🧢 @shaolinwaaavy Twitter profile

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@shaolinwaaavy

5 months

Must Dance back :)))) get ya tix

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@shaolinwaaavy

3 years

The human body is nuts. The physical feeling of anxiety is unbearable lol.

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2 years

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2 years

Without Googling, Can you name a Famous "Bob"?

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@shaolinwaaavy

10 months

Brent’s music be like “this bitch let me hit what a fucking idiot”

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@shaolinwaaavy

1 year

Yh if I can look you in the eye as a man you’re not fine

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1 year

no woman can hold eye contact it’s hilarious

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@shaolinwaaavy

6 months

Seeing progress in the gym is one of the most sobering things I think anyone can go through. Like realising you can change something through consistency is a thought that really should be carried in everything you do.

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@shaolinwaaavy

2 years

The biggest finesse is me convincing everyone I’m good vibes. In my core, I’ve always been a hater

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@shaolinwaaavy

5 years

“I want a gay best friend!!!” But your boyfriend is violently homophobic sis let’s talk about it

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@shaolinwaaavy

9 months

Remembering to pray for these boys fr they are just kids born in an apartheid state, true resistance man hamas they can never make me hate you

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9 months

the funniest abu ubaida clip to ever exist 😭😭

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@shaolinwaaavy

2 months

My Islington friends are so lucky cos we’re here on polling day still undecided on what to do and they get to just vote for Corbyn 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@shaolinwaaavy

5 months

“We run things things don’t run we” always used to kill me. Like ah yuh dat miley!

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5 months

there’s something about the chorus to this song that makes me incredibly emotional for some reason

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@shaolinwaaavy

24 days

Smitten is such a good word that sounds how it feels

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@shaolinwaaavy

3 years

I feel sorry for the kids today. How they affording the drip and hair ? Can’t lie when I was 16 if you had more than 1 Nike tracky you were up still.

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@shaolinwaaavy

5 years

Lmao the kid at the back turning to ask his classmate who that is, then raising his hands in a “whoop-de-dooo” manner is sending me.

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5 years

This morning @amazon is at Dunbar High School in DC to announce a milestone in its Future Engineer Program. They had a surprise guest....Jeff Bezos. @nbcwashington

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@shaolinwaaavy

5 years

Can’t wait to tell my kids “no we don’t do them tings” when they come home asking for £1 to buy a poppy.

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@shaolinwaaavy

1 year

Gotta cry regularly so you don’t have a back log girlies!!!

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@shaolinwaaavy

11 months

Ignoring people begging for money is so rude and honestly says loads about a person. Even if you can’t or won’t give anything, what does it cost to say “sorry I can’t” to a literal human being.

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@shaolinwaaavy

2 years

I have never laughed at a tiktok the way I just laughed at this one

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@shaolinwaaavy

4 years

Radio producers and execs in the UK should be embarrassed that two black youts and their network have managed to revive radio in the space of a month.

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@shaolinwaaavy

4 months

Life as a single black female addicted to retail ain’t easy fr

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@shaolinwaaavy

1 year

Coming back to my bedroom after staying in a nice ap or hotel is so dead I get why people hate their wives

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@shaolinwaaavy

2 years

Ptsd from this, one thing about them artsy niggas it will take them 54 mins to reach with their tote bag and oyster card

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2 years

one thing about men who are always happy to drive, any small domestic now it’s “i’m outside lets talk” <<<<<

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@shaolinwaaavy

1 year

Guys my family has been fighting my brothers immigration case for the last 4 years and he just buss it 😭😭 I can finally say this with chest publicly - FUCK THE HOME OFFICE AND ANYONE WHO LOVE EM

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@shaolinwaaavy

3 years

Can’t lie, how people cooking Ari Lennox and her Ghana experience is not cute. We as Africans can never relate or understand that kind of experience and it’s unfair for us to mock someone feeling connected to their roots.

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@shaolinwaaavy

4 years

From day, KSI has thrived off making token black guy jokes, as well as the standard derogatory jokes about black women. I just don’t get why this is someone that deserves respect... cos he’s a millionaire ?

