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navigating life with plot armor. ⚕️

nigeria
Joined November 2014
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@shadesofgraham_
godkiller.
3 years
a small miscalculation and you're no longer a person
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godkiller.
2 years
loan with option to buy
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godkiller.
1 year
my relationship with my parents may be underdeveloped but at least i don’t post my pastor on father’s day
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@shadesofgraham_
godkiller.
2 years
“give me babe”
@sheilaajjie
Akua Sheila Ajjie 🇰🇪
2 years
I would like to know people’s icks for their own gender. Now THAT would be interesting to hear
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@shadesofgraham_
godkiller.
1 year
arsenal fans acting like they enjoy havertz
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@shadesofgraham_
godkiller.
3 years
Kounde RB another victim of deconcentrationschamps
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@shadesofgraham_
godkiller.
5 years
Nobody: Cain, when his brother was screaming for his life:
@Boblite_
Jude
5 years
Abel dey sing pieces
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@shadesofgraham_
godkiller.
2 months
270 deaths, 12000 arrests later btw.
@Clinton_Masai
Clinton Masai
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Bangladesh Gen Zs on the roof of their PM state house
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godkiller.
2 years
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@dondekojo
Ayobami
10 years
ATIKu made his breakthrough with Illegal money.
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@shadesofgraham_
godkiller.
4 years
The day men said all they want is peace women spent the next three days interpreting peace into whatever they like.
@esibobbie
Chef
4 years
Why men no dey answer that "how do you like to be loved" question?
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godkiller.
5 years
10 crosses 0 completed. Simon of Cyrene is shaking.
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@shadesofgraham_
godkiller.
1 year
ajax will not success until they return that antony money. they will suffer for decades unending for that injustice.
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godkiller.
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godkiller.
10 months
you guys are funny. the govt is killing protesters and stealing all your money but it's the guy quoting history that cannot lead. morons.
@GRVlagos
Gbadebo Rhodes-Vivour
10 months
In 1834, the Oba of Lagos, Idewu Ojulari fell out of favour with his chiefs. The chiefs reported him to the Oba of Benin. The Oba of Benin sent Eleko Idewu a skull ( commit suicide) , a sword (take up arms for war) and a message that " The people of Lagos will no longer recognise
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godkiller.
2 years
slapping gen z in front on a thing does not make it a thing
@yewiedewie
Yewande O
2 years
If you want to truly derail or disrupt your life just participate in GenZ dating
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@shadesofgraham_
godkiller.
2 years
tomiwaimmanual steps out of church and sees 120 quotes. he looks up and smiles. “this is what they did to stephen” he whispers to himself. dawnimmanuel squeezes his hand with pride, for this is the divine mandate.
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@shadesofgraham_
godkiller.
2 years
i live in constant fear of being offered coke because i will take it
@laniyanfresh
Fresh😈
2 years
I don’t care how hard we’re partying, once you bring out cocaine, I Dey go my papa house🚶🏾these white girls are something else🤣
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@shadesofgraham_
godkiller.
3 years
I plan on denying ALL allegations on judgement day
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godkiller.
3 years
oh spicy. at least my parents didn't die when i was a teenager.
@imohumoren
Big Cuz
3 years
Your father is. That’s why all his kids are slow
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@shadesofgraham_
godkiller.
1 year
i’m sorry i don’t care that socially conservative peoples are mocked for their overwhelming support of rape
@OgbeniBlackbear
Vox Populi
1 year
A lot of those Greenwood X Nigeria "jokes" are not in good taste sha. I can see the thinly veiled xenophobia/racism in them.
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@shadesofgraham_
godkiller.
4 years
Am I going to keep opening this picture every time?
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@shadesofgraham_
godkiller.
5 years
Lacazette today.
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@shadesofgraham_
godkiller.
3 months
never ask: a man his salary a woman her age nigerians what they did to resident west africans in 1983
@tosinolaseinde
Olúwatósìn Olaseinde
3 months
One thing no African country can accuse Nigerians of is hostility towards other Africans. While we have our shortcomings, Nigerians are warm, nice and welcoming.
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godkiller.
