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@charlesxholmes
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6 years
*puppy starts jumping on me* owner: im sorry. he just gets so excited to meet new people. me:
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4 months
this beef got the same energy as the ants in a bug’s life realizing they got numbers on they side and dont gotta be afraid of the cricket no more
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4 months
Rick Ross riding around to Kendrick Lamar’s “Like That” verse from the Future & Metro Boomin album
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5 years
arya said "anyone can be killed" and kept that same energy for six seasons. greatest of all time.
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6 months
usher my GOAT, but i cant stop laughing at my man pulling this move out at the super bowl
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3 years
if i was jermaine dupri you couldn’t tell me shit after producing both these albums back-to-back
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4 months
future been telling us for years what would happen if metro dont trust you and the fact even drake wasnt safe from that threat is hilarious. that’s some real loyalty
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3 months
i wish movie stars still did shit like this. can you imagine if we had a chalamet x zendaya dune 2 banger that played all summer 😪
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y’all will never make me hate this man. i’m sorry.
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6 years
my favorite 21 savage quirk is his yearly 12 car garage updates: 2016: “why you got a 12 car garage?” 2017: “they like ‘savage why you got a 12 car garage / and you only got 6 cars?’” 2018: “why you got a 12 car garage? / cause i bought 6 new cars”
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6 years
soulja boy said he was the most influential rapper on a wednesday and had ariana grande rapping in a “pretty boy swag” flow on “7 rings” by friday
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6 months
mos def heard “passionfruit” up in costco and said “enough is enough”
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3 months
we celebrating AI pac and snoop verses now? call me when y’all ready to be serious
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5 years
roddy ricch and "the box" really got these pop stars acting different
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4 months
the dj dropped “bulletproof” last night and lemme tell y’all the white folks went fucking nuts. never seen nothing like it. i owe la roux a big apology. wasnt familiar with the game
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3 months
kendrick said he hates the way the canadian says nigga and then told y’all “it aint even gotta be deep.” and now we on day 2 of biracial discourse cause y’all tryn make it deep smfh
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6 months
this some baller shit to say. this how rick ross be rapping
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Christopher Nolan says his movies will continue to be large-scale “because I know how fragile the opportunity to marshal those resources is.” “I know that there are so many filmmakers out there in the world who would give their eye teeth to have the resources I put together, and
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woke up to motherfuckers fact checkin the gladiator II trailer. i swear y’all allergic to greatness
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1 year
succession dropping this type of episode and simply calling it “connor’s wedding” is such a flex
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7 years
forever mood: Drake fake zipping his already zipped hoodie in front of Rihanna
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7 months
“i used to be a brother.”
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7 months
iron claw LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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1 year
this clip is very endearing cause majors is trying his best to describe some random anime MBJ made him watch and ends up summarizing the plot of every battle shonen anime ever
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2 years
what did beer do to thug?
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5 months
currently watching shogun
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6 years
wu-tang clan‘s utter disbelief that the heaven’s gate cult died in wack nike’s is the funniest shit ever. this was in their actual ‘97 ‘rolling stone’ cover story adjksjdhsksjsksk
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4 months
metro and kendrick really unionized they whole workplace against drake lmfao
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4 years
there’ve been a lot of crimes committed against my ppl this weekend, but david guetta putting a drop behind MLK’s “i have a dream” speech is up there
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6 years
support your friends the same way dj bay bay supports g herbo freestylin
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1 year
the bear wouldve ran the entire summer if it wasnt a binge drop. a lot of these episodes deserve an entire week to themselves smfh
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4 months
cole spent half that song listing off kendrick’s accolades. how you gonna admit that man got 2 classics, more grammys, and was popping longer than you and then try to convince me he’s the jealous one lmfao
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4 months
calling another man’s albums trash, but opening yours with a rick and morty bar is insane
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6 years
my pitch to an editor vs. the first draft
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5 months
would you rather make a billion real dollars or have 80 million viewers second screen your labor of love with a 22% completion rate?
