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Do Not @ me mad cause you don’t understand my sense of humor. IG: shakethegreat

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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
3 years
@PlayzWorld @complexderick @kobesesay24 I was working security. He threw a drink on shawty. Then tried to hit her but I got in between it. He definitely had this coming
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
9 months
Don’t invite me to your wedding if I can’t end up like this
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
2 years
A real nigga spoils you by making you better. Supporting you. Showing you love. Not treating you like an object that can be purchased. Idk tho that’s just my opinion. Yall stay safe.
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
3 years
Do people not realize when the plane lands that everybody in front of you has to walk out before you can? No point in standing over me n the aisle
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
11 months
If you’re asking how I feel just know I’m fucked up. I lost a good friend. But the world lost a son, a father and a husband. It’s bigger than just me.
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
2 years
I felt slighted by a close friend who wasn’t there for me. I love that my revenge was showing up for them just to show how easy it is.
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
3 years
@kingcartier_ @PlayzWorld @complexderick @kobesesay24 Who’s lying? We said the same thing. He threw the drink on the girl that’s standing there calm not the one swinging at him
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
2 years
At 13/14 years old. My house burned down. Everything I owned went up in flames. I lived out of a 2 door car with my brother for 2 weeks. My family didn’t own the house. We got no insurance money back.
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
7 months
I will evolve so much this year that I will be unrecognizable come 2025.
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
8 months
I just called my coworker in the most professional tone ever to tell her I felt disrespected and it was a really good conversation. I ain’t curse, raise my voice, talk over her, be sarcastic, nothin. I’m really a growing boy it’s crazy.
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
3 years
The Washington Commanders is a stupid fucking name for sure
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
10 months
I know you’re in a better place even though I can’t see your face. I know you’re smiling down on me saying everything’s okay. #RestInHeaven Reggie, Jon, Nelson, Rene, Jessica, Blake, Spoon and everybody else gone too soon 🕊️
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
3 years
Final touches at the gym done. Ready to fight this weekend. Win 6 fights for 2 belts. Hard work bout to pay off.
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
7 months
Why he look like Tyler Perry little brother?
@SaycheeseDGTL
SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀
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Larsa Pippen and Marcus Jordan reveal they have s** 5 times a night 👀
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
7 years
Packing suitcase: 15 minutes tops Unpacking suitcase: 5 days minimum
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
2 years
So with so much in my rear view that could’ve ended my story I stand here today at 30 years old saying I’m blessed beyond measure.
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
10 months
You ever wondered why/how somebody single, started talkin to them and realized that they are for sure the problem? lol
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
2 years
All the bad bitches want coal for Christmas so they can put it in their hookah
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
6 months
We don’t care to publicly embarrass ourselves like y’all do. We just take our cute broke girl and enjoy our lives offline.
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
4 months
Aye hold on cause why are me @waveallcrazy and @Cashhman_ in the corner chopping? lol
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We call this “Stage presence”! I got that! All White Woo! Damn I was Iconic
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
3 years
Hey God, just left you a voicemail. It was a little longer than usual but a nigga need some guidance.
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
3 years
If I ever told you I love you I love you for life
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
6 months
If you a guy and got your pronouns listed I’m gon assume you gay
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
2 years
Now fast forward another 13/14 years and I bought my own house (and yes I checked that house fire is covered by insurance lol). I’ve been at my job 5 years. Been promoted to a position where I am the black representation. I hate that fact but can’t deny I’m blessed.
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
1 year
This woman is fuckin gorgeous. My dumb ass likes her story every time she post a selfie. I’m gon get my life together and ask her out.
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
11 months
When do we stop being fucking cowards and fight with your hands like men?
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
2 years
Yea they’re called “friendships.” Yall need to grow up and put that pussy on your man before he leaves.
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a relationship with no sex is also okay.
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
3 years
Somebody told me as a Security Guard I have better service than Chick-fil-A n that really meant a lot to me lol
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
6 months
Please understand that designer/expensive does not equate to cool.
@TheShadeRoom
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6 months
Jermaine Dupri said he saw y’all talking about his socks last night, so he had to flex real quick 😩 (📸: @gettyimages )
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
4 years
Are you really happy if no one sees you happy? Yes. The answer is yes
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
2 years
I can’t stand when people put up a PowerPoint and read it verbatim. If you’re going to send this out after the meeting then this meeting was irrelevant.
