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@thenoasletter

3 months

this isn’t an insult but billie eilish looks like she would sit next to you in tenth grade algebra and never have her own pencil

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liking kamala memes but in a way that utilizes critical thinking. i know they’re propaganda but im still laughing. b

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i like that sabrina carpenter is a horny little polly pocket, the rest of you are boring

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7 months

this is an insane way to announce your divorce

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@thenoasletter

1 year

mila kunis and ashton kutcher writing letters in support of danny masterson is fucking unconscionable

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@thenoasletter

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the wife is dead by the way. the reason she couldn’t give him children was because she was dying of terminal cancer and he was standing on the wall sulking about the sex of the embryos

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@evemmore

9 days

this is weird #tome

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@thenoasletter

4 months

do you think the regular readers of carrie bradshaw’s column were opening it like “goddamn she’s back with this motherfucker?”

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@thenoasletter

11 months

i didn’t watch this the first one hundred times it’s on my timeline but ??? spray paint on a toddler toy? they put everything in their mouths!

kerensa 🤍

@mdwstdietcoke

11 months

I know I’m not the most colorful person but can we stop making everything sad beige baby? That tree was perfectly fine and did not need to match her beige living room with her ornament-less tree.

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@thenoasletter

10 months

behind every bad bitch is a slightly offputting dog

eleanor

@dimestorepaglia

10 months

look at miss piggy’s pet dog

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@thenoasletter

1 year

my mom just said her “roman empire” is how the pioneer woman’s family owns all the land killers of the flower moon is about

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@thenoasletter

4 months

glen powell it’s okay you believed women don’t apologize king

Glen Powell

@glenpowell

4 months

Props to my little sister’s friend who told her this dating story…I’ve been telling this for years. I’m questioning my whole life now… False alarm. Back rubs are back.

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@thenoasletter

5 months

if you consider all the plotlines with this in mind his decisions make a lot more sense. like ryan murphy took out all the meth but left in everything else

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@Butterscotchx98

5 months

Also this

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@thenoasletter

2 years

@MilesKlee lol aubrey said she wants to play her as like a recent divorcee going to a spa resort and i need that

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@thenoasletter

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you think kamala isn’t sitting down with her popcorn and red wine for a little shondaland thursday? be so for real.

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@MONTYSHEPS

1 month

what is kamala harris’ plan to end greys anatomy?

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@thenoasletter

7 months

this being on march 17 is sooooooooo fucking funny. she wanted to go to coachella BAD

popculture

@notgwendalupe

7 months

4 years ago, vanessa hudgens gave her thoughts on the pandemic

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@thenoasletter

8 months

i can’t believe there are ten year olds on this earth hearing casual live before me.

CRN

@ChappellRoanNow

8 months

🚨| @ChappellRoan ’s official opening setlist for @OliviaRodrigo ’s “Guts World Tour”

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@thenoasletter

5 months

sabrina carpenter should have a bunch of short people in her next music video. quinta brunson. daniel radcliffe. jeremy allen white.

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@thenoasletter

2 months

ivy league university btw

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@unionnick

2 months

cornell students learning what a strike is rn

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@thenoasletter

5 months

glen powell is a texas boy which means loving beyonce is in his blood, i expect nothing less

𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚

@beyoncegarden

5 months

oh he's a stan i fear😭

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@thenoasletter

2 months

yeah and everyone discovered it one month ago. not me though stay safe

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@PopBase

2 months

1 year ago today, Chappell Roan released ‘HOT TO GO!’

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@thenoasletter

2 months

oh, paul mescal must’ve run away from her

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@newromantics02

2 months

gracie… GRACIE…

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@thenoasletter

8 months

we’re losing recipes the kids don’t know about samantha ronson

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@sedentarysecret

8 months

just found out lindsay lohan dated a butch in 2008/2009 this is life changing information

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@thenoasletter

19 days

i paid literally 300 dollars to see chappell today and like yeah i was sad but i got over it! what’s really important to me now is hyperanalyzing all of del water gap’s set to find out what happened between him and maggie rogers.

