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PRO CS:GO Player turned Coach Proud member of @nounsesports

Abbotsford, British Columbia

Joined February 2013

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@semphisss

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5 years

Have a few people asking me for coaching with diet / training so I've officially started, email me at semphislifts @gmail .com I've done everything over the years from diet to training and learned how to make things enjoyable and sustainable for long term success.

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@MissGinaDarling The issue here is he's never worn leggings, he'd change his tone real quick if he felt what women have been keeping from us all these years.

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The problem with banning video games is that criminals will still have video games and sometimes you need good guys with video games to stop the evil video gamers

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Unacceptable @CSGO

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My favorite role in CS is faking A for my team on Mirage and still being the first person to entry B.

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I promise if you think you can't you can, it takes time and effort but anything worth it in life takes effort.

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nine years difference @semphisss

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I've been playing vs @FalleNCS since 2009 and the mans always been extremely professional and one of the nicest players I've met, always agreeing to rescheduling or restarting a round or switching servers. Saying that players should have no say in rule enforcement.

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2 years

Has anyone considered players could be wearing vibrating Bluetooth buttplugs with the controller in the crowd? One buzz A Two buzz B Three is just a good time

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3 years

CS players living rent free

@KryptWalk

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3 years

I have 0 issues when players call weapons by CSGO terms. However, this game has been out for a year now. Call them by their respective name. I've watched someone say "Can you pick up my scout?" The player had no idea what that was; not his fault. It makes a difference. #VALORANT

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Picked up @brax1wnl when he was 13 Picked up @Twistzz when he was 14 Picked up @SicK_cs when he was 15 I swear I was only trying to exploit there mechanical abilities, ah who am I kidding I'm screwed aren't I?

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Valve said they don't have 128 tick MM servers because most casual players computers can't utilize more than 64 tick anyways. So most casual players have bad PCs so lets make every new map run worse and worse and never optimize the game for better frames #logic

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We just took down the #25 ranked team in the world and all the casters can think to say is @TeamLiquid didn't show up. We clawed our way back from 217th in the world by BUILDING a talent pipeline the whole scene memed on. Step out of the echo chamber and pay attention.

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I'm thinking about starting a streaming personality called Dr. Respect, where I always compliment other gamers' plays and only text women over the age of 18. Thoughts?

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It's incredible really

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It is with profound sadness that I convey the heartbreaking news of David "cyn1c" Polster's passing earlier this week. Over the course of the last two years, I had the privilege of working closely with David. His unwavering love for Counter-Strike was unparalleled, and he

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We've all kicked a pregnant woman at least a few times. Think about it, you all have, all of us.

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2 years

For people that think @s1mpleO talent is maxed out he still has one card left to play, he has yet to become morbidly obese. Imagine the power.

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We should all be supporting more female agent skins, CS as a game is so far behind Overwatch and Valorant in rule34 content its honestly a disgrace. Let's make female skins free and robust, sign below if you agree.

@JosefineCSGO

Josefine Jensen

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Open letter to valve. Please hear us out @CounterStrike @AuroraLyngdal @anjacsgo @Ismo_cs @marietoftt

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With all the @alluCSGO drama i just want to tell you my person experience with him. When I was on tsm playing at an IBP lan we were in the practice room eating dunken donuts ( not from @Thorin ) and i offered one to allu and he said "fuck that shit i don't eat garbage".

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Adding "has legs" ensures nobody can claim you got them killed. "One was in halls, has legs" "DUDE HES MID I THOUGHT YOU SAID HE WAS HALLS" "Hes got legs bro"

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All I'm saying is I've seen @dev1ce in the gym every morning...

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@smooyacs @DonHaci I agree with her and while were at it let's make sure monitors remain off while we play because seeing is way to overpowered at the moment

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Hey @seangares Remember when @C9swag was 13 and he would say 'Sean you're really good at this game... Aprilllll fooools." for about a week straight

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2 years

They all abandoned me, ALL OF THEM. TRAITORS

@Cloud9

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2 years

ON THIS DAY, 8 YEARS AGO: @shroud , @ShahZaMk , @seangares , @semphisss , @n0thing and coach @stunna were on their way to a top 4 finish in 🇬🇧 #LegaC9

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Why did they add a bench to mirage and not just delete the map?

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@semphisss

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4 years

Starting my own player union, this will be crowd funded and all the money will go to helping the player. The player is me, I hope this helps counter strike as a whole, thanks for the support.

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Ex-Gaimin Gladiators need your support, as we've lost our org and have yet to find a replacement our plans of boot camping in Germany before the RMR are becoming grim. We know time's are tough, any donation helps! Even if you can't we still love you.