5 years
There's nobody in Nigeria that doesn't know a guy that wasn't raped as a child by a full grown woman.
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godkiller.
1 year
@ayo__mide_ then show overwhelming support for me
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@shadesofgraham_
godkiller.
1 year
i love how music can take u to another place. for example seyi vibes is playing in this club so i’m going to a different club.
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@shadesofgraham_
godkiller.
4 years
Hazard created 14 big chances between august 2015 and may 2018.
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@shadesofgraham_
godkiller.
4 years
You tweeted at midnight. The videos had gone around the world and back by then and you even posted screenshots of the military’s response to the “allegations”. I hope you’re at least doing this for money.
@DrJoeAbah
Dr Joe Abah, OON
4 years
At the time I was tweeting last night, I had not yet become aware of the full horror of the #LekkiMassacre . My tweets calling for restraint should have made it clear that it is GOVT that has the monopoly of legitimate force & must show restraint. I have deleted them. I am sorry.
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godkiller.
1 year
are the people closest to you getting the best of you? strangers describe me a lot rosier than the people that really know me. it’s a bit self-unaware to be a “good” person to the outside, but people in your corner get a tired, terse, incommunicado verson of you.
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@shadesofgraham_
godkiller.
2 years
fapson is a crazy name icl
@OneJoblessBoy
@𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗷𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗯𝗼𝘆
2 years
Skiibii set to seek redress for ‘defamatory statements’ made by his estranged lover, Ms DSF
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@shadesofgraham_
godkiller.
4 months
for every babe that tries to explain there's two that get the ick when you don't immediately offer
@theoluwatobi__
tobi
4 months
legit feel bad when babes try to explain what they mean by “i am hungry”, they be saying “i’m not saying you should give me money, i’m just talking, cause i hate how social media makes it feel that way”. lmaoo social media is messing up basic human interaction.
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godkiller.
1 year
grown men on here were saying it was fair game because feminists are mean online. animals.
@Mr_Lu3se
Mr. Reeyus
1 year
You can draw a straight line from the radicalisation of these kids to the nonsense posted online by people who should know better.
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godkiller.
1 year
a problem shared with your parents is a problem doubled
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@shadesofgraham_
godkiller.
4 years
How much for Jorja Smith
@MoyoAina
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4 years
Gentle reminder that I’m your plug to get anything from the UK 😅. My charges and shipping rates are literally the best you’ll find around. Please refer me and hit me up today. Thanks 😊
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@shadesofgraham_
godkiller.
3 years
i love doing everything alone. walking, eating, studying. this is something that will never change.
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@shadesofgraham_
godkiller.
4 months
whyyyy are black people still blamed for this loool affirmative action was killed last year. your enemies are the nepo babies that take up an automatic third of admissions.
@EndWokeness
End Wokeness
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His GPA score is 97.3%, SAT score is 1560, enrolled in a top high school, does tons of extracurricular work. He was rejected by multiple colleges. They call this equity and inclusion.
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@shadesofgraham_
godkiller.
2 years
if someone kissed your cheek and you looked around and saw nobody would you not freak out
@ifeisnotreal
Ìfẹ́🤍
2 years
honestly sometimes people just have private accounts. that shouldn't stop them from interacting with something on their tl. why does it freak people out so bad?
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@shadesofgraham_
godkiller.
3 years
They don't have context
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@shadesofgraham_
godkiller.
6 years
It's gameweek 18, Victor Lindelöf has been excellent all season and still hasn't gotten a yellow card in all competitions. He hasn't committed a single foul in the champions league.
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@shadesofgraham_
godkiller.
2 months
personally think anyone that tries to codify their religious beliefs into law should be killed on the spot
@inkwhispers
Ejiro Esigbone
2 months
Never ever give religious extremists an inch. Not a single inch. If they don’t believe in the separation of religion and State - don’t allow them close to power.
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godkiller.
5 years
Cersei really asked for the smoke and started crying when the got the smoke. I hate Igbo women.
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godkiller.
4 years
Women decide they want to sleep with you and start drinking so they have an alibi. Man get out.
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godkiller.
