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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

1 month

ID ✅ Passport ✅ Voter's Card ✅ Licence ✅ Degree ✅ Cheers to life 🥂 🙏🏾

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

4 months

GeoTech adventures unfold. 👨🏾‍🎓🗺️🌍

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

2 years

Drake decided to produced a House album so he can do a SA tour and be close to Uncle Waffles 😂🔥

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

6 months

Ashike Ninja okwa piyaana, he just got out of prison and already has an iPhone 13 Pro, a brand new Tempo watch, and the latest Polo shirt.

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

3 years

4 years 38 modules 📚 70 Assignments Sleepless nights, and you still have the gut to say a degree is just a piece of paper 🤷🏾‍♂️ Owa kolwa shapo 🙄😂😂😂

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

2 years

Other girls are kissing their boyfriends getting arrested. I am imagining my own 🤔 That person will run away, and lock herself in the house whole day. Poor thing won’t even eat . Okaana okambada 😂😂💔

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

1 month

If you played this game, just retweet 🔁

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

7 months

What she did in that 'Get it on tonight' song with @Gazza467_ is not praised enough. 😮‍💨🥹🔥🔥

Suzy Eises 🎷

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7 months

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

2 years

I know I’m not the only person who enjoyed listening from this book 😂🔥

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

2 years

Ano yee Amushelelo is only dealing with labour issues ?Can’t he bring back gone lovers ? Oh, atweefwa nai kuunona mahn 😴😂😂

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

2 years

Ndee ohango yaBetty yetweetela vakwee 🤌🏾😂

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

1 month

Three years ago around this time , one lady was left stranded at Etosha 💀😂

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

2 years

Your boyfriend is not allowed in a cinema coz whenever people kiss he scream 🗣“Mulya” 🙄😂

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

8 months

Permanent job Permanent job 2024 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

2 months

“Kamatyona winya wokOngha vati okwaya ko podcast. Oshili??”

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

1 year

Just when we were MNIKE then this song happens 💃🏾💃🏾🔥♥️

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

26 days

“Vati okwa li wahala kupwakela okamenhu momatako. Oto lundilwa brul??”

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

7 months

The only player that played for the badge 💯💯🇳🇦🇳🇦🇳🇦 Thank you Deon Hotto! #AFCON2023

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

16 days

"Neli fiyeko ndim'panye yee aku hole osopa afa xee"

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

5 months

Amushelelo and the wife are smoking expired weed.

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

5 months

NSFAF watching you graduate with your parents, whom you lied about being dead.

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

2 months

Nena oto shaalapo shaashi ngee wakolwa oho kala wahala kutoola omashenge

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

2 years

Everything reminds me of her 😭😭😂

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

9 months

What happened to their wedding?😂😂

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

2 years

There are 27 seats in heaven. Your birth date is your seat 😂😰 Me: 25 😌

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

1 year

We have Shalulile, Sha sha!! 🇳🇦🙏🏾

Santi™

@ThePeakSanti

1 year

My Country have Victor Osinmhen.. Put your country's striker forward, I dare you!!!

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

5 months

Kasi people are so weird, they will laugh at you for going to the library, for jogging, wearing a seatbelt, learning how to swim, applying for a passport. They hate to see any sign of self-improvement or just doing things differently.

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

9 months

From a financial perspective, by the age of 25, it is important to know the significance of budgeting, saving, investing, and building good credit. Seek financial education and make informed decisions about your money. 😃🏆

Old Mutual Namibia

@OldMutualNam

9 months

It is giveaway time!🏆😃 Complete the sentence by Friday, 8 December 2023 at 13:00 and you can win a smartwatch. From a financial perspective, by the age of 25 you should know that.... The tweet with the most likes or retweets wins. May the Tweets be in your favour.