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@shaolinwaaavy

23 days

This is absolutely rewriting history. Tyler has always taken his music seriously, maybe not himself but always the music. The quality was strong when he was a teen and got better over the years. I know who wasn’t a Tyler fan early days from these kinda tweets, and that’s ok but..

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tyler and OF’s early career was built on meme records and trolling lol. it took years for their music to match the quality of their antics. old heads were seething at the amount of glowing press they got. tyler might be a “serious artist” now but let’s not rewrite history

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@shaolinwaaavy

2 years

Respectfully

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@shaolinwaaavy

2 years

Bro I’m just remembering one girl that used to tell me I’m doing too much and I’m scaring the hoes when I get turnt at a party. So glad we don’t chill together anymore 😂 them pick me girls actually don’t even get tings

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@shaolinwaaavy

3 years

A man told me I bring him headache and I’m one of the most stressful women in his life and I was genuinely offended til I remembered that “be his peace” tweet. Never! We on the right path.

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@shaolinwaaavy

4 years

Man said rent free lmao you are in our culture lmao you are here rent free

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@shaolinwaaavy

4 years

Darkchild single discography is outrageous lol who’s gonna step up

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@shaolinwaaavy

3 years

Dressed as @_pkhumble for Halloween

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@shaolinwaaavy

4 years

I wanna be anti capitalist but I also grew up poor so you know we bout to get to this bread looooool

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@shaolinwaaavy

2 years

You can’t have one salary in this economy. I’m struggling so hard rn lol and I literally have a decent wage.

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@shaolinwaaavy

5 years

when you’re getting genuine critique from black people about the spaces you occupy and your proximity to blackness, it’s best to address it properly. This is why I can’t really rate this guy. Everything is banter to him cos he can clock out and go to his nice crib.

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5 years

Man said cancelled hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahaha. Had to slap my face on Shoreditch High St and remind people I’m still THAT brudda 😎

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@shaolinwaaavy

2 years

Decided the only way I can get through both June and July is if I bump every single train I get on until August.

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@shaolinwaaavy

1 year

Who else am I speaking for ?

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Speak for yourself

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@shaolinwaaavy

4 months

Pro-Genocide firm boys telling us to go back to our country yesterday in East Finchley yesterday, they got pretty aggressive as you can see 👍🏽

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@shaolinwaaavy

1 year

He said French people can’t dress in a string vest & shiny body warmer…. Yeah ite nigga

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He said take off them rose colored glasses Paris is the ghetto 😭😭😭

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@shaolinwaaavy

1 year

Moncler had me on the beach in two puffers and shorts!

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@shaolinwaaavy

1 year

Gonna do a Black people’s guide to Glasto on tiktok - I need all my niggas to experience it.

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@shaolinwaaavy

2 years

The problem with London is it’s 9 peng niggas 4 of them are weird and 2 can’t dress. Leaving 3 niggas to fight to the death.

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@shaolinwaaavy

10 months

Sorrel originates in Sudan!!! Reached West Africa through Mansa Musa’s pilgrimage and was maintained by West Indian’s through the transatlantic slave trade! One of my fav pieces of history, I whip this one out at the dinner table lol.

IJ | mwen pa sòt online

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10 months

Finding out today that Nigerians drink Zobo which is sorrel really warms my heart. We’re really all the same people and then ancestral roots are strong 🥹

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@shaolinwaaavy

6 months

CASISDEAD winning an award that is voted for by fans with his baby 200k+ monthly listeners shows why it’s important to grow a loyal following. Having a cult fanbase will sell out your tour, merch, and they’ll show up for you when it matters.

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@shaolinwaaavy

1 year

My glasto experience was so great

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@shaolinwaaavy

2 years

25+ is better because older lot just there to spend their money after a hard long week at work 😂 they enjoy like there isn’t another Friday at the end of next week

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@shaolinwaaavy

3 years

This can only be done at the end of the night darg can’t be greeting aunties smelling loud

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@shaolinwaaavy

4 years

The issue is rape culture is perpetuated so much socially to the point us as womxn don’t even know we’ve been assaulted until someone makes it clear to us.

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@shaolinwaaavy

3 years

I’d like to be buried in this suit plz !

