Simon Adebisi @simon_my_simon Twitter profile

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4 months

@Botactivated999 @CaudilloXIV No, you can’t say something, specifically that!

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@mushruumz @Noworl8ter @WildPawg @rahsh33m Oh thank heavens!

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@LordAslanThe2nd Leftiestats

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@Casy4realz @twlightdove @sofiawyliegf I had to remortgage my house and sell my oldest son into indentured servitude, but it was soooo worth it!

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@hammadumer278 @sweets_bo @HumansNoContext No, it’s mine!

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@Noworl8ter @WildPawg @rahsh33m I was the doctor who performed this surgery. He did not make it.

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@bintcrubbs Cancel these kiddos! 🥰

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1 year

@Lou2173 @JesseFrom612 @halleberry @elclass_king That price has already been paid by my ancestors, Lou.

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@Akaypeeee @childishcamdin2 @schizarella Well I’ve met you and you weren’t kind either!

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@Jose3lBori @BlorbOrbison @TheRealNALee This is me and my wife

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@ara_hagopian @WagiesLs I’m in my 90’s and am just starting to make serious changes. It’s never too late!

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@Casy4realz @twlightdove @sofiawyliegf $87,500, plus tip

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1 year

Rats on the Moon

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10 months

After church today, I brought my family to the mall to have our family portrait taken, but my wife and eldest daughter are so terribly unphotogenic, they ruined everything.

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Simon Adebisi

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1 year

This is my dog, Simon Barkebisi. He is a very bad boy. He bites my children and steals their food. My children suffer many wounds and are in constant hunger. Simon Barkebisi is ruining my life and destroying my family. Bad dog!

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Life is the best

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1 year

My daughter is an awful cook! This went straight into the garbage disposal!

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1 year

Self care Sunday 😊

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Simon Adebisi

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9 months

My son has been accepted to Rice University in Houston, Texas! I could not be more proud 🥲

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3 months

I am a virgin 😞

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Simon Adebisi

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1 year

My muscles are like my mind, inflexible and weak.

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5 months

🎶 My girl wants to vomit all the time Vomit all the time Vomit all the tiiiime 🎶

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Simon Adebisi

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7 months

My raw milk brings all the feds to the farm

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Simon Adebisi

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9 months

Turn down? For what?

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1 year

I use the dating app’s Fumble and Cringe 😬

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Simon Adebisi

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11 months

@exist_you @rohanvisme @DisManDangerous @MostlyPeacefull Kids are easier targets, and since they have more life ahead of them, there’s more time to bully them

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It’s a no brainer, live a good life 🫂

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@DrKrusher Ratio

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11 months

I don’t teach my kids right vs wrong, I teach them based vs cringe

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2 years

Let me cook. Simon must cook.

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1 year

@historyinmemes I remember that day. My family was very hungry, but I couldn’t make why into the local grocery store because of the crowd. My family perished, and I blame hip hop.

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1 year

Happy birthday day my little (though slightly taller 😉) brother! Eat an extra piece of your wife’s cake for me!

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5 months

Simon Adebisi followed you 😈

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1 year

Despite making up only 13% of the all tonal centers, the key of G-flat major accounts for 52% of songs about violent crime.

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1 year

Today at church, a woman approached me and asked if the seat next to me was saved. I replied “No, but I’ve been praying for it.”

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1 year

Happy birthday, Mom.

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11 months

@PhillipDow12 @rohanvisme @MostlyPeacefull She’s allergic to shampoo, her medical condition forces her to have short hair. She can’t control it.

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1 year

Looking forward to my weekend project! 😊🧰

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9 months

I have failed as a role model to my son, but at least he has Bill Maher to look up to

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Simon Adebisi

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10 months

I am, Thomas brand English muffins, I finally am ❤️ 🌍

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2 years

This is my favorite family portrait. My father on the left, and my mother, holding me as an infant in her arms, on the right.

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Simon Adebisi

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1 year

This is my babysitter. He’s late and my wife is getting impatient. It is our date night. If you see him, tell him the Adebisi’s are waiting, and his pay is getting cut.

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Simon Adebisi

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2 months

Making a Twitter profile was the best decision I’ve ever made ✨

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2 months

There is NEVER a good reason to drink alcohol or to do drugs

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7 months

@thisiskashmir Get in better shape! You are physically unfit

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11 months

New glasses for my boy! He sure is looking dapper for his first day back to school. 🏫 🤓

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2 years

Beautiful day for a walk 😊

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Simon Adebisi

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8 months

The they/them’s have completely and thoroughly taken over my daughter’s drama club.

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11 months

@Akaypeeee @childishcamdin2 @schizarella You’re right 🫂

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7 months

Despite receiving absolutely subpar presents from my children, I still had a pleasant Christmas 😊

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@ScottAdamsSays

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@armourboss @MyAlteredEgo @0xAlaric Me. I am. Simon.

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7 months

“Not finding a spouse in your undergrad is the biggest L of all time.” - Dingus Fek

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Simon Adebisi

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1 year

@spaghettiboyx69 @vers_laLune Same! I got really good at my hobby of amassing armies and collecting a significant portion of the revenue of my neighbors, so I got hired as King! Now it’s more of a divine role rather than a hobby.

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Simon Adebisi

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3 months

Out there among the millers and the weavers and their wives, through the roofs and gables I can see them. Everyday they shout and scold and go about their lives, heedless of the gift it is to be them.

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Simon Adebisi

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1 year

My oldest son, Simon the Lesser, marching for what he believes in 🥲

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Simon Adebisi

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1 year

This is my bastard son, Arthur. He is a frail boy, but with a heart of gold. He is currently living on the streets, and is in need of a good home with three square meals a day. Please contact Simon if you know of a suitable housing situation for poor Arthur.

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Simon Adebisi

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21 days

Nothin’ better than good ol’ rock n roll 🎸 🫂 ✨

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1 year

Sometimes I get the 2001 Grammy Award-winning song “I’m Like a Bird” by Nelly Furtado stuck in my head

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1 month

Quasimodo….? Hmm.. yes… rings a bell….

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1 year

@StevePender @calzada @culturaltutor Racist

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Simon Adebisi

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10 months

Simon Cowell, you disgust me

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1 year

@thecryptojourno @joerogan Enormous Pope. Pope Bignacius XXX

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@LordAslanThe2nd All four are equally beautiful 😍

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7 months

Saxophender 🎷

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Simon Adebisi

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8 months

If my son plays one more wrong note, I swear to God….

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Simon Adebisi

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1 year

They see me scrollin’, they hatin’

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Simon Adebisi

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1 year

I’m entering the next chapter of my life, but who will be the main character?

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Simon Adebisi

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2 months

In spaces, it’s always “Who the hell is Simon?” and never “How the hell is Simon?” 😞

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Simon Adebisi

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1 year

This is me, Simon, and my good friend, Desmond. I haven’t heard from Desmond in a long time. I hope he’s doing well, his wife was very pretty. I hope he is still married to his pretty wife.