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west coast goose 🦝

@shiref0lk

8 months

Let’s fuckin gooooo 🫡

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@shiref0lk

5 years

A cool DAD? How fucking old am I

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5 years

wait am i old

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4 years

Got a movement notification from the baby cam and thought “that’s weird Em is with Matt” so I checked it anyway and—

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5 years

Yes, we are. This isn’t cute or about empowerment. Idc what size you are or who you are. This is disgusting and trashy. And you’re an ADULT? Giant fucking yikes.

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5 years

YALL SICK OF ME YET?! #ASSCHELLA

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9 months

@mdwstdietcoke With full disrespect that “new” version looks fucking terrible as hell. It’s SO bland and SO sad and nothing stands out. Let kids have color and vibrancy oh my gOD

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5 years

When are girls gonna stop bulk buying Starbucks seasonal cups and selling them for $80 like assholes so the people who actually want them can buy them at their regular damn price. 🥴 Stick to being greedy over your Rae Dunn, MacKynnleighAnne.

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5 years

Is it even possible to wash your face without getting water all over yourself and the sink? Like am I just dumb or is this one of those things we all struggle with but no one ever talks about

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5 years

@hailsssss97 @ASaylorsMouth I don’t even have to read his texts to know he is in the right for whatever he said because WHO LEAVES A 5 YEAR OLD ALONE FOR AN HOUR AND WITH THE OVEN ON. This person does not need to have children idc idc

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4 years

@mamaxbea If you ever see my nipples through my shirt, just know, you’re welcome.

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4 years

@jasminericegirl @KINGAALYCE I married a man when women out here lookin like this? Played myself

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5 years

@tiredbbymama “I was scared it would mess up our co-parenting” PRIORITIES. This is pure and wholesome 🥺

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5 years

Good things come to those who wait. And wait. A n d w a i t. 🥰

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@shiref0lk

4 months

Hell yeah I want my beer delivered by tiny train

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guys will see shit like this and be like hell yeah

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6 years

@brianneholthaus OKAY BUT HOW WAS THE DATE

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5 years

Even though I can clearly see the feet my brain immediately saw this before clicking on it and thought “giant egg”

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4 years

So when will we finally stop making stupid shirts like this for girls? I’m TIRED. 🙄

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4 years

@deestiv @PatrioticLovers My brother and I were sooo picky growing up and it took me a long time to realize it was 100% because my dad is extremely picky and rarely cooked real food for us. I learned to cook young but only the things he liked and even that didn’t come with much seasoning/adventure. As an

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4 years

I can’t even believe I read that

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4 years

A “pet fee” that isn’t a “pet deposit” is the biggest scam I’ve ever heard of. Because it doesn’t go towards any damages possibly incurred by pets. It’s literally just “oh you have pets? Pay us hundreds of extra dollars just because they exist”. A fucking ✨scam✨

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4 months

*Shania Twain voice*: “let’s go girls! 😎”

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2 years

Y’all need to stop starving your children because they don’t want to eat what you’re eating oh my god.

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5 years

@IAmIronMan_3000 @stiinkycat I was expecting Clapton, Meatloaf, Sabbath, AC/DC..

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3 years

GUYS THEY STILL HAD A FEW SIZES AT MY TARGET!!!! 😍

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4 months

Imagine being so fucking fragile you’re mad about BIRTH CONTROL. Whole idiot out here just shaking because of safety 💀😭 girl go to therapy.

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8 months

Y’all can I say somethin..

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Jeremy Allen White is iconic in Calvin Klein Underwear. designed in New York City.

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3 years

The feminine urge to move to a cottage deep in the woods and only venture into town when absolutely necessary so the townsfolk make up stories about you being a witch.

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2 years

What’s your fave gym leggings that aren’t lulu because I will never spend $100 on a single pair of pants.

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6 months

Having more than one brain cell is stopping me because this looks terrible and is fucking dumb as hell

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6 months

There is nothing stopping you from getting heart freckles tattooed on your face this weekend.

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4 months

Random dudes in my DMs be like

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1 year

Ily bbs 🥹🫶🏻

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3 years

No dick in the universe is good enough to make me join Handmaid’s tale Twitter

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3 years

SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME THEY ARE JOKING. submit to?????? You vowed to submit to your husband???? Are Christian women ok? How do they not see how ridiculous this is???

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5 years

Baby Wilbourn is a girl!!! 🌸💖

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10 days

@HarmonysMelody_ Hear me out: free yourself from the shackles of men that don’t actually like women. If you’re not a team now, you won’t be later.

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4 years

Y’all still have photos of your ex????

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4 years

It’s nearly summer so this is your PSA to NOT SHAVE YOUR DOUBLE COATED DOGS. They are insulated and protected from sunburn. They aren’t too hot because of their hair. Don’t mess their coat up because you feel inconvenienced by the amount of shedding. DO NOT SHAVE THEM.

