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Imaan Sheikh

@sheikhimaan

5 years

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Imaan Sheikh

@sheikhimaan

8 years

POC: *jokes about white people not seasoning their food and not having rhythm* White people:

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Imaan Sheikh

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3 years

How it started How it’s going

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Imaan Sheikh

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4 years

men are returning to garbage cans. nature is healing.

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Imaan Sheikh

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3 years

the feminine urge to try to make your mom leave your dad

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3 years

Me on the day of judgment trying to get passing marks for jannat entry

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Imaan Sheikh

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3 years

why does tagore look like he’s about to drop the hottest kobita kollection of 1931

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Imaan Sheikh

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5 years

Kal Ho Na Ho is a song about climate change

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Imaan Sheikh

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7 years

There's a terrifying number of post-ultrasound "gender reveal" cake photos available online, casually equating being male with violence. 😐😶

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Imaan Sheikh

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5 years

Just sharing my favorite Christmas photos since 2013.

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Imaan Sheikh

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5 years

Pakistanis and Indians on social media for no reason

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Imaan Sheikh

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4 years

Might sound messed up but I don’t normally feel too personally saddened celeb deaths. Irrfan Khan’s passing just feels personal though. Wanted and needed to see more of him. Just a whole diff kind of void left for viewers and the global film industry.

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Imaan Sheikh

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7 years

why does blac chyna look like she's about to call rahul a cheater

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Imaan Sheikh

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4 years

wondering if gigi hadid's siblings call zayn jija hadid

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Imaan Sheikh

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4 years

teri toh i don't know teri ta whatcha sayin hamesha all i know's that yaad satave i came to party

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Imaan Sheikh

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4 years

Why should I add a “Some” when I want to say “men are 🗑”? Do men say “SOME girls can’t play football”? Do they say “SOME women belong in the kitchen”? Do they say “SOME women are too emotional”? Do they say “SOME women should dress modestly”?

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Imaan Sheikh

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4 years

No one: Pakistani kids in class 4: SHOSHAL Studies

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Imaan Sheikh

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4 years

imagine having a whole home and choosing to sleep in the dust pan.

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Imaan Sheikh

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4 years

brown moms making breakfast for their sons vs their daughters

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Imaan Sheikh

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4 years

listen how come rich kids in school just ✨looked✨ rich even tho we were all wearing the same uniform

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Imaan Sheikh

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6 years

Still can’t believe I ran into the Trudeau family in Toronto

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Imaan Sheikh

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8 years

when bae is a journalist

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Imaan Sheikh

@sheikhimaan

10 months

me and the gals annihilating a pot of nihari:

mumbai autorickshaw hate account 🇵🇸

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10 months

I know how it's supposed to be pronounced but it's still so funny 😂😂

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Imaan Sheikh

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8 months

Ek toh generational wealth nahi mili, ooper se generational health bhi L hai.

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Imaan Sheikh

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3 years

if someone told me seven years ago that kangana and rihanna will beef about farmers' rights in 2021, i would've begged them for their dealer's number.

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Imaan Sheikh

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5 years

- jerk off to sunny leone - slut-shame sunny leone

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6 years

what do brown men do for fun?

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Imaan Sheikh

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4 years

"I know you like hot bread, Amélie, but you can't just say 'oh pain chaud' when my mom serves you roti."

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Imaan Sheikh

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4 years

thinkin abt this gif

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Imaan Sheikh

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7 years

Bholi si surat, andar se fuckboy, text kare mujhe "Hi ;)" Boy, bye.

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Imaan Sheikh

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9 years

"Wow, I was such a huge asshole..." - Me reflecting on last year, every year.

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Imaan Sheikh

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6 years

anyway got engaged in the snow last night

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Imaan Sheikh

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3 years

Sex Education, season 3.

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Imaan Sheikh

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4 years

Having educated grandparents and parents is such a huge privilege that often goes unchecked, man...

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Imaan Sheikh

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5 years

How can I be a man hater? My fiancé is allowed to work, & even drive while accompanied by someone. So is my younger bro. They are also both allowed to wear what they want but they choose to dress modestly because they want to be respected. That’s their choice I support it.