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@Variety
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Zack Snyder says "more people probably saw ‘Rebel Moon’ than saw ‘Barbie’ in the theater, right?” "Say right now it's almost at 90 million views, right? 80 to 90 million accounts turned it on, give or take. [Netflix] assumes two viewers per screening. That’s like 160,000,000
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7 years
Brendon Urie said "we're just a wet dream for the webzine" in 2005 and we didn't give that man best rapper alive this what's wrong w/ rap
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1 year
ive seen a lot superhero movie PR spin, but “tell em tom cruise loves it” is 1000% the funniest
@DiscussingFilm
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Tom Cruise asked David Zaslav if he could watch ‘THE FLASH’ and he loved it. Cruise called Andy Muschietti to tell him “this is the kind of movie we need now.” (Source: )
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2 years
kanye wore a MAGA hat for years so you know that brother will cosign anything and even he drew the line at NFTs lmfao
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4 years
for my first ever cover story, i went to houston to profile megan thee stallion. it's probably the first rolling stone cover to discuss my hero academia, the art of twerking, puppy poop, and the health care supply chain. i regret nothing:
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5 months
the first 30 minutes of dune is just different award-winning actors walking into a room to tell timmy to cut the weirdo shit or to turn that weirdo shit all the way up
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6 years
projecting my own feelings of happiness and self worth onto a narcissistic chicago producer turned rapper with a relatable story & soul samples was a healthy life choice
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6 years
future dropping ‘beast mode 2?’ fellas it’s time to get into formation.
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2 years
mr morale, atlanta S3, and every netflix chappelle special feel like they suffer from a similar problem. kendrick, glover, and dave’s politics curdled in the past half decade and didn’t mature along with the generation consuming their work
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3 years
i would like to commend whatever intern convinced marvel to use a kid cudi “day n nite” edit to soundtrack a trailer in 2022. you’re doing great sweety
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6 years
not gonna lie i’d wear this duck as a sneaker
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4 years
it’s kinda insane that your avg. white musician only has to move about 60-70k units 1st week to get primetime tv/major award noms/cover stories while a POC artist damn near gotta be the most streamed artist in the world to get half that recognition
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Who is an actor that hasn’t worked with Wes Anderson yet but you think would kill it in one of his movies?
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casting a fake illegitimate daughter to help win a rap beef is playing into the “freaky ass nigga” allegations. shit is gettin weird
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6 years
quavo and swae lee finally went solo after years of fan pressure, only for people to turn around and call their solo music shit the minute it came out. the human condition is beautiful.
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4 months
i appreciate that even on an entire album dedicated to saying “fuck drake” you can still tell kendrick’s hatred for that man is on a level future and metro cant even fathom lmfao
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4 years
we need an oral history of funk flex premiering “otis.” it’s legitimately one of the funniest moments in music history. took him 30 minutes to play a 3 minute song
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5 years
editor: how’s that 1st draft coming? me:
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2 years
pattinson was making five beats a day for three summers in the batsuit??!
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The Batman star Robert Pattinson has explained he had to keep his costume on for long stretches during downtime – which meant he did everything from reading to making 'ambient electronic music' in the Batsuit.
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5 years
i can't support any rapper that's mean to nardwuar
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7 years
lil b outrapping kendrick 6 years ago still a top 10 hip-hop moment EVER
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3 years
there’s no way the avengers are bigger or more influential than the x-men. recency bias got y’all in a chokehold
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1 year
@bigsnugga 100% think mbj forced this man to watch naruto vs sasuke at valley of the end on an endless loop
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4 months
i went to one of them intense weightlifting spots for awhile and you quickly realize the strongest person you’ll every meet in life looks like a plumber who can secretly squat a prius
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Travis Kelce defends his 'Dad bod' after Chiefs star and Taylor Swift were spotted on the beach together in the Bahamas: 'It's March!'
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3 years
it’s wild that black culture was so dominant in the 90s it was even reflected in children’s entertainment. it’s even wilder that instead of network/cable tv investing more into this successful programming it just slowly began to fade by the 2000s
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📺DEBUT: ‘Kenan & Kel’ starring Kenan Thompson & Kel Mitchell premiered 25 years ago, July 15, 1996, on Nickelodeon
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bottoms is the exact type of comedy that used to come out every other month in theaters, but now cause we get 2 of these a year it inspires the wildest takes imaginable
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game of thrones writers room “so what’s bran’s power?” benioff: ummm... “and the night king’s motivation?” weiss: what if arya does a behind the back pass to kill the night king? *room erupts in applause*
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approach everyday like you're kid cudi & kanye freestyling on 106 & Park
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6 years
bruh valee’s acting is so effortless. somebody gotta get him a show on netflix 😭😭😭
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nah they never prepared ya boy for how much a good adult couch costs. im gonna be sick
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5 years
woke twitter stopping all of us from enjoying the kanye choir video
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adam sandler really gonna swoop in at the buzzer and steal brad pitt’s oscar. love to see it
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4 years
white pop stars get a little fame and immediately get holier-than-thou about hip-hop. i like billie eilish's music, but this take aint it
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2 months
cole shouldnt even make a top 500 albums list. let’s be serious
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cole doesn't have a single album worth being in the top 100 albums of all time? word word
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4 years
i love how kendrick lamar won a pulitzer and decided his next project would be starting an ad agency to sell us jeans
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i wish more hip-hop artists would keep it real and admit they got nothin left to say and their heart aint in the raps anymore. what’s the point of being black & rich if you cant chase random hobbies and play ya flute in airports
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Andre 3000 says he tried to make a rap album but “sometimes it feels inauthentic for me to rap because I don’t have anything to talk about in that way. I’m 48 years old.”
