This year I led the engineering effort to build recording, transcription and summarization in Notes, and worked with the Phone/FaceTime teams to extend that to calls. It's been a labor of love for me and the many others involved. Can't wait to see what people do with these tools!
Remote work is a disability concern. It’s a women’s concern. It’s a people-who-want-better-mental-health concern. If you want to go back to the office, nobody is stopping you. But you should not step on the rest of us.
*spicy takes*
- software engineering interviews mostly rely on memorization, luck, and confidence
- being good at interviews does not make you intelligent or a good programmer
- being bad at interviews does not make you unintelligent or a bad programmer
✨Personal news 2 of 2✨
This will probably surprise exactly 0 people, but in one of the fastest boomerangs ever, I’ll be re-joining Apple next week.
I will be on the team that works on this tiny little app you may have heard of.
📣Phew okay I can finally share some news I’ve been keeping quiet for a while. I’m so, so excited to share that I’ve accepted an iOS role at Twitter starting in September 😊
Don’t worship companies, folks.
The happiest tech people I know are the ones that realize that tech companies are taking advantage of you, and you have to do everything you can to reclaim as much value as possible.
Critics have frequently raised concerns about the ethics of cloning pets, as it involves putting surrogate animals through the difficult IVF process. Some argue that it seems decadent, given that there are 6,300,000 animals entering U.S. shelters yearly.
Today’s my last day at .
I’m sad.
I’m scared.
I’ve learned so much. Met so many outrageously smart and cool people.
Worked at my dream company.
I will probably take some time to grieve. But I will be approaching my next adventure with an open heart and mind.
I pet Susan. She is a 3 year old Blue Heeler, Beagle mix who was adopted from Paws Humane in Iowa. She lives with Greg, a Chihuahua mix. Susan is reactive and afraid of other dogs, but she loves Greg. She keeps Greg company, and Greg teaches her all about the good life.
1. Yes this was predictable
2. It is still upsetting because
3. The damage is done, so many talented people left or were re-orged and nobody trusts management anymore
4. All for what
What NOT to do as an iOS developer: reply to Apple hiring manager tweets and harass them about not having remote options.
The hiring managers have no say in the policy. Stop being a jerk. Everyone sees you.
People completely lose me when they use “foo” and “bar” in code examples. I can’t parse them and my brain gets stuck. Is this a thing from another age? I don’t get it.
Okay at the risk of *gestures wildly at Twitter*
Apple is a big company. It’s got some problems. But it’s a great place to work for a lot of people.
A certain employee has made it their mission to bring down Apple through whatever means necessary.
Including straight LIES.
When you start working at Apple, they give you a little card with a paragraph about how you’re going to do your “life’s work” there.
I don’t like that. What if I’m going to do my life’s work at multiple places? What if Apple was just preparing me to do my life’s work?
It’s been two years since I rejoined Apple and first joined the Notes team, and my life has changed in so many good ways since then. I'm so grateful for where I am 🥹
Books from 40 years ago should not influence how you run a software team. That was before they had large, cross-platform initiatives. It was also before they had, you know, women.
I see so many people on here that are obsessed with Apple.
Hard truth: You can love it, but it’s not going to love you back.
Apple exists to make money.
Any cool things that come out of it are a result of great people working hard. Stan them. Not the company.
Alright since everyone’s doing it, my first (and last) in-person WWDC was in 2019!
This day was the first time that it clicked for me that I really am an engineer.
Having to explain to my spouse the acceptable hobbies for an iOS developer:
- pizza making
- collecting vintage Apple computers
- cappuccino making
What am I missing
I reject all the discourse complaining about turning 30.
I spent all of my 20s with poor mental health and unhappy with my appearance and achievements.
I’m spending my 30s happy and content and frankly looking better than I ever have.
😘
Summary of my onboarding experiences thus far:
Now-folded startup: here’s a laptop, fix stuff
Apple: here’s a laptop, spend the next two weeks figuring out how to set it up
Twitter: here’s a laptop, DO NOT OPEN IT we have a step-by-step class on how to set it up
✨Personal news 1 of 2✨
This will be my last week working at Twitter. I have so much I want to say, but I haven’t yet found the right way to do it. Suffice it to say it’s very bittersweet for me and I will miss the company and my coworkers so very much.
I gripe a lot about Objective-C but now that I’ve had the opportunity to work with it a lot more I’m absolutely going to double down on the griping because shit is weird as heck
If you have kids, please please make sure they’re not afraid of you. It’s so permanently damaging to the mind and spirit to be afraid of the ones you should trust the most. This is much bigger than any “values” you might be trying to instill.
Earlier this year I was incredibly anxious, wondering whether I was cut out to be an iOS engineer, whether I would be laid off from Twitter, questioning where I was going. Then four months ago today, I got some very good news and it’s been life-changing 😊 📝
@Swizec
Honestly it’s a much bigger red flag if someone like you is supposedly “senior” and posts on the internet about one of their candidates. This is so unprofessional and unethical. Why would anyone want to interview for you knowing their insecurities are going to be mocked publicly?
2 years at !!!
I’m so grateful for my experiences so far and looking forward to what’s to come. As always thanks to
@pixel
for plucking me out of nowhere 😊
I used to love every
#AppleEvent
because it brought new exciting technologies. I now love them because I get to celebrate the hard work of my colleagues. 💜
As a person who writes software, I would simply never tag engineers I know at a large company when I find a bug, especially if they don’t work on the relevant feature
If you think there’s no misogyny in tech, read the replies.
I’ve often been the only woman in the room and it can really suck. Some groups, like my current team, are doing a lot to create a welcoming environment for women. Many are not.
Can y’all stop making “Things Junior iOS Devz Should Know” lists because none of us know any of those things, we are literally all just copy/pasting and crossing our fingers and sometimes crying
cw: mental health issues
It’s been about five years since I was hospitalized for depression, got Pokey to help with said depression, learned Swift, wrote my first apps, won my first hackathons, and started believing in myself. Glad to be here
I’m going to need strangers to stop asking why I left Apple. If I follow you, feel free to message me and ask. If not, maybe like mind your own business?