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@esibobbie

3 years

Tuchel: We just play like we have always played. Mount: But they already know our tactics. Tuchel: That’s where Guardiola comes in

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@esibobbie

4 years

That airport road own, I would prefer we take raw food and firewood to cook there, so even if I won comot for road for you, you gats wait make my stew fry finish.

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@esibobbie

5 years

Lmao. The greatest app ever made

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@esibobbie

1 year

I swear, this na the first time I dey see papa wey dey worry e pikin pass the pikin dey worry am.

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@DAMIADENUGA

1 year

Who go give Charles Okocha's phenomenal daughter garri? 😭😂

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@esibobbie

4 years

Na after dem bring light dem dey off generator not when you hear sa dem go soon bring light. Don’t be silly Bashir. #EndSARS

Bashir Ahmad

@BashirAhmaad

4 years

“Since the issues [raised by the protesters] have been accepted [by the government] the time has come for the protests to stop, government needs to have time to implement the demands of the protesters” – Senate President, @DrAhmadLawan after meeting with the President this ‘noon.

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@esibobbie

4 years

The woman wey dey call you baby, she fit born you?

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@Sir_Fin

4 years

Why is Davido referring to Teni as lil sis when they just have a month between them?

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@esibobbie

4 years

I don't even understand this not contacting your partner for a few days, I have spoken to my babe everyday for more than 5yrs now. Even if we dey quarrel I go send am message without any emoji.

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@esibobbie

5 years

Apparently you think he lost to Chimamanda Adichie.

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@obaa_boni

5 years

Anthony Joshua is a misogynist and I'm glad he lost

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@esibobbie

5 years

Someone hit a car I was driving from behind and my mother came down and was shouting that there is a child inside and he needs to be careful, na later I know sa na me be the child wey she dey talk about.

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@esibobbie

3 months

Governor wey host event yesterday wetin e dey do before?

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@tena__sam

3 months

Are there yahoo boys who desire to go legit? Like they actually quit fraud and go clean with the skills?

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@esibobbie

4 years

Lmao. Ancelotti will tell Iwobi to go and bring something from his car when he goes outside he will lock him out.

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@FabrizioRomano

4 years

After completing deals for James Rodriguez and Allan, Everton are now one step away from signing also Abdoulaye Doucouré. €25m to Watford possible final fee but some detail still to be resolved. Personal terms ok. Ancelotti is making business... 🔵 #EFC #Everton

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@esibobbie

5 months

If they were all girls they will say he has so many because he’s looking for a boy.

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@OneJoblessBoy

5 months

Obi Cubana and sons Ltd.

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@esibobbie

10 months

On your wedding day she will ask you “hope I am not making your energy low o”, then feed you cake, it will taste like ashes in your mouth.

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@esibobbie

4 years

Men that like breast are the weak link in patriarchy.

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@esibobbie

3 years

Lagos babes go wear skirt then just hold the breast for hand dey waka waka.

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@esibobbie

10 months

Na from her Uber you go see the first “it’s just funny how”

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@_EtniesJags

10 months

Women on Elon musk’s app are telling you to tell your babes “you just want space”, and you’re listening to them? LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO GOODLUCK

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@esibobbie

3 years

All of you saying the dress is not appropriate for weddings have not attended Lagos weddings before, I don go wedding wey one babe hold her breast for hand dey waka like urhobo dancer hanky.

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@esibobbie

3 years

If you buy fan yogo for man, he go post am. Gifts can sweet them. Or when a man is wearing something his partner bought for him, tell him his shirt is fine and he will tell you it’s his babe that bought it before even saying thank you.

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@esibobbie

4 years

Obaseki put the video of Ganduje pocketing dollars on top billboard for ring road. I love it.

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@esibobbie

2 years

GEJ don comfortably shame both e fans and e haters. Proper Ijaw man.

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@esibobbie

6 years

Lukaku putting up one of the worst Center forward performances I have watched in my whole life, including inter House sports.

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@esibobbie

4 years

Banky W remixed Umbrella and now he has grown to the level where he can marry Adesua, Adesua fucking Etomi

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@esibobbie

3 years

If I come for your wedding and there are no inappropriately dressed women I fit thief DJ generator.

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@esibobbie

2 years

Roger Federer is retiring at 41, no sensationalism, I am old, more injuries, it’s time to go.

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@esibobbie

6 years

Davido help e girlfriend get endorsement na Davido, Wizkid no gree baff e pikin na Nigerian men.