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

2 years

Ohango oyapwa nee , now tell us why you did not qualify for exams? Yee shili ? 💀😏

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

8 months

Having white people as your friends is nice. Paife otu li koBirthday Party yokambishi📍🥳🥳😂😂

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

10 months

People are really going through a lot in this country 😂Was in a car a few minutes ago, and this guy just scratched my head thinking it was his 😭😭🤣💀

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

1 month

Bitches be mean AF until they have stalls. Now it's all "Hey loves..... Girl Fuck you and your stall!😭😭🤧😂

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

8 months

“Ouli nawa shiveli oto kulilemo eike. Kapena iimaliwa yokulanda keshe odula 😂😂 Toka landelwa eike eshi tokaya koSekondele yee😭😂💀”

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

4 months

Nothing to see here, just Her Excellency DR Martha Mwadinomho yaKristian Nelumbu the Queen of Oukwanyama.🙏🏾❤️✨🔥

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

2 months

Pay for $150 without condom or go to Oshiveva Me and my bros

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

3 months

I won't mention any names, but some of you are genuinely good people. And my hope is that the world treats you with nothing but blessings! 🕯️🙏🏾

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

2 years

Pabi Cooper was for Unam, now it’s Musa Keys for NUST . IUM , My Nigga get Rich is open for bookings 💁🏾‍♂️😂😂

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

3 years

Smiling students on universities prospectus is false advertising 😒😒😪

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

3 months

Who is your GOAT 🐐

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

29 days

Some photos from the Mining Expo 👷🏾‍♂️💎 🔥

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

28 days

I repeat, we need Kalahari operation back in the streets.

The Last Minion

@Professy92

28 days

Khomasdal 27 - 🚨 ⚠️

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

18 days

Then, one day, we all left, and no one knew it was our last game together. 😢⚽

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

1 year

I can’t teach you everything ouens.😂😂👍🏾

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

1 year

SWAPO is lucky that Namibia Brewery is not a political party.🫡😏

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

3 months

Whatever the situation. We will continue to buy cement.

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

4 months

Graduation is an achievement worth striving for guys. Keep pushing and earning those papers. Wishing all graduates success in their future endeavors! 🥹🥂🥂🔥🔥❤️🙏🏾

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

3 months

The problem is that nowadays and especially in Namibia to be considered that you have Made It In Life you first have to get married.

⚽️Micky🐻❤️

@Micky_right

3 months

So who got married and made his side piece a bridesmaid??😭😭😭

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

2 months

Namibia 🇳🇦 VS Angola 🇦🇴

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

7 months

I don't care what y'all gonna say but this guy has been useless at the AFCON.

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

2 months

Lombweleni aalodi aveshe ava kwali taati DK what what to come outside now

Locio..NL

@Rachell_NL

2 months

PDK😮‍💨🔥

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

1 month

Signature Cosmetics is hiring people with Grade 12. Tell your useless girlfriend to apply.

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

2 years

“Baby am driving, chat later” 😂😂💔

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

2 years

“Etanga leni nali dengeko ngoo kiipeleki yange utaa.”

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

2 months

Congratulations for waking up and seeing another day, good morning and have an amazing Saturday 😁

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

3 years

Ashikeee 😂😂😂

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

5 months

The smell of your perfume watching you leave the house because it's not strong to accompany you throughout

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

1 year

Ituye kOngeleka yOshiveva

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

1 year

Tambula Boy with another banger of dance 🏆🌟🔥

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

4 months

This you?????

Rockefeller_Holdings🔩

@Magogo_1010

4 months

Do these bullies know how much emotional damage they cause other people??Cause you can't be a normal person and just wake up to call someone "Aboubakar" mahn😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭No😭

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

2 months

Mention that one module and run away....😭😂

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

2 months

This you?

ndina.thomas

@ndinalago

2 months

Only the dumbest people will believe this shit

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

1 year

No one , absolutely no one. Faith Patema versus the boys today 😂😂🔥

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

3 years

Father : 2002 Mother : 2004 Child : 2020 Then you think cornflakes can last in the house 🤔😂😂

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

11 months

This is what a confession should be like 🤣🤣

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

2 months

These Windhoek Huns are so hungry 😅😂Wtf you mean you ordering food for 1.2k ? A whole goat on a date. Kaanave?😂😂

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

1 year

No one will love you as much as your mother.❤️

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

3 years

All I want is a phone with iPhone camera, Samsung speed, Huawei memory, Nokia battery and Sony speakers with a Mobicel price 🥴🙏🏽🙏🏽

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

2 years

“Your voice sounds familiar. Are you repeating my module?” Lectures have started again 🥺😭💔

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

10 months

“No I didn’t speed properly”😭😭🤣🤣🤣What did blud smoke??🤣🤣

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

2 months

Setting up clinics between towns along the B1 road could help, as some survivors may die waiting for an ambulance to travel 110km from Okahandja or Otjiwarongo.