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Imaan Sheikh

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3 years

do you ever think about who your mother could’ve been if she hadn’t married your father

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Imaan Sheikh

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4 years

🌎 covid update personal update 🤝 ‘rona araha hai

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Imaan Sheikh

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8 years

#SakshiMalik ’s Mom Celebrating Her Bronze Win Is The Cutest Thing You Will See All Day

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Imaan Sheikh

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5 years

Middle-aged man on the train is talking aggressively to a woman on the phone in Urdu, & usually when men do this, they’re being an asshole, but he’s all like, “NILO, TUM SABKE LIYE KAAM KARTI HO, TUMHARE LIYE KAUN KARTA HAI??? APNA KHAYAL PEHLE RAKHO, PLEASE, LOGON KO DAFA KARO.”

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Imaan Sheikh

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5 years

she made rasgullas

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Imaan Sheikh

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4 years

Most brown girls have old photos of someone’s wedding where they’re little and have hair styled like this.

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Imaan Sheikh

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6 years

me on dating apps talking about politics and social justice to people who just wanna get laid

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Imaan Sheikh

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3 years

These two countries really are the “Da Vinky?!” twins of the world.

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Imaan Sheikh

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5 years

no one: not a soul: male indian filmmaker: kuch ajeeb jaadu hai bambai sheher

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Imaan Sheikh

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4 years

Women don't have pockets in their WORK pants and blazers but men have pockets in their raat ko sone wali chaddi BC KYA RAKH KE SO RAHE HO JAIB MEIN??? KHWAAB???

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Imaan Sheikh

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6 years

if you then you don't love don't deserve me at my me at my

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Imaan Sheikh

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7 years

someone ends their life & we all wonder why they nvr, openly or subtly, sought help. someone alive seeks help & they're an attention seeker.

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Imaan Sheikh

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5 years

"Girl, don't yell. We're all here for love." 1. We all know when "girl" is being used for sister solidarity and when it's being used for condescension. 2. You take someone's mic and then tell them not to yell when the only option they have to be heard is to raise their voice.

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Imaan Sheikh

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6 years

In honor of #PrideMonth , here's "Kuch Kuch Hota Hai" through a rainbow lens:

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Imaan Sheikh

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2 years

m3n will say things like "fatherless behaviour" and "daddy issues" to random women just because they have dyed hair or bright makeup, then go back to looking for a clone of their mom to marry.

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Imaan Sheikh

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5 years

lmao boys born in 2000 hitting up my DMs all flirty is the funniest thing ever. i was watching kaho na pyaar hai when ur mom went into labor.

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Imaan Sheikh

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3 years

Throwback to Noor Jehan and Neelo totally just being gal pals in 1959 Pakistani film "Neend"

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Imaan Sheikh

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6 years

harp seal pups are nature's rasgullas

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Imaan Sheikh

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4 years

If you have parents who can aid you financially in times of need, or whose house you can live in if you lose your job or can’t make rent, or who have assets to gift/leave you in the future, you’re v fortunate. Having a safety net someone else has created for u must feel amazing.

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Imaan Sheikh

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4 years

How old were you when you found out the “scuba” in “scuba diving” stands for “Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus”?

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Imaan Sheikh

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4 years

BuzzFeed India was letting me do whatever the fuck I wanted on their pages eh

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Imaan Sheikh

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8 years

i'm not related to any winning olympians only react like this when my crush uploads a new DP

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Imaan Sheikh

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5 years

no one: 7 year old me: (•_•) <) )╯in pin safety pin / \ (•_•) \( (> in pin out / \ (•_•) <) )╯khelna hai toh khelo / \ \ (•_•) ( (╯ warna get out / \

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Imaan Sheikh

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1 year

this used to be a baddie staple

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Imaan Sheikh

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9 years

I am going to die who did this http://t.co/wbwfI72M37

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Imaan Sheikh

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7 years

me on my way to emotional stability

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Imaan Sheikh

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4 years

I just know Qandeel Baloch would've absolutely slaughtered the game on TikTok. 😔

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Imaan Sheikh

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5 years

Women emailing: Thank you! Feel free to let me know if this version works whenever you have time! No rush!! :) Again, thanks heaps! Men emailing: Great. cheers - T

