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Kimberlé Crenshaw stan account.

Cape Town, South Africa
Joined February 2018
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@siphehlangu
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6 months
Something really special happened the other day, I because a UCT graduate x2, and I officially became a lawyer.✨🎓💕
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@siphehlangu
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Marks are out, I am a UCT LLB graduand. And I am signed to one of the best law firms in the country!!!🥺🎓🧎🏽‍♂️
@siphehlangu
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4 years
Broo, I'm a UCT BSocSci, Politics, Sociology and Gender Studies (with distinction) graduand!! 🥺🎓
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@siphehlangu
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4 years
Last night - 2 yrs after Beyoncé performed in SA - I came out to my mom as queer. She said she loves me. ❤
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@siphehlangu
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2 years
@PopBase We all deserve forgiveness and grace, we’re all fallible. However, Brown has not earned it. He has not undertaken any growth or self responsibility. Instead, he’s offended repeatedly. Espoused misogynistic politics and not shown any change in his politics or views.
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@siphehlangu
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4 years
Would you do anything for me, buy a big diamond ring for me?
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@siphehlangu
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2 years
@mikey24_7 @DoreenCaven The stop expecting, demanding, or asking for them.
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@siphehlangu
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7 months
@naledimashishi So weird. Why are men so obsessed w being babied.
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@siphehlangu
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3 years
pov. ✨
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@siphehlangu
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4 years
Broo, I'm a UCT BSocSci, Politics, Sociology and Gender Studies (with distinction) graduand!! 🥺🎓
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@siphehlangu
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6 months
I don’t think I can put into words just how emotional this day is for me. 🥺🎓
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@siphehlangu
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3 years
You’ll always be mine.
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@siphehlangu
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10 days
@maliesibango So proud of niece.
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@siphehlangu
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2 years
@internetgutz He really threw a kid in the trash can!😭😭
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@siphehlangu
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3 years
… Previously on ‘Euphoria’. 🧿
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@siphehlangu
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3 years
Landed on the Dean’s Merit List again, who wanna give me head!😭
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@siphehlangu
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2 years
We’re 2 yrs queer today.🥺 Here’s to kissing more boys and girls and non-binary persons. 🥂💕
@siphehlangu
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4 years
Last night - 2 yrs after Beyoncé performed in SA - I came out to my mom as queer. She said she loves me. ❤
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@siphehlangu
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2 years
Archives.🕷️
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@siphehlangu
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4 years
@buhlelatha @pontsho_mp People are actually most likely to be sexually violated by people THEY trust the most. i.e, fathers, brothers, partners, neighbors. So, trust really can't be a huge factor. Sexual abuse transcends that because it is about power.
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@siphehlangu
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2 years
@Bulumko_ @JohnnyNeff_ You’re in South Africa??
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@siphehlangu
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2 years
Indityile le chap yhoo.😮‍💨🧎🏽‍♂️
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@siphehlangu
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4 months
Never posted these on here for some reason.
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@siphehlangu
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9 months
@SizzleTrev Warding off zionism does not grant us any licence to valorise antisemitism. Delete this.
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@siphehlangu
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2 years
@Mo163_ @LeeBugz We’re like a bunch of 10 year olds.😕
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@siphehlangu
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9 months
@leboclive I do it exactly bc I don’t want to see who viewed my stories tbh.
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@siphehlangu
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3 years
2021 was a horrible year for me, but I do appreciate the high moments.✨
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@siphehlangu
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2 years
@hlengiwedongo Medical terms can be violent and dehumanising tho. But idk enough about this conversation to weigh in on the word itself shem.
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@siphehlangu
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2 years
@ho7yfvck @flynnended No because ‘Holy Fvck’ is such an excellent album. They hate her!😭
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@siphehlangu
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3 years
@pengshaawty_ Lol, I don’t think any of us get to tell people if they’re really depressed or not eyy. We have different triggers and v different experiences w mental afflictions. Also, you’re ignoring the fact that a person can be both broke AND depressed.
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@siphehlangu
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@NoloBoqwana Don’t care to be of the same faith as you.
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@siphehlangu
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3 years
@AlmieetUThere @__camaro__ That’s why she created rule #2 ! 😭
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@siphehlangu
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3 years
August was sh!tty.
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@siphehlangu
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3 years
Can’t believe it’s been a whole year.❤️ I’m still lucky everyday that I get to live and express the full me. I value that, a lot.
@siphehlangu
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4 years
Last night - 2 yrs after Beyoncé performed in SA - I came out to my mom as queer. She said she loves me. ❤
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@siphehlangu
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@mikey24_7 @DoreenCaven Tell that to the other gents then, og. Including the one quoted.