Kanayo Okoh

@KanayoOkoh_

6 years

Any small thing 'Nigerian men this, Nigerian men that' . Lame generalisation

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@esibobbie

5 years

Lmao. You falsely called one or two men rapists on the TL years ago and you suddenly think you are an activist fighting for something.

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@esibobbie

6 years

Went for mass this morning and my guy didn't come, I made sure I greeted his father and hugged his mum. Hopefully they will use me as example when they are advising him later today.

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@esibobbie

4 years

Igbo babe go travel abroad dey complain sa oyinbo no put effort into learning to pronounce her name, how much effort did you put into learning Osarumwese's name properly in JS2B FGC Okigwe.

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@esibobbie

6 years

Redeemed pastors are frauds, from Adeboye to Osinbajo to Remi Tinubu down to the ones in unilag using papa said so to shift pant.

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@esibobbie

7 months

And if PDP won Abia state last year, Sam Hart for still dey this app dey push PR for bad governance and you guys will be retweeting and telling him congrats for the next made in Aba school sandals he will post. Mad people.

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@esibobbie

6 years

U no know anybody wey be 4th born for una area?

Awele

@aweledavies

6 years

Do Nigerian men still find their wives and their body attractive after 3 children?

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@esibobbie

6 years

Distance in lagos is not calculated by KMs but by hours.

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@esibobbie

6 years

They robbed @Seyi__ with water gun at ekosodin, from burglary o. When he had finished giving the guy all the phones, he told him to come close and sprayed water on his face. Na then @efxsv_ come out from under bed dey shout ole ole

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@esibobbie

6 years

To know if your ogbono soup is well cooked, without opening d pot carry it to d sink, run water over it making sure water doesn't enter d soup, when d pot is cool, carry it to the main dustbin outside d gate and pour it inside, then wash d pot and cook egusi soup.

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@260two

6 years

Can we talk about cooking/kitchen hacks please. If you know any and willing to share, kindly reply this tweet.

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@esibobbie

3 years

How many kids of couples you attended their wedding have you taken time off to look after?

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@Deshysmalls

3 years

You can invite 300 guests for your wedding, but impossible to find 1 person that can stay with your 3 month old child while you work?

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@esibobbie

6 years

To be honest all i want right now is a video of Saraki jumping his fence into his neighbor's house and running to the National Assembly house to begin impeachment proceedings. Dino will be the one to pick him with a power bike outside the neighbor's gate.

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@esibobbie

4 years

You cannot help but learn on twitter sha, wantee to drop my plate in the sink without scraping the leftover spaghetti into the dustbin, then I remember one babe was going fuck her father up for it and now I have done the right thing.

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@esibobbie

4 years

Guys after getting your Canada PR, if your flight to Canada is for 11.30pm, what time are you going to be at the airport. Anything later than 6.30am and I don't think you are a serious person.

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@esibobbie

1 year

Man go don dey 35, still afraid to talk truth make twitter babes no call am misogynist. You no go close the account instead?

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@esibobbie

6 years

I like as u put your ATM near d food, make nobody sa na woman dey feed u.

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@esibobbie

4 years

Kidd is the guy you can't tell to pay for your uber when you get to his place cos you don't want to look like a broke ass, so you call Laycon to drop you at your uncle's house.

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@esibobbie

3 years

Omo. Thank God sa na both your parents o, if na your papa alone this place no for contain us this today o. I don already kneel down, raise my hands, I won close my eyes na I see parents.

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@lifewithsuyi

3 years

This happened to me real life. My parents forgot us at school cause they were playing Ludo

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@esibobbie

3 months

GRV is the only Nigerian politician that discusses solutions with details, no vague nonsense, you can listen to him and visualize the equipment doing the work.

@𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗷𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗯𝗼𝘆

@OneJoblessBoy

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“Lagos must live with water, not fight with water” - Gbadebo Rhodes-Vivour

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@esibobbie

3 years

Nobody should lose endorsements or pay 250K pounds for kicking a cat. Any punishment outside the cat kicking you back is ridiculous.

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@esibobbie

5 months

Nothing Lagos state can do to a business can be worse than what they did to those bike hailing companies, still the worst policy I have seen in my life.

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@esibobbie

5 years

Madam forgot one thing she applies on her lips this harmattan period in my car, got bored in traffic and used it yesterday, Omo boys all those lipstick dey sweet o, I don finish that one, I apply am like 30 times today.

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@esibobbie

4 years

I watched living in bondage in cinema in Akure for 500 o. Send your account number let me send the balance 2000. Cos I really need to talk about that movie.

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@fozadoza

4 years

Please if you don’t spend 2500 to watch Nollywood movies at the cinemas Shut UP.

