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@shizunologist
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2 years
if I don’t look at this picture every day I’ll die
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@shizunologist
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5 years
ashen wolves ost track leaked!
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@shizunologist
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HAPPY 1YR ANNIVERSARY TO SV DONGHUA SEASON 2 TRAILER!! 🥳🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
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@shizunologist
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you know what I appreciate about mxtx novels is that they all begin like “let me tell you about this little fucking weirdo”
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YOU are a creator of content meant for consumption. I am a conjurer of depraved fetish material meant to make 5 other people clap and bark like seals
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1 year
og trigun is a great lesson in how worldbuilding doesn’t need to be perfect… 100+ years after a fraction of humanity crashed on a new planet with only what they had on the ships and they still have Tabasco brand hot sauce and ceylon tea bc who cares. its funny
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@shizunologist
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2 years
wait I thought of another one
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Owen/Rocky! NEW ACCOUNT @butnonsense1
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What is the "You just had to be there." moment in fandoms you are in?
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@shizunologist
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3 years
starember every time she picks up a pen for a hualian illustration: i am going to create an au that is so horny
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@shizunologist
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2 years
One of the sluttiest sequences ever
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@shizunologist
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4 years
im very obsessed with this face of his
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@shizunologist
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4 years
tfw no binghe😔 tfw binghe!! 😍💕
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@shizunologist
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1 year
he entered the pussyverse face and tits first
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@shizunologist
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4 years
#mxtx edition 🤔✨
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@shizunologist
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1 year
Millions Knives has arrived at the #MetGala wearing a shroud made of millions of knives. He came to SLAY! The death count is at 86 and rising!
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vash looks so babygirl boyfriend moe in this outfit it makes me want to scream and cry and burst into flames
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@shizunologist
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2 years
this era of ranwan is so important to me 😭
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@shizunologist
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3 years
the karenification of mdzs fandom
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@shizunologist
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1 year
this is still such a wild thing to say to someone you've known for 12 minutes 🏳️‍🌈
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@shizunologist
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2 years
lrt is so important. 2ha is not dark for the sake of being dark or sexual for the sake of titillating… it’s complicated and sad and violent and heart wrenching but also full of powerful love and humanity and sexuality and the sheer rebellion of choosing kindness
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@shizunologist
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2 years
it’s been almost 8 months since sv s2 trailer
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@shizunologist
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3 years
me in ? years: the official English “translation” of volume 36 describes txj coming inside chu wanning a second time in one night, but the original novel CLEARLY states that it was the third time. what are you doing to prevent this in the future and where is my refund
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@shizunologist
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mdzs is “wei wuxian has died!!!” svsss is “look at this maidenless otaku ranting about a novel he read 6,666 chapters of” tgcf is “not THIS guy again”
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1 year
the producer was like “we never use the word villain when planning this show” and then gave knives a spooky giant piano surrounded by mummified corpses where he can play a chord that opens a TRAPDOOR that drops his brother in the juice
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@shizunologist
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6 years
keith and lance both having permanent reminders on their face of someone they loved but couldn’t have. im sorry.
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@shizunologist
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3 years
the composition of this… cwn being the only source of stability for txj and the way txj is unbelievably, addiction-level dependent on him despite the fucked up way he treats him
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I love how the beginning of 2ha is like “oh mo ran and chu wanning have a somewhat sordid history” and then later it’s like “they spent every single night tangled together for ten years, mo ran became so obsessed with cwn he started going to sleep with his dick still inside”
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@shizunologist
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2 years
ranwan be like why have a normal age gap when you can have multiple age gaps at once
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@shizunologist
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4 years
always remember it’s ok to ship things purely because you’re horny!
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4 years
felix is ALLEGEDLY given candy by a girl, which he doesn’t want, and instead of throwing it away, giving it to mercedes or annette who canonically like sweets or giving it to ingrid who likes food in general, he gives it to sylvain, who is hot
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@shizunologist
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5 years
fic author: sylvain bigged largely down the stairs. his big shoulders and chest were very broad. his hands were also large. overall, he was warm and big. me: thank,, you...
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I’m just so excited for hyx sponsorships like I want NOTHING more than for mo ran to look into cwn’s eyes and tell him that the only thing more refreshing than shizun’s face is the refreshing taste of Pepsi
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there’s nothing more iconic than ranwan meeting after 5 years apart and instead of a poignant reunion where they have all their clothes on it’s a slapstick hot spring hentai comedy where cwn loses his mind over the inherent eroticism of the male form
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1 year
“i can fix him” yeah well i can milk him
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“Who said you were more handsome than him? Who put their seal of approval on this? As penned by Airplane Shooting Towards The Sky himself, from heaven to hell, throughout every age known to man, there was none that could ever compare to Luo Binghe.”
