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Comedian & Actor. Represented by WME. For bookings contact MHarvey @WMEAgency .com / All other enquires joe @tswmgmt .com

Holywood, N.Ireland

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Joined July 2008

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@shanetodd

Shane Todd

6 months

🚨 MY BIGGEST EVER SHOW 🚨 so aye, we’re doing this! Ive been blown away by the home support since my first gig in Belfast 18 years ago. we have the best fans in the world and I cannot wait to do this ❤️ tickets on sale Friday 02 Feb @ 10am

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3 years

Last weekend in Larne someone tied a photographers shoelace to a fence without him knowing There already is a ‘Super League’. It’s called the Irish League.

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3 years

Half of Belfast is rioting & the other half is queuing three hours for a toastie

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It’s every film set in Belfast with non Belfast actors

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4 years

Stuart Dallas would call round the morning after a house party off his own back to tidy the dishes, hoover, power wash the driveway and build you a two storey garage. Then he’d just jog back home down the hard shoulder of the motorway.

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4 years

Avoid Larne today guys. No snow, but still

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2 years

The maddest night of my career opening for @KevinHart4real at the 3 Arena Dublin after a run of intimate shows in Belfast. @COLINGEDDIS and I about to drink tequila in an alleyway and cry

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3 years

Billy joe saunders would shit in your kettle at a house party

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6 years

North Down socialite Mike McGoldrick finds out why young people are so offended nowadays...

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5 years

DUP man rants on Facebook Live

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5 years

Going to try and get funding to turn this into a film.

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2 years

How to watch football

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2 years

We had a baby shower tonight for close personal friends only

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5 years

DUP man in NYC 🇺🇸

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4 years

THE MOST ICONIC INTERVIEW EVER RECORDED

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3 years

KEITH CRUISE JOINED RIO FERDINAND'S PODCAST TO TALK ABOUT THEIR TIME AT UNITED RIO'S FEELING IT! ⚽️

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1 year

The Banshee Bones Of Inisherin

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5 months

NOLAN CALLER LOSES HEAD OVER DEVENISH

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3 years

Thankfully the assembly are back tomorrow so they can plan to discuss having discussions that might lead to discussions at some point but probably won’t

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2 years

What an unbelievable night at Lavery’s Comedy Club last night 🔥

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1 year

Honoured to lead the security detail for Joey B on his trip to Belfast 🇺🇸

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4 years

Not a mission Messi gets in that Coleraine team

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5 years

It’s deadline day and Belfast’s premier football agent Keith Cruise is feelin’ it!

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6 years

you should have given wee louis tomlinson's song with steve aioki way, way more and you fucking know it.

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3 years

MCGOLDRICK IN THE HOLYLANDS 2021 🍾

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3 years

ENGLISH GUY IN THE FRONT ROW 😅

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5 years

Being from here and genuinely calling yourself a social media influencer should get ya a decade in maghaberry

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1 year

Playing at soccer aid far outweighs any ambition I have in comedy. I don’t think there’s been a Northern Ireland representative since Kielty. I will wear class boots. I will literally also be the tea lady for all players and staff. I NEED THIS

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Soccer Aid

1 year

Tell us, why should you play at #SoccerAid 2023? This is your one shot 🗣👂

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5 years

‘The Northern Irishman’ is 4 hours long. Most of it is him waiting in traffic at boucher

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4 years

It’s taking CIA, cops & security guards to stop the storming of Congress In Northern Ireland all it took was a revolving door

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2 years

It’ll take a while to comprehend or it might never. Opening for Kevin Hart for the past few nights with my man @COLINGEDDIS has been the best experience of my career. The fact it’s in Belfast makes it even sweeter. The local crowds showed just how good of a comedy city we have ❤️

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7 years

He's not leaving!

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6 years

Belfast city centre on a nice day; Suns out Topless madman telling pigeons to fuck up whilst drinking white lightning and walking his pitbull out

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3 years

YOUR UNCLE TODAY

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3 years

Your da is on bebo looking for everyone

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4 years

CRUISEY’S DEADLINE DAY ⚽️

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3 years

CRUISEY IS STARTING A LOCAL SUPER LEAGUE

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3 years

Culchies bleed pepper sauce

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5 years

I love Line Of Duty but having it filmed in Belfast means there’s dramatic moments wrecked when I shout “fuck me I used to go swimming round the corner from there”

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4 years

Fuck anyone that brought their football into the house with them when they were called for dinner We had to sit on a wall for an hour while you had your crispy pancakes you Judas bastard!

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2 years

IRISH LEAGUE DEADLINE DAY ⏰

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4 years

DUP MAN REACTS LIVE FROM STORMONT EXECUTIVE TALKS

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4 years

I fucking love the Irish league ❤️

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Roderick Decker

4 years

Warrenpoint Ballymena match ends in carnage with the keeper in fighting with the crowd.

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3 years

DUP MAN EXPLAINING THE ROADMAP

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3 years

Remember you can spend your £100 high street voucher in holywood You can get a nice scone. And make rest up with your own money

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3 years

Very kindly a pensioner offered me their pay and display parking ticket! But that’s illegal so they’ve been reported to psni and are en route to maghaberry

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3 years

I’M PAYING NEXT TIME LOL! GREAT CATCH UP

@ArleneFosterUK

Arlene Foster DBE PC #ProudofNI.

@ArleneFosterUK

3 years

Just had a lovely lunch @DeanesAtQueens with a good friend. It’s great hospitality is open again- Hope everyone is having a great day this lovely sunny afternoon. #ProudofNI

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5 years

For anyone who enjoys videos on Instagram of me scaring my 69 year old da with a heart problem... today we completed it #sly

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2 years

STICK A FRY ON 😂 The main man @paddythedagger is joining me on this week’s tea with me podcast. Belter. 🔊 🎥

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3 years

Someone tell @BelfastLive that “former youngster” is an adult 😂😂😂

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4 years

Self isolating at home in North Down is easier. You can walk for miles before you hit the bottom of the driveway .

