clit but losing me is a major loss and everyone who has ever had me on a deeper level, has always came running back because they find out the hard way that i am a different being than anyone you can find. that’s all. carry on.

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4 years

men be like “imma make you cum” and then just don’t

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6 years

They literally catapulted this kid into a fucking mosh pit I’m crying

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5 years

dudes who don’t wanna kiss after getting their dick sucked don’t even deserve to get their dick sucked there i said it

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@slut4beefaroni

6 years

Whether you do drugs or not, no one is better than anyone. I’m tired of seeing people getting bashed for drug use and people getting praised and saluted for going to shows sober. We’re all lame and irrelevant in the way that the universe is too big to give a fuck. Good night.

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@slut4beefaroni

5 years

quit your job. go on tour. bang a wook. sell grilled cheese. boof a crystal. live in a van. never return. self care.

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5 years

someone on twitter suggested putting pumpkin seed oil on ur boobies to tighten up the skin........ so now i’m sitting here, pumpkin seed oil on my titties

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5 years

my bf isn’t edm at all so when i play my music he’s like “hell yea baby play them robot sounds” 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

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@slut4beefaroni

5 years

I still haven’t fucked on a balcony in Paris as the sun was setting and I’m mad about it

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@slut4beefaroni

5 years

TIME DOES NOT EXIST AT FESTIVALS

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5 years

Wow so many girls in this bathroom are sniffing hardcore, must be flu season

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5 years

your NIPPLES are OLDER than your TEETH

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4 years

do u know how good it feels to get gifts and flowers from your partner because they love you and not because they fucked up and wanna fix it with materialistic things???????????? amazing.

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6 years

Someone on fb just said “white people handle mdma better than spicy foods” lmfaoooooooo

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4 years

men who ask “is this okay” or “are you okay” during sex are going straight to heaven because that’s exactly where they came from

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5 years

does anyone else miss nevershoutnever or is it literally just me

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2 years

Ur in his dm’s my squirt is seeping into his mattress

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4 years

ur in his dm’s, he’s finding my hairs wrapped around his dick we are not the same

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@slut4beefaroni

5 years

nobody’s dick is big if you think about how small we are in the universe

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@slut4beefaroni

5 years

men abuse and traumatize the fuck out of women and then shame them for how they chose to cope yea i fucking said it

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5 years

yea ur cute but do u care about my mental health

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6 years

my favorite dubstep artist is laDY GAGA

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6 years

I guess I should've clarified I meant dubstep artist

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5 years

someone on facebook said goth girls are just basic bitches on night mode and i’m screaming????????????????

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5 years

my ex told me he’s never speaking to me again, told him not to threaten me with a good time

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6 years

Wearing a bodysuit to a festival is all fun and games until you’re butt ass naked tripping dick in the porta potty

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4 years

i had no business doing the things i was doing when i was 14-19 years old. out here living like i was in a Skins uk episode

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4 years

shaved my entire body, put on matching underwear, haven’t eaten in 2 days, finna get black out drunk. it’s called self care ✨💘🦋😍🤪

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2 years

Your boyfriend liked her post because he thinks she’s hot and wants to fuck her

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@slut4beefaroni

4 years

some just said “being bi feels like being the straightest gay person and the gayest straight person” and my soul is screaming

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5 years

2019 is coming to an end fast and i just wanna say, what the fuck was that

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4 years

heal, so you don’t bleed on people who didn’t cut you

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5 years

i take lying VERY personal. there is absolutely no need. i will empathize with you, as long as you’re honest.

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5 years

I just asked my non edm bf what PLUR stood for and he goes, peace love unity and rage ???? I’m crying

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@slut4beefaroni

5 years

Stop trying to fill a void with another person because you will end up more empty every single time. The light you’re searching for is within you but you’re too distracted chasing other souls to realize that.

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5 years

does anyone ever think about how language is literally just noise coming out of our mouths but we all agree that it makes a word and then we give meaning behind that word or am i just fucked up

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@slut4beefaroni

4 years

one time in hs i tweeted that everyone is a little gay and this popular chick quoted it and was like “i’m not, that’s just you” but then once she tweeted that i had like 4 lesbians dm me saying that they’ve hooked up with that girl ?????? and i’ve loved the internet ever since

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@slut4beefaroni

5 years

How the dick are you gonna be screaming “pLuR” but every tweet you send is literally hating on someone and talking about the way they look like, edm twitter is full of fucking mean girls and I am NOT here for it.

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@slut4beefaroni

5 years

i will leave a relationship before i ask a mother fucker to go through their phone. i will NOT put myself in that position ever again

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@slut4beefaroni

2 years

“You’re so wet” Yes thank u that is my discharge

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@slut4beefaroni

5 years

look i gave up tryna meet up with people at festivals. im not finding NO BODY. if it’s meant to be, i’ll see ya.

