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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

4 years

How I’ve been handling robo-calls & debt collectors:

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3 years

😂 🤣

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3 years

Not sure why it wasn’t shown on the but way to slay it @ian693 !

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

2 years

Many thanks to @azzurri_fl for sending us this reminder that it’s never the wrong time to do the right thing…

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

3 years

Still fascinated by the fact that David Culley was fired after matching the previous years record WITHOUT Deshaun Watson, J. J. Watt, Will Fuller, Laremy Tunsil (went on IR after week 5), etc.

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

3 years

It is with an extremely heavy heart that I must inform you all that my close friend, co-host, brother from another mother, & the purveyor of the “Dad joke of the day” & “pickup line of the day” has passed away this week.

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

2 years

If Tua isn’t good to go on Thursday; I think the @MiamiDolphins should roll out Skylar Thompson and see what he’s got. That young man has the juice 🧃 #FinsUp

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

9 months

This is a TD if Tua sees him. Not seeing the wide-open WR is exactly the type of sloppiness that is unacceptable (especially coming off a Bye)

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

3 years

Shoutout to this dude from the game whose jersey describes how the organization keeps us:

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

3 years

Tua could lead Miami to a Super Bowl win and fans would still be divided with half of them complaining that he didn’t hold the trophy up high enough 🤦‍♂️

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

2 years

I love how many players came up and hugged Coach McDaniel as the game ended The team has really taken to him.

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

8 months

How many people need to land on him here? He gave himself up, a simple tap will do

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

3 years

A little hype for our weapons perhaps?

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

3 years

I can’t 😂😂😂🤣😭💀

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

3 years

I love how completely still Coach Flo stands with his arms behind his back during this play

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

4 years

To the Hall!

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

4 years

With Miami on the cusp of a playoff berth while simultaneously holding a top 5 draft pick; are we ready to admit Chris Grier is damn good GM?

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

2 years

I don’t normally do this sort of thing but I felt compelled: today marks 3 years (and counting) married to the most important person in the world to me. If I don’t do another thing right in my life; I can die happy knowing I made right call marrying you ❤️

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

2 years

If Miami’s offensive hires thus far have told us anything; it’s that they are going to RUN the football.

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

8 months

After watching Tyreek drop that TD; my wife asked how I’ve been a Dolphin fan for this long. My response: it’s the only life I know. #FinsUp

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

3 years

Confirmed

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

3 years

That’s hot! I’d love to see that flying down the highway 🔥🔥🔥

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

3 years

BREAKING: @MiamiDolphins sign freakishly large 8th grader. Sources say Chris Grier was quoted as saying: “we’re not sure whose kid this is or how he got into the building but, we know he’s well versed in common core math and that’s gotta be worth something”

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

3 years

That’s funny 😆

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

3 years

Me after reading Miami Dolphins news all week:

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

7 months

Tua… bruh… Why would you throw this? It was never there.

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

2 years

Hey @MiamiDolphins I want him 👀

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

3 years

Andy with the savagery 😭😭🤣💀

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

2 years

Many thanks to @TheDrewWelchfor sending this gem our way… Now what did we learn?

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

4 years

My mother-in-law is the greatest. Totally just ordered this sweater for me completely out of the blue!

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

3 years

How to tell if you have too much time on your hands

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

8 months

As much as i admire how clean Claypool’s uniform is… perhaps we should change that? 🤔 #Redzone #FinsUp

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

5 years

@Kimilleee @HatzelVelaWPLG @AB84 @WPLGLocal10 Because he made his career disappear

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

2 years

They won’t stop coming in now! Many thanks to @dolphin_4life for sending this my way… So what did we learn?

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

2 years

I also wanted to say that the amount of Dolphin fans that commented on this tweet asking this man “Now what did we learn?” made me so damn proud 🥹 #FinsUp

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

2 years

I know this one hurts but to lose a playoff game by just 3 points to a team that was expected to blow us out; w/ a 7th-rd rookie QB, a 1st-yr HC, & a Mountain of injuries… That’s a really good foundation to build from. #FinsUp

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

2 years

He sure can zip it… right into the hands of @Iamxavienhoward I’ve seen it in person 👀

PFF Fantasy & Betting

@PFF_Fantasy

2 years

DeVante Parker is hype about his new QB

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

2 years

Many thanks to @SeanFio for sending this 💎 my way… Now what did we learn?

