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We're still waiting for this fight...
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@signulll they’ve romanticized narcissism in women & demonized it in men, yet all women want a man who is a narcissist, & all men want is a woman who isn’t a narcissist
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J. Cole fans discussing music vs Young Thug fans discussing music
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yall sucking dick for $50M ?
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Eye doctor: "Read as many letters as you can, ok? Me: "S-U-P-R-E-M-E" Eye doctor: "Damn vro, I fw the vision. Let's build, let's create."
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@pierce_jor @bk17__ @Uhh_Desmond @TomiLahren Bitch shut up with your victim mentality
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Russ fans after writing a 9 page single spaced essay under a meme explaining how he isn’t trash
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@KILLTOPARTY indian man wrote this
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@zackfox da struggle made me who I am bitch
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@NJProudResister @cnnbrk You’re not going anywhere πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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that annoying feeling when you wake up in the morning instead of dying in your sleep.
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@TomiLahren You're fake af.
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@Akademiks absolutely ZERO snitching. he got 7 months time served for nothing in exchange, when he was facing federal RICO charges (90+% conviction rate, 25+ yrs). nothing to see here.
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@TomiLahren If you're in your 20s, explain this....
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@_charlie_hunter @TomiLahren πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚look at all the triggered white people liking your tweet
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@YoelTIsrael @stats_feed i’ve actually never met bigger jokesters in my life than them
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@SportsCenter @EliasSports Stupid stat once again
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@yay_itsrai why do you need a meal that feeds 12 every time you go to chick fil a?
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@xbtGBH yeah… we need to stop pretending like his name isn’t literally β€œBet-David”
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@barrystantonGBP @KassyDillon it’s anti-semitic to say march 24, 1933 came before september 1, 1939
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@TabisBack It’s like we showing off PokΓ©mon cards πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Damn... my doctor said I'm showing signs of a reptile this function
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@TomiLahren You're embarrassing yourself, TapatΓ­o.
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@TomiLahren You're from South Dakota.....
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@annehelen Why are people going out of their way to make the worst possible person THE champion for their cause?
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@MomsPostingLs you would think single moms done went to iraq & served their country with the way they act like it’s some sort of badge of honor
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@guwop 5 years of talking??
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@ScuderiaFerrari Lamborghini started out as a tractor company; now Ferrari 🀑🀑 is the one making tractors
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@wallahi Y'all a year old and don't got real estate investments? Y'all not trading stocks 😳.....?? 😭😭😭😭 catch up you broke boiis
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@SpatelBTC @coffeebreak_YT @LoganPaul @gofundme i believe he has insurance for this type of thing
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@H8UHOES Lmaoooo these bitches sound like these kids from Codename: Kids Next Door
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Tomi Lahren is a clown 🀑 @TomiLahren
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@vuhsace Fit so fire πŸ”₯, I couldn't just take ONE pic 😀
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Lmaoooo who is responsible for this??
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@chrislhayes I’ve never seen cable news hosts have a backbone like this. Good job, Chris.
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@WorldStarFunny You're literally a fake WorldStar account....
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Remember @beatsbynav ? This is him now, feel old yet?
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@TheMindScourge @PaulSkallas actually physics is. closeβ€”but not pastβ€”the sound barrier is the worst air speed in terms of pretty much any metric you can think of lol
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@TomiLahren @Shopify So people protesting unconstitutional actions by their incompetent president makes them a snowflake??
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Cashmere outside, how bou dah?
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@ScuderiaFerrari Please, take the 2019 carβ€”not the 2020 clown 🀑 carβ€”to Mugello. I beg.
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@Rezenment @WORLDSTAR How loose do you want them?
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@RedPillSayian did he ask him about this ?
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Cuz someone gotta clean and vacuum before the men arrive ☺️
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NASA boss says first person on Mars will 'absolutely' be a woman
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jus got off the phone wit Jacob lawyer he might beat the caseπŸ™πŸ™πŸ™
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i just got woken up being hand cuffed by 15 police with guns pointed to me pinned to the ground. i'll explain later.
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@unplugfitX loll he just said a word bro
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@_z61 @FIFAWorldCup cuz Ronaldo is playing in another dimension
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@H8UHOES Lmaoooo bruh this nigga look like a Snorlax and he talkin' bout knocking niggas out πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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@KyleKulinski bro ever since you started shacking up with krystal you’ve had the most delayed videos and lazy takes… complacency at its finest
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This best explanation of football/soccer I’ve ever seen. Anyone who complains that it’s boring needs to see this video
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@brndxix no cherry picking in soccer. any player involved in the play has to be completely behind the defenders until the ball leaves the foot of the one passing it to the player. their entire body
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The Trump supporters are there y'all, they're just blending with the tarps because of the sheets they're wearing..
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How I'm arriving to prison with the other draft dodgers when Trump tries to draft me for WW3 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
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@ayeejuju just stick that shit in the air fryer. they come out good as new bro
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@TomiLahren according to Tammy, it's only free speech if you agree with her...
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@TomiLahren Yes, to protect my possessions from white crackheads.
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Me: Hi, how are you? White person:
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@skrongmeat_ just so you know, every race has been enslaved at some point in history sooooooo...
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@ayeejuju @Cobratate oh he grinding fr fr
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@upblissed they gon have to pay me another $50M just to make me stop
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@pikacap @litcapital Look at their subject lines 😭
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@MattLech You and Michael are some of the funniest people I’ve ever watched. Thanks for the countless laughs. Sorry for your loss.
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Damn.. he died πŸ˜”πŸ˜ͺ? I loved him in Space Jam πŸ€πŸ˜₯
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@tomaskenn Even the stock market knows it too
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@nandoodles when you went to the site, it showed you this, and clicked agree. then, you posted this tweet. what a shame. having integrity would do a lot for you
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@ItIsHoeMath when the hoe math becomes real math πŸ₯΄
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@guwop Your body count resets at the end of the year.
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"Al-Weeknd" "Ω†Ω‡Ψ§ΩŠΨ© Ψ§Ω„Ψ§Ψ³Ψ¨ΩˆΨΉ"
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@TayeSuave @spectatorindex you can’t be serious πŸ˜‚
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@JMill752 @TomiLahren You probably high-fived yourself when you came up with this tweet.
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@TomiLahren The Tapatío/Tsunami/Tonka curse..😳
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@krystalball They don’t care which way the election goes, as long as THEY can collect dividends from their stocks.
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@TaylorLorenz What the? You mean distancing themselves from a lying sociopath that is giving their brand attention they don’t want?
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@RedPillSayian i think more creators should show disdain for their fans. look at Nick JF; insulting his superchatters every night just gets him more money and avoids audience capture. these guys have been held hostage by the 30% broke, porn-addicted, bottom-of-the-barrel fans for a while now..
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even when pajeet is a billionaire, the white woman will remain a dream for pajeet
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Certified LOL πŸ˜‚
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@ScuderiaFerrari The car probably has less drag after crashing. The tire wall designed a better car than Ferrari
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This is how Liverpool fans welcome Mohamed Salah to their club?? Shameful!
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@ZherkaOfficial we walk on water.
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@suryasparrowOF @s8n beta is the guys who sub to an onlyfans
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@MattLech This and the Obama War on Christmas poem πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Imagine falling into a coma in May 2011 & waking up in 2017 to find LeBron James, D. Rose, D. Wade, & Kevin Love all on the same team.. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Equality.
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