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she/her 🇵🇭 25+ 🌄 kagehina akgae & edelgard enjoyer 🦅 nsfw sometimes only here to yell and rt 🦔 art is on @oreocorio /

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as if hinata wouldn't have been benched the whole 3 years at those schools 💀
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@tsumutart Kageyama hate in disguise
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good morning
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i feel like the litmus test for people who say they love hinata is if they acknowledge who these two are
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they literally brought a whole ass band their school is loaded af
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@sumuviolet
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INARIZAKI IS AN EXPENSIVE PRIVATE SCHOOL?????
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kageyama tobio's hierarchy of needs
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neither of them paid any attention to him until they saw kageyama set to him let's bffr
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tills 🍅 (kageyama pr manager)
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i’m going to start fawking tweaking
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kageyama doesnt even know what girls are
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LIKE WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT??????
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hinata do u have something u want to share with the class
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reminder that hinata is canonically upset about girls having crushes on kageyama and actively tries to stop them from being interested in him
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my favorite ship dynamic
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nothing unintentional about it
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@shanni_99
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Idk I feel like furudate unintentionally started this series as a yaoi
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kageyama's backstory only being revealed so late into the game feels very meta in a way. for much of the series run both the characters and the audience don't really know all that much about him, and we see this manifest into them finding him rude or standoffish. when at the
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the look™️
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i miss them
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the way so many english speakers don't even notice how kageyama's the only person who still refers to every senpai by their last name, even those who commonly go by their first, like he still calls asahi "azumane-san", kenma "kozume-san", etc
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kageyama would read that married volleyball players have longer careers and propose to hinata the next day
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pretty sure it's this one
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what is y’all most liked tweet?
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if you can't handle hinata at his ball boy you don't deserve him at his timeskip
@chouyo_
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personally i never skip the ball boy arc solely because watching hinata deal with the consequences of his actions is kinda funny to me SKSKSKS (and i love him so i cant skip any episodes)
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thinking abt hinata changing the keyboard settings on kageyama's phone so that "dumbass" would change into "my beloved light of my life the best boyfriend ever" and kageyama has no idea how to change it back so he just leaves it. then one day hinata notices instead of boyfriend
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hinata: if we're still single by the time we're 30, do you want to just marry each other? kageyama: why 30? hinata: so we have time make sure we haven't already found someone kageyama, referring to hinata: but i have hinata, not realizing it's him: who is it i just want to talk
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has an anime ever released a movie first then actually went back and adapted the same material as a tv season ?
@Haikyu_EN
HAIKYU!! EN
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🎬 Japan Box Office: “Haikyu!!: The Dumpster Battle” Movie debuts at No.1 earning a massive 2.23 Billion Yen in its first 3 days! The 5th-highest opening weekend in Japan's box office history, congrats to the entire “Haikyu!!” team! #ハイキュー #ゴミ捨て場の決戦
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good morning to kageyama tobio who has done nothing wrong in his life ever
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wait.... if hinata is 27 now and natsu is around ~6 years younger that means she's already playing in the foreign leagues at 21, way earlier than her brother did 😭😭😭
@TrianaNero
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NATSU IS PLAYING IN TURKEY??????????? HOLY SHIT when they come back to japan at the same time, they play in the garden, and hinata gives her advice — some about volleyball, but mostly about cooking, and living abroad IM GONNA CRY
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love wins 🥰🥰
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to be loved is to be changed
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karasuno party but kageyama gets banned from spin the bottle bc he keeps using his setting skills to make it stop at hinata every time
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STILL CANT GET OVER HOW THEY REALLY CELEBRATED HINATA'S BDAY BY SHOWING ALL HIS IMPORTANT MOMENTS W/ KAGEYAMA 😭😭😭😭
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yamaguchi: alright team! this is our last game, let's keep our eyes on the prize! hinata: *looking at kageyama* kageyama: *looking at hinata* yamaguchi: oh for fucks sake
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do ppl who argue that "haikyuu is about volleybal!!" as a way to invalidate kghn realize how silly they sound bc like..... what do you think hinata is playing volleyball for? he's doing it to beat kageyama lmao
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hinata is a kageyama defender first and a human second
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the first seijoh practice match is so funny bc everyone was like "kageyama's tosses are the worst! they're impossible to hit" and hinata just does their quick and goes "what? like it's hard?"
