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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
11 months
New pinned tweet 2024 December isn't over yet but let's give it up for 2024 2023 was so bad for crochet lol there was so much going on but now I'll hopefully have more free time to commit to my crafts Thread of completed crochet projects 2024
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
2 years
Completed Crochet (Knit? lol, lmao) Projects 2023 thread Gonna try to do better this year and not spend 7 months working on one blanket
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
3 years
Friend named himself Butter in Elden Ring but the game censors "butt" so it looks like he named himself something much worse
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
3 years
@Galeocerdotigr1 Both of us are on PC, so I guess the game itself had a strict word filter
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
1 year
Going down the rabbit hole of japanese poodle accounts
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
8 months
New Mr Fresh pictures have dropped
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
8 months
This is why I don't trust anyone who uses the word "tomboy" because wtf is thisπŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€
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Upon further research I have uncovered more tomboy phenotypes
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
8 months
average reddit askbaking post: is this safe to eat (posts literal concrete and mold)
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
2 months
He can't keep fucking looking like this
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
2 years
@KindLittleBug There's people who think it's ok to smoke while pregnant they're never gonna really get it
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
6 months
Can journos stop writing about things they know nothing about
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#HatsuneMiku is a global icon β€” but she isn't real, and that's become a problem πŸ“:
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
5 months
Me seeing this
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
5 months
My hungry ass could never go bear hunting
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
2 months
Guys, what do I do now
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
3 years
@Galeocerdotigr1 From what I've been reading the same thing happened in DS2 and DS3 with other harmless words so nope
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
4 months
She's getting fired for being the slowest biscuit maker of all time
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
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He got a plate 😌
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9 days
He didn't get a plate 😒
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
2 months
My basement dweller son in his messy room
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
17 days
The way that this is just normal food?
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This next generation of moms is doomed..
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
3 months
Gleebert looked disgusting--nipples protruding--in his blue shirt before Congress. Very very disrespectful.
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
6 months
After almost a month my milk pot finally arrived so I can be cozycore hot chocolate pilled
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
3 months
He puts up with so much
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
3 years
Welp I knew it would be soon but I didn't think it would be this soon :( RIP Crème Brûlée, you were a lovely mouse
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
1 year
He knows I'm taking his soul with my phone camera
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
2 years
Pictures of cats at this angle
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
3 years
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9 days
He didn't get a plate 😒
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
5 months
He loves his blanket
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
2 months
She doesn't know she's begging for a can of tomatoes
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2 months
This stupid cat isn't letting me play pokemon
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
7 months
My giant scorpion son Gump
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
8 days
my california grapes and fully cooked chicken breast bites started fighting what do I do
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
6 months
Whys this on a homestuck survey
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
4 months
She's waiting so patiently for the bread to be done
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
1 month
Even the Samurai are eating slop (汚水) ⁉️ Bushido has fallen..
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
5 months
Sorry to report that gleebert drank runoff from the local mine and he lost all his braincellsπŸ’”
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
6 months
Opening up a restaurant
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
4 months
Befriended random lady in the Sims 4 and she kept asking me for $1000 to kickstart her business A few days later she invited me to meet her new horse I don't think the money was for her business
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
3 years
We used to execute people with these
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
5 months
What's he yapping about
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2 months
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3 years
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
2 months
He is looking so handsome in his new collar
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
3 months
This is how he watches TV
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
3 years
I need this
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5 months
He hates being baby
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
7 months
STANCED UP
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
3 months
Twinning
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3 months
3歳にγͺγ‚ŠγΎγ—γŸ
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
1 year
Cat hasn't learned to meow/beg for food yet instead he sits next to the bag looking round and upset
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
2 years
@funnygamedev Please no.... no.... Not the George Flussy
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
6 months
A duende is transforming his food into re-ment miniatures and this hapless fool thinks it's his gf who's doing the replacing
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
5 months
staring at paid crochet patterns and stealing them with my mind
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
6 months
Oughhh
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
4 months
πŸ₯Ί
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
8 months
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6 months
itty bitty to large and in charge
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
6 months
cannot watch any asmong*ld video regardless of topic because I wouldnt be able to stop thinking about his blood wall, dead rat PC, and cockroach infested house
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
3 months
Answer their riddle to pass
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
2 years
Hi guys, I said yes πŸ₯³
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
1 year
We roll up
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
4 months
Gormless cat in motion
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
10 months
He's trying to look like he doesn't care about the quesadilla I'm eating And failing
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
6 months
"Old man yaoi" enjoyers when the real lemon party starts
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
7 months
imagine lacking whimsy and joy
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Andrea
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millennials make everything fisher price and little tikes coded it’s insaaaaneeee πŸ«£πŸ˜‚
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
4 months
Dave telling me about one of his friends getting a gf but when I ask for more details he says "idk didn't ask"
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
4 months
Dave's apple card DESTROYED the card reader at this Canadian gift shop
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
2 years
Watching people say that Dwarf Fortress is a lot like RimWorld
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
4 months
Wearing a shirt that says "I stopped reading Triplets for the Dark Elf to be here"
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
3 months
Take them to any national park they will love it
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
5 months
She's so circular
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
4 months
Why did the sims 4 I torrented start playing Chinese music during the installer
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
4 months
He looks.... normal Too normal.....
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8 months
They don't know that they're begging for a can of chipotle sauce
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
2 months
We cut his nails today
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
1 year
I told him to get out of the bathroom but he just stares at me like this
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
8 months
Got the McDonald's shamrock shake for our princess
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
5 months
Having to use MySpace angles for gleebert so he doesn't look like a whale
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
6 months
Kids these days can't handle candy, because of woke
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6 months
kids these days too sensitive for this✌🏾
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
16 days
Update:
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16 days
New cat bed is a success but Gleebert still prefers the box
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
3 months
the current wave of teenagers wishing they went to mid 2000s anime conventions is crazy especially when they larp as scene kids my culture is not ur costume....
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
5 months
Their new spot
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
8 months
my friends I met on gmod TTT 10 years ago came to my wedding lol
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8 months
Unpopular opinion: No online friend stays more than three months in your life, they'll leave you!!
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
7 months
"After conducting an internal investigation we at Nickelodeon studios have come to the conclusion that the documentary accusing a known narcissistic pedophile of being a narcissistic pedophile is completely fabricated πŸ€“"
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Former Nickelodeon producer Dan Schneider sat down with @THR to address allegations and stories of abuse from #QuietOnSet documentary.
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
4 months
The gleebert imposter cryptid has returned
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
2 months
FEDDY???
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Kurrco
2 months
Newly surfaced texts between Kanye, his dentist, and his former chief of staff Milo from April 2024 "This needs to be a long term goal : get recreational Nitrous legalized" "Can I have the Nitrus today"
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
1 month
Oh my goodness
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
5 months
Now that the weather is nice the guinea pigs can relax outdoors
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
11 months
where are they now?
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
7 months
When you're in a fucked up garden bed competition but your opponent is the former house owners
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
4 months
Explain
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
4 months
It was actually crazy how blue this lake was irl
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
3 months
Silly mode
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
5 months
Ham Ham Heartbreak is such a good game pure kino
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
8 months
Stop standing like that you look so fat
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
3 months
Gleebert having fun during game night πŸ₯°
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
6 months
They're being ugly AGAIN
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Mielle πŸ›ΈπŸ«§πŸ 
5 months
Caught being silly
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