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CS has been around longer than most players have been alive, stop worrying if its going to die and play the game you enjoy... I assure you cs will be here with or without you

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5 years

Next Major in Iran?

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4 years

My resume for the leader of the next player union. - Canadian ( incapable of lying / being shady ) - Originator of the Castle idea - Got esports drug tested - Pro player for many years - Didnt sell out for Valorant - Jacked so I can defend against esports isnt a sport ppl TY

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These are just memes, folks. I keep seeing comments like, "They don't even know how to fight." Do you really expect these individuals, who are charging a stage over bets, to be trained UFC fighters or something? Personally, I've never been in a fight, don't want to, and have

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Introducing DefendForce5 - Fortifying the Frontlines of PGL Major. 🇺🇸 Ryan "freakazoid" Abadir 🇺🇸 Tres "stunna" Saranthus 🇨🇦 Kory "SEMPHIS" Friesen 🇵🇱 Jarosław "pashaBiceps" Jarząbkowski 🇩🇰 Benjamin "blameF" Bremer

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Some of these comments on reddit giving @Vitality_ALEX shit for quitting for his own personal reasons is incredible. Gyy literally didnt become lazy and steal a paycheck he said I cant continue giving 100% with this schedule and to find a replacement with proper notice.. respect

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Women over here saying men aren't loyal as @ropzicle has been on a SINGLE pro team and 1920 for life, ladies what are you waiting for?

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4 years

Jeff Benzo is worth 181 billion dollars. Currently the world has 7 billion people, that means if Jeff gave me 1 billion dollars he would still have 180 billion. Wow.

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Over the past five months, I've experienced the passing of my Grandma, Grandpa, my girlfriend's father, and a long-time teammate... It's been an incredibly tough period. I urge everyone to prioritize regular check-ups and reach out for help if you're facing difficulties.

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3 years

Check mate Atheists

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Sorry.

@MnmzzzCS

Mnmzzz - Jeff 🇺🇦

1 year

Get a shirt with sleeves. You look like you just walked in off the streets of Muscle Beach ffs. This is IEM Dallas. Show some respect to the players and fans.

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Hairdresser: takes mirror out and shows me back of head Me: me not even knowing what I'm looking at "marvelous job"

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8 years

Apparently everyone hates cbble, ever tried playing b on d2? You can die before you even get to your bombsite...

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I heard some of you were talking about my glasses, I have an eye disease called keratoconus which causes extreme light sensitivity with the bright lights they use here, thankfully @ESLCS is letting me wear my glasses or else I get massive headaches.

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238 weight leanest I've been since I bulked to 270, not sure might need to be around 220 to be shredded.

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After 11 years, I've realized that true happiness isn't tied to how I look. Despite praise for my weight loss and muscle gain, it didn't improve my happiness. Remember, your worth isn't defined by your appearance. As I turn 35 tomorrow, I've endured many challenges and I'm proud

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@SicK_cs I'll be in Dallas tomorrow. Come hit the gym with me, you valorant traitor.

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New bug that lost us a round at the RMR @CounterStrike If you awp window under heaven on Nuke, the T model doesn't render for the CT, but the T can see the CT the entire time regardless of weapon. @nounsesports

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I decided to go 4:3 stretched for frag, the rest are on 16:9

@0x2A7F

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Victory dinner before the matches even start @nounsesports @fragadelphia

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4 years

As a kid I honestly thought quick sand was going to be a much larger issue than it turned out being.

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9 years

Battle royal event with all current major banned players, the survivor is unbanned.

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I'll play Quad if nobody called it already.

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Best sources of protein Eggs: 👎 Turkey: 👎 The beef between @Thorin and @astralisgg 👍

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Re-watched the VOD and no mention of our technical issues vs @FURIA First gun run @nosraC_cs entire game freezes mid gun battle and he dies, I immediately told the admin and he radioed it off. We continue to have him and @MarkeCSGO Having random stutters until we decided to

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Considering the rumors around Cadian's potential exit from Liquid and the looming player break, here's my my suggestions if I was Liquids coach. Out: Cadian Skullz Yekindar Stay: Naf (Support) Twistzz (Passive Rifler) In: S1mple (AWP) Kscerato (Star) Ocean (IGL) Thoughts?

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Ironic how much hate @Tesla gets for how the new truck looks when people willfully wear yeezys in public

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8 years

All America final in Europe with jet lag, what a time to be alive.

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4 years

You know the community battle between @PlayVALORANT and @CSGO is getting out of hand so I propose as a gesture of our kindness we give them mirage. @DonHaci

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I get the sentiment, but knowing him, I don't think he'd want something he didn't earn. He was a hard worker and wanted to pave his own path, not be gifted the road to success.

