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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

8 months

old cover of say yes to heaven by ldr 🥰🎀 previously screened by dried_gravy oomfs only lol

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

3 months

goodnight

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

2 months

got my frend a sunflower that'll bloom during the night too hahahah

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

4 months

goodnight

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

3 months

cannot believe my mental health depended on a twink who would take 6 hrs to reply to a text

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marlbeedi

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8 months

"agar tum gadhe se bhi roz baat kroge toh pyaar hojaega"

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

6 months

kabhi kabhi lgta hai apunich bhagwan h

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

4 months

im succha genuis w prompts EVIL LAUGHS

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

26 days

girls eat lauki ✨

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

5 months

ghar aate hi bhenchod ka replacement hey bhagwan se hojata hai

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

3 months

whichever oomf likes this is my wife

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

6 months

why do men eat golgappes it's sucha a girlie food they should eat gutka or some

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

1 month

bahujan brat party

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1 month

The saddest part of the end of brat summer is having to euthanize the brat elephant.

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

6 months

why is ayushman dressed like kris jenner?

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6 months

Jo bheji thi Dua, wo jaake Ayushmann se takra gayi..

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

8 months

har 45 minute m ek maa chudae moment ho hi jata hai

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

1 month

guysss stop and look at these kamal 🪷

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

4 months

kya sbke life main major lawde lge hue hain ya bass god ji ne mujhe special treatment di h

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

3 months

for all my female oomfs 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

5 months

@mescavoy atleast that man has a turnip

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

5 months

always forever

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

5 months

yaar bada sundar aadmi h iske baache m hi krungi

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

7 months

mujhe hinge/bumble ke 30% ladke yaad hogye hain. brdrs are consistent from an year

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

4 months

dost ne apne boyfrend ka yawn krte hue pic dala aur maine comment kiya "issi muh m deti hogi na"

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

8 months

aaj pata chala "what should i call you" ka reply "yours" bolna hota hai instead of your actual name

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

5 months

i think the problem is in delhi men.

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

4 months

bindi lgane ke baad kisi ki dharam patni banne ka mann krta h

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

8 months

love ppl who micro twt. yes mujhe btao ki tumhare ghar ka gas khatam hogya, kapdey nai sukh rhe, chai m cheeni jyda hogyi, mummy ko tumhara vape milgya

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

6 months

the way ppl say lawda says a lot about them

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

3 months

what kills me is some guy will see me in metro and twt how he'll never see a beauty like me ever and regrets not approaching me 😩✋🏻

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

2 months

2024 dating wrapped- haven't really dated anyone since 2019

isjamun

@m0ntelukast

2 months

2024 dating wrapped - broke up with my ex in january

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

5 months

gand ko phatne se kaise roke?

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

5 months

hinge is necessary for character development

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

5 months

this sir called ashoeka "haryana ka harvard"

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

6 months

saw this pyaare uncle playing my favourite in cp. sharing for my oomfies 🎀

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

5 months

@alfiyastic agar ye yaha par mere dholna par nachne lagti main vo bhi maanleti

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

6 months

main kyu metro par chadhu, metro bhi toh mujhpr chadh sakti h

sheila

@shielakijawaani

6 months

main kyu saans lu saans bhi to mujhe le sakti hai

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

3 months

i want to kiss a woman

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

2 months

im sorry but i hate the rain everyones wet, theres keechad puddles, you get cold, hair goes ramen

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

5 months

i don't wanna be on hinge anymore bcz what if some match recognises me on rajiv chowk while i have my backpack in front of me looking like a woman in her 3rd trimester

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

8 months

lift m phasgyi 🥰

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

3 months

chat I've finally quit smoking

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

1 month

gulaab, gajra & fav girl

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

3 months

guys tell me places in delhi where I can go alone and eat and not see couples six feet deep inside eachother (genuinely asking)

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

3 months

lover girl 😘❤️

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

5 months

love this genre of autos 🛺🎀

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

3 months

getting lost on kashmere gate metro station is peak delhi experience

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

1 month

@malhotrasgirl if u think abt it annanya is successfully capitalising on her dumb girl persona

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

2 months

hand pics

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

8 months

ye 18 saal ke ladke kya sochkar right swipe krte h meko? abhi tumhari yulu chalane ki umar h

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

6 months

@mediagifs is it supposed to be sci-fi or sap-phi?

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

4 months

⛰️🗻🗿

marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

4 months

iss chronic smoker ko 15km above sea level hokar bhi chakkar nahi aaya 🗿

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

5 months

@ugach_kahitarii papa toh dekh kar pagla jaenge ye

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

4 months

if bhidu was a cow

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

7 months

why don't men double text

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

4 months

koi mera hinge bnado aur baat vaat set krko btado kaha jana hai aur kitne baje

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

4 months

sometimes i think if i die who would inform my beloved oomfs that ive died here

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

3 months

i actually say tum maa chudao before texting anything to anyone

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

5 months

may dump 🌈🎀

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

3 months

girls night bts‼️🌈

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

4 months

all the non-election twts are giving me the ick today sry

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

4 months

pita ji just got transferred to maharastra 😘 guess kaun Delhi-Maharashtra hatred failaega ab

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

4 months

man i hate to admit but i know nothing about coffee

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

4 months

@rionlyrants we smoke tweet jerk work read sleep

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

6 months

can't believe some ppl here have like actual jobs

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

5 months

best visual satisfaction one can get in delhi is when men realise oh no ye toh ladies compartment hai in metro and dash to the next compartment

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

4 months

electoral studies should use this time frame now - before dimple bhabhi hatiye and after dimple bhabhi hatiye

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

3 months

6 ghante ka breakdown healed after 1 plate of momos 2 packet kurkure and a coke

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

4 months

i need new frends in delhi to eat momos with

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@boiled_salami

6 months

why did the noida e-girls lafda happen?

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

7 months

aaj overshare kal deactivation

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

5 months

overheard this girl in metro "life m sbko ek baar reject hona chaiye"

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

8 months

book fair haul ❤️🎀

marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

8 months

bass conventionally boring books utha kar laai hoon bookfair se

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

3 months

RaGa sir ke liye toh kisi ko hatane ki zarurat bhi nahi hai

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7 months

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

7 months

pyaar chaiye zor se

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

4 months

aura points nahi bas lawde points lgte hain

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

2 months

me reciting 2 ka table infront of mom

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

5 months

n.

@jupitaah

6 months

12. Quote/Share your favorite meme from this month

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

5 months

passport office m verifier ke saamne father ji mera age puch rhe the

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

4 months

does this mean i can twt the word bjp without any darr now

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

9 months

@ghoomarjhoomar akhilesh's tendon 😭🤚

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

5 months

going sutta free does wonders to your skin and ladies that's my motivation 🙏🏻🌈

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

6 months

ok today me and my girls went to eat golgappes and there was a group of boys hogging over the stall and hence the observation lol imagine a big man taking a small water filled ball munching it up asking for more from bhaiya is so unreal

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami

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bhai mujhe itni sundar ladkyian kabse follow krne lgi helo ladies im singal rady to mingal

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marlbeedi

@boiled_salami