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7 months

Men, what is stopping you from looking like this?

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4 years

How it started How it’s going

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@shiref0lk

5 years

Emily Angel. 🤍 01.26.2020 7 lbs. 19” long. You’ve got your daddy wrapped around every tiny finger already.

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4 years

I’m white but I’m not THIS white

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3 years

@NupeyKollins The amount of people in the comments like “BuT wHy IsNt ThE mAn DoInG iT?” She clearly has a handle on it so I guess the kids can be tended to, food can be made, chores can be done, etc. Whatever else needs doing. The toxicity, whew lmao

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4 years

I just saw a woman pull over, get her crying infant from the back, get back into her driver seat with the baby, and drive off???? WHY DO PEOPLE THINK THIS IS EVER OKAY.

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4 months

“NoT aLl MeN” you’re right. Aragorn, son of Arathorn, King of Gondor would never.

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4 years

Taking my milso duties v seriously. Emily seems to be the only one excited for daddy to do drill

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4 months

Thought this was off-brand Jennifer’s Body for a sec

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madison beer’s music video for ‘make you mine’

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5 years

We got to see baby for the first time today and in 9.5 years together, I have never seen my husband look happy the way he did when he saw our baby.

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3 years

Taking your eyes off your toddler for 2 seconds:

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4 years

A story in 4 parts

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5 years

Imagine thinking a first time mom is an entitled asshole for being tired post-delivery and expressing that she wished someone warned her she’d be super exhausted but unable to sleep. Biiiig fuckin yikes.

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5 years

Things I know about buying a house: 1. 2. 3. ???? 4. Money?? 5.

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6 years

If anyone on Fort Campbell lost their horse today, I found him.

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5 years

So when is this dumb bitch gonna get registered as a sex offender?

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4 years

Change of plans! In typical military fashion: the first (several) plans are never the ones that stick. Sorry Missouri, looks like we’re headed to Georgia instead. 🍑🚚

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4 years

@deestiv @PatrioticLovers adult now I LOOOVE so much food and trying new spices, flavors, and combinations. And I hate that I feel like I wasted so much time as a kid thinking all this food was gross 😂 can’t wait to make ALL THE FOODS for Em.

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5 years

Imagine having a child with a man you’re worried is being inappropriate with your own child??? Y’all need HELP.

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1 year

I’m literally SO GLAD you won’t be getting certified then 🥰 bigots like you who are afraid of inclusion and caring about people should never work in a field like that. The only thing being inclusive hurts are the worms in your brain.

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I need to take a breastfeeding class to finish my doula cert requirements but all of them are like “breast/chest feeding class!!! Body feeding!!! LGBTQ+ Inclusion!!!” And it’s so gross and annoying I’m not spending money on it

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3 years

Y’all give your kids JUICE? My kid only deserves the best. We drink iced coffee ONLY. 😤 Start ‘em young.

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3 years

Ok I’m gonna admit it guys. I’m a Bluey mom. Exclusively.

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5 years

@SiulFigueroa @RedLionPrince @someblackg @yahitsgenny @vulpixies @MarioSniper01 @brookehouts Athena supports this thread

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3 years

Who is sheeee 😌✨

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3 years

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5 years

Set her down for tummy time and all she wants is to watch the dog.

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6 years

Lmao this is gonna come as a shock for you but there are a lot of career fields that required you to study various things about children. No one requires any child education to be a mom UNFORTUNATELY. Pushing one out doesn’t make you an expert. Thx for coming to my TED talk.

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I’m so sick of people ‘discussing’ topics they have no clue about. If you don’t have a child don’t make up your mind about what a child should act or be like just really shut the fuck up please and thanks.

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5 years

Happy (pet) Mother’s Day we rescued a puppy. She’s a little beagle/blue heeler mix. We have no idea what to call her yet. 🐶

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2 years

Some of y’all are not a safe space for your friends and it shows. 0/10

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5 years

Detox teas are stupid your body literally has an entire organ meant for detoxing your body. Stop poinsoning it 6 nights a week and let it do its job.

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5 years

Unpopular opinion: organ edition

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4 years

Can this be considered child abuse

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4 years

White people stop giving your children embarrassing names challenge

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3 years

Bro this was the updated version. I’m older.

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@shiref0lk

4 years

Tired of these fucking fake s*gar d*ddies in my DMs. Just venmo me that $500/week you wanna talk about so badly and leave me the hell alone, damn.

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6 years

Can y’all imagine actually looking like this omfg 😍

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4 years

Here’s your Sunday reminder that postpartum rage is real & you’re not a bad mom if you’re struggling with your temper, outbursts, & controlling your emotions for things that normally wouldn’t bother you. It’s okay. Parenthood is hard. Take a deep breath. You’re doing a great job.