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
3 years
When I was in 9th grade my house burned down. I lost everything. My friends gave me the clothes off their back and my best friend’s family took me in. Idk where I would be without them.
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
2 years
I went to college. Earned tf out my degree. Found my passion. I actively compete in Muay Thai and all my wins have come by knockout.
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
5 months
Well in honor of my birthday I’m lifting my PG-13 rating on Twitter. The real Shake coming back out today.
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
2 years
10k a month is 120k a year. If you can’t live off that what yall doin now cause I know 90% of people NOT making 100k
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
3 years
Today I vow to become the solution to all my problems
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
9 months
Songs About Jane. I’m bout to spin that jont right now
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Taynashe
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Black people, What’s a “white” album that had you in a chokehold?
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
2 years
People be weird as shit talkin bout “I like silence the first hour I wake up.” Tf? I like to hear moaning and cheeks clapping. We are very different.
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
5 months
lol my question is what was supposed to happen then if this was a malfunction?
@MaseMakaveli_
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04 Super Bowl Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson malfunction 😂🤦🏽‍♂️
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
2 years
My best friend took me in. Literally gave me the clothes off his back. I will be forever grateful for the friends I have.
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
8 months
I got to start taking more professional photos. God forbids I die n they got to use a Litty in the City day party pic at my services.
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
11 months
@sashatech4ever My neighbor said the same thing happened to him this week. Wtf going on??
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
4 years
White people acting exactly how they claim black people act
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
3 years
Finally paid my credit card off. Jont been overweight for like 2 years now
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
2 years
Proud to say I no longer white wash on calls. I speak proper yes. But my voice is MY voice. It’s honestly so liberating.
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
10 months
@sashatech4ever lol on the contrary. I love you for being you 🥂
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
1 year
Ever since Jon passed I never have a problem telling my niggas that I love them or that I miss them.
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
11 months
That’s 3 weeks in a row that some dumb ass shootings happened. When do we decide to make a change black people?
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
2 years
The hospital have you waiting so long that you’re healthy by the time the doctor come see you. Arm not even broke no more.
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
1 year
PTSD does not only apply to war vets. Some of us are suffering from PTSD from previous relationships, friendships and relationships with our parents. You got to understand the wound if you expect to treat it.
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
5 months
“You bring good energy” is a top tier compliment that I always love receiving
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
5 months
Please understand that if you knew me in 2019 I am a different person now. If you knew me in 2022, guess what? I’ve evolved since then. Don’t treat me like I’m still that old dude. Get to know the man in front of you now.
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
2 years
We getting older ladies and gentlemen. Please incorporate working out into your lifestyle. These kids and old age are spanking the cute out of you mfers.
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
5 months
200 sounds like the obvious choice. I’m more concerned with happiness than money. Unless I’m serving the community or a full time fighter or getting paid to be a parent fuck them 50 hours.
@bria_sullivan
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5 months
$200K/year and you don't have to work or $700K/year and you work 50 hrs a week, 3 weeks vacation/year which are you picking and why?
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
6 months
And I do the math…they take 40% of them bonuses
@caramelchaosx
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6 months
I randomly think about a 50K salary and how after taxes you don’t take home anywhere near 50K. Not to mention a bonus or pay raise you receive is usually taxed too.
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
2 years
Waking up to loud music being played in my house is strangely peaceful to me
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
2 years
Why women try to resort to “you gay” when we don’t want them? How is it easier to believe that I don’t like all women instead of realizing you just unattractive?
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
11 months
Been praying more and more everyday looking to God to get me through
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
10 months
People really got to stop dating out of necessity and get back to love
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
4 years
Maybe women get cheated on because they think everything is about how they look
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
10 months
@sashatech4ever Unflavored pedialyte….thanks I won’t be drinking that shit anymore lol
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
7 months
I hung around a white person today and realized I’m a nigga that says nigga A LOT
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
3 years
These bitches you swear are amazing are regular fucking people
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
8 months
A phase in adulting I never thought I’d be ready for is scheduling breakups for the most convenient time for both parties
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
2 years
My first 2 questions in dating from now on will be “Did you grow up with both your parents? How do you feel like their relationship, or lack thereof, impacts how you view dating?”