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

2 years

Miami fans; why are we talking about Deebo Samuel? We have a stacked WR room, a much improved RB room & he doesn’t want to play a hybrid role anymore (Mike McDaniel was one of the chief architects of the 49ers’ plan to use him that way). Deebo to Miami makes no sense. 🤷‍♂️

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

2 years

Many thanks to @MattyDredMIA for sending us this reminder that there can be only one Lion King… Now what did we learn?

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

2 years

Many thanks to @finsup1313 for sending us this prime example of why comprehension is important… Now what did we learn?

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

2 years

Some people have ALL the luck… Now what did we learn?

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

2 years

Many thanks to @njrice2004 for sending us this reminder of why dogs are man’s best friend… Now what did we learn?

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

3 years

It finally arrived. In honor of my brother: The Man, The myth, the mustache. @BrianByrnesie 🕊 #Finsup

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

2 years

Many thanks to @MattyDredMIAfor this reminder to practice… Now what did we learn?

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

2 years

Many thanks to @winston_675 for sending us today’s person who should buy a lottery ticket… Now what did we learn?

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

3 years

Brian's family fund & CiCi's college fund

Brian's family fund & CeCe's college fund, organized by Sherone Melton

We lost a good man in Brian and although no amount of money can bring him bac… Sherone Melton needs your support for Brian's family fund & CeCe's college fund

www.gofundme.com

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

2 years

Many thanks to @BettingBudz for sending us this smashing reminder that crime doesn’t pay… Now what did we learn?

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

2 years

Lol thanks @DolphinsRobert Yo @MiamiDolphins ! Is it too early to get dibs?

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

3 years

It feels like we need to see the TNT wall resurrected.

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

3 years

Thanks to @MarkRodSTL for sending this my way so we can ask So what did we learn? But I want to know if she can play offensive line 🤔 @MiamiDolphins

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

2 years

Many thanks to @PhinsChris for sending us this one that reminds us of why we even ask this question… Now what did we learn?

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

3 years

Selfie game improving 😉

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

3 years

Finally found him! @ian693 ! To quote my wife “You’re shorter than I thought you’d be”

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

2 years

Thank you @TRoach99for sending this my way! So what did we learn?

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

3 years

Dad Joke of the Day #FinsUp

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

3 years

I know she was 99 but did anyone else feel like she might live forever? R. I. P. Betty White 🕊

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

2 years

Many thanks to @winston_675 for this reminder about situational awareness… Now what did we learn?

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

2 years

Many thanks to @SJArmentrout for sending us this one… Now what did we learn?

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

2 years

Many thanks to @3rdnJuan for sending us this reminder not to play chicken with a horse… Now what did we learn?

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

2 years

Many thanks to @finsfan343 for this reminder to double check before diving in… Now what did we learn?

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

10 months

One interesting stat that stands out from Miami’s 2 losses this season: those 2 games are the only ones in which Tua was sacked more than once. He’s been sacked 9 times this year and 𝟳 of those sacks were from those 2 games.

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

2 years

Many thanks to @13StanMarino for this little video with big kickback… Now what did we learn?

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

3 years

My quarterback loves his mama 🥺

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

2 years

Pretty sure we’ve used this one before but watching it agai; it definitely needs a repost. Many thanks to @SJArmentrout for sending it around to us… Now what did we learn?

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

3 years

I think a lot of folks tend to focus on Mighty Mouse’s drops & gloss over the things he does well: like the amount of strength & power he manages at such a small stature

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

2 years

Many thanks to @Strange613 for sending us this one straight out of a John Woo film… Now what did we learn?

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

2 years

Many thanks to @phinsanity32 for sending us this reminder to pay attention in science class… Now what did we learn?