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1 year
if tom holland was willy wonka the sheer amount of hate the internet would produce for that man could power a sun lol
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I am gonna say it. Tom Holland would have eaten this role up like its nothing.
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i cant even hate on the last episode of the acolyte lmfao
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the movie star ecosystem really healing post-superhero boom. timmy, butler, and powell all fighting for the throne. older stars like gosling, dev, and efron showing levels of charisma the last couple decades tried to beat out of the system
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about to ruin the vibes at brunch by explaining my theories on THE CURSE finale in excruciating detail
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7 years
y'all talking about cover charges for family Thanksgiving?! the generational trauma IS the cover charge.
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1 year
i love how every actor talks about the MCU like they were serving serious time in the pen
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Robert Downey Jr. says he was 'a hundred percent' concerned that being in the MCU for a decade would affect his acting skills while filming #Oppenheimer (via @nytimes )
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ben getting his shot off over email is insane. my man a wild boy
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this news hurts so damn much. @jimmywopo_ was gracious enough to give me an interview when i had the first inklings i wanted to be a full-time writer. he didn’t have to give me that chance or be so humble. Rest In Peace king.
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i enjoyed barbie. pretty fun. but the way y’all was talkin bout this movie lmfao
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it wont get as much love as the kendrick verse but future rapping “you a nigga number 1 fan, dawg” is hysterical on levels we cant even begin to reckon with
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Wemby says Attack Of The Clones Is His 2nd favorite Star Wars film. Spurs might need to rethink things.
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rappers out here getting diamonds placed in their skulls, while over in rock land they debating the merits of smashing guitars. rock n roll ain’t never coming back lmfao
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@carlchery why would you put this out into the world. dont give him any ideas lmfao
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4 years
i could watch NBA players arguing about their scarf game for eternity
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Serge and OG arguing fashion forever
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@timmhotep she aint say roddy's name lmfao. he voldemort out here.
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4 years
today is my last day @rollingstone . what can i say besides we did it y’all
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1 year
just saw the adolescent turtle movie. 10/10. no notes
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i interviewed @trvisXX . it was brief, surreal, & amazing. thanks to trav for graciously taking the time to indulge a stan. lemme know when you’re ready for the sit down lol.
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i wrote and voiced my first visual essay on the evolution of kendrick lamar for @MTV & @MTVNews .
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giving agatha harkness a show is one of the funniest high off your own supply moves in MCU history
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The first trailer for ‘AGATHA ALL ALONG’ has been released. Releasing on September 18 on Disney+
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want to thank y’all for listening to @vanlathan and i this season. spent years thinking id never get to be a tv critic until the @ringer gave me a chance. grateful it happened in time for a show like THE BEAR final episodes up here:
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just experienced madame web
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just saw dune 2
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@55mmbae agreed, but it aint as smooth as it used to be and that makes me a lil sad cause you know…we all getting old lol
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2 years
rick ross telling his first cow “welcome to the promised land” is a top 5 moment of 2022
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Rick Ross so damn funny
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beyoncé sang “im swaggy” in 2022 and ain’t nobody in the studio want to say something lmfao
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'Citizen Kane' lost its perfect score on Rotten Tomatoes, making 'Paddington 2' the new greatest film of all-time
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people who go to the movie theaters twice a year always convinced they’ve just seen the greatest movie of all time. like relax, that’s the high of getting out of the house and communing with your fellow man
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Cudi was bigger than Drake. Wale was called the next Jay-Z. Drake didn't even know how big he'd become. Early 2000s was weird.
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imagine buying a pusha t signed mic off eBay for $200 when you're 17 and then dropping "duppy freestyle" 14 years later. we are in the darkest timeline lmfao.
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the ultimate form of capitalism is knowing an entire industry stripped jack kirby of credit and fair compensation in life only to watch a generation of “fans” raised by that same industry continue that level of disrespect in death
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