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supposed former infatuation junkie

astoria.nyc
Joined January 2009
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2 months
This is an open invitation to tell me your alt rather than tweet that you have one and have me ask for it.
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5 months
Every time I see Ronan Farrow I think about this clip between Ronanโ€™s partner and Jane Fonda. Shady boots. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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3 years
This is the body of a woman who eats Taco Bell? Sign me up. #rhoslc
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3 years
I have it on good authority this is the person who turned in Jen Shah #rhoslc
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3 years
I thought this was Erika Jayne for a minute
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Mama June, 42, and her 34-year-old boyfriend cozy up on romantic LA hike
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2 years
I dare you you to watch the rhop press conference scene and tell me itโ€™s not perfection
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4 years
Will Dorinda ever realize what a monster she has become? #rhony
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2 years
@mattxiv Only 19? I keep forgetting she accomplished so much at a young age. I always think sheโ€™s older.
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1 year
Feedback shouldโ€™ve been a bigger hit for a Janet Jackson
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5 years
@samanthaabushh Wait, this isnโ€™t four pics of the same person?
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4 years
@mcmeaty_6 They never will. Deleted my account years ago.
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3 years
lol Jennie won't be missed next season. I keep forgetting she's there until they show her in the background. #rhoslc
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3 years
Bring Dorinda back to keep Ramona in line #rhony #wwhl
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5 years
Iโ€™m dyyying at how crazy Vicki is...like, hahahaha #rhoc
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5 months
@ScottGorenstein The way she giggles and says ok ๐Ÿ˜ at the end always makes me laugh.
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5 years
Whyโ€™s everyone pulling for Jennifer Anniston to get back with the guy who cheated on her while they were married? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”
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2 years
My brother and his wife are raising their kids as vegetarian but it turns out my niece has been eating chicken fingers at school since last week and she didnโ€™t tell them hahahahaha
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3 years
Does that mean sheโ€™s going bribe the judges?
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Olivia Jade says Lori Loughlin is 'in total mom mode' over 'DWTS'
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3 years
I want to know Jamie Lynnโ€™s part in all of this #FreeBritney
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3 years
@LiveActReboot @beysupdates Iโ€™m very much here for it
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3 months
Guess whoโ€™s not wearing underwear today
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4 months
Just saw the guy who j*rked me off last night walking hand in hand with a woman ๐Ÿ˜
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4 years
@chrissyteigen Enjoy this gif of racist Richard Spencer getting punched
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4 years
Grace Fraserโ€™s real housewives tagline: I may roam the streets alone, but I always know where Iโ€™m going. #TheUndoing
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5 months
42 on Monday ๐ŸŒŽ
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A Life of Michael ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
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Turning 55. How old will you be this year?
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3 years
Free #rhony fans from Leah
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'RHONY' star Leah McSweeney supports Britney Spears in 'Free Britney' top
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4 years
Good morning to everyone except Anwar Hadid
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4 years
@NYPDnews @NYPDTips Now do this for all the cops who beat up peaceful protesters
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4 months
There are bears on my shirt
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5 months
@thesadboydiary Jane and Ronan? Not that I know of but itโ€™s rumored Frank Sinatra is his biological father.
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2 years
@CanDeeGirl_ I invited her to my home. I offered her a beverage. ๐Ÿ’€
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4 years
I feel like Mary runs a lowkey cult. And not in the way we usually say religion can be a cult. Something tells me sheโ€™s verbally abusive to those people and they eat it up #rhoslc
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2 years
@LoveAndyC I think Kyle and Kathy are handing this well. I donโ€™t see why Lisa has to get involved.
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4 years
Heather Thomson should've replaced Geri when she left the Spice Girls #RHONY
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3 years
This was definitely giving me rehearsed in the back seat of the car before she got there #rhobh
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1 year
Another year older but not smarter ๐Ÿ˜‰
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5 months
@MxHWsFan The resemblance is uncanny
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4 years
@quintabrunson Pls include influencer culture too. Itโ€™s toxic.
