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@samticidae

11 months

@SoulSurVGC at this point most of us have stockholm'd ourselves into liking iron hands. i have no shame i love this freak

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@samticidae

2 years

#phighting do you guys like my shuriken model

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@samticidae

1 year

@FlSHTWO i was never book smart i'm money smart makes me more intelligent call me mr. rock festival i got hella bands shawty cute and her circle too told her get a friend she gon' make me slide with my dog like i'm mega man

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@samticidae

11 months

@SpectralAurora_ ??? AND WHERE IS HE?

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@samticidae

1 year

@ZestyLemonss no i think he has nat 20 rizz. i felt my heart flutter when he said "*growls*"

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@samticidae

1 year

@realcatirl you can be neither for you are a Cat.

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@samticidae

11 months

@AndyLaVGC ok this is actually illegal. why can the car pokemon NOT learn a move named after driving. but fucking Landorus Therian Can . Sighhhh

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@samticidae

2 years

@Kelecitta WHY DID YOU KILL THEM

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@samticidae

11 months

@SoulSurVGC yeah that's the thing, their designs are awesome but their playstyles are like diving into a woodchipper. YOU CANNOT DO VARIETY WITH THEM. running flutter? specs or booster. shadow ball, moonblast/gleam, icy wind, protect/4th attack iron hands? GO GO GADGET FAKE OUT

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@samticidae

1 year

@CopiTheCat proud of you for figuring yourself out bro 👊BROFIST!!!! :DDDDD

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@samticidae

1 year

@MantisMan20 @stressedoutrpg

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@samticidae

2 years

made using customplayermodel mod for fabric 1.19.2 link to download is in the phighting discord in the art-chat channel, have fun

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@samticidae

11 months

@pukicho thanks link. i really needed that. you're a really cool dude

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@samticidae

1 year

@ZestyLemonss you pass this mf the blunt and he chiefs the whole thing in one go them whips out another joint from his pocket and lights it and hands it to the next guy

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@samticidae

1 year

@XEXEEZY i personally don't want it reclaimed since hearing it makes my blood boil. i'm not gonna police it all across the internet like some kind of white warlord but in friend circles i never want to hear it be used

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@samticidae

1 year

cool fun fact this is a yellow jacket and they eat meat!! you can often see them at barbecues and they'll take chunks to haul back to the nest and give to the larvae

animals going goblin mode

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@samticidae

1 year

@realcatirl Guys. Insider info. lemon's discord name will be "SpongeBoyBubbleBoy4" Be sure to Block & Report

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@samticidae

1 year

@Stunfisk_Sub at most he'll go to uubl since that cracked of a movepool and that much versatility is nuts but it will be a momentous day if or when he does. we will all shout in the streets

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@samticidae

11 months

@JuanCri70776696 @SpectralAurora_ ??? AND WHERE ARE THEY?

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@samticidae

1 year

@7GB0_ was the breakfast good

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@samticidae

11 months

@AtrixMJ this feels like a trick question. you draw by taping a pen to your head and spinning around like hitmontop

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@samticidae

2 years

DO YOUR PART GOGOGOGO

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@ZestyLemonss

2 years

PLUSH OUT NOW LINK BELOW

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@samticidae

1 year

@ZestyLemonss CRUSH WITH ROCK

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@samticidae

1 year

@realcatirl i think it's really sad that ppl have free speech. we should bring back monarchies where the king (me) decides what people can say

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@samticidae

2 years

#phighting why did he react this way!!!!!!

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@samticidae

1 year

been seeing a lot of folks using art without credit so here's a friendly reminder to respect artists :> be sure to read terms of services and websites, and always credit them in your bios/about sections rather than statuses! if you're offline the status won't show

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@samticidae

1 year

@SpookySodaz fun fact minosphrime is actually not a bacteria, rather a virus that feeds on other viruses (considering it was found in soil and on flower heads, it likely feeds upon plant-based viruses) they're extremely small and effectively hijack viruses to produce themselves

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@samticidae

11 months

@MoxieBoosted what do you MEAN the strongest pokemon are the most used?! WHAT HAPPENED TO HAVING FUN 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

