spochadóir @spochadoir Twitter profile

Last Seen Profiles

@fushigiworks

@ParodyDenki

@Dontmess_withm

@KAndersonWR2024

@vik_ken

@FlaroFN

@Mallory01257809

@TheCineGeek

@Daniely85949222

@neox

@Caroline_D60

@AndreasRud42647

@MikeTheGambler_

@stwmaniax

@baul8g

@jumusji

@mdbwwdh232375

@AliJaquae

@AkemiHomura_Mei

@Gennarelli2022

@Antalyitiraf_

@Thedunkdad

@ReachNITT

@candicewithluv

@MAKI535991041

@CleanCityPune

@inesdolz18

@GillesBonnet5

@BandarStw

@stw_pdg

@ZionMora356545

@bokeplokalmalam

@Bdo97k

@lalorosas

@rajeshpatilias

@galahues

spochadóir

@spochadoir

6 years

If you're so fucking pro-life fuck off home and do something about your backward gun laws you silly Yankee fucks.

CNN

@CNN

6 years

These young Americans anti-abortion campaigners are trying to stop Ireland from voting Yes to abortion in Friday's referendum

899

166

921

509

33K

128K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

5 years

Honestly can't believe that the Boys are Back in Town by Thin Lizzy isn't a more widely accepted Christmas song. All the boys??? Back in town??? At the same time?? What could the boys possibly be back in town for?? Easter?? Fuck off. It's christmas fellas.

309

16K

114K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

3 years

‘And you paid for them jeans like that ya did, with all them holes already in them?’

144

5K

76K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

2 years

Me The Queen 🤝 Lying in a state for an entire Sunday while members of my family take turns to come in and look at me disappointedly

54

4K

66K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

2 years

Thinking of the fella I used to work with on about 170k a year that I showed how to copy and paste with Ctrl+C / Ctrl+V and after it he would refer to me only as Rain Man

20

2K

65K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

6 years

Spotify: hey, we make playlists catered to your unique tastes. Spotify user: listens to 18 hours of Mongolian throat singing, Icelandic drumming bands and a peruvian death metal band. Spotify: pls listen to drake

111

13K

53K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

6 months

just watched a movie where the guy has Alzheimer’s and it was randomly jumping and repeating scenes and I was like, well duh, cause he has Alzheimer’s. it’s just an artistic thing by the director. It was not. The chrome cast is just broken and I sat through almost two hours of it

74

2K

51K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

1 year

lads I’m in bits. Virgin Media news is after reporting on a hole on portmarnnock beach that ‘Could be the aftermath of a cosmic event’. Some fellas literally dug it the day before with a kid’s shovel The way your man was talking about the rock being an asteroid had me in tears

Virgin Media News

@VirginMediaNews

1 year

#WATCH A mysterious hole on a beach has caused a stir in North Dublin. A local astronomy enthusiast is hoping the crater in Portmarnock, could be the aftermath of a cosmic event. @Hanelizaa reports ⤵️ #VMNews

457

233

2K

629

7K

50K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

5 months

they’re turned it off. we’re back to a time where the only portal to New York in dublin is finding a yank in the temple bar that’s up for a green card marriage

92

2K

49K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

1 year

starting to think reddit might be Good, Actually

46

2K

40K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

3 years

Drinking your McDonald’s through one of those dusty fucking paper straws knowing the actual ocean is literally on fire and there’s not a single real change being made to do anything about the destruction of the planet

24

3K

34K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

2 years

When you want to listen to your favourite break up songs but she literally wrote them

51

813

22K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

3 years

how it felt trying to make it out of christmas 2021 without testing positive

51

2K

22K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

2 years

Oh to be a watermelon, bobbing lazily down a stream

5

1K

21K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

6 years

Boys it's gonna be NINE DEGREES tomorrow night. I'm hopping. I'm fucking rearing to go. A grand cool sleep. The window closed. Fuck off flies. All your limbs under the blanket. Two fuken blankets. A cup of tea. Fuck off flies. Gonna be S W E E T

52

4K

20K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

2 years

Me Liz Truss 🤝 packing it in at one o’clock on a Thursday and calling it quits for the weekend

10

1K

17K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

3 years

I’d say the farmer was seacht when he saw him

daniel 𓃒

@tiredtaurus

3 years

look at this cow with the number 7 on his head

2K

59K

656K

50

797

15K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

29 days

accidentally became useful in work again

6

618

14K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

1 year

white tourists after building up the courage to say gracias instead of thank you for the first time on the fourth day of their holiday (they’re in Italy)