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the way hinata has his finger on kageyama's wrist here makes me think of the "tap three times to say I love you" thing
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100 years from now 😭😭😭
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idg why ppl say kageyama can't flirt he was saying shit like "as long as i'm here, you're invincible" and "you can fly even higher" at 16 boy is smooth as hell he just only uses his powers on hinata
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was this done by the same person
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one time hinata hears a fan call kageyama "yamayama" and his face goes from 😄 to 😐 real quick
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i said this somewhere else but i always get so sad when ppl exclude them 😭😭😭 like wdym other side characters are in kghn's wedding party but not the ogs ??????
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they're always there for Hinata i love this friendship, they are so cute
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WHEN HINATA SAYS IM HERE ON THE BIG SCREEN WITH KAGEYAMA LOOKING AT HIM LIKE THAT IM GONNA PASS OUT
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imagining yachi accidentally sending one of her kghn fanart commissions to kuroo instead of the actual design for the special match poster and him not even questioning it lmao
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how has no one mentioned them yet
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@cakepoops2
kue | 🔶🍃
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I love it when two characters are so obviously designed from the ground up to be a Pair. Like their appearances were so obviously designed to match and look good next to each other.
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adlers kageyama being known for being the worst to follow on ig bc he rarely posts and when he does theyre either blurry or has his eyes closed. that is until the start of the 2018 season when he suddenly starts posting the most gorgeous high quality photos
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when hinata joins msby and gets verified on twitter but they don't give him a separate work account so his username is something like kageyamasnutsack
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interviewer: are you a top or a bottom kageyama: i'm a setter
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*at an adlers game* hinata: nice kageyama jersey, he your favorite? fan: yeah! i'm his biggest fan! hinata: what's his favorite brand of rice? fan: what? hinata: what temperature does he set his shower? what color is his underwear now? hinata: that's what i thought. now get out
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this man cannot stop joining bird-themed teams (karasuno not pictured due to lack of space + everyone already knows about that)
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thinking abt ushijima never using any emojis until tendou told him his texts were too intimidating and taught him how but he ended up using too many and now all his messages look like he's inviting you to join a multilevel marketing company
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hinata reading kghn fanfics and leaving corrections in the comments
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schweiden adlers read thirst tweets but kageyama's are all from hinata
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they're married
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@atsumay
MAY ☆
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what haikyu mlm ship would y'all say is the most canon/closest to being canon?
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when kghn announce their engagement and instead of congratulating them their friends and family just add them to the gc where they've been planning for their wedding for years
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remember when hinata was so proud of kageyama's smile and how he thought it looked so much better and hoshiumi was like are we even looking at the same picture 💀
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it says fiance and he's just like WHAT and suddenly he sees kageyama proposing in front of him then he gets so overwhelmed that he forgets to say yes and instead asks kageyama when he learned how to change the settings akskfkgk
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still can't believe kageyama's backstory is that his dead grandfather told him one day hinata would come find him so he's basically been waiting his entire life like that's the kind of shit that happens in a romance manga
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hinata's wings are orange and blue i'm going to
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kageyama asks hinata what babygirl means bc he keeps seeing it w/ his name and hinata says "it means someone who's super amazing at setting! that means you!" and kageyama believes him so when he's awarded "best setter" he says "thank you everyone, i'm honored to be your babygirl"
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adlers official youtube channel outro hoshiumi: if you'd like to see more adlers subscribe now! ushijima: smash that like button *mimes spiking a volleyball and ends up knocking the camera over* kageyama: ring that notif-*accidentally turns off the camera trying to pick it up*
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kghn: "as long as i'm here, you're invincible!" tsukki:
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schweiden adlers podcast but it's just turns into kageyama and ushijima discussing housekeeping tips for an hour
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something i've noticed in a bunch of kghn scenes is how kageyama is usually on the right and hinata is on the left since the series is read right to left your eyes are naturally drawn to kageyama first, the same way hinata's eyes are
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hinata talks so much about how awesome kageyama is that natsu develops a crush on him so then he has to backtrack and say kageyama's really not all that (which natsu doesn't believe at all) bc the alternative is admitting he also has a crush and that he's jealous of a 10yo
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kghn would accidentally find each other's engagement rings and then hide them somewhere else so the other one can't propose first
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i know "asas" and "ali" both mean wings so it seems obvious they'd do this but i didn't realize until recently that it was on their logo too lol
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there's really no heterosexual explanation for hinata growing out his hair when he's with kageyama and then cutting it once they're apart