Namibian Sun

@namibiansun

2 months

JUST IN: Five people died at 01h00 this morning when a car they were traveling in from Walvis Bay to Ondangwa overturned some 40 km to Oshivelo, after the driver lost control. There were eight occupants in the vehicle, four of whom died on the spot. Another person died in a

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

17 days

One of the best female artist in the country 😭🔥🔥

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

3 months

Do you guys want an audio for the side chick's side of the story oro you are fine? This country is so small small man 😮‍💨😮‍💨😭

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

2 years

As a student, if you get a chance please do cry . 🥺

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

1 year

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Namibian Sun

@namibiansun

1 year

JUST IN: A 43-year-old man died on Saturday afternoon at Onethindi village in Oshikoto after he collapsed immediately after having had sex with his girlfriend.

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

10 months

We need his name before the end of the year Men's Conference. Now now!!!😳🤔🤔

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

2 years

Even if she say 4+4=34. I don’t care! A girl must be beautiful. 😁

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

19 days

Dated this girl for just 4 days and this Friday it's already her birthday? Guys man 😂😂

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

4 months

26- April- 2026 👨🏾‍🎓🙏🏾

YOU ARE UGLY BUT I

@MalumeRichie

4 months

Quote this tweet with a picture of yourself taken in April📌

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

10 months

People are not showing off; they are in love and happy, and nothing will end in tears! You need to heal because you are a witch.

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

2 years

Last year around this time , one lady was left stranded at Etosha 💀😂

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

1 month

No women will ever recreate this in Namibia 😂 For as much as they like copying each other, Aaye. Not this with this one.

Meme woAvon

@UlaniaNdapwa

1 month

Do you have the capacity?

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

2 months

“A man should … a man must. …?” Every day ? Nghelo, lombwela eike Xo.

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

2 years

Our church is closed. We finished the Bible 🥂😅

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

1 year

How about this comrade?😂 Tsatsa😂🔥🔥

him 

@JumboWilliams2

1 year

Throwback Thursday 😂

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

25 days

Nyee ningeni eike iinima yeni endenge dange😭😂😂

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

1 year

Before you date someone from Oniipa, ask yourself why a small town like that has a big state Hospital, big Cemetery and ELCIN.😂😂

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

2 years

Nandi ye itale koNUST ndika tale omatako ange ndee andi shuna kuumbo.🥵😂

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

1 year

Holap, the TL is about to cook something special 💃🏾🕺🏾😂😂

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

5 months

Guys, one day we need to be honest about this guy's graphic design skills. Just wow! 🐐🔥🔥

mOkapendi

@mOkapendi

5 months

My New GOAT is cooking something big.🔥🔥 THE GREATEST THERE IS, THERE WAS AND THERE'S EVER BEEN! Nghelo YaMkwamani🐐

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

2 years

The movie that made the whole Africa to cry. 😭😂

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

5 months

Why is she trending?

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

8 months

School just started mahn 😭💀😂🤔

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

6 months

I think Amushe is forgetting that he once scammed people.

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

2 years

Tah, poNBC otapu nuwa omoongo lela 🤌🏾💀😂

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@simmy_skanda

13 days

Apologize to your man when you're wrong. Stop listening to your friends who have vibrators 😂😂

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@simmy_skanda

2 months

I'm not going to waste time. You know the question - give me the answer.

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Simeon N

@simmy_skanda

2 months

Condoms a free because sex can cause serious health issues if it's carelessly done and can kill you as well. Lack of education won't kill you, it will just make you compare sex to printing.