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@cakepoops2

2 years

A Thread of (Almost) Every Zhongven Crumb So Far - Revamped Version 2.0!

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THEY’RE HIS CHILDREN!!! THE PEOPLE OF MONDSTADT ARE HIS BABIES!!!

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It’s because Zhongli likes squares and i’m not kidding about this

daily geo! ☀️

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why is everything in liyue square unlike the rest of the nations??

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Genshin’s lore is so fucking confusing because 90% of it is from unreliable narrators.

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Genshin be like “thank you for completing our 3 hour long quest here’s 1/3 of a pull”

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EVERYBODY SHUT UP ZHONGLI WEARING THE ARCHAIC PETRA SET

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I love how Rosaria is all suspicious about Albedo, Diluc and Venti but when it comes to Kaeya she’s just like “lmaooo love that Loser.”

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2 years

New addition!

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1 year

The contrast between their Archon Outfits is fucking hilarious to me. They really let Venti outside with his pussy out like that.

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2 years

“Dendro Regisvine” so a Plant plant???

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1 year

// genshin leaks EVERYBODY SHUT UP SHUT UP WE GOT NEW NESSA CONTENT

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1 year

What the fuck genuinely what the fuck how could they do this to me why would oh my god what the hell

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3 years

Parts of Mondstadt we haven’t seen yet: 1. The port where Yanfei and Eula met 2. The dandelion sea 3. Wherever Diluc’s cecilia garden is 4. Possible underground ruins(?)

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2 years

Mondstaders being called “Children of the Anemo Archon” makes me tear up but Venti straight up calling them his children makes me sob.

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3 years

I can’t get over Ei seeing traveler after 500 years and the first thing she says is “you’re still wearing the same outfit????”

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2 years

Its not even flat its concave

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2 years

Hatsune Miku is like the peak of character design idk how they did it

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3 years

Love how 60% of genshin lore all circles back to “Venti what the fuck are you hiding?”

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2 years

Weirdos saying that Mihoyo won’t put any LGBT characters in genshin because they’re a chinese company is so funny when they created possibly one of the gayest games ever with canon lesbian characters (Honkai Impact)

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2 years

DID THEY FORGET HIS HAIR OMBRE??? 😭

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3 years

Remember when Klee told Venti this crazy story about a “dodo king” and instead of questioning her Venti just asked her if she was nervous and then he granted her wish to go to the archipelago? :(((

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3 years

Yeah we haven’t seen Venti for a year but ZHONGLI didn’t see Venti for 500 years stop thinking about only yourselves

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2 years

Crying

emmy wemmy ☆

@emhasswag_

2 years

fictional duos that fit this format ^^ a 🧵!!!

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Mommy issues so strong he developed super armor

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2 years

WHY CANT DENDRO SWIRL IM PRETTY SURE U CAN PICK UP LEAVES WITH WIND???

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3 years

I understand Dvalin. If I woke up after 500 years and Venti isn’t there to sing to me and call me a good boy i’d wanna destroy a city too.

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2 years

GUYS I FIGURED IT OUT!!! DAINSLEIF ONLY APPEARS WHEN VENTI HAS A RERUN!!!!

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3 years

I had to scroll to August in my camera roll to find this but yeah

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8 months

Like why would they do this

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2 years

I just realized Venti’s “blessing” to Razor was that small glimpse of his parents before he was born… God of Moments realness.

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@cakepoops2

1 year

People comparing HSR’s burst animations with Genshin’s like yall wouldn’t rip your hair out if Ayaka’s 5 second super intricate burst animation ruins your 9 star floor 12 abyss clear by 3 seconds 😭

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They take turns to make sure he takes his antidepressants I can’t fucking do this anymore

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@cakepoops2

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When he draws without uncapping the marker 😍

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The reason Diluc never makes Venti pay is because deep inside he’s still a goody goody church boy who wouldn’t dare make Lord Barbatos pay.

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Traveler being called “Child of Dandelion” by the aranaras

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1 year

// genshin leaks On the floor

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2 years

Someone save her its the 3rd one this century

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As soon as you like Diluc as a character he stops coming home to you

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We’re gonna see them naked next year

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11 months

I don’t think any tragic genshin romance will ever top this.

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@cakepoops2

1 year

I started Haikyuu for her only to find out she was a side character that appears like 5 times in the series sobs

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1 year

PRETTIEST ANIME CHARACTER YOU'VE EVER LAID EYES ON, GO‼️

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I still remember when people were like “Madame Ping is Guizhong in disguise because she stares at the glaze lilies” and then it turns out Ping is Guizhong’s lover.

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1 year

These two are possibly the two characters that are most allergic to exercise its so funny

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@cakepoops2

3 years

This is what it feels like to finally get Zhongli

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@Only_1_josh

5 years

This speaks VOLUME to me.

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@cakepoops2

3 years

Top 10 most divorced characters in genshin impact: 1. Dainsleif 2. Zhongli

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2 years

Zhongli protecting Xiao even now after 2000+ years… i’m getting emotional

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@cakepoops2

1 year

Celestia when they see a man who’s below 168 centimeters in height

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2 years

Mihoyo really said “we’re sorry king” and made the specters ventiburst suckable now.

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8 months

Benti fatherhood

vonix 👻

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8 months

since its the end of the year, what's your most popular art?