34

393

12K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

4 months

just seen there’s a restaurant in japan gone stone mad for irish coffees and the wee little salad sangwidges you’d get at a wake. absolutely fair play to the boys

48

600

12K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

1 month

Landed home after a bellyful of pints and immediately saw the full load of wet clothes sitting in the washing machine that I put on before alcohol existed

10

171

12K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

4 years

7000 cases and the there’s a literal fucking coup in the states why does 2021 already feel the bit in Come On Eileen where the song just keeps getting faster and faster and faster

13

924

12K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

3 years

why did every primary school in the country have a day where firefighters came in to warn kids about chip pan fires. it was all they ever talked about. Getting drunk, falling asleep and starting chip pan fires. NEVER put water on them. Just sitting there like boy. am fuckin seven

58

505

11K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

3 years

I genuinely hate office etiquette I had to sign a card today for a woman that’s leaving and literally the only interaction we’ve ever had is day she turned round to me and goes Do you ever stop fucking eating do you??

19

213

11K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

2 years

‘Too fucking political, am I Micheál?’

6

793

10K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

4 years

Rode her for the window seat honestly you have to respect it

normal people bot

@normalpeoplebot

4 years

connell sitting in marianne’s seat after she stopped coming to school

28

154

2K

31

490

10K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

6 months

trying to drink a pint of Guinness in comfort these days

21

323

10K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

3 years

thEY SHOULD GO FOUR

Richard Chambers

@newschambers

3 years

Health Minister Stephen Donnelly appeals to people to reduce their social contacts. Asked if that means people shouldn’t go to nightclubs - he said they shouldn’t “go to nightclubs three times a week”.

166

23

504

22

450

9K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

6 years

One time I asked my ma if she'd change the detergent for the washing machine cause I was allergic to it and she told me to fuck off

4

547

9K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

3 years

have accidentally gone for a walk dressed for Monday (summer), when in reality it is Thursday (the deep of winter)

1

367

9K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

5 years

Lads I bought a fuckin jambon and a cup of coffee this morning at a filling station in longford and it cost €5.40. Now, I'm no fuckin economist but I'm a great man for a filling station breakfast and lemme tell ya fuckin something, the arse is about to fall out of the economy

86

770

8K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

2 years

Unfair that Monday is right after Sunday when Sunday is the best day of the week for drinking a fucking rake of pints

54

302

8K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

2 years

this is actually the funniest response he could have dropped fair play to him

10

178

8K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

3 years

🍸 NPHET have announced that ye can all have a little taste of each other’s cocktails just to see what they’re like x

10

426

8K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

3 years

Things are Things are going back going back to normal to normal

5

431

8K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

4 years

Mandatory hotel quarantine is too extreme but having the entire country not able to go more than 5 kilometres from their house for four months is just fucking dandy apparently

9

564

8K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

2 years

That’s the lady that got Saul Goodman

Lily, the neighborhood pest…

@bonesauce94

2 years

Baby this is Frances McDormand.

53

758

21K

19

382

7K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

1 year

the sandwiches after a funeral in Cavan:

The Best

@ThebestFigen

1 year

Super super thin sandwich

371

1K

10K

103

339

7K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

2 years

he’s training for the walk into EP

73

256

7K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

5 years

Orange? Fucking Orange Met Éireann? Are you fucking serious? All you had to do was fucking over react to a weather anomaly like you used to so i could get a fucking day off work and you can't even do that right you absolute bunch of teaspoons

21

818

7K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

2 years

put a ‘tache on an Irish fella and he immediately gets a side profile like he’s about to storm the GPO

INACTIVE

@beeefyfridgerrs

2 years

phoebe bridgers and paul mescal at the met gala red carpet!

54

505

12K

3

247

7K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

4 years

Why do chinese restaurants fucking love being upstairs for absolutely no reason.

