og trigun is a great lesson in how worldbuilding doesn’t need to be perfect… 100+ years after a fraction of humanity crashed on a new planet with only what they had on the ships and they still have Tabasco brand hot sauce and ceylon tea bc who cares. its funny
lrt is so important. 2ha is not dark for the sake of being dark or sexual for the sake of titillating… it’s complicated and sad and violent and heart wrenching but also full of powerful love and humanity and sexuality and the sheer rebellion of choosing kindness
me in ? years: the official English “translation” of volume 36 describes txj coming inside chu wanning a second time in one night, but the original novel CLEARLY states that it was the third time. what are you doing to prevent this in the future and where is my refund
the producer was like “we never use the word villain when planning this show” and then gave knives a spooky giant piano surrounded by mummified corpses where he can play a chord that opens a TRAPDOOR that drops his brother in the juice
the composition of this… cwn being the only source of stability for txj and the way txj is unbelievably, addiction-level dependent on him despite the fucked up way he treats him
I love how the beginning of 2ha is like “oh mo ran and chu wanning have a somewhat sordid history” and then later it’s like “they spent every single night tangled together for ten years, mo ran became so obsessed with cwn he started going to sleep with his dick still inside”
felix is ALLEGEDLY given candy by a girl, which he doesn’t want, and instead of throwing it away, giving it to mercedes or annette who canonically like sweets or giving it to ingrid who likes food in general, he gives it to sylvain, who is hot
fic author: sylvain bigged largely down the stairs. his big shoulders and chest were very broad. his hands were also large. overall, he was warm and big.
me: thank,, you...
I’m just so excited for hyx sponsorships like I want NOTHING more than for mo ran to look into cwn’s eyes and tell him that the only thing more refreshing than shizun’s face is the refreshing taste of Pepsi
there’s nothing more iconic than ranwan meeting after 5 years apart and instead of a poignant reunion where they have all their clothes on it’s a slapstick hot spring hentai comedy where cwn loses his mind over the inherent eroticism of the male form
“Who said you were more handsome than him?
Who put their seal of approval on this?
As penned by Airplane Shooting Towards The Sky himself, from heaven to hell, throughout every age known to man, there was none that could ever compare to Luo Binghe.”
imagine thinking hualian are a chaste wholesome pair that like only makes tender vanilla love on special occasions and not two crazy people obsessed with each other who role play and dress up and have wild marathon sex that causes injuries tht they can both magically recover from
sylvain: got some secrets, don’t you!
claude: hiding your feelings behind a facade, aren’t you!
sylvain:
claude:
sylvain:
claude:
sylvain & claude simultaneously: do you like men
mo ran: i am totally ok with not being chu wanning’s lover. i only want to be his bodyguard, butler, maid, personal stylist, personal chef, personal hand feeder, personal hand warmer, personal foot massager, furnitu
MO RAN: [record scratch] yeah, that’s me. dying and waking up in bed with a prostitute I used to sleep with when I was 15 🤪 Here’s my love interest 🥺 and here is my nemesis 😡. I already know everything about this world and everyone in it, expert mode let’s goooo! 😆😆😆
ranwan going to town for errands or dinner and any time someone addresses chu wanning with a question or comment mo ran answers for him. the locals assume this immortal-looking person is too lofty to speak to them directly but actually he lost his voice from deepthroat training
if shiro married keith you bet your ass he would have traveled the stars with him, feeling blessed every day to be able to make a difference in peoples lives while admiring this beautiful man who’s grown to be so much more than the lonely kid he met all those years ago.
just a random reminder to showrunners and directors and whoever that there’s a super easy way to answer questions about a fictional character’s sexuality/relationships. please take notes you all are failing class
who the fuck wants to read a comic about lance and his depression farm and shiro retired at 27 with background character 3A that no one fucking cares about lmao
sylvain handing you a disinfectant wipe for your phone and your fingers touch but it's OK because you both practice CDC recommended handwashing guidelines
I cannot express how horny it is that throughout the story of ranwan’s relationship, from platonic to slow burn romantic, mo ran is secretly intimately aware of every inch of cwn’s body, the size of his mouth, what turns him on and how he looks when he’s being utterly fucked out
shiro seeing keith command the black lion out of sheer will to save him: I’m gonna marry him
shiro seeing keith fight 37 elite alien warriors: I’m gonna marry him
shiro seeing keith jump 900ft out of his lion to kill Sendak: I’m gonna marry him
shiro seeing keith: I’m gonna ma
please realize we’re equally as pissed at the shallow rep in the epilogue as we are at the rest of the season being flatly yet inscrutably written, poorly paced, with beloved characters and relationships we don’t recognize anymore and tired, stale & harmful storytelling decisions
keith after a good day: smooches shiro on the lips
keith after a so-so day: same but fondles the titty a bit
keith after a rough day: face first into the titties
keith after a terrible day: sticks his whole head up shiros shirt and bites
He loathed Chu Wanning, but that was between the two of them. Be it the past life or this one, on pain of death, he absolutely will not allow anyone other than himself to touch so much as a hair on Chu Wanning.
romance and marriage are always portrayed as the PINNACLE of m/f relationships in stories but when two men are intimate suddenly Being Bros is actually So Much Deeper than romance like their Bro Status is just like So Strong and Powerful it’s like More than Romance right?
honestly I’m so delighted by the renaissance the word yaoi is having on my little corner of the English speaking internet. it used to be kind of a dirty word out here. I love the unseriousness of it all bc yaoi is, at its core, unserious. Nature is healing… pass the yaoi
they had to have shiro in the green lion for that scene where they're all waking up bc if they even implied that at any point shiro and keith slept in the same lion they'd be responsible for hundreds of sheith shipper soul ascension related deaths
remembering when an animal crossing blog reblogged a pocket camp post of mine and someone sent them an anon ask like “that person is a shaladin just so you know” and they were like “idk what the FUCK that means”
me seeing knives in early trigun stampede: lol can he please take that silly bathrobe off
me seeing knives in late trigun stampede: PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON YOU HARLOT
honestly imagine being cwn and dying to save the disciple youre in love with, he comes to the underworld to heroically save you, you go to sleep and when you wake up you run into him butt naked and looking 500x hotter I am surprised he didn’t just pass out & die again on the spot
unpopular opinion... shiro doesn’t actually like when ppl call him takashi... so keith only uses it when he’s mad at him... and full name style like “takashi shirogane the dishwasher is empty, if you put your cereal bowl in the sink so help me-
literally all of shiros lines were like attention coalition forces igf atlas will be at the rendezvous point in 3 doboshes adjust heading to 2.768 and increase shield levels 36% bridge team I need an update on our weapons systems we need more power to the main thrusters we m