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@siphehlangu
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3 years
Thanks for being kinda nice to me September. ✨
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@siphehlangu
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3 years
August was sh!tty.
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@siphehlangu
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@mikey24_7 @DoreenCaven An ‘adult’ should not be asking for those pictures in the first place tho? If a request is not brought up in the very beginning, then there’s no opportunity to say yes or no to it?
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@siphehlangu
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@ukh0na Women have historically been locked out of sex and their own sexualities. Sex has largely been for the enjoyment and benefit of men, for reproducing where women are concerned, and and. I definitely don’t think that women claiming this very small part of sex is weird. Idk.
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@siphehlangu
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3 years
Got a haircut today.💈
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@siphehlangu
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2 years
@TheTitanBaddie @just_jabu Which went on to be her best song.
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@siphehlangu
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4 years
@baksmokhwae1 @peachesrobyn @Tsietsi_Mohale What crime tho? Natural born SAns commit more crime than any other demographic in SA. In fact, for women and children, it is much more deadly to be living with a SAn man than of any other nationality. Areas such as Nyanga - the murder capital of SA - are still largely homogeneous
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@siphehlangu
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@aliabdi I wonder if he’s like, that’s an awful word don’t say it, or he’s punching him bc he’s like how dare you call me a neeeega! I’m whhhhhhite!
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@siphehlangu
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7 months
I’m so in love, damn.
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@siphehlangu
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2 years
Last night was rly cute.💘
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@siphehlangu
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2 years
@brownandbella @Jali_Heir I don’t think that’s what she’s saying.
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2 years
@wetstickyminaj @WOLFRAEEE I’ll repeat one last time. Ppl are allowed to share their phone numbers if they so choose. BUT if a 3rd party (@/WOLFRAEE) publishes that SAME number w the intention to encourage violence against that very person that initially shared their number… that makes them liable.
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@siphehlangu
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@CopWithAttitude So you agree, the system cannot be reformed?
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@siphehlangu
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2 years
@__ADAMN__ I think this is more fatphobia more than it is anything else (I’m not discouraging the argument that it is a lot of things at the same time).
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@wetstickyminaj @WOLFRAEEE Yeh, even if that’s the case, when you publish someone’s number for the purpose of doxxing and encouraging violent threats against them… that still makes you liable.
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@siphehlangu
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3 years
Can it be October every month? 🎈
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@siphehlangu
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3 years
Thanks for being kinda nice to me September. ✨
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@siphehlangu
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@funmbofs @MphoMoalamedi @PopBase Yeh, I know it’s not up to me. It’s the collective politics of people who care about amends, restoration and accountability. Not just me. And I mean, yes? I’m biased towards progressive theories of ‘justice’, growth, restoration and and. I don’t think that’s any secret.
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@siphehlangu
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Better treat me better, better than those other guys who change up like the weather.✨
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@siphehlangu
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@JaniHollywood @Ihmaniiii_ @RebelVe She doesn’t owe you intelligence and she gagged you?😭😭
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@GodessOshun Using SAn femicide and gbv as a clap back is kinda never warranted.
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@siphehlangu
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3 years
We all deserve to fall for people who don’t make us think loving us is difficult.
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@siphehlangu
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2 years
Happy birthday, kings. Ily.💕🎉
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@siphehlangu
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This degree extracted so much from me, bro. 🥺 I have never doubted my academic confidence like this degree forced me to. Add the threats of financial exclusion & homelessness to that. But somehow things worked out. Kwalunga.🥺 UThixo ukhona. Enkosi maZizi asekhaya. 🪔
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@siphehlangu
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2 years
I really like being in love.🧎🏽‍♂️
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@siphehlangu
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2 years
@lillyseedat @TheTitanBaddie She’s not a real Lyorn, she just voiced one on ‘The Lion King’.🙄
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@siphehlangu
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2 years
@WOLFRAEEE C’mon.
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@siphehlangu
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3 years
My twin brother started his first job today. That’s quite big.🥺
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@siphehlangu
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3 years
immortal. <3
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@siphehlangu
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3 years
Vaccinated bois! 💉😤
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@____justsihle I don’t think the neurodivergent and autistic part is any true.😭
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@mikey24_7 @DoreenCaven You’re not about to conflate a request for a potentially life saving surgery with a request for nudes, sir. You’re not about to do that.
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@siphehlangu
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4 years
These look like close ups from when 'Generations' used to be good! 😍
@dr_nxledi
🇵🇸willing buyer willing sfebe™️
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@siphehlangu
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@softAliyah And this concerns Tyla how?
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@siphehlangu
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4 years
Protect queer kids. At all cost.❤
@LukhanyoMvimbi
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Good morning to this precious gem only ❤
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@TSOT_777 This doesn’t strike you as weird in any way?
