shreyasi @shreyxsi Twitter profile

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shreyasi

6 months

her: *gifts him beaut flowers, a cute little bento cake and a little card w a cute msg because gift giving is a love language* him: “you’re a victim of consumerism bb”

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

5 months

just a friendly reminder that while you hesitate to approach or make a move, someone else seizes the first mover advantage.. often it’s abt being in the right place at the right time & it’s not even funny how you’re losing out on someone incredible just bcz you’re scared

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3 months

wondering if therapists ever tell their clients “actually you’re the problem”

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5 months

must be fun being gods fav w your impeccably synced sleep schedule & consistent workouts & helthy eating habits & picture-perf love life & amaze work env & generous paychecks & being able to always find good parking spots & never having your phone battery drop below 50% &

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2 months

pradhan mantri post lunch powernap yojna

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@shreyxsi

4 months

women fall in love with men who they can outsource the thinking to, when they step out of the house

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

10 months

slowly getting into the habit of cooking elaborate meals only to gobble it all down in a few seconds.

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

4 months

fridays are for hopping + working from cafés

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

10 months

receiving flowers at workplace is the only kind of embarrassment I approve

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

3 months

beautiful rainy evening

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

10 months

Who is up for a Diwali party in Bangalore tomorrow(Sunday)? 🪔✨ Female energy is encouraged for a balanced gender ratio 🧘‍♀️ BYOB. There will be music, dancing, snacks, games, jello shots and more. (Limited capacity please dm; Location - Haralur/HSR)

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

18 days

how cute is my new setup tho!? the real productive pros know this is all you need actually

shreyasi

@shreyxsi

19 days

this whole “waking up late and staying in bed until i convince myself to treat myself to a high calorie third wave coffee order with a yummy cookie on the side” is not gonna end well for me

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

3 months

what’s the secret to being chronically online and also nailing the grind

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

11 months

Reminiscing over the past few days of festivities in Kolkata in its full glory. The elaborate themes & artistry of Durga pujo pandals in Kol is *chefs kiss*. The entire city is basically an art gallery you can’t get enough. Here’s a sneak peek from this year ~

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

5 months

no offence

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

2 months

one thing about me is i need to lie down and rest after everything. had a long day? need rest. binged a show? need rest. ate food? need rest. woke up from a nap? need rest. blinked twice? need rest. took a deep breath? need rest. basically love resting and planning my next rest.

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

4 months

why are men’s razors 10 rupaye and women’s razors 10 crore rupaye

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

3 months

multiple chicken dinners

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

6 months

in 1991 my parents had a simple registry marriage and a decked up reception party on their terrace for their fam/friends. no big desi wedding rituals. i’m kinda pleasantly surprised & proud of some of their life choices pfa: menu card for the guests since it was a sit-down meal

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6 months

North Indians spending crores on a wedding will forever be a culture shock to me

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

3 months

gm. keep the grind alive anon

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

4 months

bangalore being an absolute babe today ~ 5:30 am morning sky

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4 months

madras being an absolute babe today

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

2 months

man came through in his v first attempt. safe to say died and went to heaven.

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

3 months

women used to have kids at 24 now they date them and cry themselves to sleep

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3 months

men used to buy a house at 24 now they wonder if they need another monitor

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

4 months

if you’re looking for a gig at rippling, hmu for a referral

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4 months

hire 👏 your 👏 mutuals

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

2 months

retweeting your own tweets is like ahem excuse me i think you might’ve missed this total banger but dw i gotchu

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

5 months

as someone who has often been teased for having a ‘baby face’, im kinda glad now that i realise it’s actually a super power bec im only going to age better losers. kinda fun now when i get asked which school i go to. growing younger hotter wiser w each passing year ftw

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

9 months

now spinning ~

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

3 months

beautiful day to stfu and stay in

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

1 year

quick update - i’m now retired. i was tired yesterday. today i’m tired again.

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

5 months

kinda not surprised airchat died sooner than clubhouse

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

5 months

funny story - few yrs back, after being newly onboarded into this company, i got an email from the COO (who i hadn’t met in person yet) who mistook my profile pic for my nonexistent daughter’s. didn’t wanna embarrass him, so changed it. when he figured it out, we had a good laugh

shreyasi

@shreyxsi

5 months

as someone who has often been teased for having a ‘baby face’, im kinda glad now that i realise it’s actually a super power bec im only going to age better losers. kinda fun now when i get asked which school i go to. growing younger hotter wiser w each passing year ftw

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

10 months

diwali with anons 🪔✨

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

22 days

date idea: cozy up on the couch and solve the new yorker crossword together

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

5 months

i dont need a house help, i just need friends who will tell me once a week they’re coming over spontaneously leading me to panic clean the entire apartment

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

5 months

preparing a couple of sunny-side-ups w the ramen i whip up for you when you’re craving a late night snacc is my love language (also, if you’re lucky you might get some heart shaped seaweed garnish for a lil extra love)

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

25 days

why is everyone so surprised that hanumankind worked at goldman sachs, it literally defines the indian mindset of “degree le lo fir jo marzi kar lena”

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

5 months

do you ever just have such a good hang w your friends that leaves you feeling happier, funnier, inspired & makes you feel like this joke of a life is worth living? because same.