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@samticidae

1 year

@WeedleTwineedle soooo nay. if it were necrozma it'd be slay but it's armarouge. lgbtq villain

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@samticidae

1 year

@realcatirl the axe forgets but the tree also forgets because he's really old and has dementia and the axe has to wheel him to the bathroom

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@samticidae

2 years

@Kelecitta THUNK

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@samticidae

1 year

@realcatirl you never answered me FUCKER

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@samticidae

11 months

@pupriest "erm,,,,, purging tonight ^.^" the rocks coming towards your window:

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@samticidae

2 years

@ZestyLemonss GAS THIS SHIT UP 🔥🔥🔥

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@samticidae

1 year

@buhbuhbid minors are allowed to joke about de seggs n stuff but when it comes to a point of just expressing horniness i get really uncomfortable the amount of hornyposting that people get away with in this community (which is majority minors) is extremely disappointing and dangerous

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@samticidae

2 years

why is everyone doing dis

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@samticidae

1 year

@Soda_Stuff can you give him a propeller beanie and give him a big rainbow lollipop

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@samticidae

1 year

@ilovethievesden

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@samticidae

11 months

@maggotpad i don't think saint solves their problem. i think saint is more an example of how trying to fight against that inevitability puts you right back where you started. i don't believe that saint's intervention actually allows them to ascend. that's just not possible

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@samticidae

2 years

@CopiTheCat grins like a demon

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@samticidae

2 years

@SpookySodaz the background looks like balan wonderworld but the characters are nothing like what's in the game it's clearly some sfm animation port of a fortnite dance closest thing i have is spore hero for the wii

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@samticidae

11 months

@goldpeach_ beatiful butch woman... save me.... save me beautiful butch woman

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@samticidae

11 months

@MoxieBoosted i do make the rules and the value of shinies is based on how good they look. idc if you got a full odds perfect iv bilberto from gen -2 it looks like a shitty ice cream flavor

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@samticidae

1 year

@picklemonsterr i'm sorry but if this is sexual to you you need retinal surgery

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@samticidae

1 year

@recurrinfantasy "average white dude with insanely rich parents" vibe

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@samticidae

2 years

why do minors do this why do y'all take every single ounce of drama straight to your public accounts and make it a whole shebang like c'mon you don't gotta point out they blocked you and then make fun of 'em mang cmon mang

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@samticidae

1 year

@recurrinfantasy biograft

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@samticidae

2 years

@realcatirl there's a reason you have two fists.

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@samticidae

11 months

@sweeetlii the answer is this

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@samticidae

1 year

tjis is my tweet for today. Godbye

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@samticidae

2 years

some fun clips from tonight #phighting

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@samticidae

1 year

@valentino_lasso TASMANIAN TIGER!!!!!!!

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@samticidae

2 years

@ilovethievesden

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@samticidae

2 years

someone started pissing loud as hell and i had to resist the urge to say "damn you piss loud asf. that's hot" in the most deep, filthy voice ever

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@samticidae

1 year

@realcatirl

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@samticidae

11 months

@pomfishee dude. housebands are the most attractive thing ever i can't even

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@samticidae

1 year

i'm getting ballsier so ur gonna see a lot of men on this account from now on. no i will not stop

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@samticidae

2 years

He's so happy. he gets to swim around in a glass rectangle and eat and pee and poop and he's so content and happy. People need to study this little guy, find the secret to true happiness: Being a Fish.

𝙼𝙰𝚂𝚃𝙴𝚁 𝙾𝙵 𝙳𝚁𝙰𝙶𝙾𝙽（ﾏｽﾄﾞﾗBARｴﾝﾀｰ）

@MOD_yokohama

2 years

大きくなったよジムナーカス。顔は可愛い顔して癒し系。性格は真逆...。

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@samticidae

2 years

@SpookySodaz

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@samticidae

11 months

@pomfishee "hey what do you want for dinner" "i'm fine with anything" "okay but what do you want" "i just said, anything" "do you have a preference?" "no" "ok mcdonald's then" "EWWWWW"

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@samticidae

2 years

if you ever wanna have fun just look up any random character from media and put .exe after it and go to images