22

205

7K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

4 years

How fellas going to the races as Peaky Blinders think they look vs how they actually look

13

368

7K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

2 years

the poor wee little pints of guinness now that everyone’s doing dry january

22

303

7K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

6 years

Just been informed by the Nigerian chap in my course that Westlife were one of the biggest bands in Nigeria during his childhood and that "If you couldn't sing a Westlife song you'd never get a girlfriend" and I'm so pleased to find out Nigeria is just Africa's Sligo

48

545

6K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

4 years

A very different song title in Ireland

Taylor Swift

@taylorswift13

4 years

A new album means new chapters ✨ the “dropped your hand while dancing” chapter is out now:

7K

19K

190K

32

340

6K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

5 months

we are mere hours away from our first intercontinental hate crime

SolP

@SolProduced

5 months

The New York / Ireland portal bouta start a war😭😭😭

2K

50K

500K

6

220

6K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

3 years

I’ll tell yous what boys the sneeze after an antigen test fucking hits different doesn’t it

0

165

6K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

3 years

There’s no time for questIONS just GET IN

45

495

6K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

4 years

They’re only putting us into level five so that they can change the batteries in fungie wake up sheeple

12

527

6K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

2 years

your honour please, my client was Only Messin

13

399

6K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

2 years

having a pint in a quiet wee pub and two auld lads are beside me chatting, one of them was talking about his brother and the other goes ‘How long is he in the heart now?’ the buck turns round and goes ‘18 years, god rest him’ isn’t that some lovely wee turn of phrase.

24

281

6K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

11 months

Ye literally burnt down the city of Cork because the IRA killed a single member of a british military patrol ye absolute thick cunts.

Nathan J Robinson

@NathanJRobinson

11 months

This is an important point. If the British had responded to IRA attacks on civilians by launching relentless air strikes on Irish civilian neighborhoods, it would have appeared obviously psychopathic and deranged. Yet in Gaza this is considered a reasonable response to terror.

1K

3K

14K

22

777

6K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

4 years

Sometimes I think im not a culchie and then I remember tasting a lime for the first time at 17 and being like. Wow. This little green orange tastes like 7up

12

190

6K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

3 years

Never has a childhood of growing up in rural Ireland better prepared me for something more than it’s prepared me for this Matt LeBlanc being your uncle meme

17

239

6K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

2 years

my tent is bone dry and incredibly cosy but I’m camping beside people from south Dublin so I might just go stand in the fucking rain instead

14

111

6K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

3 years

Put this lad below on south william street and they won’t be too long cleaning up after themselves

85

563

6K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

5 years

Just called to the shop there to get a drop of diesel for the car and was a good five minutes down the road before realising that I had in fact... forgotten... the fucking c a r and was f u c k i n g w a l k i n g

27

315

5K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

3 years

me watching my little tub of cully and sully soup going round and round in the microwave knowing my day is about to get exponentially better

23

221

5K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

3 years

wHo’S pLaNTinG tHe TreES tHoUGh would ya relax for two minutes Sherlock and just enjoy a photo of a dog

11

393

5K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

1 year

hi @VirginMediaNews i’ve discovered this tiny fortification in Galway and believe it may have been built by some sort of hyper intelligent miniature humanoid species. maybe from Space due to their advanced building technology. please send richard chambers and a full camera crew

spochadóir

@spochadoir

1 year

lads I’m in bits. Virgin Media news is after reporting on a hole on portmarnnock beach that ‘Could be the aftermath of a cosmic event’. Some fellas literally dug it the day before with a kid’s shovel The way your man was talking about the rock being an asteroid had me in tears

629

7K

50K

18

260

5K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

2 years

todays the day

20

405

5K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

3 years

Lad you’d swear we weren’t bating around with these till about three years ago tis a fucking window winder not a fulacht fia

Shelly🍬 (pari's fav oomf)

@angelsflyhome

3 years

Only interact with this tweet if you know what this is. I'm trying to see something important

5K

27K

372K

12

142

5K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

2 years

Me to the pilot right before I jump out of the plane for a skydive: aahh yeah anywhere here at all is grand thanks

6

198

5K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

3 years

The second the beer gardens opened

27

173

5K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

2 years

if you give in information on daniel kinahan, you get five million dollars. BUT. if you sign him up to Revolut first you get five million dollars AND sixty euro. Just something to think about

1

222

5K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

4 years

Do you ever wake up on a Sunday morning and sit down and have your silly little coffee and look at the news on your silly little phone and just think to yourself how the fuck is any of this real hahahahah what the fuck has actually been going on for the last six months hahaha

4

337

5K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

2 months

visual representation of how hungover i was yesterday

3

29

5K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

3 years

what it feels like going for a pint on your own

20

230

5K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

3 years

ireland’s last line of defence against the russians

0

249

5K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

3 years

Why do fellas never say name of cocktails they just point at the menu and go can I’ve one of them like hahahaha go on lad just say you want the pornstar martini it’s okay big guy

11

195

5K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

5 months

@JedKiwi Nah

15

26

5K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

4 years

Is there anything irish mammies fear more than black ice you’d swear it was going to climb into the car and dig you into the jaw