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@slut4beefaroni

5 years

if you see me wearing sunglasses at night, inside, just know i’m completely fucking sauced lmfao

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@slut4beefaroni

6 years

I feel so awkward when people ask my parents what college I’m in and they just sit there.... please drop the illusion of this basic ass reality y’all have. No one is obligated to folllow the footsteps of the older generation or even go to fucking college. Grow with the times man

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@slut4beefaroni

5 years

no one: not a single fucking soul: weed smokers: wow that’s be a cool place to smoke

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@slut4beefaroni

2 years

Just a girl and her vibrator against the world

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6 years

Idk what kinda music to play when non edm people get in my car

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5 years

Why the fuck do people who smoke get breaks at work but us healthy folks have to just keep working? Because our lungs work properly or???????

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4 years

someone said “As a white person, it’s easy for me to say, “All lives matter,” because I’ve never felt as if mine didn’t. However, ALL lives cannot matter until BLACK lives matter.” and imma just leave that here.

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@slut4beefaroni

5 years

where’s the weirdest place you’ve have sex? i’ll start; a corn field.

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@slut4beefaroni

4 years

absolutely respect the fuck out of the moon for her refusal to corporate with phone cameras

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@slut4beefaroni

5 years

my ex keeps EMAILING me and that only means one thing; my pussy pops severely

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6 years

I applaud anyone in the customer service or retail or restaurant industry. You really encounter some nasty, rude people and it takes a certain kind of strong to be able to deal with that every day.

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5 years

do u ever just wanna like sit at the bottom of a pool. like if you could breathe underwater it would be really nice and peaceful. just sitting there watching the sunlight dance thru the water???? just imagine tho

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5 years

guys in college be dating high schoolers like bro ur focusing on the wrong minor

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@slut4beefaroni

5 years

who’s dick do i have to suck to get daft punk out of hiding

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5 years

i think eating shrooms with your partner will either make or break ur relationship

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2 years

As a man why the FUCK are you a gynecologist, truly.

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@slut4beefaroni

5 years

here’s ur gentle reminder that thoughts don’t have to mean anything. just let them come and go

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4 years

white religious christian families are probably the scariest people to me

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@slut4beefaroni

5 years

No Ash, we hate it because it fucking sucks

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@slut4beefaroni

4 years

manipulators be like “oh ur upset because you finally put 2 & 2 together? well now IM upset and everyone needs to focus on just MY feelings”

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@slut4beefaroni

6 years

“I was rly 12 years old on Omegle seeing dicks”

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@slut4beefaroni

5 years

YALL ARE FUCKING SLEEPING ON RAINBOW KITTEN SURPRISE BEING ON THE EF LINE UP

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@slut4beefaroni

5 years

can i please stop fucking falling in love with someone after talking to them for 2 days what is wrong with me lol

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@slut4beefaroni

6 years

I’m all for “welcoming people into the scene” but I want to fucking barf when I see girls who were bullies in HS going to shows. No

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5 years

pretty depressing and ironic that we are constantly comparing ourselves to others when there has never been, and never will be, another being created like you. we are all incomparable.

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4 years

do u ever trip so hard that u are thankful for reality

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5 years

Does anyone else just break out into random accents or is that just me

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@slut4beefaroni

5 years

am i the only one on edm twitter who isn’t blocked by hippie sabotage

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@slut4beefaroni

5 years

is anyone gonna talk about the fact that once you go down the road of self harm, whatever it may be, that it’ll be with you for the rest of your life, always nagging you in the back of your mind?

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lana del gay

@slut4beefaroni

5 years

Just tryna find someone to eat spicy nuggets off my titties ya heard

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@slut4beefaroni

5 years

I had a man tell me not to post such revealing photos of myself because it gives up the mystery of what I have to offer and it still baffles me that men really think everything women do is to either please them or for their benefit

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@slut4beefaroni

5 years

hello hi yes why did i just get invited to an “ecstasy party” on a fucking monday night literally what the shit is that

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@slut4beefaroni

5 years

men are literally just walking dildos at this point

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@slut4beefaroni

6 years

P L E A S E educate yourself on the anatomy of a women’s body and what it does during sex. Do you know how embarrassing it is to be a whole entire man and not know what a queef is???? Or still not knowing where a fucking clit is???????? Educate yourselves

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@slut4beefaroni

6 years

I’m a lover but I think I’m meant to be alone and that’s totally okay

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@slut4beefaroni

5 years

who’s eating my a** at flume taking applications NOW

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4 years

ur always made out to be crazy by the people that drove u there

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5 years

i am the only person on this planet who has not played animal crossing

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5 years

fuck a “dream job” i wanna run into the woods n never return

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