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4 months

@KrangTNelson This was a thing Dominos did in the 80s. Had to stop as it was simply too dangerous.

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@NickTagliaferro I am not sure there’s any other explanation.

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@chrislhayes But very few even religious Catholics believe this (just ask them about IVF)

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4 years

@GeeDee215 I love when they write in clearly knowing the answer.

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@NickTagliaferro Brown paper bag test but for The Jews.

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4 years

The thing here is that NO ONE thinks that McConnell has any interest in actually helping anyone. Just bare tactics.

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Dems fear Mitch McConnell is quietly creating a new way to cripple Biden's presidency. If he gets liability protections now, he won't back *any* more stimulus next year. "He’ll have no incentive to provide any more economic relief," @RonWyden tells me:

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@pitdesi @ditzkoff

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5 years

@OliverT @GoingMedieval @TSEofPB LOL. “Those empires only lasted for /checks notes/ several centuries so they don’t count”

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5 months

@NickTagliaferro It all is related to this insane “left wing” blood and soil shit the latest Gaza tragedy has stirred up. It’s extremely distasteful.

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1 year

@Noahpinion I’m not sure who our “most important” ally is.

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3 years

@jbouie @davidlsims Gentlemen, it was a bad movie with terrible characters and a plot that made no sense even for a Nolan screenplay. It was Not Good (although it did look good). Man people out here just throwing out insane takes because we haven’t been in theaters enough or something.

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7 months

@conorjrogers @merovingians Although she CONSENTED to the interview! Even worse!

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8 months

@ArmandDoma So they use “diversity” instead of the word they want to use?

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1 year

@Mobute You do not, under any circumstances, have to hand it to her.

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9 months

@CoreyRobin This is a phenomenally bad point.

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2 years

I don’t think it’s been like this in anyone’s living memory. Is that wrong?

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2 years

lol, the margin in #CA13 is now 84 votes (in the GOP's favor) i'm realizing that i don't think, in my lifetime of following U.S. elections, that actual House control has come down to this.

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3 years

This would suck because Yang is clearly a million times better than Adams.

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@idgaf_militant @rev_avocado Anders Breivik come get your girl.

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11 months

I live near here. No one was being told to “shelter in place.” This is gross disinformation.

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1 year

@RyanMarino Why isn’t some old-fashioned PCP scaremongering enough for these guys? That worked well in the 1980s and 1990s. I remember an afterschool special that said if I did PCP I’d jump off a building and die bc I’d think I’d be able to fly.

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@Noahpinion @ShaiCorfas It says both are adjusted. That’s just not true?

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1 year

@opinonhaver If you read down the thread it’s clear that these GOPers simply don’t believe people can have empathy.

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2 years

@RottenInDenmark Why would anyone say “move your Bayesian priors” instead of “change your mind”?

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10 months

@mattzollerseitz Went to college with him. Incredibly, incredibly nice. Seen him a few times since and he’s still super nice. Big fan.

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8 years

@chrislhayes just call it white supremacy. That's what it is.

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2 years

@Taniel This is what helicopters and private jets are for! Sean Patrick Maloney can use whatever is left in his campaign war chest! Lol

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9 months

@CliffConnolly They don’t speak Hebrew dude.

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3 years

@HeerJeet Hiroshima-style bomb vs h-bomb

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3 years

@blagojevism My kids are taught at school that Wikipedia is not a reliable source and they don’t believe me when I tell them that’s not true and it’s in fact very reliable.

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@MarketUrbanism Staten Island chapter????

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2 years

@jessehawken The Other Guys?

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2 years

@Atrios @OsitaNwanevu It’s 2022 and if you do anything it’s either classist or ableist according to some people on Twitter.

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2 years

@Theophite It’s not hard to understand but a lot of people’s grift depends on not understanding it.

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5 years

@Cianaf And referees who didn’t seem to think rules protecting QBs applied to large black guys.

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2 years

@HeerJeet “If the left didn’t complain about the right overturning Roe the right never would have overturned Roe” is a helluva argument.