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1 year
THE. WHAT
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3 years
imagine thinking hualian are a chaste wholesome pair that like only makes tender vanilla love on special occasions and not two crazy people obsessed with each other who role play and dress up and have wild marathon sex that causes injuries tht they can both magically recover from
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@shizunologist
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1 year
the level of Bastard that trimax wolfwood is on… here he is smiling warmly before pouring HOT SAUCE on a man’s wounds
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@shizunologist
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5 years
sylvain: got some secrets, don’t you! claude: hiding your feelings behind a facade, aren’t you! sylvain: claude: sylvain: claude: sylvain & claude simultaneously: do you like men
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5 years
please have an ancient pre-s7 meme
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4 years
mo ran: i am totally ok with not being chu wanning’s lover. i only want to be his bodyguard, butler, maid, personal stylist, personal chef, personal hand feeder, personal hand warmer, personal foot massager, furnitu
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@shizunologist
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3 years
because I know mine
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what’s THE mo ran moment for you
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MO RAN: [record scratch] yeah, that’s me. dying and waking up in bed with a prostitute I used to sleep with when I was 15 🤪 Here’s my love interest 🥺 and here is my nemesis 😡. I already know everything about this world and everyone in it, expert mode let’s goooo! 😆😆😆
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@shizunologist
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txj my bro what would you even DO with multiple chu wannings… you only have one absolute unit
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@shizunologist
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i can't believe like last week ppl were arguing about the morality of xie lian doing sex... why in the hell would you ever want to deny him this
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@shizunologist
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5 years
[morpheus voice] what if I told you... there was already a character that acted like an annoying sibling towards keith
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4 years
manipulate: mo ran 0.5 mansplain: mo ran 1.0 malewife: mo ran 2.0
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3 years
the 2ha experience
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ranwan going to town for errands or dinner and any time someone addresses chu wanning with a question or comment mo ran answers for him. the locals assume this immortal-looking person is too lofty to speak to them directly but actually he lost his voice from deepthroat training
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@shizunologist
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6 years
ah sheith my favorite ship, keith the 21 year old minor and shiro the 25-27 year old senior citizen
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6 years
if shiro married keith you bet your ass he would have traveled the stars with him, feeling blessed every day to be able to make a difference in peoples lives while admiring this beautiful man who’s grown to be so much more than the lonely kid he met all those years ago.
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@shizunologist
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3 years
mo ran and xue meng
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WOW I DID NOT NOTICE THEY HAVE EACH OTHERS COLORS ON THE CHEEK 😭😭😭😭💕💕💕💕💕
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GO CRAZY AAGO STUPID AAAAAA GO CRAZY AAAA GO STUPID.AAAA
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you’ll take WHAT out of his WHAT WHEN?!?!
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just a random reminder to showrunners and directors and whoever that there’s a super easy way to answer questions about a fictional character’s sexuality/relationships. please take notes you all are failing class
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@shizunologist
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6 years
james probably goes to bed at 8pm
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5 years
shiro when keith shows up out of the blue looking older and way sexier and everyone’s yelling
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keith’s dna 🔪   😾 🔪 😾   😾 😾 🔪 😾  🔪 😾  🔪 😾  🔪 😾 🔪 😾 🔪   🔪  🔪 😾 🔪  😾 🔪  😾 🔪   😾 🔪  😾  🔪 😾 😾 😾 🔪
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6 years
who the fuck wants to read a comic about lance and his depression farm and shiro retired at 27 with background character 3A that no one fucking cares about lmao
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6 years
we talk about his look of gay shock but we don't talk enough about this extremely tender look that follows
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oops I dropped my 💕💕❤️🔥 🖤❤️ 𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖 for ❤️ ✨🖤 🚀🖤 ❤️ 🚀 💥❤️ 🖤🌶 𝕊ℍ𝔼𝕀𝕋ℍ 🖤✨ 💥 🌑 all over ✨ 🔥❤️ 🌹 ❤️🖤 🌶✨🖤❤️ 🚀 🌹🌑 ah geez 🔥🖤❤️💥 🌹🌑 ❤️💥 🖤 🔥🌑🌶🔥🖤🌶 what a mess haha ❤️🖤✨ 💋 🖤❤️✨ 🌹💥🖤❤️✨🔥🌑🌹✨❤️🖤💥💕💕
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sylvain handing you a disinfectant wipe for your phone and your fingers touch but it's OK because you both practice CDC recommended handwashing guidelines
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6 years
“bucky barnes lookalike and his twinky bf” will never beat “lil emo twink boy buss it open for skunk lookin ass daddy”
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5 years
💰money spent on vld goods █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ official fan made
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4 years
I cannot express how horny it is that throughout the story of ranwan’s relationship, from platonic to slow burn romantic, mo ran is secretly intimately aware of every inch of cwn’s body, the size of his mouth, what turns him on and how he looks when he’s being utterly fucked out