12

157

5K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

3 years

Haven’t much in common with Micheál Martin but I’ll tell ye one thing when the two of us throw on Out of Office for christmas, we’re fucking out of office lad. He really said see yous cunts on the 6th and closed the laptop

0

213

4K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

2 years

I drank three bottle of wine in the garden one night, fell asleep and didn’t come back into the house until seven o’clock the next morning

BBC News (World)

@BBCWorld

2 years

Mental-health crisis from pandemic was minimal, study suggests

4K

549

5K

10

56

4K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

2 years

and they realised they were no longer Derry Girls ..They were Derry Women

1

334

4K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

3 years

Happy st Patrick’s day to the english people in Bristol that kept buying me pints to ‘apologise for all that stuff’

0

95

4K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

2 years

she’s subliminally flirting with Paul Mescal

4

102

4K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

6 years

Can't believe English people are out here whinging about how Siobhán is spelled but don't bat an eyelid when Jamie Oliver names his newborn Buddy Bear Cocker Spaniel the Fifth.

18

634

4K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

7 years

A story in four parts.

28

910

4K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

3 years

i wouldn’t say im very unemployed but I did just accidentally discover that’s it’s almost exactly the same length of a drive from Listowel in Canada to Letterkenny in Canada as it is from Listowel in Kerry to Letterkenny in Donegal. and I just think that’s neat

21

167

4K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

3 years

the last two years have been a hoax orchestrated by people from offaly to get coppers opening at six in the evening wake up people

12

200

4K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

6 months

In a crash last night and a lad in the hospital fucked me out of it for drink driving for 5 minutes despite the fact i was a passenger and we had to sit in the most awkward silence when I asked if he just assumed I was driving because I was drunk and irish (he did)

13

40

4K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

3 years

you’d be exhausted enough all the same wouldn’t you

22

237

4K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

3 years

Hell yeah it’s the roarin twenties. Roarin fuckin crying! am I right guys

4

333

4K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

3 years

Watching Wally Finding out the walrus that he’s very wreck havoc distressed on boats because people across Ireland won’t leave him alone

3

203

4K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

7 years

Irish people last week: WHY do you care about someone else's relationship the royals are inbred anyway Irish people this week: I will bathe in Rita Ora's blood for this offence to Dee Devlin and her child.

7

749

4K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

2 years

Unbelievable 1920’s genetics on the buck, pure side profile for a twenty cent coin on him. Like he should be out inventing the first electric kettle

hourly phoebe

@hourlyphoebe

2 years

9

112

3K

8

147

4K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

2 years

wonder what paul mescal smokes. like sure he’s a famous movie star but he’s also an ex county footballer so I’m assuming he still loves to get absolutely bate into a box of silk cut choice

vitor

@connellwaIdron

2 years

if smoking is bad why paul mescal looks so hot

21

995

12K

28

95

4K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

2 years

love that the irish primary school curriculum is perfectly designed to make sure every child leaves with a burning hatred of grey squirrels and the british empire

20

236

4K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

2 years

lot of sad bitter Irish people hoping England lose tonight. should take a long hard look at themselves. Not me though. I want them to win! But only so they can lose on penalties in the final. I want it stolen from them in the last 5 minutes. I want whatever hurts the most.

15

181

4K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

4 years

No road sense???? Sir that is a Labrador not a fucking learner driver

3

126

4K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

2 years

Objectively one of the funniest photos I’ve ever seen

61

108

4K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

3 years

I can’t believe there’s a walrus illegally boarding and destroying boats in the west of Ireland, like an actual pirate, and somebody decided on calling him Wally the Walrus, instead of going with Gráinne Mhaolrus????

24

392

4K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

3 years

Babe my enemies are after me take the keys of my car and fill the tank please

0

278

4K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

3 years

Haircut and a Pfizer on the same evening we’re clipped and chipped like a pedigree dog, baby

1

66

4K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

4 years

Smoking is rank but sometimes I see someone taking a draw out of a fag when they’re supping a coffee in the sun and it looks like the single most satisfying fucking experience known to man

14

107

4K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

3 years

just got a PCR and my eyes didn’t even water after the amount of antigens I’ve done. Fucking nostrils on me like the M50 you’d park a Fiat 500 up there

0

75

4K

spochadóir

@spochadoir

2 years

Greta Thunberg handing Andrew T*te one of the biggest L’s I’ve genuinely ever seen.