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@thenoasletter

2 years

jonathan groff reading lea michele the backlash from her new york times interview:

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@thenoasletter

9 months

i would love to see this because i think lady bird is the kind of girl who leaves her hometown with no intention of ever coming back, and then four years later not only is she back there but she’s also teaching at her high school

Film Updates

@FilmUpdates

9 months

Greta Gerwig reveals she wants to make 2 more films set in Sacramento and that she would be open to revisit Saoirse Ronan’s character in a sequel to ‘LADY BIRD.’ (Via @Lulamaybelle )

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@thenoasletter

8 months

imagine being the person in charge of explaining gary from veep to beyonce

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@thenoasletter

9 months

said megan’s flow was trash and then rhymed foot with foot three different times…

Pop Crave

@PopCrave

9 months

Nicki Minaj shares new music on Instagram live tonight: “Bad b*tch she like 6 foot, I call her big foot. The b*tch fell off, I said get up on your good foot”

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@thenoasletter

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obviously i had to look this woman up on tik tok and she claims that her baby doesn’t put things in her mouth. yeah, your kid skipped a developmentally appropriate behavior, i’m sure!

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@thenoasletter

7 months

is this a…wicked fabrication i see?

emma⟢🐈‍⬛

@cosmicoraline

7 months

TMZ reports that Twitter user ClubChalamet was arrested outside of Timothee Chalamet’s New York City apartment earlier this afternoon. ()

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@thenoasletter

10 months

i love her secret nicotine addiction she’s so funny

Taylor Swift Updates 🩶

@swifferupdates

10 months

📹| @taylorswift13 reacting to the ring gifted to her by @keleighteller

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@thenoasletter

7 months

@kennyroysgrammy sydney sweeney could play quinn fabray but dianna agron could not make four movies in a year

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4 months

people aren’t going to like to hear this but she has ascended him to sexy dilf levels previously unseen

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@thenoasletter

8 months

JOAN THEN JOAN NOW JOAN STILL

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@BwayGhostlight

8 months

Favorite fake musical from a movie/tv show that ISN'T from Smash. GO!

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@thenoasletter

11 months

just putting it out there that i would not do this bit if i had been credibly accused of cannibalism

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@ellomelissa

11 months

A little horrified by armie hammer’s return to insta

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2 months

chappell literally worked at a summer camp last year while promoting her album.

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omg it’s happening

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2 months

i want pommelhorse guy and anna delvey to have an unlikely friendship, akin to those instagram animal videos

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being a swiftie used to be embarrassing because of misogyny and kanye west fans and now it’s embarrassing because taylor’s friends are all losers and the ones who aren’t she doesn’t hang out with

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@thenoasletter

10 months

saved him from living with jax taylor

popcultureangel

@lohanisgod

10 months

fun fact: amanda bynes fought to get channing tatum casted in ‘she’s the man’, because he “wasn’t famous yet”. she told the director “this guy is a star, every girl will love him!”

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@thenoasletter

7 months

hearing the words “i’m addison shepherd and you must be the woman who’s screwing my husband” and deciding to name your baby after that woman is iconic i can’t tell a lie

emma

@pearbea1

7 months

my sister was named after a character that got introduced at the end of season one. she just tried on her prom dress.

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@thenoasletter

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@itsnotjess123 no she literally didn’t wait a minute. she heard coachella was canceled and was like “i can’t do this”

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@thenoasletter

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@Elle_Lo a man who is saying “which is fine” does not believe it to be fine!

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@pscwyers yep! he’s on a “one year since haley died” podcast tour, it seems.

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@thenoasletter

4 months

“she came out of nowhere” your queer friends have been listening since she was at the pink pony club i don’t know what to tell you

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@thenoasletter

5 months

is sydney sweeney the new alexandra daddario? (your boyfriend can name her but not a single other celebrity)

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@thenoasletter

11 months

now i’m down a rabbit hole and she opened her kid’s entire advent calendar? on november 30?

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@thenoasletter

1 year

WHY IS DEUXMOI ANON PLSING THE TITANIC SUBMARINE RESCUE EFFORTS WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE

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@thenoasletter

1 month

“wanting to put down roots” at 23…have you tried getting high and binge watching vanderpump rules instead?

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@akafacehots

2 months

This is what most of Gen Z is feeling.

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@thenoasletter

7 months

wow you guys REALLY wanna fuck isla fisher.