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3 years

castle street

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The Athletic Boxing

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3 years

Name the best venue to see a boxing fight.

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5 years

Me when the policemen grab my collar too tight

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3 years

Stuart Dallas does triathlons on his days off to relax

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8 years

Northern Ireland Politics #1

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2 years

@naomh_pol If you want to do a fundraising comedy night for this let me know

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6 years

Fuck anyone that took their football into the house with them when they were called in for dinner in the middle of a game on the street

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3 years

DUP MAN IS PISSED!

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4 years

KEITH CRUISE TERRACE NOISES FOR THE IRISH LEAGUE RESTART ⚽️

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3 years

Didn’t get charged for a 5p plastic bag cause the guy listens to the podcast. Sly for the environment but huge win for the sippers!

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3 years

TRYING TO ENJOY MY NIGHT UFC AND CALLED OUT BY @jakepaul FALLS PARK 2022 👊🏻

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4 years

Tony Watt once scored against Barcelona in the champions league He’s now hitting a pen at the coleraine showgrounds Shows that if you work hard you’ll get the rewards. What a moment for him

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1 year

MASSIVE

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4 years

JOE MCEXOTIC

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3 years

If you think van morrison bringing ian paisley is mad wait till my outdoor tour starts and I bring out julian simmons

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4 years

DUP man has braved the conditions to bring you this important message ⛄️

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4 years

People in Northern Ireland love talking about American politics. Which is class because we have everything sorted here 🤙🏼

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2 years

Showing 2 of Scotland’s finest around the worlds greatest town before a podcast.

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4 years

BOYCIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

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4 years

Major respect to Phil and Holly. Not just TV presenters...

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1 year

LOL WHO MADE THIS????

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3 years

This isn’t me talking ffs 😂😂😂 stop asking

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3 years

A teenager inside the UVF tells of the struggle to get out.

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5 years

About time!!!! Very well deserved. Congrats to all

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5 years

Northern Ireland MLAs to get £1,000 pay rise

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6 years

Spent hours trying to get a parking space in Belfast city centre. Sorted now! Can someone pick me up from Lurgan?

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3 years

This isn’t me.

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UFC

3 years

Welcome to the UFC @PaddyTheBaddy 👏 #UFCVegas36

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4 years

Cut the grass for the first time this year and whole street just went wild at the same time. Thank you guys

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4 years

People really kicking off that Keith Cruise is commentating on tomorrow’s Portadown v Linfield game. To anyone that thinks I’m not going to take it seriously, pronounce names wrong and generally be making stupid jokes YOU’RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT MATE!!!!!! KEITH’S FEELING ITTTTTT ⚽️

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2 years

Paolo Nutini playing Belfast tonight

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4 years

Hoping to get Ronan McAliskey on the podcast

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3 years

CRUISEY IS NOT THE MAN TO WATCH THE FOOTBALL WITH ⚽️

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1 month

Appreciate the support

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1 month

Great game Slovakian @shanetodd 👏🏻

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4 years

Does anywhere on the lisburn road do coffee?

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3 years

Wish more people would start giving their opinion on this royal family thing

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5 years

The sort of people who want this are the sort of people who took their football into the house with them when they were called for dinner in the middle of a match

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Digital Spy

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#GameofThrones fans petition for HBO to remake season 8 following controversial episode

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3 years

THIS LIFE COACH NAILS IT

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5 years

Local DUP man shares his thoughts on the election. Please don't share.

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3 years

SO I’VE SIGNED FOR BARCELONA IT SEEMS

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2 years

34 🎈 I have had a lovely day so far for my birthday and it has been nice. We had a nice coffee in strangford and then boarded the ferry to Portaferry. It was nice. Then we went to Harrison’s of Greyabbey for a nice breakfast I have really enjoyed my birthday.

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1 year

I’m 35, have Crohn’s disease & have never played in the champions league

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1 year

@shanetodd He’s 50 years old dude.

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3 years

CRUISEY IS A BUSY MAN TODAY ⚽️ The Irish League transfer deadline is heating up!

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4 years

If I put the same amount of effort into my career as jamie bryson is putting in to stop the local football season starting I’d have a netflix special

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2 years

Your da bought an empty bottle of prime and puts robinsons squash in it

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3 years

Within 20 seconds crusaders keeper been sent off during a shoot out for coming off his line 3 times in a row so a player is in nets and bbc have lost their sound. ITS THE IRISH LEAGUE BABY!

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Shane Todd

3 years

Why did the cast of gladiators do an appearance tour of northern irish primary schools in the 90s? And why did a guy in my class not think it was weird to get Ace to sign an Everton football shirt despite admitting there was no link

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1 year

I have never gone on about scoring a goal at a charity match before and certainly now won’t be bringing this one up again. Here’s me slotting one in against Man United legends as Jaap Stam watches on in awe 🤷🏼‍♂️

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Shane Todd

3 years

PADDY BARNES HAS SPENT LONGER IN EDUCATION THAN ANY SO CALLED COVID ‘EXPERT’ 😅 @paddyb_ireland & @sugarseantl in great form on this week’s tea with me pod 🎥 🔊

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Shane Todd

4 years

If Kim Jong-Un really is dead it’ll be a massive loss to the game of golf. Greatest player of all time.

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2 years

@piersmorgan Well then you pick on me d*ckhead, not my hard-working young male tour openers.

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2 years

HEATWAYVE MAYTE ☀️

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