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Semi experienced full time dad and draftkings fanatic. GO NINERS

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#TrumpIsDead I can’t believe they just put his ashes in a bowl like that after cremating him.
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Ex Twitter employees when they see #RIPTwitter trending:
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Jamie Lee Curtis been getting chased around by Michael Myers 44 years and y’all think some Amber Heard simps are gonna shake her?
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Pete Davidson would have stole Helen Of Troy from both those mfs.
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Nick Bosa when he sees Maga Parsons trending:
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When you see that people are somehow mad at Whoopi for a perfectly logical point of view:
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Patrick Willis was different.
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Everyone heading to Cracker Barrel after hearing they banned a pastor who preached about executing LGBTQ people:
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#WhyImVotingForJoe I’m fairly confident he’s not withholding ventilators because he doesn’t like “that lady from Michigan”
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Bill Belichick when he sees Patrick Chung:
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#WhyImGladChristmasIsOver Hopefully my wife stops watching Hallmark movies...
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“DeEbO iSnT a GrEaT rEcEiVeR”
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I believe in Trey Lance.
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Fred Warner just flat out said playing against Trey Lance made him better but go on John236226 and tell me how you know he’s a bust…
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Call me slow again bitch:
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So Maxx Crosby and Arden Key are actually tied at 5 sacks. Put some respect on Arden Key's name😤
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When you’re not fully hard yet but you try to stick it in anyway:
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Everyone by the time Avatar 2 actually comes out...
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Amber Heard took Captain Jack Sparrow away from us absolutely F off if you think I’m sitting through even 1 minute of Amber Heard in Aquaman 2.
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Looking forward to more Deebo downfield with Trey Lance in 2022.
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Brandon Aiyuk breakout szn starts in 6 days⏰
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Rain in the forecast for Nick Bosa Sunday? Not a problem.
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Overwatch 2 feelings:
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Oh you mean the guy from Hicksville who wasn’t living rent free with Amber Heard had a different story? SHOCKER. #IBelieveJohnnyDepp
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Hearing Rush Hour 4 get announced the same day I heard my baby’s heartbeat for the 1st time:
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Continually underwhelming???
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When your wife tries to explain that those weren’t the birthday candles you lit but you’ve had 5 Four Loko...
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Moby deciding to brag about how he dated Natalie Portman when she was 18 & he was 34...
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Trey Lance seeing that John Lynch tweet pop up:
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#BannedFromTruthSocialFor Posting a picture of Eric Trump next to Gary Busey.
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#Trumps2020Resolutions Build a wall around Canada.
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Getting Jackson Powers-Johnson to protect Brock Purdy seems like the right thing to do.
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Trey Lance just runs because of the arm fatigue.
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@leash_kid_ Out here acting like Grimace hasn’t looked like an actual butt plug since 1971.
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Trey Lance plays meaningful football again in 7 days🔥
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You’re fighting Jamie Lee Curtis and Rihanna?
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#AdsThatShouldBePulled This little gem.
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Seahawks fans when Drew Lock says “Seahawks Country, Let’s Ride”
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Y’all owe Trey Lance an apology for doubling down and saying the Niners should have taken Mac Jones at 3.
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Me the first time she squirted:
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Drake Jackson and Nick Bosa?
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Deshaun Watson only wants to go to the Broncos or 49ers?
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#ISmellSexAnd Your mother.
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Jordan Mason in the “ready for primetime” IG post from the 49ers official account?🧐
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King’s Landing on their way to file complaints with Cersei next episode...
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#FilmsForRepublicans Straight Outta Competence
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Now Amber fans are trying to claim they bullied Jamie Lee Curtis into deleting her post and celebrating meanwhile the post has not been deleted🤷‍♂️
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Ppl were awfully loud about Trey Lance’s practice yesterday and not bringing that same energy today hmm…
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You guys want to sell out to stop the run? Cool. 🎥 @49ers
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This acid isn’t working... 10 minutes later:
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Trump really suggested people inject Lysol there was not a hint of #sarcasm in his vocal inflection. Gtfoh
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“Due to the coronavirus we advise that nobody leave the house & limit contact with all other people” Introverts:
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#HeardInAHairSalonAndDuringSex It’s so much easier when it’s wet.
