MJ @simply__mj Twitter profile

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MJ

@simply__mj

2 months

Saturday ☀️

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MJ

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3 years

Growing up Southern is tough. Most of us don’t know how to cook in small amounts, then we be calling everybody to come get a plate. 🤣🤣🤣

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4 years

This is why people ask “how was the fune?”

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4 years

Y’all again, this not MY Granny but my Granny acts JUST like this. My siblings and cousins agree.

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3 years

Stop texting first all the time and you’ll see who really thinks about you.

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3 years

I over think. I know I over think. Everything triggers a thought and sometimes thoughts lead to the worst assumptions.

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4 years

@AngryBlkWmn I need that. If I pass before my Granny she’s definitely gonna do this and pass out for a little razzle dazzle.

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2 months

Just because I’m not your type doesn’t mean I’m unattractive.

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1 year

Happy Friday 🤙🏾

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2 months

I have no desire to be in an open relationship. I’m not built for that.

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2 years

Haircut. Now to pack. I hate packing. Can’t you tell?

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7 months

It was the shirt. 🔥

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3 years

Again, the dating pool has pee in it. If you’re married, engaged, entangled (lol), etc…thank God everyday you don’t have to deal with this.

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1 year

Since some of you aren’t privy to my IG. Get into this California sun. 😎

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2 months

Once I decide I’m not texting first anymore, it’s a wrap. Pack it up.

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3 years

Considering Southern Black culture, where have I been?

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1 year

The new barber didn’t do too bad. 😎

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11 months

I think social media has a lot of people delusional about reality.

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3 years

I have laughed until my side is sore!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭

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1 year

First Day of Fall Semester! 📚

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12 days

My dog tries to act like a picky eater but he should know this is a black household. Either you eat what I put in that bowl or you won’t eat. Food is too expensive to waste. There are dogs roaming the streets hungry and here he is acting like he’s acting.

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9 months

How am I not one of your favorite Alphas?!? 🤙🏾 #FoundersDay #ΑΦΑ

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2 months

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lemme see your best golden hour pic 🌞

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1 month

Discernment is a gift.

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1 year

You want to find out who your real friends are? Move… I moved 7 months ago and no cap I haven’t heard from some people since I moved. 🤣🤣🤣

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1 month

The truth is, if a man REALLY likes you won’t have to beg him for anything. 🤷🏽‍♂️

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1 month

@w_raphael_ Omg this is a classic lol lol I have screamed again.

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9 months

I know the people out here have NO IDEA what’s going on but I’m holding it down…#ΑΦΑ #FoundersDay ❄️🤙🏾

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2 months

The way I’m about to lose my 💩 after seeing a faculty member refer to a black student as a negro via email. Y’all…

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2 years

People will desire a position in your life that they are unqualified for.

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1 year

My boss invited me to his party and I’ve been sitting outside for 20 minutes. I need a haircut too. Whew…😭😩

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1 year

The way I’ve been ignoring text, calls, FaceTimes, mentions lol lol yep…reciprocal energy. Why’d it take me this long to get here? 😎🫶🏾

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24 days

No one is obligated to share their time with you. I’m always humbled and grateful for those who are intentional about making time for me.

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3 years

Idc who you “think” you are, be careful how you handle people.

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1 year

They’re giving us an 8% pay increase next month. 😭🙌🏾

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2 months

I wish folk would seek therapy and do deep dives on who they are and what they want before jumping into relationships.

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2 years

If you’re not my type, we’re NOT going on a date. I respect you enough not to waste your time. Why is this a difficult concept?

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6 years

Old churches want young ppl but don’t want change. Pick a struggle! 1. Change and grow. 2. Continue tradition and die.

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2 months

If I follow you on social media the goal is to be social. I'm going to like, quote, respond, and interact. If you're not ready for that then why are we here?

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5 months

If you're denouncing an org, denounce and leave quietly.

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17 days

“Friendship must be prioritized, because life is too hard to live alone.” - Michelle Obama

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4 months

I need a miracle this week.

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1 year

As a friend, you can’t randomly go MIA become unresponsive in the relationship yet present on social media and expect continued benefits of friendship. No ma’am/No sir. Where you been? What’s going on? Notice I said FRIEND.

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2 months

Don’t sleep on we skinny 🥷🏾. You’ll miss a blessing. Tuh!

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2 months

Trauma bonding is NOT relationship building. 🫶🏾

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1 year

Talking to God at work is sooooo hard sometimes. I get too excited. 😭

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2 months

I lived with Mama all my life, and 21 years of hers. She lived to be 107 and used to tell me: “Son if you can’t do anything else, you know how to make a friend” 🩵

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1 month

I want to go to an amusement park with someone who likes riding roller coasters. I need that like ASAP.