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shiro seeing keith command the black lion out of sheer will to save him: I’m gonna marry him shiro seeing keith fight 37 elite alien warriors: I’m gonna marry him shiro seeing keith jump 900ft out of his lion to kill Sendak: I’m gonna marry him shiro seeing keith: I’m gonna ma
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3 years
play with your food binghe you’re doing great 😭
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get you a man that can do both
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what's THE chu wanning moment for you
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6 years
I’m in tears at jds’s comment on ryu’s last shiro drawing on instagram
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5 years
deserved better: allura, shiro, keith, coran, romelle, lotor, hunk, lance, keiths dad, thace, ulaz, antok, narti, ryner, rover, rolo, matt’s hair deserved worse: honerva
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just remembered that in japanese keith addresses shiro with a softer “you” pronoun than the rest of the team
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6 years
please realize we’re equally as pissed at the shallow rep in the epilogue as we are at the rest of the season being flatly yet inscrutably written, poorly paced, with beloved characters and relationships we don’t recognize anymore and tired, stale & harmful storytelling decisions
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idk who needs to hear this but 😌
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keith after a good day: smooches shiro on the lips keith after a so-so day: same but fondles the titty a bit keith after a rough day: face first into the titties keith after a terrible day: sticks his whole head up shiros shirt and bites
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2 years
mo ran: no one needs to know I HATE chu wanning. they just need to know that they are not allowed to so much as breathe near him. it’s simple
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He loathed Chu Wanning, but that was between the two of them. Be it the past life or this one, on pain of death, he absolutely will not allow anyone other than himself to touch so much as a hair on Chu Wanning.
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romance and marriage are always portrayed as the PINNACLE of m/f relationships in stories but when two men are intimate suddenly Being Bros is actually So Much Deeper than romance like their Bro Status is just like So Strong and Powerful it’s like More than Romance right?
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honestly I’m so delighted by the renaissance the word yaoi is having on my little corner of the English speaking internet. it used to be kind of a dirty word out here. I love the unseriousness of it all bc yaoi is, at its core, unserious. Nature is healing… pass the yaoi
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6 years
you ever fuck around and write the most sweeping, epic m/m relationship of the modern era completely by accident
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3 years
which danmei guy would consistently say “make love” and why is it luo binghe
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they had to have shiro in the green lion for that scene where they're all waking up bc if they even implied that at any point shiro and keith slept in the same lion they'd be responsible for hundreds of sheith shipper soul ascension related deaths
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lol lmao 🤪
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5 years
remembering when an animal crossing blog reblogged a pocket camp post of mine and someone sent them an anon ask like “that person is a shaladin just so you know” and they were like “idk what the FUCK that means”
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1 year
PERSONALLY I think we need 3 seasons purely from a storytelling standpoint and not at all from a horny addiction standpoint
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4 years
time to remember buss it open for skunk looking ass daddy
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1 year
me seeing knives in early trigun stampede: lol can he please take that silly bathrobe off me seeing knives in late trigun stampede: PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON YOU HARLOT
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3 years
congrats to this not plot relevant but cute as hell donghua only wangxian btw
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I kinda like that better than Meryl seeing a FLOWER and being like what the fuck is that
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honestly imagine being cwn and dying to save the disciple youre in love with, he comes to the underworld to heroically save you, you go to sleep and when you wake up you run into him butt naked and looking 500x hotter I am surprised he didn’t just pass out & die again on the spot
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5 years
how were we supposed to NOT ship sheith when they were introduced Like That
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6 years
underrated moment!!!
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I have so many but this is a rly good one that I haven’t seen yet...
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random really pretty background keith in handcuffs
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unpopular opinion... shiro doesn’t actually like when ppl call him takashi... so keith only uses it when he’s mad at him... and full name style like “takashi shirogane the dishwasher is empty, if you put your cereal bowl in the sink so help me-
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underrated expressions from the feud
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literally all of shiros lines were like attention coalition forces igf atlas will be at the rendezvous point in 3 doboshes adjust heading to 2.768 and increase shield levels 36% bridge team I need an update on our weapons systems we need more power to the main thrusters we m
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@EugeneLeeYang All 7 seasons of it are incredible! Shame they never made a season 8
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