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not to be trifled with. new album Food for Worms out now 🪱

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Joined August 2014
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gotta love those ‘once in a lifetime’ recessions that i’ve already experienced twice in my lifetime at age 23
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for lent i’m giving up the ability to live and work in 27 countries
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friendly reminder if you voted tory, don’t listen to our music, don’t come to our shows. we don’t fucking want you.
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looks nothing like him
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Churchill’s statue today in London. I’m speechless.
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WE HAD A 3 WEEK HEADSTART AND WE’RE NOW IN A WORSE POSITION THAN ITALY WITH DEATHS TO INCREASE FURTHER AND YET THE TORIES REMAIN CATEGORICALLY UNCHALLENGED BY THE MEDIA
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piers morgan is a virgin
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guess which photo the gammons have a problem with
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my mum has devoted her life to working as a nurse in the nhs. i’ve seen first hand the immense stress put on nurses by this government through the systematic underfunding of the nhs by the tories. these cretins are going to sell off the greatest asset this country has ever had.
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life comes at you fast
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800 odd tories all doing the ‘never even heard of you 😂😂’ banter begs the question: has there ever been a funny conservative?
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you come to me on this, the day of my daughter’s zine launch
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remember when we declared a climate emergency like 6 weeks ago and then proceeded to change absolutely nothing
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said it before and will say it again unequivocally - if you voted tory, do not come to our shows, do not listen to our music. have a look in the mirror and ask yourself how you became such a selfish individual.
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@shamebanduk
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WRONG WAY DOWN A ONE WAY STREEET
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Matt Chorley
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Boris Johnson's motorcade going the wrong way down a one-way street. He's not big on the laws, is he?
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the first letter of each of the songs on this album spell out the words ‘shit band’
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THE BALANCE 26 APRIL 2019 PRE ORDER NOW
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probably because you’re massive melts
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“Every time you open your mouth these days, you’re rolling the dice” Ahead of the duo's huge homecoming show in Brighton, @royalblooduk talk to NME about the Twitter-storm Big Weekend backlash, class, and what they learned from touring with @muse
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Pleased to announce we shall be spending our newly acquired funds on hard drugs and anti-tory propaganda, and a new bib for @danwootton if we have some left over #dontbuythesun
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looooool they really got cambridge analytica to build the corona nhs tracing app how fucking stupid do they think we are
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british 👏🏻 people 👏🏻only 👏🏻 call 👏🏻 themselves 👏🏻 expats 👏🏻 because 👏🏻 they 👏🏻 think 👏🏻 immigrant 👏🏻 is 👏🏻 a 👏🏻 dirty 👏🏻 word
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Food for Worms out now, enjoy responsibly 🪱 x
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please someone take me out back and shoot me in the head
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Spotify introduced a new music discovery feed resembling TikTok
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it’s…rebekah vardy
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It’s a new beginning and a new chapter people. Food for Worms, the Lamborghini of shame records, is out February 24th.
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new shame album this year
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fuck you
@pritipatel
Priti Patel MP
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After many years of campaigning, I am delighted the Immigration Bill which will end free movement on 31st December has today passed through Parliament. We are delivering on the will of the British people.
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nooo don’t vote tory you’re so sexy aha
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shut up you melt
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Remember to be kind and polite today.
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looking forward to probably having to stay locked down longer than any european country because english people are so fucking thick
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Our new album Vote Of No Confidence is out at 8pm today.
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tricking students back into overpriced accommodation knowing full well all lectures would be online is fucking sinister man
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francis bourgeois’ silence on rmt strike is deafening
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Album 2, c’est fini. Incoming..
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recording album 2
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It is with immense pleasure we announce a new chapter of shame. Our second album ‘Drunk Tank Pink’ will be unearthed on January 15th. Produced by James Ford with artwork of my father by Tegen Williams.
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hey man silly goose records called asking for you, they want to offer you a three album deal
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Crazy Frog has more monthly Spotify listeners than us
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thinkin about ratatouille. that crazy mouse just can’t stop cooking
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jesus fucking christ put me down now
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The Labour Party
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God save His Majesty The King.
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just because I voted for a racist prime minister doesn’t make me racist!! stop judging me
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complaining about gender neutral toilets is hands down the stupidest thing imaginable. have you been on a plane?
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that dickhole lead singer from sticky fingers is sitting next to us at a rooftop pool in singapore, petition for me to throw him in and remove the ladder sims style?
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what a prick
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have you ever been so Divorced you had to go to space
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pack it up folks music is done
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Spotify officially announces ‘Discovery Mode.’ In exchange for lower royalty rates, artists can use the program to gain more algorithmic exposure through Spotify Radio and autoplay.