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Imaan Sheikh

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5 years

no one: mom in her wedding video:

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Imaan Sheikh

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4 years

Menstruation as "Starboy" lyrics: A Thread I'm tryna put you in the worst mood, ah Breakouts worse than a teen dude, ah Big red clot just to hurt you, ah Big red spot when you sneeze too, ah

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Imaan Sheikh

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6 years

There's something to note in how bisexual women are invalidated as "straight girls who just wanna be edgy, and look hot to men" & bisexual men are invalidated as "gay men who are too scared to come out as gay". The assumption that everyone secretly and actually wants men is wild.

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Imaan Sheikh

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Woman: Hey I don’t like it when you- Woke bf: I understand 😔 Im wrong. Im not enough. U r free to leave. U dont deserve this. I love u?? But u don’t deserve this. I will respect ur decision 🥺 if u want to leave😣 Woman: ok so u won’t even try to chang- Woke bf: 😢I won’t stop u

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Imaan Sheikh

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3 years

What's an English word that feels like it should've been an Urdu/Hindi word? "Fraud" really throws me off. That's a mfn Urdu word if I ever knew one.

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Imaan Sheikh

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4 years

one of the most damaging things bollywood (and film/tv in general) has done is perpetuate the whole pyaar ek hi bar hota hai bullshit. it's a lie. they're peddling a lie. and you may not know it but it's probably subconsciously kept you from moving on and accepting love before.

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Imaan Sheikh

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6 years

Once at a family gathering in Pak, an uncle was going all only-men-should-become-doctors. He thought he was sooo funny. “Zara sa khoon dekh ke toh larkiyan behosh hojati hain, surgery kaise karengi hahah” Mahine mein ek hafta toh humaari chaddi mein glitter nikalta hai na uncle

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Imaan Sheikh

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3 years

The other day, I was thinking abt how in Urdu, genitalia is called "sharam-gah," which one could argue uses the same tone as "privates," but it... doesn't? Always struck me as weird that "sharam-gah" literally means "place of shame" like it's inherently shameful to have genitals.

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i think it’s funny when grown women won’t say vagina. just saying shit like “va-jay-jay” and “hoo-ha”

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Imaan Sheikh

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1 year

I want to write an essay about the phenomenon of being a “girl son,” because people will fight to the finish before they honestly admit it exists and is common, especially in my part of the world — the Pakistani Muslim society + family.

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Imaan Sheikh

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4 months

Every year, I have to be edgy about Eid. It’s the law. Eid Mubarak.

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Imaan Sheikh

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6 years

Desi kid culture is worrying more about how your parents will be affected by bad news in your life than about how the bad news will affect you. Not even talking about news that gets you in trouble with your parents. It could be a medical diagnosis, being fired, an injury, a loss.

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Imaan Sheikh

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4 years

Twitter's horrible when it comes to interactions between Indians and Pakistanis. Full of hate and abuse. If you want to see positive interactions, look at the comments under Coke Studio vids on YouTube, where Pakistanis and Indians are passionately French-kissing each other.

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6 years

first of all, it's not chai tea. second of all, i cannot attend life on earth anymore, push me in the ocean. On a Whim, This Hippie Founder Packed Her Bags for India. Now, She's Made $35 Million Selling Chai Tea... via @Inc

On a Whim, This Hippie Founder Packed Her Bags for India. Now, She's Made $35 Million Selling Chai...

Brook Eddy founded Bhakti Chai after falling in love with India's favored drink.

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Imaan Sheikh

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6 years

Straight man: How can women feel harassed, uncomfortable, and unsafe by one sexual remark or hug? Get thicker skin. Victim mentallity. Gay man 6 feet away: Hello. Straight man: WHOA WHOA bro you are NOT coming even an inch closer to me ok i'm NOT that kinda guy DON'T TOUCH ME.

