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2 years

19 shows with Our Kev. 🔥 What an experience. 🙏

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Old culchie women to Spanish guy at sandwich shop in Tenerife airport: ‘Is there a meal deal with the bap and a mineral?’ Spanish Guy: *completely vacant Stare Old culchie woman: ‘You think they would speak a bit of English at the airport for God’s sake’

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Sure what possesses a man to take any trip really? The prospect of a better life? ... An iPhone 6?

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‘Local Talent’

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All these hard men out here fightin’ bottles...🙄

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Ever wonder how Stevie Nolan lost all that weight? Tag a mate fatter than Nolan!! 😂

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I feel like an athlete walking through Craigavon hospital. I’m the only cunt round here not smoking a regal filter through an anus on my neck.

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4 years

People of Northern Ireland, just be aware that the sun isn’t out today which probably means coronavirus is back. 🙏 #StaySafe

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6 years

The Blender VS The Jihadi Bride. RT like fuck.

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3 years

Any craic over here then?

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5 years

At’s Enough Nai.....

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6 years

For all the culchie #Asmr freaks out there...

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5 years

The world is fucked. Boris Johnson is Queen, all the aliens are being released and everyone. In NI has to get gay married. #DailyBlend

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3 years

Spare a thought for all the Conversion Therapists currently out of work. 🙏 Kenny’s Conversions...

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5 years

#coronavirus survival tips from Barry The Blender....

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7 years

Don't act like you won't be watching. #McGregorMayweather 👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻🔥🔥🔥

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5 years

Built like a toffee apple...

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5 years

The man, the myth, the legend... Coming soon 👀

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6 years

Big announcement in the morning....

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3 years

🦍🦍🦍

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4 years

Good-fucking -morning folks!! I’m so pumped to announce after two sold out shows in January, I will be returning to the SSE Arena in September 2021 with my all new show “Unbelievable”. On-sale Friday at 10am!! 🙌🙌🙌🙌

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4 years

I’ve seen at least three Xmas dinner pics on Instagram with mushy peas on the plate. Christmas is ruined.

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5 years

When you ask your stoner mates if they want a Chinese...

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2 years

😱 BELFAST TESCO DRAMA😱 - Brand new episode of the General Banter Podcast out tomorrow morning! 🤙

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6 years

Do you ever just be trying to choose paint colours with your partner and pray that a stray bullet goes through your neck? #relatable

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5 years

What’s more effective for losing water weight through sweating? Sauna or trying on jeans in a fitting room?

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7 years

Is that thunder or is somebody stealing my wheelie bin?

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4 years

I tell ya what, Barry from DPD is one busy bastard.

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6 years

With nowhere to buy cheap jammies, women in Belfast might actually have to wear CLOTHES IN PUBLIC now!!! 😮😮 #RIPrimark

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4 years

It’s been a year to the day since I did my first arena show at @SSEBelfastArena and then... y’know... apocalypse etc.

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2 years

BLENDER: THE LOST TAPES Premiering tomorrow night on YouTube. 7pm. Click here to hit the notification 🔔👉

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5 years

THE BELFAST DALEK - (GENERAL BANTER PODCAST CLIP) 🔥 At’s Us Nai🔥

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4 years

Big jezza can’t handle the sesh...

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4 years

GENERAL RANTER is back. This time we tackle #Yeezyforpresident #KanyeforPresident2020 🙌🙌

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6 years

@Odhraaan When it’s a group of friends raising money for other sick friends, we don’t have to fill a quota.

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4 years

Just stood behind a guy in the shop buying two VERY essential scratch cards. 🤷‍♂️🙈🤷‍♂️

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5 years

At’s actually us naiii...

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2 years

🍆MADILDA🍆 another hour of chaos on the General Banter Podcast available tomorrow morning. Feat: @MickyBartlett & @McCannMan

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5 years

Absolutely no fucking around...

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6 years

🍺Aff it for lent... Might have 1 on St Paddy’s Day☘️

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7 years

I need a fucking match programme watching Game of Thrones. Can't remember any cunts name.

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4 years

Do you reckon there are priests sitting around in cafes right now writing jokes about comedians?

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4 years

I love watching cleaning shows on Netflix whilst I steep the ‘good fork’ in boiling water so I can scrape the weetabix off it and use it to eat super noodles out of a protein shaker. 🤙

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4 years

Sell them.

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4 years

Had a great anniversary, the Mrs bought me @COLINGEDDIS tickets... And all I could think was why weren't they @McCannMan tickets??? Hopefully he can live up to Aaron's level. 🤣👀🤣... #onlymessing

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4 years

Fuck it, that’s it. I’m gonna take my bra off and shoot some TikToks.

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6 years

I’m sneakin’ a half bottle in. Early Bird tickets on sale this Friday at 10am. Squirt squirt.

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5 years

Yeah WTF @netflix ?

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5 years

@NetflixUK When are you going to make contact with @COLINGEDDIS ? Never put out a comedy special but doing two arena dates in January! Have a word will you!!