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

7 months

Anatomy of a Fall was one of the greatest films I’ve watched in recent times and this particular scene absolutely smashed! Safe to say I’m a Sandra Hüller fangirl now :))

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

4 months

whoever said taking care of plants is easy must be talking about the fake ones. taking care of plants require spending time w them. they need physical touch and patience to thrive. - says me, a seasoned plant killer with 20 days of hard-earned wisdom

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

4 months

men i trust bf 🫶 the marias gf

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

5 months

it’s funny how opening up about childhood trauma quickly turns into a “who had it worse” contest like oh you call yourself a winner? try and win the race to misery mf

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

6 months

Vasilis Marmatakis is the GOAT of movie posters any day. He’s the graphic designer behind all of the posters & titles for Yorgos Lanthimos's latest movies and he’s absolutely smashing it w his quirky whimsical beautiful work.

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

4 months

20 yr challenge // little one def won this round

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@Kulfei

4 months

omg found a pic of me at 13 and here's me a day before I turned 23 !!!! 10 yr challenge less gooo

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

5 months

@threepointone another fun fact is that these new emojis take up 7 char spaces on x as opposed to 2 char spaces the regular emojis do

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

26 days

from an employee hiding a phone camera in a third wave girls washroom dustbin to a volvo bus ramming through multiple vehicles in hebbal flyover, blr is getting more and more cooked w each passing day

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

4 months

artist and the art lmao

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

4 months

@yacineMTB relying on my mystical female intuition for everything is a feature not a bug

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

4 months

i’ve come to realise that in the long run i can’t be attracted to someone i don’t “believe” in (in terms of their aspirations or interests or talent). neither would i be with someone who didn’t treat me right, regardless of my belief in them. 1/

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

3 months

kaav

@kaavyya

3 months

personally my fav part about being close to engineers. their love language is building sweet digital products for you.

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

5 months

im shreyasi and this is my art✨

Enid @ OCT Komiket 🌸💖✨

@eniddin

5 months

I'm enid and this is my art 🌸🌿🍀

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@shreyxsi

3 months

pradhan mantri strong passport yojna

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

3 months

fake ass nice guy, i saw you playing the long game

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

3 months

ep 4: fridays are for need i say more

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

5 months

she’s a 10 but she thinks one meal a day is enough for her

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

1 year

Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments.

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

3 months

surprised to see ppl take interest in boardgames. if y’all are really actually seriously interested in a boardgame night, where we understand the rules and actually sit through a few hours to play a strategic yet super fun game (NOT catan ffs), dm me so we can plan one sometime

shreyasi

@shreyxsi

3 months

@thepurpledoe fun easy peasy social games- first contact, king of tokyo, dixit not super complex multiplayer games- cascadia, fort, carcassonne really fun 2 player games- targi, fungi, jaipur, watergate little more complex rules, strategic games- dune imperium, everdell, terraforming mars

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

5 months

if he’s not obsessed with you, it’s never gonna work anon

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

5 months

just started watching 3 body problem. really optimistic & invested already. if it turns out to be yet another started-gr8-but-eventually-plot-went-to-shit-nonsense imma have a 3 body problem fr (unrelated but had to pause and click this based binge night vibe)

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

2 months

my idea of fun is inviting people over and showing them my voodoo doll

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

2 months

lex in tx

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3 months

show me a picture of you from across the table looking pretty

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

5 months

lana del rey asked me to serve this pre-bday-bash lewk. quite literally feeling my summertime sadness era

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

4 months

why is it that you could be tossing and turning the whole night, yet as soon as the alarm rings you’re pulled into the deepest most comfortable sleep of your entire existence

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

3 months

women would be far too beautiful and powerful otherwise, so god gave them monthly blood rituals, searing cramps, hormonal acne, low iron and patriarchy—just to keep the universe from being completely overthrown.

