Still fascinated by the fact that David Culley was fired after matching the previous years record WITHOUT Deshaun Watson, J. J. Watt, Will Fuller, Laremy Tunsil (went on IR after week 5), etc.
It is with an extremely heavy heart that I must inform you all that my close friend, co-host, brother from another mother, & the purveyor of the “Dad joke of the day” & “pickup line of the day” has passed away this week.
If Tua isn’t good to go on Thursday; I think the
@MiamiDolphins
should roll out Skylar Thompson and see what he’s got.
That young man has the juice 🧃
#FinsUp
Tua could lead Miami to a Super Bowl win and fans would still be divided with half of them complaining that he didn’t hold the trophy up high enough 🤦♂️
I don’t normally do this sort of thing but I felt compelled: today marks 3 years (and counting) married to the most important person in the world to me.
If I don’t do another thing right in my life; I can die happy knowing I made right call marrying you ❤️
BREAKING:
@MiamiDolphins
sign freakishly large 8th grader. Sources say Chris Grier was quoted as saying: “we’re not sure whose kid this is or how he got into the building but, we know he’s well versed in common core math and that’s gotta be worth something”
I also wanted to say that the amount of Dolphin fans that commented on this tweet asking this man “Now what did we learn?” made me so damn proud 🥹
#FinsUp
I know this one hurts but to lose a playoff game by just 3 points to a team that was expected to blow us out; w/ a 7th-rd rookie QB, a 1st-yr HC, & a Mountain of injuries…
That’s a really good foundation to build from.
#FinsUp
Miami fans; why are we talking about Deebo Samuel?
We have a stacked WR room, a much improved RB room
& he doesn’t want to play a hybrid role anymore (Mike McDaniel was one of the chief architects of the 49ers’ plan to use him that way).
Deebo to Miami makes no sense. 🤷♂️
One interesting stat that stands out from Miami’s 2 losses this season: those 2 games are the only ones in which Tua was sacked more than once.
He’s been sacked 9 times this year and 𝟳 of those sacks were from those 2 games.
Pretty sure we’ve used this one before but watching it agai; it definitely needs a repost.
Many thanks to
@SJArmentrout
for sending it around to us…
Now what did we learn?
I think a lot of folks tend to focus on Mighty Mouse’s drops & gloss over the things he does well: like the amount of strength & power he manages at such a small stature
What a tremendous honor it was to join some of the greatest people in the world in celebration of a brother, father, husband, man, myth, & mustache Mr.
@BrianByrnesie
.
We made it buddy 🕊 🧡
So many thanks to Brian’s loving sisters for allowing me to take part.
Daboll - Has led a top NFL offense the last 3 seasons, has worked with Tua before
Moore - Has led a top NFL offense the last 3 seasons, knows what it’s like to be a left-handed QB in the NFL
McDaniel - Made an early 2000’s rap reference in a press conference once
Our guys Myles Gaskin isn’t getting any love from the media so I’ll go ahead & give him some: he’s might not be a bruiser but he’s a slippery back capable of swift & clean cuts to make defenders miss
Since it’s getting talked about: NFL Sunday Ticket should be stand-alone without DirecTV and there should be NO blacked out games on it; Idc what market I’m in. For that price tag we should have access to all games everywhere!
Many thanks to
@SJArmentrout
for sending us this one…
The gentleman did survive and is also being held on $100,000 bail following his attempted burglary, stabbing, & a couple other things.
Now what did we learn?
I will be tweeting a link to a GoFundMe I’ve set up in his honor to help his family with expenses moving forward as it felt like the least I could do.
We truly lost a good one.
Rest In Peace my brother. 🕊