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man kghnists truly are eating every time how many people can say that their ship is being officially sponsored by their government
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let's be real hinata probably got banned from his official msby account like a week after joining bc he kept getting into fights w/ kageyama antis on twitter
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i think when kghn are drunk they'd forget they're in a relationship and be all like "would you go out with me??" and then the other one (who does remember) would be like "oh i don't think my boyfriend would like that" as a joke except when kageyama hears that he gets sad and
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i like to think hinata brings up the "orange just doesn't suit you, kageyama!" thing again like years later but this time kageyama says "oh? but you look pretty good with me, don't you?" and hinata is just losing it
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hinata has two hands and both of them are holding kageyama's
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live atsumu reaction
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ppl who read haikyuu but don't come to the conclusion that kghn are soulmates not only lack taste but also reading comprehension
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article: schweiden adlers wins against msby black jackals 3-2! msby fan: 🙄 they totally just got lucky in that last set. kageyama's service ace was obviously a fluke hinata: A FLUKE?? STAY MAD KAGEYAMA OUTSOLD OUTCHARTED OUTPERFORMED YOUR FAVES msby fan: bruh im YOUR fan????😭😭
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just learned that crows mate for life i need to lie down
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it really says a lot about kageyama's attractiveness that everyone still finds him hot even though he clearly cuts his own hair and uses a 3-in-1 shampoo and body wash
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kageyama isn't allowed to apologize bc he has done nothing wrong ever
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hinata hears one girl say she wants to confess to kageyama and suddenly he's imagining a scenario where she and kageyama start dating and he stops playing volleyball with him like damn calm down
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hinata recreating this photo years later except he's climbing kageyama
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NO FUCKING WAY
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THE TENSION IN THE THEATER WHEN KGHN START EYEFUCKING ON THE BIG SCREEN
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heart of it, he's just someone who's very lonely and has trouble opening up to people, to the point that it takes him years (both within the series and to us on the outside) to reveal something so fundamental to his character
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hinata putting "i have too much sunscreen left from brazil and don't know what to with it" as his current concern in the timeskip is so funny to me bc it honestly just sounds like he made that up as an excuse to drag kageyama to the beach and put sunscreen on him
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hinata being forced by the jva to make an apology video after cursing at fans: yesterday i said some things and feelings were hurt. today i just want to clear things up and say, i'm sorry... sorry you're all WRONG!! kageyama IS the BEST SETTER OF ALL TIME AND *video gets cut off*
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HINATA REALLY WENT "LOOK AT MY HUSBAND!!!!!!" ON HIS OWN BIRTHDAY 😭😭😭😭
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hinata shouyou is really out there living his best life as a world-renowned olympic athlete in a sport others told him he wouldn't succeed in married to his equally successful extremely hot husband that he's been obsessed with for half his life good for him
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schweiden adlers vlog hoshiumi: hey guys, this time we're here in the kitchen! kageyama, go tell our viewers what you're making kageyama: oh it's just some c-- *notices the camera* power curry is a service ace 👍 hoshiumi: no this isn't sponsored you don't need to-- oh never mind
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there's just smth abt a kghn where kageyama knows that he's hot but also doesn't realize that hinata specifically finds him hot. like to him being hot is just a tool to get ppl into vb, so since hinata is already into the game, he doesn't register him as a target of his hotness
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takeda: hinata-kun, i appreciate your passion for volleyball, but i insist you fill up the rest of the form with alternate career choices as well hinata: *writes something down and gives the paper back* takeda: thank you, now let's see... i'm afraid "trophy husband" doesn't count
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thinking abt this scene again and wondering if this was kageyama's way of saying hinata could be his someone better
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hinata keeps giving increasingly obvious hints on who his crush is during interviews but somehow kageyama is convinced the "tall, dark-haired, blue-eyed, grumpy setter from miyagi who has an older sister and endorses power curry" could be anyone and not necessarily him
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hinata calling kageyama his little meow meow as a joke while petting his hair and then finding out both of them are actually into it
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hinata, going through his notebook where he wrote down every person kageyama knows like it's the death note: i'm running out of time i need to figure this out kageyama, on the phone with miwa: i think we've got the planning handled. shouyou's already started on the guest list
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the reason kageyama stans are so aggressive is because we know kageyama won't defend himself
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has anyone done this yet
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HELLO???????
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doctor's orders
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hinata: a wall looks in front of me. a tall, tall wall... what's the view like over that wall? what will i see beyond it? the view from the top-- kageyama: do you really need to say this every time before you blow me
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what's your ship's equivalent of i love you
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am i doing this right
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