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

3 years

Mike McDaniel is about to have us drinking that Tua Kool-aid like:

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

4 years

I hadn’t realized how much I needed this Peyton Manning SNL sketch in my life:

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

2 years

Many thanks to @TheDrewWelch for sending us this reminder to watch your surroundings at all times… Now what did we learn?

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

3 years

🥺

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

3 years

What a tremendous honor it was to join some of the greatest people in the world in celebration of a brother, father, husband, man, myth, & mustache Mr. @BrianByrnesie . We made it buddy 🕊 🧡 So many thanks to Brian’s loving sisters for allowing me to take part.

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

2 years

Many thanks to @Santi_Thorn for sending us this reminder that growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional… Now what did we learn?

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

11 months

Hello again! #FinsUp

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

3 years

Dolfans if you could get any 2 prospects from this draft who would you want? Personally I’d love Devonta Smith & Najee Harris 🤷‍♂️

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

2 years

Heads up! Thanks to @Topheriphicfor sending this my way… So what did we learn?

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

3 years

Daboll - Has led a top NFL offense the last 3 seasons, has worked with Tua before Moore - Has led a top NFL offense the last 3 seasons, knows what it’s like to be a left-handed QB in the NFL McDaniel - Made an early 2000’s rap reference in a press conference once

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

2 years

Many thanks to @SJArmentrout for reminding us that the best ones happen at Walmart… So what did we learn?

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

2 years

I was hoping someone got this 😃

josh houtz

@houtz

2 years

#finsup

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

3 years

After quite a few key people inquired about it; I have decided to pick up the torch. And so… your #DadJokeoftheDay . Love you Brian🕊

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

2 years

Many thanks to @dparla for sending us today’s reminder that age ain’t nothing but a number… Now what did we learn?

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

2 years

🚨 ATTENTION FIN FANS: STOP LIKING TWEETS FROM BILLS FANS! I’M TIRED OF SEEING THAT SHIT ON MY TL 🙄

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

2 years

Many thanks to @JDollphan for sending us this reminder to buy work safe shoes… Now what did we learn?

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

3 years

MISSING: pair of ankles. If found please return to D. Hall Hopefully we get to see a bit of this in the next preseason game!! 🤩

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

3 years

Our guys Myles Gaskin isn’t getting any love from the media so I’ll go ahead & give him some: he’s might not be a bruiser but he’s a slippery back capable of swift & clean cuts to make defenders miss

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

2 years

In all the excitement I didn’t even realize it was my brother’s birthday 🎂 We’re still thinking about you @BrianByrnesie 🕊 #FinsUp

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

3 years

So a friend of mine back home rented a boat to someone interesting yesterday...

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

2 years

Many thanks to @winston_675 for sending us the most Floridian thing you’ll see all day… Now what did we learn?

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

2 years

Many thanks to @azzurri_fl for sending us this warming to porch pirates… Now what did we learn?

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

3 years

😂

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

2 years

Many thanks to @TheDrewWelch for sliding this one to us… Now what did we learn?

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

4 years

Since it’s getting talked about: NFL Sunday Ticket should be stand-alone without DirecTV and there should be NO blacked out games on it; Idc what market I’m in. For that price tag we should have access to all games everywhere!

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

3 years

Thank you everyone!!! We made it! @MiamiDolphins

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

2 years

Many thanks to @SJArmentrout for sending us this handful of lessons… Now what did we learn?

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

2 years

Many thanks to @SJArmentrout for sending us this one… The gentleman did survive and is also being held on $100,000 bail following his attempted burglary, stabbing, & a couple other things. Now what did we learn?

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

2 years

Many thanks to @305Culture for this reminder to think 2 steps ahead… Now what did we learn?

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

3 years

I will be tweeting a link to a GoFundMe I’ve set up in his honor to help his family with expenses moving forward as it felt like the least I could do. We truly lost a good one. Rest In Peace my brother. 🕊

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

2 years

Many thanks to @The_Bri_Man for sending us this reminder that peacocking is more than just showing off… Now what did we learn?

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Sevach

@SeriouslySevach

2 years

Greetings from Ulm!

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