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@samticidae

11 months

@hugcrabs the stigma surrounding people's mistakes and the idea that doing something wrong is a permanent cardinal sin that can't be remedied is fucking absurd. some people genuinely need to grow spines and understand that not everyone is perfect and projecting doesn't make you look better

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@samticidae

1 year

@SH_4RK @scimbos the needles don't have a keyboard :/ can't use 'em

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@samticidae

2 years

#phighting new ocs dropped teddy and bloxpin (based on teddy bloxpin gear) teddy is permanently 11 and bloxpin is an 8'7 physical manifestation of nightmares drawn by the glorious @sunnyDsoda

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@samticidae

1 year

went on a hike 2day. was so coolsauce a firefly crawled on my hand and i saw a cool butterfly

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@samticidae

2 years

@realcatirl drool frothing from my mouth with the way you draw

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@samticidae

1 year

my tumblr is junebuggreal

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@samticidae

2 years

forgot how nice going outside was

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@samticidae

1 year

for my birthday please send cool images of arthropods under this tweet. spoiler and tag them also. thank you

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@samticidae

1 year

@realcatirl draw Nightmare Kuiper

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@samticidae

1 year

@ikiruain i had some brain ideas for liek. evil phighting closed species gargoyles: tiny, pointy mfs like skateboard and broker. evil and mischievous demons: BOG STANDARD DEMONS like sword and icedagger. gears are weak at da start but learn super fast

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@samticidae

2 years

@7GB0_

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@samticidae

1 year

@recurrinfantasy fifteen butlers from his parents but then there's also his cat smokey who's the cute-ugliest mf on the planet

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@samticidae

1 year

@ascent5340 @HeavenlyBorks i'm so happy for you guys. like genuinely you seem so perfect together and- *he appears* Holy fuck. Oh my God. Is that fucking Landorus-Therian

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@samticidae

1 year

@rambites NO HESITATION GODDAMN 🐜🐜

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@samticidae

2 years

@TheSpiritHowIer Start crying. srsly tho happy for you 🫶

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@samticidae

2 years

he smells like corn chips

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@samticidae

2 years

@phightmoment he's really cool i love the blindfold and the "justice is blind" concept going on but it also seems like he's super corrupt so maybe he had good intentions to begin with i also adore his shit-eating smirk, he's awesome

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@samticidae

2 years

hey psa to all mutualz please don't quote rt transphobic/racist/whateverist stuff to dunk on them, people will be able to see it and it might affect them negatively ok thanks

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@samticidae

11 months

@AtrixMJ >"LET IT... RIP!!!" >it all goes on the same layer >

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@samticidae

1 year

@ascent5340 @TheSoonic his neck so fuckin' long 😭😭😭

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@samticidae

1 year

@AliceZaKat i think it's cute there's nothing sexual about the way you draw her, so i'm not sure where these comments are coming from keep going! it's awesome

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@samticidae

1 year

@honeymoss_ does this bint count

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@samticidae

1 year

@runedrifter i frew up

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@samticidae

1 year

@ikiruain not a ship but i see subspace and shuriken as a sort of dr. doofenshmirtz / perry the platypus type beat

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@samticidae

1 year

when i was a kid they had this thing called the "bear hug" and it was basically just a glorified straitjacket i'm not fucking around it was this velcro vest that made it so that you couldn't move your arms and i was the only one that got it and they made it like a fun thing 😭

EVIL ALPHALUL ♻🔨🍉

@alphautism

1 year

if you had autism it was so much cooler. they would put you in a padded room and lock you in it until you stopped crying

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@samticidae

2 years

@moldeous

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@samticidae

1 year

@egguca @AliceIzDed imo i think it'd be dope if it were a representation of saint fighting against their fate as an echo by going through a literal hellish gauntlet, just to wake back up in the same place they started

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@samticidae

1 year

@MoxieBoosted 'mons with interesting abilities that don't quite cut it (stonjourner's power spot, sandaconda's sand spit, zangoose's toxic boost, etc.)

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@samticidae

1 year

@Soda_Stuff soda you did Not just make a kinsona of your own character. looks cute tho gj 🫶

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@samticidae

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