there is a lotโa lot a lot a lotโto unpack in jkrโs new blog post but the simplest thing is the repeated claim that she is the MOST BANNED AUTHOR EVER battling against accusations of WRONGTHINK leveled at her by the establishment. she lives in a literal castle
i don't want to see any "ugh but it looks so good :(" posts or articles. no it doesn't they put timers for growing crafting materials in it. love yourself
jk rowling waking up and deciding โin this time of crisis i know what will help. i will temporarily not copyright strike teachersโ is easily ten times funnier than the celebs singing imagine
thinking about the special feature on the chamber of secrets dvd where a clearly pissed off coltrane says they didnโt have much for him to do in the movie when the film literally ends with every main character standing up and clapping for hagrid when he enters the room
jk rowling ma'am please now more than ever the world needs you to say some dumb shit about harry potter lore that pisses everyone off. to bring us together and heal
Some news: the Shack is on hiatus. Since finishing the books, life has caught up and we haven't had space to plan more. I'm so proud of what we made! We couldn't have done it without all of you. Maybe one day the houseboat will return, but for now... please read another book๐ฆ
this rocks because this happened the same day that the warnermedia ceo told investors that theyโre soooo excited to keep working with jowling kowling. almost like they donโt actually care about the problems and just want to not be yelled at
weโve been banging the drum re: jk rowling for years (along with many other people more tuned into her rhetoric) but i have to say itโs incredibly inspiring seeing normies, kpop stans, the bernard brethren, etc uniting to tell her to fuck off rn. get her ass
this looks and sounds like one of those fake zelda leaks people used to make to convince people the next game would be called "the legend of zelda: the darkness of the crystal's"
alright well if bloomsbury, scholastic, or warner bros try and make pride month posts or merch without dropping jkr from their business iโm going to need everyone to point and laugh at them
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hey gang! We're thrilled with the response to the Return of the Shack. We're back, but we will be brainstorming a new schedule, so please bear with us! we'll be starting Cursed Child in the new year, but we have something fun planned for the rest of December starting next week!๐ฆ
Here's everything we know:
โข Johnny Depp isn't the only actor who was replaced or left
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โข Massive re-shoots are required
โข Scheduling conflicts now exist with some of the actors' other work
โข Could be delayed to 2023
โข Pressure from WB to end the series
taking back everything nice i said about him in the movies and instead dedicating my life to making sure the only part anyone ever remembers about his performance is the stupid shot where heโs wearing the hoodie
Warner Bros. will "take a break" after the third Fantastic Beasts movie!
Longtime
#HarryPotter
and
#FantasticBeasts
director David Yates is attached to a new, non-JK Rowling, untitled film for the studio, precluding him from doing another Fantastic Beasts in the near future.
thank you everyone so much for your lovely comments and well wishes; i would fave them all if twitter wouldn't lock me out of the account. i wanna extend another huge thanks to all the fans, my cohost, and of course dobby (rip) (he died after 1v5ing the entire enemy team)
โThrough a combination of bad luck, casting choices gone wrong, creative shortfalls and diminishing box office returns,
#FantasticBeasts
has become a headache for Warner Bros.,โ writes
@rebeccaarubin
.
just a reminder that after completing our big book and movie journey weโre taking a well-earned break! ๐ฆ weโll be back soon, but weโve got to recharge before tackling the accursed child. as always a huge thanks to everyone for listening and supporting us on our evil book quest
I'm playing a way cooler game (the godfather: the game on original xbox where you can grab guys and shake the analog stick until they say okay okay take it easy wiseguy) instead of whatever came out today
having a Big Think about jk rowling writing a movie about how grindelwald was forced to act out because everyone was too mean to him and his followers right before deciding she was the most persecuted person on earth
If there's one silver lining to that awful op-ed it's that I hope everyone who spent the last month going oooooouuuuuh what if i was really sorry about it....would i be allowed to buy the game then....has a teensy bit of a tummy ache today
the game was funny enough with wb having to pretend the famous billionaire author doesn't exist, the call coming from inside the house is just absolutely perfect. WHOM could have foreseen
We did it!!! we made it through Deathly Hallows, a book much worse and far stranger than we remembered or could possibly imagine. Join us for a discussion on the epilogue, as well as the true responsibility of all podcasters: ranking stuff ๐ฆ
oooooh kreacher hates portugal the man, nasty little buzzband they are, fouling up my mistressโs prestigious indie blog with their caterwauling. kreacher wishes to give their album a 2.6, wonโt like that will they. kreacher knows the diy scene is well and truly dead mistress
i see that a certain infamous someone has been suspended from twitter and i am now doing ness earthbound style telekinesis in hopes that a certain author gets suspended too
reading this ubiquitous dumb argument and smiling thinking about the admiral in WWII who got so pissed off he stopped chasing a submarine to go have a sulk when he thought an encoded message was making fun of him