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2 months

Just be a good person.

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3 years

Founders’ Day Work

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2 months

Nobody shows you more attention and consistency than someone who lives far away.

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1 year

Let me repost this jewel because it still HITS! 🔥

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11 months

It’s my Birthday 🎉

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2 years

They got me! “Order of the Sphinx” Chapter Awards 2022 🤙🏾

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5 months

People rush to stand in line to board a flight with assigned seats.

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4 years

@uch3nna_ Listen!!!! You sang sang you hear me? My Granny’s Brother passed this past August and this was her. When the video popped up everybody was like yoooooo this is our Granny. ♥️

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4 years

Did y’all follow me tho? 😏

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2 months

Now THIS is a BLT. Do you see that? Take a bite, take a bite, take a bite! It’s good y’all. 😎

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2 years

District Convention 🤙🏾

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3 years

The dating scene is rough. Whew! Prayers to all involved.

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3 years

Don’t try to be someone’s everything, just be your ALL. Be your full authentic self, and if that’s not enough move on.

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3 years

I was suppose to finish grades this weekend butttttttt I wanted to play with my nephew, eat a good meal, and take a nap. Guess what I did? The kid is now speaking in complete sentences and….🥺

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4 years

@hairazmr No but this is a PERFECT depiction.

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3 years

Sorry, I have no more of “Me” to hand out for free.

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8 days

Happy Fall Semester 📚

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2 months

I don’t need everybody’s attention, just one somebody would do just fine.

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2 years

Happy Founders’ Day to the ICE COLD BROTHERS of Alpha Phi Alpha Fraternity, Inc. ❄️

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3 years

Ya boy did a lil bit last night 🤩

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1 month

I say it all the time…If someone really likes you, you’ll know and you won’t have to guess.

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10 months

DO NOT FUMBLE PEOPLE OF VALUE!!

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9 months

One thing I refuse to do is beg someone to prioritize me. Nope.

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2 years

Guess what? Ya boy is moving to Cali. Whew…let’s just say 50+ applications, and 5 rounds of interviews at various colleges/universities AND SUDDENLY!😎

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2 months

I want us to work on our spirits as much as we work on our bodies. 🩵

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21 days

Definitely treating myself to the Olympic Games in 2028 when it comes to LA. Who pulling up?

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4 months

Wash, Rinse & Repeat 🧼

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1 year

Soooooo my sister took me ax throwing yesterday and didn’t record the BEST THROW of the night. Such a hater!! 🥹😭🤣

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9 months

Celebrating my LBs and favorite Neos today, too! Missing the east coast rn. Turn up Bros!!!!! 🤙🏾 #ΑΦΑ

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2 months

Be clear and upfront about your intentions. Be clear and upfront about your intentions. Be clear and upfront about your intentions. Be clear and upfront about your intentions.

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4 years

I mean...my barber SNAPS!! 🔥

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2 months

Friendship deaths are the worst kind. The kind where you grieve a person who’s not actually dead.

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2 years

Your Favorite Alpha 😎

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2 years

I think I did alright 😎

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5 years

@The_DrSuave Bruh!!! I’ve had to show out a couple times in Times New Roman!!!

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1 month

IT WILL WORK OUT JUST FINE. IT WILL WORK OUT JUST FINE. IT WILL WORK OUT JUST FINE. IT WILL WORK OUT JUST FINE.

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1 year

“Rest if you must but don’t you QUIT!”

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2 months

I peep EVERYTHING. I take notes and govern myself accordingly.

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1 year

There are levels to friendship and that’s ok. We must also understand that sometimes who we are to people, isn’t necessarily reciprocal of who they are to us. Read that again. Make sense?

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1 year

I’ve been protected in ways I would’ve never imagined.

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2 months

If you see one of your followers in person that you’ve never met are you speaking or nah? 👀

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2 months

You have to find your tribe. Everybody that smiles in your face and calls you bro/sis is NOT your lil friend. 🩵

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2 years

I pray that you are overwhelmed with OPEN doors this week.

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1 year

You deserve to be loved unconditionally and without restraint.

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3 months

I’m so tired of the honorary doctorates.

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24 days

Fine catches my attention, doesn’t maintain it tho. 🤷🏽‍♂️

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2 months

<<<< this user is NOT a sugar daddy.

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2 months

I had a conversation with my Mom to prepare her heart and expectations. Ma'am . . . I may never marry or have children but please believe I will be your most accomplished, well traveled child and that's ok too.

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4 months

Consequences ‼️

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6 months

Iron sharpens iron!! I can’t stress this enough. It’s is imperative that you surround yourself with people that challenge you to be a better version of yourself.

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17 days

What in the obituary is this…let me call her.

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