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2 years

Ain’t no non-competes in California 🎶

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2 years

twitter engineers have two choices: build "Twitter 2.0" with no equity grants and $44b of someone else's bad debt hanging over your head, or take three months of Elon Musk's money and build Twitter 2.0 themselves

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3 years

@ebruenig I don’t think your take was antiwar in any moral or practical sense. You didn’t say I don’t support the US going to war over Japan—not moral, not in our interests, etc.” you said “fuck Japan, they have it coming.” 1/2

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@_Guy_lncognito_ @angelaliz_ We did make him President for Life!

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3 years

@jbouie Also…slavery was MUCH more important to Southern white planter class and Southern economy writ large in 1850 than it was in 1789.

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@canderaid Young Republicans have looked the same since at least GW Bush.

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2 months

@KazHeatCulture @tinclock @JozuJoestar It’s crazy but it’s mostly racism. You’ll find MAGA folks think there’s like special welfare benefits for minorities or some shit. I’m being for real. So “free meals” means “handouts to The Blacks” because they’ve been brainwashed and aren’t smart (and plenty are just assholes)

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2 years

@adamnash @Noahpinion No way that holds up. At least I would think it’s highly unlikely. Cause is typically a very high standard (think criminal conduct)

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6 months

@ArmandDoma Yet tweeting isn’t too hard

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3 months

The idea we gave Stalin Eastern Europe is basically blood libel. Because that is absolutely NOT what happened at Yalta.

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3 years

@ZaidJilani @josh_hammer @bungarsargon @NewsweekOpinion Are you saying the people holding the swastika’s in Canada were doing so as a statement against fascism and Nazism? Is that what you are saying, non-ironically? Because, uh, that’s not true.

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2 years

@MaxKennerly @darkhorizons @jbouie The real DCEU (Dad Cinematic Extended Universe), where every film is directed by Michael Mann or Peter Weir

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@JakeAnbinder Los Angeles (seaplane into Salton Sea)

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3 years

@mtsw Obviously it won’t but it’s still good policy.

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1 year

@opinonhaver You also have to deliver a welfare state to whites only, which still is pretty difficult.

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2 months

@SwannMarcus89 I’d use the dril “I’m not mad” thing but I think someone else used it today.

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3 years

@RadioFreeTom That’s not really anyone’s point here, Tom.

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3 years

@RyanMarino 100% alkaline??? 🤨🤨

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5 years

@brianbeutler @matthewamiller The fact the House hasn’t been able to produce trumps tax returns yet is an indictment of...not sure whom but someone or some institution.

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2 years

“We’re the FUCKING GUARDIANS” -Terry Francona, September 25, 2022

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3 years

@BadLegalTakes Narrator: it was very much a legal take.

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3 years

@drvolts @seanilling I think this is totally besides the point. Of course this is what most cops are like. But the INSTITUTIONS resist accountability for the bad actions of their members, and until they change that we can cast a collective judgment on the system.

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3 years

@kamilkazani Remember Hitler looked at Jim Crow South as a model to emulate and early in his career saw the US as a potential natural ally because of it.

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@minakimes Sage advice. You’d save so many from unnecessary heartbreak if you spread this gospel.

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2 years

@lionel_trolling One of history’s greatest examples of “Terrorism works.” 9/11 is another great example but it’s more convoluted.

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@ArmandDoma Don’t you love the scare quotes around “81 million.”’ That’s how you know this tweet is in good faith.

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@moneyymaya @chaisnuclear To this day!!

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@KevinMKruse @VolokhC Being anti-gun is just like being anti-Semitic.

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2 years

@DrewPavlou @lionel_trolling Well, they killed Rabin to derail peace with Palestinians and it worked? Not that complicated.

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4 years

@EdgeofSports @attackerman @KevinMKruse I’m sure he’s just a history buff....

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@timothycsimons An intentional decision can still be a bad one.

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4 years

@joshtpm Absolute malpractice for the Post to publish that piece of campaign propaganda.

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@OsitaNwanevu I don’t think she loves all Americans. Just a hunch.

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@JGreenbergSez This is a PHENOMENALLY offensive and anti-Semitic tweet. You should be ashamed off yourself, pulling this “no true Scotsman” bullshit. It would be farcical if it weren’t so serious.