1 year
hate nigerian marriages so much
@MsVotie
Soft Life Baby
1 year
Alfa Mails will not like this 😂😂 I believe strongly that this babe is Igbo. Plus she’s so beautiful 😍
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@shadesofgraham_
godkiller.
3 years
This nigga earned his AIDS
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godkiller.
2 months
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@idoxvi
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@shadesofgraham_
godkiller.
4 years
"Never settle" is hilarious advice because everyone does
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godkiller.
2 years
apostle thomas:
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@shadesofgraham_
godkiller.
4 years
Maybe it's just a young chicken pie
@__chinwe
Sister Agatha🦋
4 years
It's only in Onitsha you'll buy meat pie and find egg in it 😂😂
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godkiller.
1 year
i see how one can make 5 albums when this is your content.
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godkiller.
4 years
I can't believe it's the government that's finally going to get us to turn on religion LMAOOO
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godkiller.
5 years
Cardi B is the extrovert friend you go out with bc you know there's no way in hell you're not going to have fun.
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@shadesofgraham_
godkiller.
6 years
@Sadiqthe4th @Perajaay @thebabahimself I'm saying he didn't lose his strength for the reason you're saying.
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@shadesofgraham_
godkiller.
4 years
Oh and Messi had 92.
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@shadesofgraham_
godkiller.
4 years
Omo I can't count how many corpses we dissected that were probably just "missing" people. We were told they were unclaimed bodies of criminals and we just accepted. I feel sick. #ENDSARS
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@shadesofgraham_
godkiller.
3 years
I am once again asking the richest of us to hire assassins
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godkiller.
3 years
I may not agree with Mussolini but at least the trains were on time
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godkiller.
2 years
not a single dribble. we're losing recipes.
@sjayy24s
Sj 🎱.
2 years
Bukayo Saka vs Man Utd (22/01/23) ( @BukayoSaka87 )
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godkiller.
6 years
@Renatesance @Sadiqthe4th @Perajaay @thebabahimself His hair was a recurring theme throughout his life. Even at his final moments the bible mentioned that his hair had begun to grow, signifying a return of his strength.
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@shadesofgraham_
godkiller.
4 years
Shaw and Rashford injury. We're selling our souls for legacy wins again.
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godkiller.
3 years
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@James0rmrod
James Ormrod
3 years
If The Batman just put his billions into helping Gotham instead of street scraps in a bat suit his life could be a lot easier.
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godkiller.
4 years
That's why men determine the pace of relationships
@TheItunuOye
Princess ✨
4 years
Lmao actually. I always prefer to wait for an invite instead of outrightly asking to come over. Simply because, I hate embarrazzzmentttt
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godkiller.
4 years
As long as there's air in your lungs things can always get worse
@emekanu
Emeka.
4 years
The good thing about hitting rock bottom is you can't get any lower
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godkiller.
2 years
jesus vs utd
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@shadesofgraham_
godkiller.
3 years
Hiding your yansh so as not to pander to the male gaze and reinforce harmful gender stereotypes...then cooking stew for drake
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godkiller.
5 years
Harry Potter survived on pure nepotism.
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godkiller.
2 years
@MRT0Bl aka you don’t have the range.
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godkiller.
1 year
like, every single part of our marriage culture is deeply hated.
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@shadesofgraham_
godkiller.
5 years
Why do you people think there's power in nakedness a guy has already seen? Your fupa will add to my rage.
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godkiller.
2 years
if you squint you can see how religious laws are obviously a product of their time
@danjareedah
Ahmad Jr
2 years
@ameenullahsani @CuddlesZeee Masturbation is Haram. The reason is stated clearly in Suratul Mu'minuun. There are two ways to quench your sexual desire, your wives or your female slaves, any other way beside these is haram, masturbation included. Check Suratul Mu'minuun.
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godkiller.
2 years
3/4 spanish teams being europa bound is insane LMAO
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@shadesofgraham_
godkiller.
1 year
@DondeonB the social conservatism was always there and always disgusting but the new money hyperfocus flavor they’ve added recently is so wack
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@shadesofgraham_
godkiller.
5 years
I'll never forgive you guys for making Naira Marley relevant.
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godkiller.
11 months
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godkiller.