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@siphehlangu
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@hotboympumz Or divest from marriage all together.😭 Highly unlikely tho.
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@siphehlangu
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Imagine how much we would achieve if we weren’t attracted to men.
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I think Beyoncé is a beautiful student of culture, man. I love how intentional she is in her referencing. It’s beautiful that we’re alive at a time where the biggest star in the world chooses to make something tailored so specially for us. I love that a looot.
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@siphehlangu
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@Kokoleo_zn @eltonlesego1 Men simply aren’t socialised to be empathetic, available or generally concerned with others. Men are socialised into a lot of sociopathy, selfishness and complete disregard for anything and anyone that doesn’t bring them (us) instant gratification.
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@thatafalooo 1st step towards redemption imo.
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@mikey24_7 @DoreenCaven ‘Asking for your kidney’ necessarily means surgery is involved. And it is the case that ppl ask for kidneys in life threatening situations… but I rly suspect you already know that. And again, you’re not going to conflate cutting off hands w nudes.. you’re grasping at straws.
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@siphehlangu
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@thandoau Family don’t necessarily mean babies tho.
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@manzimalanga Your womanhood can’t be volatile that it can’t exist, and is threatened by other forms of womanhood.
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@somebadbadnewss Ppl say “media training” for the sake of it. I don’t think they know what it actually entails. Don’t mind them.
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@Chase_Sithole Gatekeeping someone’s death is crazy.😭
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@siphehlangu
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2 years
@1Thatsallfolks @WrittenByHanna But if anything, that shows correlation is not causation? Ppl posting more ab sx, doesn’t mean they’re having it (esp after we have evidence that younger generations have less of it). And older generations not documenting their sx lives doesn’t mean they weren’t having it either.
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@Ntando_mos Is this the ‘Skeem Saam’ actress?
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@siphehlangu
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2 years
‘What Now’ is one of Rihanna’s best songs.
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@siphehlangu
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@6uhle Send a cease and desist… to a country?
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@siphehlangu
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@TheTitanBaddie It’s completely inconceivable to me that there’s actual ppl who think CB is anywhere comparable to Beyoncé.
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@siphehlangu
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3 years
I will spend hrs kissing bro.🥺
@mx_mokgoroane
letlhogonolo
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Do you enjoy kissing?
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@BongzTheGreat @chuluzz Hainoko bra, angath umntana ekhala ngongaphatheki kakuhle, nidwele ekubeni une phone nina?😭😭 God forbid kwenzeke into embi, kungona nothi mabahoywe abantwana esuthwini?
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@siphehlangu
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@KimberlyNFoster Candace Owens has openly opposed affirmative action, abortion rights, both of which are matters that affect Black and poor women disproportionately. She is not a kin folk.
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@siphehlangu
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@lala_looh @Thando_mse @ItzTrigga012 There’s ways to be introverted and not insanely condescending.😭
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@siphehlangu
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@1VandeMoer @deyeketsii Things are more complex than that, Name cannon be blank.
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@PrettEinPink @brownandbella @Jali_Heir It’s exactly that. It’s the extended period of discomfort that nobody deserves or should willingly sign up for. And while Kim herself does not want to get married, she’s not opposed to people marrying or everything the institution presents.
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@Kgopotso_Pule @Mbally_Luyanda I think over 50% of marriages in SA end in divorce anyway. There’s no real formula and waiting until marriage to conceive won’t make men stay.
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@siphehlangu
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@saider_mx Usile losisi.😭😭 (Although she makes some valid points qha they’re all couched in the other mess).😭
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@ntandomatini_ You’re allowed to feel overwhelmed by something but not want to delete it. Bad le idee unayo.
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@unapologhetto I love Beyoncé, but this is too simplistic, I’m afraid.😭😭
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@siphehlangu
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4 years
I vote Leslie Social to be renamed Noxolo Grootbom Building!😭
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@siphehlangu
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@Nampree Ohh this actually eats! Ppl are quick to forget that in an African context, and where African languages are concerned, these stratifications are European constructs.
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@siphehlangu
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@Sarah_Mulvx “Homosexual” alphabets!😭😭😭 A person can be queer and not homosexual, trans and not homosexual, asexual and not homosexual, intersex and not homosexual.😭
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@wetstickyminaj @WOLFRAEEE Yeh, even if that’s the case, when you publish someone’s number for the purpose of doxxing and encouraging violent threats against them… that still makes you liable.
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Okay, you make a fair point.😭 This didn’t even register as nerdy when I did it tbh.😭
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Siphe is genuinely the biggest nerd I know😭😭😭😭
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