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
3 years
Ladies enjoy being 26…cause that’s the lowest your weight will ever get for the rest of your life. #onlyupfromhere
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
8 months
Man: I want to give you the world Bad Bitch: I want the moon and the stars Man: I only have the world. And you can’t breathe up there BB: It’s giving brokey. Okay beta boy. Mr. Sassy pants wants to tell me where I can breathe.
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
9 months
Unmuting a meeting so they can hear me laugh might be the sickest thing I do
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
6 months
Riding this train to Florida with all my belongings packed to the ceiling of my car got me feelin like I should be playing the blues on a banjo or something
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
3 years
When someone starts with “to be completely honest” take into consideration that they were being fake with you the whole time
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
7 months
This when I get to take a good look at her asshole as I spread the cheeks and make sure that jont clean
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
6 months
I’ve officially been bullied into not tweeting wild shit anymore. I apologize to everyone who was entertained by my wrecklessness. I will now be tweeting like a 30+ year old.
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@shakethegreat
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6 months
I’m ready to be rich already
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
4 years
I’m always confused when people be like “she’s so beautiful idk how she got cheated on” cause fuck that got to do with anything??
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
9 months
…I’m aight with that
@LordoftheSquad
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Niggas said 3Stacks album going sound like Ron Burgundy playing the Jazz Flute.
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
9 months
This why you can’t eat at everybody house. She spraying fecal matter all into the oven
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
10 months
Our time is coming Kings. I’m stepping into my bad bitch era
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This is comedy
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
7 months
A nigga putting his hands on you and you respond by posting on the internet saying you lucky my friends weren’t there is some top tier bitch shit
@SaycheeseDGTL
SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀
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😳Jacquees has banned Trey Songz from Atlanta!
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@shakethegreat
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4 months
I click “keep me signed in” every got damn day and guess what? I get signed out. Just remove that shit as an option.
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
6 months
If money can’t buy happiness then how tf do I pay for this flight?
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
1 year
The way I’m making moves my kids gon have the world laid out in front of them
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
3 years
If niggas ain’t FT you today to check on you then u ain’t fuck with @YoungDolph like I do
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
3 years
Watching Cashh have it up like that yesterday make a nigga wanna get married
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
3 years
In today’s social society you will be called broke because you declined to give your money to a woman begging for it on the internet.
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
6 months
Here come single women with pictures of their dogs as their valentines
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
1 year
Some of us got PTSD from just existing and being black
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
2 years
I tell people they’re no longer welcomed in my life and they try to start talkin shit in response like that’s gon help. Nigga I literally just told you I don’t care about you at all. You think your words hurt my feelings? lol
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
11 months
We have to stop coming to people’s defense simply because we are the same sex or same race and really start holding people accountable.
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
2 years
I had a girl try to “broke boy” me into telling her how much I make. Which is none of her or anyone else’s business. But just know a man that has owned his home for 4 years and always pays a 13th mortgage cannot be broke in this market.
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
2 years
People need to understand that there are levels to anger and I will skip straight to the top of warranted
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
2 years
This what we should do to niggas that break car windows
@DailyLoud
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2 years
he got caught stealing
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
9 months
This is an acknowledgment of receipt and should not expect a response back from me
@ayeejuju
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9 months
this is NOT a response
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
9 months
This like when OJ wrote that book
@JoshyBeSloshy
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Diddy just posted this 😭 he really dont give af
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@shakethegreat
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5 months
That “lil slut” bar lands differently with different crowds fellas. You’ve been warned
@invis4yo
Invis🧜‍♀️
5 months
Him: what turns you on? Me:
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@shakethegreat
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6 months
Before you offer me your advice ask yourself these questions: Did he ask for my opinion? Do I make more money than him? Does he give a fuck? Does my advice move any needle? Do I know him? If the answers are all yes, send it my way
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
4 years
Niggas pullout is diminishing....when did EVERYONE but me have kids wtf
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
2 years
If you drive slow I’m the left lane I hate your stinking guts
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
6 months
Aight this single shit boring I’m tryn find somebody to travel the world with.
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
2 years
As a grown ass man, what are we allowed to do? lol
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As a grown ass man why are you lip singing all day on your IG stories?
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@shakethegreat
Amuse Bouche
4 years
I think I’ll start using Twitter again. I think at this point in my life I finally know what to say out my mouth
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