2 years
arsenal not winning the league will break some of my mutuals. i will love it but i wonder if it's too cruel.
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@shadesofgraham_
godkiller.
3 years
seeing too many couples with more attractive men what's going awn
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@shadesofgraham_
godkiller.
2 years
personally thinking cheating is all down to discipline. everyone feels the overbearing weight of lust. most of us will succumb.
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@shadesofgraham_
godkiller.
4 years
The mistakes all of you make is assuming these politicians are stupid. They're very smart people.
@DoubleEph
tyro
4 years
The death of Abba Kyari greatly saddens me. He was one of the Nigerian government officials I abused the most here. Until one fine day last December
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godkiller.
6 years
@Perajaay @thebabahimself @Sadiqthe4th It isn't. He attributed his strength to several things that she tried to get rid of that didn't work.
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@shadesofgraham_
godkiller.
1 year
people that listen to american drug dealers and gang bangers chastising people that listen to fraud boys. what a sight.
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godkiller.
4 years
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@shadesofgraham_
godkiller.
3 months
#nah . the point of education is to learn. if you’re turning in AI slop and passing you’re not incentivized to learn.
@mayaaaaaaahhh
maya💗
3 months
Last semester one of my professors said essentially “chatgpt will probably give you c-level work. If thats what you want, feel free to use it” and from then on any other AI policy seemed backwards and annoying to me
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godkiller.
3 years
If you say deleting in 4 hours and you don't delete <<
@D_iiW
DW
3 years
I bet everyone has a social media ick. Like obvs you can’t tell people what to do with their accounts, but when you see some posts you can’t help but roll your eyes 💀💀. Anybody want to share their social media icks? Storymen? Incessant showoffs, Q&A addicts? 👀
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@shadesofgraham_
godkiller.
6 months
420 this 420 that smoking no good so stop it be 4 it’s 2 late 0
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@shadesofgraham_
godkiller.
1 year
misandrist in bio is a complete nothing burger tbh. juvenile but harmless.
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@shadesofgraham_
godkiller.
5 years
Racist organic compounds when they see aldehydes:
@nazamm_
Naz
5 years
Remove CHO from this game
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godkiller.
2 years
@7salmy since lingard millyrocked on their tuff i just can’t respect them as opponents.
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@shadesofgraham_
godkiller.
3 years
I mean war sucks and should be avoided at all costs but a lot of times the alternative is a slow protracted one-sided massacre.
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@shadesofgraham_
godkiller.
4 years
Nigerians work too fucking hard to live the way they do. I was thinking about it recently and it made me really sad. The one thing you can't accuse Nigerians of being is lazy.
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@shadesofgraham_
godkiller.
2 years
yeah that woman totally grabbed ruger's balls because terfs told her it was okay
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@shadesofgraham_
godkiller.
4 years
@_SirVal LMAO this day was so funny. "Tell us what you mean peace of mind" "Okay this is what we want" "..." "..." "Oh so you want to be abusive"
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@shadesofgraham_
godkiller.
7 years
@TimmyYeni @Onflood_ @ItsHimOla look how well it's working out.
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godkiller.
4 years
Nobody: Uriah at the front lines:
@Eccentric_sky
Maître Eris
4 years
I actually hate David. 😩
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@shadesofgraham_
godkiller.
4 years
I hope it has a lot of dialogue. I can listen to these three men speak for hours.
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godkiller.
3 months
it's actually upsetting how many mad people on the streets can be fixed with a few pills
@yabaleftonline
YabaLeftOnline
4 months
Lady grateful to her maker as she shares her amazing 4-year transformation.
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@shadesofgraham_
godkiller.
11 months
green initiative: kill as many youths as possible to reduce carbon footprint
@PoliceNG
Nigeria Police Force
11 months
IGP Arrives COP28, Rolls Out Nigeria Police Green Initiatives.
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@shadesofgraham_
godkiller.
1 year
@OgbeniBlackbear can't take your word for it i fear
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@shadesofgraham_
godkiller.
5 years
Delilah after failing to get Samson's secret for the 3rd time.
@uhammiri
arch diva franz ferdicunt
5 years
I’m such a useless prostitute.
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