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4 years

I’m starting a company called ‘GymWhale’. It’s athleisure wear for people who want to look like they just came from the gym when they are retrieving McDonald’s chips from down the side of their drivers seat.

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Fuck this shit Follow me on Instagram.

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4 years

6 shows sold out. Turn-up, mask on, wash your wank mittens, don’t have flu symptoms, order drinks from the app, don’t be kissing strangers, eat the free pizza, laugh your nips off, fuck off home. I’m away to write some material. 🚀

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3 years

My eyebrows as soon as I turned 35….

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4 years

If you wait in a Starbucks drive-thru for 10 mins to order a 1 shot latte you should be euthanised.

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8 years

Biggest gig of the year? The Comedy Squad live at The Ulster Hall! Get your tickets Naiiiii!!!!!! #GeneralBanter

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5 years

What’s better than this??

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6 years

Is there ANYBODY at airport security that doesn’t have a brain injury?

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3 years

There’s just too many mullets.

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4 years

Here’s a clip from my podcast where I discuss some of the lovely people I had the pleasure of meeting whilst working retail...

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3 years

Myself and @MickyBartlett verbally abusing a person that doesn’t exist. Enjoy it. #GeneralBanterPodcast

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5 years

There’s a guy beside me in Nero on what seems like a casual job interview and he’s definitely on gear. From what I can hear, he’s massively overqualified.

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6 years

Americans talk some shite don’t they?

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🇳🇿The Shankill Haka🇳🇿 A bit of silliness from Lavery’s Comedy Club.

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5 years

There’s a wee documentary for yiz there....

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4 years

Anyone else scream ‘MY BODY, MY CHOICE!!’ when they eat a cold Domino’s for breakfast?

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4 years

I think I have about 2 podcasts left on my playlist that aren’t hosted by rapists or paedophiles. 🤙

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4 years

1 year ago today!!!!

The SSE Arena, Belfast

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4 years

A year ago today @COLINGEDDIS brought 'Gedzilla' to a packed @SSEBelfastArena ! Colin is back this year with a new show, 'Unbelievable'. Get your tickets here ➡

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Hey @elonmusk , here’s a wee project for ya.... a printer that actually works. Get on it. Cheers mate.

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4 years

Bit of light entertainment for a Friday evening...

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10 years

Annabelle can go fuck herself.

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5 years

‘’Hey Colin How is the ‘no carb’ diet going?’’ “Well this morning, I shat a dog shit.”

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5 years

Remember when Limp Bizkit gave a shout out to Ben Stiller in one of their songs? Scundered.

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1 year

🕊️STORMONT TO THE RESCUE🕊️ This week’s episode of the General Banter Podcast is out feat: Myself & Ciaran Bartlett.

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7 years

Tickets are still valid! #WreckinBais

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COLIN GEDDIS

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4 years

Fuck build ups, we just drop dates in this muhfucka!! Your boy is doing some super safe distanced gigs at the Limelight on the 3rd Sept! We have an early + a late show! We’ll have shits and giggles and pizza. Tickets go on sale tonight at 6pm from !

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5 years

I’m only tweeting this so I can screenshot it and share it on my instagram.

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5 years

I just put a barbell through a shower door trying to do a decent home workout. 🙄

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5 years

Hittin’ 2020 like...

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7 years

What’s the ‘Manslaughter’ of rape?

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4 years

When the fuck did people start calling beans, ‘Legumes’? Who is gonna use that term? ‘AWH I’M ABOUT TO BLOW MY LEGUMES!!!’

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4 years

🙌 COVID IS OVER 🙌 today we celebrate the reopening of some of our favourite hotspots... #generalranter

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10 years

There are far too many people getting far too excited about getting into University of Ulster.

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4 years

How am I being fat shamed by Rebel Wilson and Action Bronson? Fucksgoinonhere?

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4 years

Cheers Dettol for the wipes! Gotta stay extra safe during these times! 🙏

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6 years

Tickets on sale now for my show at the @SSEBelfastArena !! Get your hands on some early bird tickets here RT LIKE F*CK-

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4 years

Since the government has suggested people in the Arts should retrain for different jobs... I’ve decided to be an Influencer 👉

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3 years

🔥Myself and Shane Todd are putting on a bit of a double header at London’s Legendary Leicester Square Theatre on August 21st!! Tickets on sale Friday at 10am! Tell your Friends!! 🔥

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COLIN GEDDIS

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8 years

In all seriousness though, open the fuckin' shops lads. #easter #GetOverYourselfJesus

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COLIN GEDDIS

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7 years

It's Finally Done!! The mini behind the scenes documentary I filmed at my two gigs at The Ulster Hall and Limelight! Share The shite out of it! -

Colin Geddis: General Banter

Back in December 2017 I had a few big gigs in Belfast, so I had D3rk Matter follow me a round to get some behind the scenes action. Check it out in this mini...

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COLIN GEDDIS

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5 years

If you want to hear more truth-bombs like this one, come see me at my added date at the SSE arena in Belfast Next January!! Tix available here 👉