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3 months

oomf faked their death?????

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1 year

I’m gonna cry guoba is posing like her ueueueue

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2 years

THE WHOLE THING IS EVEN PRETTIER

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3 years

Venti is a prime example of “This character likes x food so the fandom makes it their whole personality” but that food is wine.

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2 years

Can Dainsleif stop talking about his divorce for 5 minutes

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// genshin leaks MIKA BEING GAY FOR VENTI LMFAOO

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Still can’t get over how when you first meet Zhongli he’s like “soooo do u like Mondstadt or Liyue better (the right answer is Liyue)”

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Just realized that Venti and Zhongli’s voicelines about Nahida are probably… about Rukkhadevata.

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2 years

From: Hehe dishi realness

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Still can’t believe the people of Liyue carved like 7 statues of Rex Lapis with his boobs out and Zhongli just let it happen

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VENTI LOOKS SO FOND OF THEM I’M GONNA EAT MY KEYS

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Zhongli is the funniest man alive. Scholars are debating the sybolism behind why Rex Lapis built houses using Mora only for him to go “It was pretty easy to make lmao (allegedly ofc)”

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One of the most underrated and funniest trivia of Genshin Lore is that Diluc bought over 2000 counterfeit bottles of Venti’s breath

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3 years

Team dynamic doodles #原神

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This is the first time we’ve seen him with his cape off I feel like a starved victorian man

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2 years

Imagine if Scaramouche becomes playable but instead of “vision: electro” he has “gnosis: electro”

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3 years

The abyss trying to corrupt Andrius is so funny like this dude is old and dead let him retire 😭

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Venti is gaslight, Ei is gatekeep and Zhongli is girlboss.

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Modern AU Venti lying about his age on tiktok saying he’s 21 only for some of his students to find his account and they comment shit like “ayo thats my teacher and he’s been teaching since 1998 💀”

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1 year

// windblume spoilers UAAAA BABY ALBEDO

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1 year

This is how Cyno and Albedo interact

Sigmatic

@sigmatic_

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1 year

I’m crying they weren’t joking when they said he just turned around

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3 years

Sometimes I get confused on why people don’t think Venti is one of the most important figures in Genshin and then I remember not everyone is as Mondstadt lore obsessed as I am.

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“Ningguang is overworked” She clocks out at 6 MAX and refuses to look at paperwork after work hours so she can take a little bubble bath every night.

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3 years

Dain 🤝 Venti Locked in Mihoyo’s basement since Windblume

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“Why did the people of Mondstadt not stop worshiping Barbatos when he’s absent?” They have a giant statue of his ass in front of the church. Its pretty hard to just forget about him.

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Venti really just showed up to get drunk, look pretty, call himself hot and then leave.

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Venti getting tipsy after 37 glasses and Zhongli’s like “haha it seems like your tolerance has decreased over the years” and everyones like what do u mean it’s decreased???

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3 years

#zhongven : These bones don’t work like they used to.

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2 years

LOOK AT HIS STATUE GODDDD

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One other thing that kills me is how the FUCK did Venti know that Traveler snuck into Inazuma when he also told us its been a long time since they met??????

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3 years

I wish every non-Venti haver a very Venti.

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1 year

Jimin can’t save you from hell fire constantly plays in my mind like a youtube ad

paul khruangbin (Dan Lehner)

@danlehnermusic

1 year

What's a tweet that's so canonical in your mind you make shorthand reference to it, even if people might not know what you're talking about? (I sometimes just say "uh oh y'all it's gettin' kinda hazy" expecting people to get it)

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1 year

Next thing you know Capitano is going to remove his mask & take off his cloak and he looks like this

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2 years

Xingqiu lying out of his ass trying to hide his AO3 username is so funny. I hope this continues to be a running gag.

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3 years

The thing I love most about Venti as a character is the more you read into Mondstadt’s lore and history the more you realize we know nothing about him.

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They really emphasized Hu Tao and Venti’s similarities. Zooming in on their hats+flowers, discussing poetry and doing the same jojo pose while nominating their partners for most distinguished guest 😭

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Mihoyo either portrays Venti like an otherworldly ethereal goddess or some guy who you find asleep on the bathroom floor of a nightclub on a Tuesday afternoon. Theres no in between.

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1 year

VARKA CANT BE A TWINK I WILL NOT ACCEPT IT

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3 years

Hate that the two sides of Ei discourse is “She’s a terrible person who shouldn’t ever be forgiven” and “She never did anything wrong”

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We can tell that Zhongli and Venti are the only two archons who are actually really good friends with each other because their voicelines for e/o completely drop any pleasantries and they just straight up go “that stupid bitch (affectionate)”

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Genshin fandom always reduces the women to “they’re all boring and just there for fanservice” while never paying attention to their stories AT ALL. I can’t take you seriously!!!

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Thinking about how Xiao was saved by both Liyue and Mondstadt’s archons and how the people in charge of “watching” him now in Wangshu Inn are a married Mondstadt and Liyue couple.

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Love that Venti is canonically the type of teacher who will hunt you down if you don’t submit your homework

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Something I rarely ever seen brought up about Mona’s voiceline about Venti is how Venti obstructed Mona’s sight into the constellations the moment she tried reading into him.