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@thenoasletter

11 months

interdisciplinary studies is KILLING me like girl he got an attendance medal for a degree

kenz | nola n3!!!

@ohsohighschool

11 months

travis kelce holds a degree interdisciplinary studies, is a philanthropist & is successful is MULTIPLE different aspects of his life the “dumb” narrative was funny at first but i fear we’ve lost the plot now

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@thenoasletter

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this is an…objectively horrifying way to talk when one of your sons actually is dead

Autism Capital 🧩

@AutismCapital

3 months

MUSK: I was tricked into giving puberty blockers to my son. These are sterilization drugs. My son Xavier is dead. They call it deadnaming for a reason. Killed by the woke mind virus. This is the reason I vowed to destroy the woke mind virus.

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@thenoasletter

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no one is thinking about this correctly. june is in her 20s and she’s meant to be racially ambiguous enough that, paired with the name “juniper song,” people think she’s asian

Soraya Bouazzaoui 🇵🇸

@halalltakeaway

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what white actress would eat at playing a thieving racist bitch

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@thenoasletter

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i keep seeing hannah from love island’s mugshot but the info y’all are failing to relay if she was charged with assault on a police officer at a GRACIE ABRAMS CONCERT

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@thenoasletter

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i joke but they’re legit in john mulaney’s ig comments saying he betrayed the patron saint of ex wives by having a baby

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@thenoasletter

6 months

i’m not proud of it but if 2014 matty healy dedicated that song to me i’d be thinking about it for nine years too

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@1989healy

6 months

He dedicated falllingforyou to her in 2014 she was watching him from the balcony

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@thenoasletter

9 months

being a normal fan of things people are terminally annoying about (greta gerwig’s body of work, phoebe bridgers and taylor swift) is actually the bravest thing i’ve ever done

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@thenoasletter

6 months

barry is IRISH and 31!!!

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man i love when deuxmoi says wild shit like this

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@thenoasletter

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just saw an AI article that called him jeremy allen blanco so that’s going into the repertoire

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@thenoasletter

10 months

it’s crazy she’s one of the greatest actors of our generation and she is also a cheugy as hell disney adult who’s obsessed with the jonas brothers

One Perfect Scene

@oneperfectscene

10 months

haley lu richardson in ‘after yang’

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@thenoasletter

4 months

this deuxmoi sighting of the dalai lama is sending me

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@thenoasletter

3 months

@sakcore18 i feel like she’s got a lot of lingering contracts from when she was less famous

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@thenoasletter

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@sonnerly if only she’d done that fifteen years ago

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@thenoasletter

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@sakcore18 trying to win her love with mechanical pencils and juicy fruit

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@thenoasletter

1 year

also, i don’t think celebrities are inherently good people — i tweeted this because it’s exceptionally shocking for someone who allegedly dedicated their life to saving human trafficking victims.

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@thenoasletter

1 year

it’s so funny how these actors say everything short of “i hated this and regret it” and yet marvel fanboys get soooooooo mad when you call it actor jury duty

Variety

@Variety

1 year

Elizabeth Olsen Advises New MCU Actors to Sign on for Only One Project: 'That Way You Have More Control'

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@thenoasletter

1 year

@waystarroyhoe it’s alleged but they paid for his legal funds so not like. totally unbelievable

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@thenoasletter

7 months

in the mood to be a hater so let me just say she is not interesting enough to keep inviting to these events,

@22metgala

7 months

Emma Chamberlain attends the 2024 Vanity Fair #Oscar Party.

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@thenoasletter

5 months

okay so…this is bad.

Variety

@Variety

5 months

Introducing Variety's #ActorsOnActors Season 20 lineup ⚡

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@thenoasletter

8 months

duolingo is teaching me how to have the important conversations

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@thenoasletter

11 months

@kelsaywhat never forget when she live-storied him being trapped in the capitol during the insurrection!

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@thenoasletter

3 months

now why would you provoke taylor swift like this

Ron Filipkowski

@RonFilipkowski

3 months

JD Vance says that Kamala Harris is a “childless cat lady” who is “miserable” with her life because she didn’t have children, and that not having children means that she doesn’t have “a direct stake” in America. Story.