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

22 days

had the most thrilling night of scheming, double-crossing and betrayal with the loveliest bunch of troublemakers at the blood on the clocktower game night. who knew stabbing friends in the back could be this much fun?! to more social deception nights lessgooo!!

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

5 months

great way to beat blr traffic is to manipulate yourself into thinking issa mini road trip. pack snacks, a good book, coffee, crank up the tunes and voila! an instant vacation.. in gridlock :))

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

10 months

Being obsessed with other people is not working for me. So moving forward, I’m only going to be self obsessed.

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

5 months

boardgame addicts literally anywhere

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

14 days

need has been fulfilled how cool is thiss!! love ppl who aid my obsessions <3

shreyasi

@shreyxsi

3 months

@BarbieXhausted need of the century is a hybrid film camera

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

4 months

today’s migraine is brought to you by bangalore’s real estate market that my nvidia employed brother is looking into

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

3 months

@thepurpledoe fun easy peasy social games- first contact, king of tokyo, dixit not super complex multiplayer games- cascadia, fort, carcassonne really fun 2 player games- targi, fungi, jaipur, watergate little more complex rules, strategic games- dune imperium, everdell, terraforming mars

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

4 months

don’t let your brain glorify the past or the future to the point that present feels shittier than it actually is

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

6 months

worked out for 2hrs w a gf which made me realise that all I need to stay consistent & turn my life around is a gym bud (& everyday to be a sunday) jokes aside, really do need to fix my lifestyle without getting overwhelmed about perfection. here’s to takin small meaningful steps

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

3 months

just a reminder that it’s cool as fuck to be nice and generous to others - me after rounding up the auto fare

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

5 months

took one of few decent flights in my lifetime, in the newly launched massive air india aircraft. gg experience overall -2 for the constant annoying public announcement interrupting the banger movie i was watching. plus the fact that nonveg was over by the time it reached me ofc.

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

2 months

@sighswoon having to learn things the hard way is overrated

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

4 months

is it weird that one of the biggest reasons i wanna go to california is so i can listen to this song while im touching down. sometimes all i do is think about this film.

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

3 months

as a swe from bangalore who does not obsessively post about tech/career, does that make me an unpatched anomaly or an optimized rarity?

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

5 months

@mrinininininini how did you manage to gather so many ppl under one roof on the same day at the same time that’s some superpower you need to let us in on

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

6 months

the real ones have the courage to play holi in white and also believe that “ye toh dhul jayega”

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

19 days

this whole “waking up late and staying in bed until i convince myself to treat myself to a high calorie third wave coffee order with a yummy cookie on the side” is not gonna end well for me

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

10 months

award for cuntiest dance moves goes to @ravoluzen ofc

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@ravoluzen

10 months

emcee @shreyxsi in the building y'all! amazing times last night!

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

3 months

sometimes the most difficult part of your job is to get your pulls reviewed by someone

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

3 months

fridays are for travelling an hour to work from a very tiny table in a packed café

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

4 months

its cringe but cute how we’re obsessed w something as simple as rain after a searing water deficient summer*

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

11 months

For the first time, I joined maa in performing Dhunuchi Naach on Vijayadashami :’)

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

3 months

hear a lot about how love is about choosing someone everyday love is work love is effort and what not when actually if you’re rly rly lucky, love is effortless and just pure joy. (ok maybe a little work sometimes but mostly joy)

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

3 months

glazed and back

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

3 months

ep3: fridays are for diet cokes, late lunches and v late rly-need-to-fucking-start-working-now epiphanies.

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

4 months

it’s gonna happen

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

4 months

follow me for more words of wisdom

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

3 months

what is your weapon of choice this szn

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

2 months

got princess treatment today (a very unnecessary golf cart ride from the street to the gate a total of 50m probably meant for the elderly or the immobile)

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

3 months

if the joy-to-effort ratio in anything you do isn’t greater than 1, you might want to rethink it.

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

11 months

After 1.5 years, back in WB for Durga Pujo. The infectious festive spirit in the air is something I’ve sorely missed. Amid the frenzy of last-minute Pujo shopping I can’t help but wonder if people took leave from work on a Monday at 6pm (the crowd could easily outdo a zara sale)

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

3 months

we’re soo back!! bear s3 lessgoooo

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

2 months

who’s gonna match my cringe is the real question

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

2 months

if you catch yourself thinking “maybe no one likes my shitposts maybe no one likes me”, pivot to “x algorithm is fucking w me & keeping me from reaching all the beautiful souls who are desperately waiting for my twt to make their day”

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shreyasi

@shreyxsi

5 months

@kaavyya blr reminding me of this particular banger a lot lately.