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3 years

Y’all bullied a mom off Twitter because no one tagged you in some imaginary shit? I WONDER WHY. It’s not because it’s a popularity contest, it’s because clearly you’re insecure and you’re acting like trash. Look inwards and at the relationships YOU are fostering. Embarrassing.

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4 years

Twitter detectives @/bretttm12 someone find this dude’s wife and tell her she deserves better.

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4 years

Gentle parenting is great until you end up on the cuss words and shouting end of the spectrum because you’re still a human being with your own feelings, frustrations, and limitations.

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3 years

So if Texas lawmakers are forcing women to carry unwanted pregnancies because “it’s a baby at 6 weeks” then child support starts at 6 weeks right? “Women have to be held accountable.” It takes two. Hold men accountable then. Let’s fucking go.

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3 years

I can’t believe men think going to work and coming home is harder than doing literally everything else 24/7. The male ego is so fragile, needing to feel important for doing the bare minimum.

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3 years

Abso-fuckin-lutely. I have my kid’s back til I die, idc if she’s a whole ass adult with her own place. If she needs help and esp if I have a mini Costco in my house? I’ll help her load her car up.

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3 years

So because I’m not a parent this pisses me off, parents y’all ok with your kids doing this??

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3 years

@raechlynn Inside? I strap mine to the roof like a Christmas tree so I can enjoy alone time inside and also enjoy the extra room to myself. 😌

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4 years

1000 more pictures of my kid nobody asked for sorry not sorry

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3 years

@onebagpoi There are literally people saying “wait but was there a sign?” There shouldn’t even need to be. It’s literally common sense. Don’t go around putting your hands on wildlife, especially large wildlife. Obviously.

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4 years

@_verr_ @baimcpher She doesn’t have one 🥰

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8 months

Ladies, is it inappropriate to be literally fully dressed in long pants and a long-sleeve sweater that is not low cut?

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This seems like a wholly inappropriate outfit for teachers. Don’t they have dress codes?

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4 years

How similar are we? 10% I 10% Don’t 10% Even 10% Know 10% What 10% The 10% Fuck 10% I’m 10% Doing 10% ????

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4 years

Ok but the COLOR on these bad boys. Summer vibe, is that you?

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5 years

It’s a lot easier to preach pro-life when you’ll never have to worry about your reproductive rights being controlled by anyone but yourself send tweet

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6 years

@DarlinSincerest @FitRN24 Vicious terrifying creatures for sure

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4 years

@_kdm98 @the21psychonaut @StephenCyrano22 @EthanEllsworth @Not_JaceCollins @lalarhaine @Statton95 And we can’t adequately say what the rate is because we aren’t testing everyone.

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3 years

Reminder that B&BW candles are toxic and full of carcinogens. For your literal health, and because it’s just better, support small businesses that sell soy or other vegan wax candles! RT to actually save a life! 🤗

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Bath & Body Works $9.95 candle days this year are Dec 3rd-5th. RT to save a life🤗

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3 years

Emily was born with a hemangioma (strawberry birthmark) on her back, so now we both have a strawberry on us forever. 🥰🍓 My berry sweet baby.

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5 years

1 week ago: the morning of my last day as a pregnant lady. Last bump pic at 39w+5. Less than 24 hours after waking up, I got to meet my baby girl. I can’t believe I made a perfect little doll in this watermelon belly.

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3 years

@marcus_galarza @maryxwetzel You literally work in prison

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3 years

How do y’all just have photos from high school readily accessible? I graduated in 2009 and I have like 2 photos from then at the end of the year, maybe.

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@wingedchipmunk I would climb that man like a tree and cling to him like a koala. I would build him a shrine and worship at it.

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5 years

Bro if you ask me where I got something from I’ll draw you a map and probably find you a coupon and tell you what rack it was on tf? Can’t stand a “I hate being copied” ass bitch. So what, you bought every one of them in the whole store so the girls in your town can’t “copy” you?

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4 years

If it fits, it ships. Who want her?

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4 years

Imagine having all that money and wasting it on this instead of just buying a fucking filter for your sink if you’re that worried about your drinking water.

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Sorry, no Dasani in this house 🧊

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4 years

@momstrosityy I can’t imagine inviting someone with dietary preferences/allergies to my house & then not cooking them something that is 100% okay for them to eat??? Anytime someone is coming over I always ask if they have allergies or just preferences so I don’t make something they don’t like.

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7 months

Absolutely not I wanna look like I could swing on a mf effortlessly for breathing in my direction unwarranted

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Girls just want one thing and it’s thin arms.

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3 years

Love the part of toddlerhood where they get so overwhelmed by wanting somethin (drink, sleep, etc.) that they can’t help but scream & cry even when you try & give it to them until they’ve wound down & by love I mean it makes me wanna launch myself face 1st out the upstairs window

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10 weeks today and still so teeny tiny

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