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Y’all don’t even realize how good Jacob Cowing is about to be for the 49ers.
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Philly fans warning Niners fans not to come to Philly on the Internet? Matthew Stafford’s wife had to buy tickets and give them away for free to keep Niners fans out lmaooo.
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This is how a lot of Valentine’s Days are going to end:
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When you see that Aubrey Plaza is trending strictly because of how fantastic she is:
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Anyone else feel like Eve Barlow is the only one who heard Amber shit in Johnny’s bed and was jealous she didn’t shit in her bed instead? #EveBarlowIsAJoke #TeamJohnnyDepp #JusticeForJohnnyDepp
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#MySchoolNeverHad Anything I can remember clearly...
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Joseph Quinn as The Mad Hatter in The Batman 2:
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Josh Norman watching the rest of the secondary get covid after he got benched:
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The perfect “when you nut but she keeps sucking” meme doesn’t exis-
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After watching that throw by Trey Lance at practice:
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When the drug dealer pulls up to sell you some more acid:
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#OddReasonsToStartAWar Cutting a 10 second clip of you out in Home Alone...
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The Raiders & Derek Carr asking Antonio Brown to just play football:
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@TheSFNiners @1053thefan How fraudulent do you think your defense is to need that?😂
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Captain Jack Sparrow made that franchise what it was.
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#GenXPickupLines Do you also go by Ferris Bueller because you look like you might get off today...
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Her: Blowjobs are gross. 3 glasses of wine later:
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Anyone else feel like if the Niners hire Vic Fangio after Anthony Lynn the Niners are going to have better assistant coaches than a lot of teams head coaches?
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Getting to watch Jordan Mason play football for the 49ers in 2022>>>
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When she appreciates your dad bod:
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Why I’m not allowed at the zoo anymore:
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Me pretending to swim while I stare at the woman with the big ass at the water park:
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A live look at CTE on Larry Johnson’s TL:
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The universe trying to give Jordan Mason his shot:
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Sure he’s cute now but in a few years he’ll be doing hentai:
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I don’t know why everyone is surprised to see ‘Toy Story 2’ trending. The main characters catchphrase is literally “To infinity & beyond” This is beyond people, this is beyond.
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#DeppHeard Johnny has won in the court of public opinion but I hope the jury makes the right decision and rules in favor of Johnny. #JohnnyDeppIsInnocent #TeamJohnnyDepp
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When you’re all worked up about the prices at Whole Foods & someone cuts you off in your Prius:
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#ProBowlVote Trent Williams #ProBowlVote George Kittle #ProBowlVote Brock Purdy #ProBowlVote Brandon Aiyuk #ProBowlVote Deebo Samuel #ProBowlVote Christian McCaffrey #ProBowlVote Fred Warner #ProBowlVote Nick Bosa #ProBowlVote Javon Hargrave #ProBowlVote Charvarius Ward
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I just voted for #CrookedJoeBiden
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New 49ers UDFA RB Jordan Mason👀
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White giraffes are just like other giraffes except they listen to Sheryl Crow & eat avocado toast:
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Maybe she’s just trying to pay for squirrel college...
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Derek Carr in this post game presser:
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When you hear “That pussy ain’t getting any rest with 2 cocks around” but vastly misinterpreted the situation:
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Me watching adult men by themselves at the park when I’m with my kid:
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When a vegan makes something for the BBQ:
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#NewHalloweenTraditions The White House doesn't throw out their pumpkin until November 3rd.
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How do you possibly make a Batman list & exclude Adam West but include Val Kilmer!?! HERESY!
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Quarantine day 5:
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Waking up when you’re over 30:
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Wife: Giving head is gross. 2 alcoholic drinks later:
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You guys really have Big Cock Brock trending when his mom is on twitter🤦‍♂️this is why we can’t have nice things.
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(The year is 2025) Jalen Hurd has been moved to IR Dontae Johnson has been elevated from the practice squad.
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I'm 34 today and all I want is a birthday shout out from the man himself @gkittle46
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I really hope some Trey Lance footage comes out of Tight End University today…
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