26 | Lawful Bisexual | arrested for tom cruise crimes ๐ป veni vidi amavi ๐บ humble purveyor of fine fanfiction ๐ผ full time goosemav enjoyer ๐ธ commissions open
As some of you know, I lost my job on Friday. Because of this, I'm offering emergency commissions: fanfiction, original fiction, and editing/revisions!
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@MPHMCHES
@SWS_FASTLab
when i was young, my mom lost her job and decided to go back to school. during that time we were on food stamps, and we're saved numerous times by people in our church/community sending us money anonymously. i always try to pay it forward now! it really can save a heart ๐
the best thing about legend (1985) is that mia sarah is never once sexualized but there are relentless upskirt and panty shots of tom cruise throughout the entire run time
not giving this ghoul the time of day by qt them but a woman can be a julliard graduate, golden globe and bafta nom, drug and alcohol rehab worker, and acting teacher and still get reduced to whether or not their aging is consumable to cishet patriarchy
@JessiSheron
@hankgreen
absolutely i've listened to so much mbmbam lately that at this point the mcelroys are 3 extra people living in my house it's the only thing keeping me sane
@sapphicbisexual
calling a bi person's m/f relationship hetero, saying bi people are only attracted to binary men/women, saying bi people have straight passing privilege, saying someone's "chosen a side" after they get married,, i could go on
been thinking a lot lately about ot3 rosie/frodo/sam and frodo being a dad, finding healing through the purpose of raising a childโlife giving, future oriented, hopefulโwith sam and rosie by his side to support him
sometimes a family is the world's most famous movie star, said movie star's chosen director, the director's wife, all of their combined children, the movie star's sisters and cousins, and the movie star's body guard, mario.
hey have you thanked your local fanfic writer today? no seriously, go to your favourite fic and leave a comment, even if itโs 10 years old, even if itโs just to say extra kudos. fanfic is a passion for many of us, and we put a lot of time, effort, and heart in our work
there's no color that doesn't suit him
Tom Cruise makes a surprise theatre appearance to celebrate
#MissionImpossible7
at AMC Sunset Place 24 theater in South Miami
โthe hobbits fuckโ i say into the mic
the crowd boos. i begin to walk offstage in shame when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.
โsheโs rightโ
i look for the owner of the voice. there in the third row stands: jolkien holding a list of samโs 13 canonical children
@textfiles
Thereโs SO much fandom history in the yahoo groups and thereโs just no way all of it will be saved. Even thinking about the provate groups from the 90s/00s, weโll be losing so much old fandom content. :( AO3 and dreamwidth wonโt be able to save everything in time
this is pippin to sam and i need someone P L E A S E to draw pippin smugly saying this to sam, fully aware of how to properly clean cast iron, just to watch sam turn 50 shades of red and struggle not to strangle him
@iamjohnoliver
I donโt know if youโll see this, but I wanted to say that Iโm a US historian, and this piece moved me to tears. I often find I lack the words to describe my passion and drive for why I research and study what I do. But you and your team managed to do it in 28 minutes.
just so everyone knows, there was a study done where they had a group of kids not wear their glasses and it had to be cut short because the kidsโ eyesight was deteriorating so rapidly it was unethical. if you need glasses wear them god damn
I guess it was only a matter of time before the anti-glasses grift became a thing?
This community is so hellbent on having a contrarian opinion on every incredible scientific invention.
@WillBeTrill
@tobilovesrats
the children of hamilton and burr are a major motif in the second half of the musical as both of the men were orphans and find purpose in being parents. they also were huuuge political rivals and in song where they duel, their children are motivators for both their actions
@markpopham
@MaraWilson
will graham literally always is like i just want to sit here with my 7 dogs and eat mac and cheese and hannibal be looking at him like ๐ ๐ ๐ but i have made you feast wonโt you love me now
"he exudes an innocence that's part of his charm. Maybe part of his success is that when people see him on the screen, they would, in a fantasy, like to corrupt that innocence" -Martin Scorsese on Tom Cruise
i get what you guys are saying but the whole movie is that he's living in a delusion like i understand where you're coming from but the whole point is it's a fantasy
@spectraling
@haldears
oh my god,, this is so adorable merry really said bisexual PANIC after aragorn kissed him he's like "where's my emotional support pippin and weed?"
people will go out of their way to demonize tom and excuse the behavior of men who donโt know how to wash dishes and complain about not having a housekeeper
@TrojanCondoms
@AdvocatesTweets
As someone who grew up with these kinds of messages, I cannot thank you enough! So many young kids/teens need to hear this and your impact will be greater than you realize. โ๏ธ
hey you! yes you!! have you ever watched the color of money (1986) and thought to yourself "damn he fucked that old man" ? well, have i got a fic for you!
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too much ambition, too little grace | whatiwouldnotgive
@jailedamanda
also funny considering both him and nicole were like "yeah instant sexual chemistry" when they first met. is bisexuality really that hard for people to conceive