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@shaolinwaaavy

8 months

The only way you can win in London is if you bump train.

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@shaolinwaaavy

3 years

Recess sold out Wembley Boxpark same weekend as DLT selling out Croydon. It’s a moment can’t lie.

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@shaolinwaaavy

4 years

lmao shout out the social media intern, you getting fired but shout out youuuu!

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@shaolinwaaavy

2 years

It’s really annoying how much people wanna let us know their distaste for afrobeats at carnival meanwhile no mention of drum & bass, house, or hip hop which are all big parts of carnival. I would understand if you were making valid points but you’re not. Just being negative.

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@shaolinwaaavy

1 year

People in Malta saying they didn’t know I could buss a whine is giving

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@shaolinwaaavy

23 days

Tyler was rapping rapping. Mixtapes with really well thought out concepts for the songs, art works, videos. It was anything but meme music. I have my thoughts and reservations on the artist that Tyler has become but I will never take away from his artistry.

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@shaolinwaaavy

8 months

Is this what niggas were doing!!! I was saying peoples music was shit

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8 months

if you posted nudes in your circles, go and delete them immediately. that is an order.

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@shaolinwaaavy

1 year

Someone said only 3 of the men can dress

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It’s legit 8 women to 1 man out here

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@shaolinwaaavy

10 months

Not they got me on a Supreme campaign 🙈

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@shaolinwaaavy

6 months

The snowbunny crisis is too funny cos sometimes I be thinking like nigga you know we can see you

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@shaolinwaaavy

11 months

Girls gotta have at least one down for whatever friend that’s down for shenanigans mid week cos that’s what keeps you young

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@shaolinwaaavy

2 years

My mum got me out here helping out at a Sudanese event she’s producing and let me tell you, one more aunty talk to me funny and I’m ruining our family name for life

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@shaolinwaaavy

5 years

Honestly if Saweetie is the worst rapper the women have then I’m sorry the bar for woman is so much higher than it is for men. Women don’t get the space to have shit bars and nice flows and beat selection the way men do

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@shaolinwaaavy

1 year

You had to be there!!! Some albums were so pivotal to contemporary music that if you’re listening today it just won’t hit the same.

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Ahead of her time.

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@shaolinwaaavy

4 years

Went to the park and served tbh

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@shaolinwaaavy

4 years

Every man out here says no man around me can abuse a woman but all these women still getting abused so I wish men would save it

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@shaolinwaaavy

10 months

Sorry but a man’s dating history can’t look like Eurovision and be making “I hate Black people jokes”, he’s not joking.

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@shaolinwaaavy

2 years

Nothing makes me cringe more than when I can tell I’m making a man nervous. I know some women revel in it and I wish I could be a man eater like y’all but that shit almost makes me angry loooool like pattern up don

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1 year

Trendy niggas in London think they’re so ahead of the curve fr

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POV: you're walking past Aimé Leon Dore in Soho

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@shaolinwaaavy

5 years

M.I.A accepting that MBE is so lame, how you gonna accept an honour from the same empire half your raps are about lmao.

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@shaolinwaaavy

7 months

It’s crazy that in a capitalist society these are the signifiers of a good life. In Marx’s world we’d be saying “I do something I love everyday, I’m surrounded by caring people, I am healthy”

𝔎𝔥𝔞𝔡𝔦𝔧𝔞𝔥 🗝₊˚⊹ ♡

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"I got a job, I got an education, and I got someone waiting for me at home goddamn it" is such a powerful affirmation like..control it!!