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3 years
@ReJayJay_ @jtimberlake Iโ€™ll never forgive him for his part in the Janet debacle
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5 years
Nobody: Brittany: My wedding! My wedding! #PumpRules
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1 year
@PopCrave Peppermint!!!!
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3 years
@oh_chadwick This is an improvement?
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2 years
@mattxiv This dude always has a confused look on his face. It must suck to be lost all the time.
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5 months
This you, @Caitlyn_Jenner ? Absolute dumpster fire of a human being.
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I am absolutely disgusted that Joe Biden has declared the most Holy of Holy days - a self proclaimed devout Catholic - as Transgender Day of Visibility. The only thing you should be declaring on this day is โ€˜HE is Risenโ€™.
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7 months
Peekaboo
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3 years
What is the purpose of this?
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1 year
@jules_su Iโ€™m probably dating myself but I remember using brown paper bags from the grocery store
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3 years
@PopCrave While sheโ€™s right that it shouldnโ€™t be expected. What does it say about her that she doesnโ€™t want to use her platform? You see everything going on and want to stay silent? Hmmmmm
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2 years
Imagine making this TikTok and thinking you all nailed the dance so you post it๐Ÿซค
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@TheRealJenShah @KyleRichards I canโ€™t help but roll my eyes every time she mentions being innocent this season๐Ÿ™„
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4 years
Is jenโ€™s bodyguard to protect people from Jen?! #rhoslc
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2 years
@tvdeets โ€œYou donโ€™t have to cry over itโ€ sends me every time!! I miss Kim
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3 years
@LoveAndyC He looks awful guilty to me
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@miners_ryan @_DionneWarwick My dude have some respect for a singing legend
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2 years
@TheRealJenShah @KyleRichards Yea, damage control from all those older people you ripped out. Donโ€™t act like you donโ€™t know
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5 years
Joe is a fucking idiot. No one is doing this to your kids, expect him. Heโ€™s doing this to his kids. He knows he broke the law right?????? #rhonj
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4 years
@gabopsico @JasonSCampbell I want him to draw the clock
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@HeWasAllTime @AOC @JacksonLeeTX18 Bless your small ignorant heart
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7 months
Orange you glad I said hello?
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3 years
This kept playing in my head while I watched #HousewifeAndTheHustler
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3 years
@UberFacts Only a free year???
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4 years
She said โ€œIโ€™M CHECKING LISTS AND EVERYTHING...HO, HO, HO.โ€ Give this manager a raise.
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2 years
@mistergeezy I know sheโ€™s not talking about cultish behavior after she worked for Bernie sanders with the Bernie brosโ€ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
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3 years
Brooks said, letโ€™s see her flash me her vajayjay from prison.
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Iโ€™m at bbq and the person on the grill just said โ€œI did my best.โ€ Not a good sign.
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@gtconway3d Both are filled with hot air.
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@bybobbybox Multiple times Iโ€™ve had the same Uber/Lyft take me to and pick me up from hook ups. The look on their faces are always funny.
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4 years
Think she will answer it?
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@souldragona @The_Real_WB @NYCMayor Heโ€™s white, of course it is...
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3 years
I consider you my close friends so Iโ€™m going to text you #rhobh
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@yannhatchuel @DannyPellegrino Donโ€™t forget ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@PopCrave @DEADLINE Not when they shorted the drag race episodes for a show no one is going to watch
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5 years
Same energy #rhop
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@KamalaHarris Oh girl, Iโ€™ll sleep when I know youโ€™re our vp elect. Until then ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ณ
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@Andy @BNCartwright @mrjaxtaylor Jax, when is the last time you shoplifted? And what was it?
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@W33ZUS @GarcelleB @SuttonBStracke I came for the friendship. Stayed for the chicken.
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@LoveCindyCee I thought the same thing. It was super genuine.
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@cuntneykardash !โƒ ๐—ง๐—ต๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ฐ๐—น๐—ฎ๐—ถ๐—บ ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐˜€๐—ฝ๐˜‚๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—ฏy Luann de Lesseps who says even Louis Vuitton makes mistakes
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