it’s cool that multiple companies have tried the “we’ve written a new license agreement that says you actually owe us a bunch of money right now” move this year. is there one guy moving from firm to firm suggesting this one or is this the new hotness in MBA classes generally
celebs tweeting ":(( pwease don't take cheesecake from the cheesecake factory... this isn't america" while there are videos of cops tazing people in cars and shooting rubber bullets into peoples' houses should, at the very least, have their new reply-limiting features revoked
me: yeah i've been drinking the zeros for so long the normal sodas taste weird to me
the cashier who is a guy from splatoon: bleemo wawao woomy bo beeby
only three days until we all have to sit through a fifteen minute cutscene of someone getting rusty nails hammered into their balls or something and we have to pretend it’s high art because there’s a late title card
reading old forums has been an incredible historical undertaking but by far the most haunting artifact i’ve found is this umineko-styled portrait of ayn rand someone has in their signature
the jedi game is good because it’s a return to the days when enemies would say “i sure hope nobody kills me right now” very loudly right before you walked into the room
imagine you're a peasant holding a spear on some ramparts and the last thing you see is this dip shit climbing a ladder and swinging a hammer at you. couldn't be me
tired of talking about it on here now but the internet archive stuff is a perfect encapsulation of the way we’re trained to hate poor people. multibillion$ pubs pay their authors scraps and then convince them that people reading for free are the reason why they’re paid scraps 🤪
the last of us would be a lot cooler if instead of the old guy there was like an elf dude and instead of ellie there was a like little weasel in your backpack who said one-liners and also you could double jump
getting paid 1000000000000000000 dollars to share my new business idea with mr. ceo: if every one of your customers gave us just one dollar, we could buy the world……..
i think the last couple of seasons snapped everyone out of the stupor but for a while it was in the conversation with The Greats but every season is completely bonkers. the show had a dedicated soundtrack leitmotif for whenever hispanic characters were on screen
a zoomer is the guy on the team who drives the cars and says "hold onto something" before flooring it. and a boomer is the cool demolitions expert who is a little weird and scary at first but deep down has a heart of gold. hope this helps
sekiro does the thing i love about bushido blade and for honor where it makes you think about how dangerous a sword actually is. also it has a grappling hook
2018 has been a great year for people inventing visual novels for the first time. i can’t wait to see who invents visual novels for the first time in 2019
everyone who gets really into scare quotes historical accuracy about medieval media thinks they would have been a king or knight and not one of those funny medieval peasant deaths like “strucke by a branch moste heavy” or “fell into a stream after a nighte of drinkeing”
i wouldn't exactly say i'm "pro piracy" because that's a loaded way of talking about the issue but every time nintendo or some other company shuts down a rom site it is surreal watching people my own age repeat the same arguments corporations made about tape recorders in the 90s
A car crashed into the second story of a building in Santa Ana, California, this morning. Officials say the vehicle hit the road's center divider and went airborne.
Photos via Orange County PIO
every rpg now has a quest where two npcs of the same gender stand 100 feet apart and one asks you to deliver something to the other one and the other one says :) thank you it was a gay present. and the game gets to coast on that as representation for the next 4 years
Internet Archive is ending its program of offering free, unrestricted copies of e-books because of a lawsuit from publishers, which said lending out books without compensation for authors or publishing houses was “willful mass copyright infringement”
(epilepsy warning also volume) misato at the noise show on the balcony with a 21+ hand stamp about to get a tap on the shoulder from security for holding her beer over the railing
finding out that the joker movie is somewhat autobiographical because someone told the director hangover 3 wasn't very good has been the one truly hilarious part of this dull news cycle