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@shaolinwaaavy

6 months

The annoying thing I’m seeing rn is miserable people waiting like “spill the tea!!!” In response to some vague RECESS complaints. Hoping it was a shit event cos they didn’t go. Unfortunately it was brilliant sorry to disappoint 😭

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@shaolinwaaavy

5 years

I was seeing someone for a whole year and it stopped on ok terms but that person was my best mate and now we don’t know what’s happening in each other’s lives and it’s one of the saddest things that’s happened to me lol

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@shaolinwaaavy

3 years

People saying how you gonna go Ghana before you go back home is actually killing me. You know niggas came Accra cos they wan RAVE. Not reconnect with their roots 🤣

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@shaolinwaaavy

1 year

When my friends upset with me I be crying shaking sliding down the wall fr. HOW CAN WE FIX THIS BESTIE. When a link or love interest expresses anything of the sort now, I acc delete the chat looooool like I care NIGGA don’t come and stress me

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@shaolinwaaavy

1 year

Man are coming up to me in the function and doing fit checks cos they’re rattled !!!! Believe in your sauce man

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1 year

Someone said only 3 of the men can dress

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@shaolinwaaavy

2 years

Music connoisseur be like

Laura Brosnan ✨ They / Them

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2 years

Wait, who knew Sully from Top Boy could rap? He's pretty good as well.

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@shaolinwaaavy

2 years

The American girl that said U.K. niggas are bad vibes & sassy came to our party yesterday and she said man are saying she ruined Detty December 😂

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@shaolinwaaavy

2 years

The girls wanna be mysterious to Lost Without U by Robin Thicke to get chose sorry dj plz play k trap warm

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@shaolinwaaavy

1 year

One of my biggest nightmares is my kids being begs ngl imagine catching your kid breading someone at school. Grounded !!!!

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@shaolinwaaavy

3 months

Oh nothing just in Paris on my way to the Louis Vuitton men’s show 🙈🙈🙈

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@shaolinwaaavy

1 year

Guys if you fall victim to any tiktok marketing let it be the UKLASH growth serum! I have been using it for 3 weeks and there is such a noticeable difference that I’m even scared they put crack in it

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@shaolinwaaavy

2 years

Don’t ask me if I’m rolling anywhere this summer cos I am

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@shaolinwaaavy

1 year

Sometimes you just know when a party is gonna be full of lighties no offence

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@shaolinwaaavy

4 years

Nearly cried today Cos my friends got me the trainers ive wanted my whole life 😭😭😭 love them. More life and these things

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@shaolinwaaavy

10 months

Everyone wearing trousers over their suits. Cowards

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@shaolinwaaavy

1 year

Just heard my bro say “trust me bro start wearing good outfits and everything will come to you” and I’m dying but also never heard something realer!

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@shaolinwaaavy

1 year

How are people juggling full time jobs with full blown side hustles 😭😭😭

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@shaolinwaaavy

2 years

Sometimes I be like yo i ain’t even peaked yet and I’m this buff ? Scary

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@shaolinwaaavy

4 years

Me and the #1 trophy awarded to @theresnosignall for Nines’s album? I can’t believe this is a real tweet. I’m so proud, I can’t believe I haven’t cried yet.

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@shaolinwaaavy

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I even hate using the word begging. They just asking fr lol. Ignoring anyone is rude, and we’re literally all suffering from the systemic failings of this country. Why would you treat a person so poorly 😭

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@shaolinwaaavy

3 years

It’s giving black power couple @vctrknda

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@shaolinwaaavy

9 months

Joined RECESS as a door babe when I was 18 😭😭😭😭😭 learnt so much about people, events and business. Truly invaluable knowledge and experience. End of an era fr - we had a time man.

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@shaolinwaaavy

3 years

The girls are doing frontals to go with their 15th birthday make up! The pressure is out of this world.

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@shaolinwaaavy

1 year

Crazy. Me and bro brought out 3 of our favourite artists to perform for 7k people in a theme park at the sea side.

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@shaolinwaaavy

3 years

Erm what was it they said about face card !!

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@shaolinwaaavy

2 years

Can I just say peng men haven’t come to recess since 2018 so yesterday I was really flabbergasted by the calibre of niggas

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@shaolinwaaavy

2 years

Wow just happy to be here

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@shaolinwaaavy

9 months

People need to understand their hair texture and be serious 😭 it isn’t not relaxer that made jayda’s hair like that

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Omg 😭😭😭😭😭

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@shaolinwaaavy

1 year

I’m sorry but it’s not drippy

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an essential item when going out (especially day parties) is a portable electric fan. i’m sorry all this ‘can i borrow/use?’ is razz, because why don’t you have your own?? it’s 2023.

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