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8 months

@mariebardi They both were well-known connoisseurs of cunnilingis.

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1 year

@ArmandDoma I’ve just about had it with self-described leftists just absolutely ignoring Biden’s accomplishments. They simple assume all the stuff he’s done isn’t real.

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2 years

@purely_ignant @MatthewACherry She did the Jordan Peele Obama skit hug. Lmao perfect.

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9 months

Shadow wolves are aware. @ActionBoyzPod @Gabrus

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It’s a snow day in Portland, and that can only mean one thing... It’s the perfect texture for running!

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@youwouldntpost Insane to be ok with having to spend a few hours detailing A BRAND NEW CAR.

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3 years

@mattyglesias Dysfunctional but not dystopian.

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@ChosenSportz @AntifaVictim @LakotaMan1 If the bad guys didn’t have guns…oh I think your logic fails right there.

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3 years

@Theophite “How dare I be criticized for the things I say and do!!”

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@joshtpm People in Belarus are worried they won’t make the cut of..(checks notes)…a 20-year US occupation??! What in the actual fuck!??

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@opinonhaver Been thinking this. I’ve just about had it with this blood-and-soil stuff but from the Left.

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2 years

@jonathanchait @HeerJeet He’s not saying you said that, man. He’s saying you feel that way. He could be right or he could be wrong (doubtless you would object), but it’s clear that’s what he means. You’ve done the same in your writing, putting things in quotes that aren’t meant to be actual quotes

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@HeathMayo @davidfrum Well until very, very recently this has basically been the position of the Democratic Party (safe, legal and rare). There isn’t, nor has there ever been, a constituency for this in the GOP, at least in the last 40 years.

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@ByYourLogic @libbycwatson

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@Noahpinion @ShaiCorfas lol

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@RadioFreeTom I want my 10-year-old to get the f-info vaccine!!

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@NycStormChaser @nymetrowx @EarthCam From Newark Airport just a few minutes ago

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@chrislhayes If the parliamentarian says no who cares? Just do it. Of course, is there 50 votes to do it??

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@ebruenig I’m against a shooting war with Russia if they invade Ukraine but it’s not because “LOL Ukraine is really part of Russia anyway”.

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@coopercooperco @mattzollerseitz He’s locked in to the character because the character is just him!

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@MannFacts Why are you so interested in what I’m reading?

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4 years

@nataliesurely “If there were only more Republicans like Ted Cruz and Josh Hawley” is...a take.

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@RustBeltRebel That’s the one and only meaning.

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2 years

@ne0liberal “Murderous dictators, they’re just like us!” is my favorite section in People Magazine.

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3 years

Yes. Means testing, especially of school meals, sucks!!

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The case for universal free school lunches, by me in @newrepublic

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@mtsw Just like NYC was destroyed by riots in summer of 2020. Same shit different day. Of course blackouts did happen in Texas in winter of 2021…

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@drvolts @maggieNYT Everyone was born yesterday.

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@ShaneGoldmacher They add up all the votes in the district, you know. They can run any Dem they want and that Dem will win this district. I mean, if the primary was JUST Park Slope and the general JUST Staten Island then sure, that’s a tough needle to thread. Otherwise, I don’t think this matters

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@heroballing @EyeOnStalk @LingTolls @Noahpinion I’ve lost 50 lbs (250 to 200) in a year on it. Pretty amazing (but the nausea is real)

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@lionel_trolling This is the biggest change since trump came on the scene. Shit Buchanan didn’t even say in 1991 is said about by mainstream pundits and politicians.

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3 years

@joshtpm @john_sipher @maxbergmann Wesley Clark wasn’t just SAC (and during NATO’s biggest actual combat operations to-date); he was also a serious presidential candidate at one point!! It was insane to see him advocate for a NFZ. Unlike some he obviously knows what it entails. Wtf.

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2 years

By far the best thing I’ve read on SVB yet. Concise, simple but also thorough.

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I wrote about the fall of SVB -- why it happened, why it was always likely to happen, what happens to startups now, and what the effects on the broader economy might be.

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@ArmandDoma It’s like they don’t get the point of America.

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