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@esibobbie

4 years

Send @fkabudu your account number

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@esibobbie

7 years

Efe is the worst musician in Nigeria. Used office wifi to watch this his new song, its not meant to be allowed, i want to go and report myself.

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@esibobbie

5 months

Don’t be fooled my brothers. If her content is constantly “I hate men” she will show you shege, you are not special. And you will likely die there because shame no go let you talk come out.

Winifred🌻

@Winifunds

5 months

The "I dislike men" girlies are the biggest lover girls don't be fooleð.

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@esibobbie

3 years

Nobody should come near Olamide sha abeg. One time e dey give us new song every Monday, our collective mental health was his responsibility and he took it serious.

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@esibobbie

4 years

Except Peter Obi will not run for office again sha, but he must answer questions about that Awkuzu and that CP Nwafor. Too many of those stories were from his time as governor. #EndSARS

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@esibobbie

4 years

We saw thousands of men try to enter Awkuzu and couldn't few days ago, these guys are liars, protesters cannot break into a maximum security prison. #EndSARS

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@esibobbie

5 years

January 30th 2015 Me: We can go to my place after work and just watch Kebin Hart o. Her: Alright. Today

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@esibobbie

5 years

Sack him

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@esibobbie

5 years

There is an actual video of Solange abusing JayZ, JayZ fam. Some Z list artist abused one of the greatest men to walk this earth. And you think the world forgives men easily, the world didn't even need to forgive Solange, they never held it against her

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@esibobbie

7 years

Conte won 13 straight games last season including mourinho, pep and pochettino. Pep isnt doing anything new, we dont have amnesia

Witcher

@FeintsTwists

7 years

Pep Guardiola doing things everyone said were only possible in the Laliga. Beating every team equally like they are potatoe farmers.

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@esibobbie

6 years

Friendship with my guys is something I can write a 10k word essay on. Is it when @KanayoOkoh_ applied for a job for me, did the interview for me then told me to go and resume, all without my knowledge, I just told him few days before I needed a job.

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@esibobbie

4 years

No Abuja girl has a man in her house but all of them know a man in a woman's house.

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@nkayokwudiri

4 years

Abuja men that will be staying rent free in your apartment, collecting free P and be waiting for a contract that never comes. Dfkm

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@esibobbie

1 year

They bullied him because he was a good guy, and they did it till he died. A bad guy like them would have used his money to get his own squad and it will turn to a full war.

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@esibobbie

4 years

They should push Jemima Osunde and Ubi Franklin outside abeg and close the door. Nobody has time for that now. #EndSarsNow

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@esibobbie

4 years

They really felt she was in charge here sha.

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@esibobbie

4 years

Someone denied she was aware her close friend was a predator till old tweets showed she was very aware. You guys are still very good friends with her. Sometimes you people need to allow your inconsistencies check you.

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@esibobbie

8 months

Lmao, if na public figure husband do wetin she do, the TL will be filled with “men will embarrass you” and its variants.

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@I_Am_Ilemona

8 months

See how this thing is banter now. And everyone is just having a laugh. If na the other gender now

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@esibobbie

8 years

Dear future wife, U see dis dress dis lady is wearing here, if we r quarreling and u wear it its ojoro o

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@esibobbie

5 years

If Pharoah no free Israelites after the killing or first born the 11th plague God had planned was to unleash broke babes on Egypt.

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@esibobbie

3 years

I remember one babe said she will fuck her father up because he doesn’t scrape leftover rice inside dustbin before dropping plate inside sink.

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@esibobbie

2 years

The way twitter is debating this thing you will think finding a father that has a good relationship with his kids is like finding clean water in lekki. We even have a lot of people that have better relationships with their Fathers than their mothers sef.

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@esibobbie

6 years

Lmao. My friend Ada went for one and they told dem to group hug themselves and recite "we have each other" plenty times. Then they gave them brush and poster color to paint for fun. She is still angry.

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@esibobbie

6 years

You will ignore the sensible men that u usually relate with on d TL and go 25 TLs away to look for one male idiot with 17 followers located in deep ubiaja then use his tweet to put all Nigerian men in a group so your mentions can be full.

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@esibobbie

7 years

I don't know any relationship that a man has ended because the woman said she wants to keep her name. You guys are d ones that like changing name, u even do countdown for it on social media, 10 days to Mrs Siriacus. Mrs Agbonifo in a bit. On becoming Mrs Ajanlekoko.

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@esibobbie

3 months

Nobody has contributed nothing but gained the most clout from Endsars like this fool. Came out of nowhere to claim he is on exile, Falz no go exile, FK no go exile.

@𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗷𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗯𝗼𝘆

@OneJoblessBoy

3 months

“That was a very successful clout-chase by FEMCO” - David Hundeyin

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@esibobbie

7 years

Till we notice Ada front desk's son and Tunde HR's son look like twins and wahala full everywhere

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@esibobbie

6 years

Blaming patriarchy for the high rate of domestic violence in lesbian relationships is still the greatest I have seen on this app. I need to buy that girl beer.

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@esibobbie

4 years

You people that said Erica is finer than Nengi are liars and dirty birches.

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@esibobbie

3 years

There is how someone will spray money at your wedding he will collect shine from both you and your groom sef, but I am sure you have no problem with that. Thief.

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@esibobbie

3 years

Thanks for the retweets guys. We went on that date today.

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@esibobbie

3 years

Guys please I need 200 RTs to take this woman on a date. Please help, God no go shame us o

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@esibobbie

4 months

“You can’t be a good friend if you are broke”. Osanobua. The money talk hardly ever gets to me, but that is a very thoughtless thing to say out loud.

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@esibobbie

6 years

Lie down on your back and tell her to ride anytime she wants, it will change to once in 2 days

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@esibobbie

4 years

To be honest the only thing he needs to be Neo’s hero is for Neo to say he is his hero.

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@esibobbie

2 years

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@esibobbie

3 years

If Jackie B no dey the house, she for follow us dey twitter dey tweet "can never be me".

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@esibobbie

6 years

Don't lie, Eminem's verse on NO LOVE is one of the greatest things you have heard in your life. It gave you goose bumps, don't lie. Say the truth.

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@esibobbie

5 years

You guys fucking understood why the Acrimony lady felt entitled to the man and his wealth, but not when it's Ujunwa's husband that trained her from diploma in unizik till she finished her masters, roofed her father's house and trained her 2 brothers in Alaba.

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@esibobbie

4 years

This guy sha, scatter all my dada yesterday.

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@esibobbie

4 years

Majority of these issues will not exist if the women in the family were not mean to daughter inlaws. Its even unfair to men to keep telling them to protect their wives, when these older women can just behave better.

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@esibobbie

5 years

An igbo man born and raised abroad will most likely not come back to naija to find wife. The one that went there in his 20s or 30s wants wife that can speak igbo and can make abacha and carries a knife in her bag everywhere in case they come across okpa in Atlanta.

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@esibobbie

3 years

That’s a very well educated woman with lots of exposure, see how she easily described a man that relies on women for money. If you like keep having hopes you can rely on a woman for money while still keeping your respect Femi.

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@esibobbie

1 year

🤣🤣 This guy should just be running away from the mainland

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@esibobbie

3 years

Marry again and do twelve back flip then.

DENIKE

@denikeofficial

3 years

Imagine a video from your wedding went viral and it’s not about you.

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@esibobbie

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@NnaanyiAnuofia @Seyi__ Na why I dey laugh when some people sa dem get favorite politicians. Even as most of the ex governors were in their late 40s upwards, not even a single one built a standard hospital in his state, at least for his own health in old age.

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@esibobbie

3 years

Today is 2/22/2022. And it’s our second wedding anniversary.

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@esibobbie

4 years

PS5 is about $500, that's like $350 more than the value she needs to spend before she tells the world she made you. Unmarried Kings, buy your game yourself.

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@esibobbie

1 year

That’s why it’s passing me off that some fools are trying to call him a cultist. You think if he was also a cultist he won’t fight back, or his friends would sit and watch?

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@esibobbie

3 years

@Sir_Fin Dem go use screwdriver lose the parents, solder father inside.

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@esibobbie

3 years

Dispatch rider used @isynene bowl of soup to pay for side mirror that he broke.

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@Oli_Ekun

3 years

What's the wildest thing your eyes have seen in Lagos?

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@esibobbie

6 months

I can’t be a journalist sha, cos with that thing Remi Tinubu said I will want to start my next statement with “That is a very stupid thing to say ma.”

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@esibobbie

4 months

And before you say there is no difference, there is a huge difference between breakfast and morning food.

Jola

@Jollz

4 months

Also Nigerians don’t really eat breakfast. We eat morning food, and there is no gap in the market for morning food let me tell you 🤣🤣🤣

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@esibobbie

2 months

They will bribe naija Judge with 100M Naira, my guy think sa he don arrive and wants to put the money in Switzerland, they will just hiss and tell the old man to carry his 60k dollars to GTB abeg.

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@esibobbie

2 months

I remember LAUTECH was closed for years because two governors couldn’t just think.

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