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Imaan Sheikh

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6 years

Brown dad sneezing:

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4 years

It’s wild that insecurity is so deeply tied to womanhood and femininity, while the most insecure individuals I’ve met, read about, and heard of are men.

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Imaan Sheikh

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4 years

hrithik gay

Subramanian Swamy

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Homosexuality a genetic flaw like having six fingers: Subramanian Swamy

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Imaan Sheikh

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4 years

Spiritual white men are so damn annoying. Shut up, Malai Lama.

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Imaan Sheikh

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5 years

Shoutout to all the kids who told their moms to dump their dads. You did your part.

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Imaan Sheikh

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6 years

"Bhakti Chai launched a social-change initiative, GITA (Give, Inspire, Take Action) to award grants to causes that range from feeding the homeless to providing access to clean water. To date, the co. has given away $500K" BHAKTI & GITA omg. Also 500k ain't shit if u made 35 mil.

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Imaan Sheikh

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4 years

my politix

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Imaan Sheikh

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6 years

hello bisexuals just wanted to say you are valid as FUCK even if you: - have never experienced sexual intimacy/romance with the same-sex - feel like you're on the ace spectrum - aren't with a same-sex partner THERE IS A 'B' IN 'LGBT' FOR A REASON IT'S CAUSE U VALID, B.

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Imaan Sheikh

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3 years

If I didn’t hear it with my own two ears, I would have trouble believing it.

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Imaan Sheikh

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6 years

The second you talk shit about men, insufferable manbabies crawl out of everywhere like "UR FATHER IS ALSO A MANZ". Your mom is also a woman, but has that stopped you from being a bag of dicks to women? LOL didn't think so, get lost now, you friendless bastard.

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Imaan Sheikh

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4 years

i hate this ullu ki pathi she always makes me feel so attacked

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Imaan Sheikh

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4 years

This range of people in love in Kuch Toh Hua Hai was so cute and pretty diverse for 2003. It takes barely 9-10 seconds of the song but I remember being so touched by it as a kid lol.

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Imaan Sheikh

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4 years

Dudes are still telling us to go back to the kitchen or make them a sandwich as a comeback on social media. Sir, it's 2020. If you're bent on not growing as a person, at least upgrade your misogyny. Windows 95 ass.

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Imaan Sheikh

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5 years

have u ever wished u could make your mom a joint because she would benefit so much from the how relaxing it is, she’s so stressed, she deserves it

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Imaan Sheikh

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4 years

Favorite TikTok of the week:

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4 years

they’re the same picture

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Imaan Sheikh

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5 years

jo hai ankahi jo hai ansuni wo baat kya hai bata MITWAAAAA

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Imaan Sheikh

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5 years

I was following a recipe for aloo palak on YouTube, and the woman cooking said, "Aur ab ismein jayega humara 3G paste" and i'm like HUH? She goes "Ginger paste, garlic paste, green chilli paste." I fuckin' live for aunties.

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Imaan Sheikh

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6 years

gay gay gay gay gay gay re sahiba pyaar mein sauda nahi

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Imaan Sheikh

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4 years

once in 2012 i wore red eyeliner to uni & a cute girl stopped in her tracks, tilted her head & squinted at me. i thought great, she thinks i look weird. i said "what?" she goes "sorry i was just dazzled by your eyes." really taught me how to flirt, i'm still blushing 8 yrs later

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4 years

two words: jarri booty

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Imaan Sheikh

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6 years

ya allah, ya toh paise de de, ya phir mere ameeron waale shauq le le.

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Imaan Sheikh

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4 years

this song had really good lyrics 😍

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Imaan Sheikh

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4 years

remember when these two started getting paired on-screen and caused mass bi panic #konkunal

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Imaan Sheikh

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5 years

me at home (quietly): hmmm kuch meetha khaane ka dil chah raha hai Every brown mom in a one mine radius, in unison: TOH BETA APPLE HAI, BANANA HAI GHAR MEIN. ORANGE KHA LO. ITNE MEETHE ORANGES AYE HUE HAIN.

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