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christmas update: mam still doesn’t get ‘the idles’
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You cheated not only the game, but yourself. You didn't grow. You didn't improve. You took a shortcut and gained nothing. You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. It's sad that you don't know the difference.
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loooool slowthai what a wasteman
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bring back pelting fascists with milkshakes
@timothygmitch
Tim Mitchell 🌹💙
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ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY. 2nd May 2019 in the city of Warrington, this happened. 😂
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so in the past week I’ve made several trips to the gy ⊂_ヽ   \\ no    \( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)     > ⌒ヽ    /   へ\    /  / \\cologist    レ ノ   ヽ_つ   / /   / /|  ( (ヽ  | |、\  | 丿 \ ⌒)  | |  ) / ノ )  Lノ (_/
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two years with this one x
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cunt
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‘washing machines live longer with calgon’ is the single greatest jingle of the 21st century and any replies suggesting otherwise will be blocked and reported immediately.
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album 2 was mastered today 🥂
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☕️
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happy brexit day you fucking morons
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Fucking finally. Drunk Tank Pink is now available to order, listen, laugh and love to. Sean’s currently on a plane arriving in the motherland soon, but rest assured the pilots have been informed and are blasting the entire album through the intercom.
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tories love shitting on footballers because it disgusts them that people from working class backgrounds have access to that sort of wealth. where’s the pressure on the billionaire club owners to be donating money?
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we’re recording our new album rn shit sounds delicious
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incredible you can actually indentify every nonce on twitter by simply checking if they have 🇬🇧 in their name
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the saddest part about starting a new album campaign is that we have to change our profile pic from what the fuck is up dennys
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It’s truly astonishing that this still needs to be said, don’t grope people at gigs. Just because you’re in a packed environment, it doesn’t mean the same rules of consent and human decency don’t apply. You aren’t welcome at our shows.
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Sophie Reardon
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Hi @shamebanduk I’m just a girl standing in front of a band wanting to enjoy the music without being groped or not looked after by the crowd when it gets a bit rough. Any chance you can pass the message onto the lads x
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so many incredible musicians, touring crew, producers, sound + lighting people, promoters, venue staff and countless others are probably going to leave the music industry forever, and as always, it’s all the tories fault
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one day after the single. coincidence? i think not
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I Feel Ashamed SHAME IS IMPORTANT
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don’t go to the pub
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#8 IN THE CHARTS BABY 🚨🚨🚨🔥🚨🚨🥂🥂🚨🔥🔥🔥
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we released songs of praise 15 years ago today
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life comes at you fast
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i wonder if people wear shame shirts to idles shows or just vice versa
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loooooooooool
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the kind of tweet only a person who has never experienced intimacy in any form could tweet
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Piers Morgan
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Just ordered a large sausage roll on room service. A meat one. Real meat. The vegan resistance starts here. 👊
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3 years today since this baby came out, 3 days until we give birth to the next. Drunk Tank Pink out this Friday 👴🏻
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If I said this once I said it a thousand times. If you buy our record as a Christmas present for your spouse and they break up with you it is not our fault alright.
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Really sorry everyone, it seems printing our faces on the cover was the final nail in the coffin for @NME .
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anyone else having their “for you” tab now crawling with right wing bollocks from cunts you don’t even follow?
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how can there be a video of you slowly murdering someone without being instantly incarcerated
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@Austin_Police
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We can’t express enough how grateful we are to serve you, Austin. Our officers have been working around the clock during these unprecedented times and thank everyone who took the time to write and make our day a little brighter. #OneAustinSaferTogether #Thankful
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is there anything more depressing than left wing architecture
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tough one
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entering the studio when it’s finally time to record album 2
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in a way aren’t we all nepo babies., of christ?
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play this at my funeral
@Barcajim3
Jim Burke
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That moment when you've had enough of their shit
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took a min, but here we finally are. drunk tank pink out now x
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no one: the uk:
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take 30 seconds out of your day to vote for the absolute boys @idlesband to win british breakthrough at the brits. already pissing myself at the thought of watching those goons sitting on a table next to ed sheeran live on tv.
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“different but listenable” reviews of the new record flooding in from family members
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if only the uk was as quick to act with keeping its citizens alive as it was to protect the statue of a racist
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Antonello Guerrera
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Churchill’s statue today in London. I’m speechless.
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just finished listening to the first playback of all the tracks. very excited to share with the world.
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IT’S GONNA TAKE A LOT TO TAKE ME AWAY FROM YOU
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good morning shame fans wonderful day isn’t it
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