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@thenoasletter

6 months

hunter schafer and mike faist should play sharpay and ryan evans

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@thenoasletter

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can’t believe john mulaney would have a baby the year his ex wife released a book. not a good man!

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@thenoasletter

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did she? is joe jonas the highest we can aspire to?

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@flllywithme

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Maria won today

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@thenoasletter

7 months

i think it’s deeply sad millie bobby brown was forced into acting and obviously doesn’t love it and clearly doesn’t know what else to do

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@thenoasletter

2 years

i can’t believe kim kardashian was going to jumpstart her divorced slut phase on pete davidson’s dick and now he has my girl’s a lawyer tattooed on him…god actually does not give his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers

like a poltergeist

@jurassicpatek

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SHE heard from a friend of a friend, that THAT dick was a—

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@thenoasletter

5 months

now this is challengers. paul is tashi btw

best of daisy edgar-jones

@bestofdaisyjej

5 months

Daisy Edgar-Jones, Paul Mescal and Andrew Scott

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@thenoasletter

1 year

does commander have seasonal depression?

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@thenoasletter

9 months

saying “december last year” like it wasn’t a week ago lmao

SabrinaUpdates

@charts_sabrina

9 months

. @SabrinaAnnLynn is set to appear at tonight’s #GoldenGlobes ’ red carpet accompanied by Saltburn actor Barry Keoghan — they have been dating since December last year according to the Daily Mail UK.

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@thenoasletter

1 year

her family nickname being a passive aggressive jab at the fact she’s not good at the thing everyone else in her family is…her husband never calling her by that nickname…

the wizard of loneliness 🇵🇸

@twinkp3aks

1 year

she's joining the list of fictional girlies hated by their mums for no reason other than the fact that they're girls after sally reed, shiv roy, dee reynolds (feel free to add more) etc etc so naturally I love her

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@thenoasletter

2 years

sofia coppola’s daughter is a sofia coppola character, expectedly

savannah

@savbrads

2 years

this tiktok of sofia coppola’s daughter… this means so much to me

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@thenoasletter

4 years

if olivia wilde really did break up with jason sudeikis for harry styles who am i to judge

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@thenoasletter

9 months

who’s going to do the acting? the singing?

Variety

@Variety

9 months

Selena Gomez will play Linda Ronstadt in an upcoming biopic.

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@thenoasletter

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i do feel like my problem with this is that now i know who dominic sessa is, and i’d rather he be playing bob

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all the wrong accounts were brazilian. should’ve been mazzypopstar

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@thenoasletter

4 months

actually her shtick was annoying the minute she started making fun of molly gordon and then admitted she didn’t watch the bear

Marisa Baldassaro

@Nerdspringbreak

4 months

This girl's schtick is getting annoying.

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@thenoasletter

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@ladiedbird $100 plastic christmas tree btw

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@hugetulip

5 months

Who are 2 people that actually did match each others freak?

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i think i wish she’d kept the original shorts

Sarah Chapelle

@tswiftstyle

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#VMAs . @taylorswift13 in Christian Dior Resort 2025.

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@thenoasletter

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dakota johnson putting out her third bad movie of the year before we even hit july is a truly impressive feat

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@thenoasletter

5 years

@SJSchauer on a college campus that is known for a mass shooting.

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@thenoasletter

7 months

i feel like you shouldn’t be posting this on the internet

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@thenoasletter

3 months

do you think wolf blitzer is going to buy your barricade tickets

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@billyonIine

3 months

Charli being discussed like this is crazy… I’m never getting $60 barricade again ugh

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@thenoasletter

3 years

succession wouldn’t be nearly as good if jeremy strong knew it was a comedy! thanks for coming to my ted talk

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@thenoasletter

3 months

i do not play about him

Ted Kaczynski Updates

@doubtpointv2

3 months

The love of my life.

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@thenoasletter

1 year

i can’t believe everyone i know who would care about this is asleep

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@thenoasletter

1 month

idk maybe taylor can convince brittany to vote democrat. she doesn’t seem, like…hard to persuade lol

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@thenoasletter

4 years

florida from florida georgia line is a trumper and georgia is not and they just unfollowed each other on instagram 😬

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brynn whitfield defender

@thenoasletter

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hearing you’re all saying jeremy allen white isn’t a comedic actor

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