@JakeSucky

Jake Lucky

7 months

Earlier this year a CS player known as Cyn1c unfortunately passed away, some of his former teammates dedicated their Major run to him but fell short which means no stickers Would be amazing to see @CounterStrike do something in his honor with funds to the family or a cause

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You know what CSGO needs? A tier1 showmatch for $$$ where you can't buy grenades.

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Outsiders were by far the most insane team we scrimmed during our European bootcamp, not a surprise they won this major. Never seen my player's die faster, honestly you can't tell you fast they are watching the stream's but playing versus them you can't even react you just die.

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What the fuck is @s1mpleO doing, really starting to piss me off that he's not on a team...

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I'm not saying its a coincidence but it's also the best mouse I've ever used @LogitechG

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7 years

7 plates 306 kg 675 pounds deadlift

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3 years

Coaches ruined the integrity of the game by influencing the outcome of a game by essentially wallhacking, ruined bets, took away qualified spots, and stole money from other teams and fans. 5-32 month bans IBP ruined the integrity of the game by throwing one game = banned forever

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It's been an emotionally confusing day for me, I found out my Grandma passed away right before going on the David's cup, I debated not going on however I truly believe in the cause and want us to achieve our goals. To all those contributing, your efforts are truly commendable.

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3 years

So you're telling me the world created like 8 covid vaccines in 2 days and distributed them to hundreds of millions of people in under a year and were still living with the fps drop bug in cs go?

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Its funny everyone thinks they can just "quit" cs as if that's possible, they'll be back they always are.

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4 years

If @Twitch and @Spotify were smart they'd join forces and have people sync up with the current music the person they're watch is listening to and bypass all these stupid dcma issues.

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The year is 2030 The International has teams competing for 1 billion dollars Gaben wins sexiest man of the year CS:GO devs have fixed the bug where when you minimize the brightness changes randomly, we rejoice.

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4 years

This is me

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1 year

Goodbye Grandma, she made it to 100 and got a letter from the Queen before she passed. Hope you're at peace now ❤️

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7 years

God damn tariks tiny little brain is unreadable

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2 years

Its hilarious, sometimes I hear my girlfriend playing silver / bronze / gold lobbies in valo / cs and the ego's of some of these players is absurd. No offense but if you're bronze you suck regardless of if you're top fragging or not, literally everyone in the server sucks.

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7 years

The tactical 0-16 loss on train knowing we had no chance vs sk to have them underestimate us on inferno 1-1 @SKGaming gg

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6 years

How can these battle royal games have a pro scene that's consistent? Literally everything about these games are random

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4 years

I have no magical powers to know if this @leaf_cs guy is cheating or not but I'd really love for @CSGO to comment on how the GOTV works, how accurate is the crosshair we see compared to the crosshair movement on their screen? Can the GOTV make up information to fill in blanks?

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A lot of you hating on @Amouranth in the comments, but I guarantee none of you grind as hard as she does. Do you know how hard it would be to pretend to do arts and crafts on your living room floor in short shorts while entertaining simps for 10 hours a day? Respect the hustle.

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Amouranth is now the official owner of esports team ‘Wildcard’

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4 years

Thoughts?

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7 years

See @f0restCS Clip. Raise sense to 3.5 Dominate deathmatch Enter scrim server with ultimate confidence Proceed to whiff 12 usp bullets on a blind target. Turn back down sens while a tear rolls down your cheek

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With Valves lack of action on the coach bug we the community will accept an apology in the form of 128 tick match making servers.

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How can anyone honestly enjoy Overwatch when it's just 14 shields and 400 people healing and spamming junkrat grenades it's honestly a joke.

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7 years

Unfortunatley for sadokist he wasn't in Chris Brown's body

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6 years

For those that can't seem to read. @valens WANTS to retire from coaching AFTER the major which is his decision. I'm just tagging along as a trial getting the vibe for the way they run things and to get with the team to make the transition easier if everything works out later.

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Avangar going to win the Major with Jame having 1 death in the finals, fight me.

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Played Valorant and apparently people are talking shit everygame as if they are some sort of legend in a 1 day old game 🤡

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Getting ready to go live vs @G2esports Wish them luck, they're going to need it.

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When you've always wanted to awp but your team won't let you.

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People really surprised @NBK is salty after building a team from scratch and getting cut? You really think youd feel differently in his shoes?

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I hate new years, pointless ass day.

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@loserbent You need to be prescribed and monitored by a doctor for this to be safe, taking pharmutical grade products, not Chinese powders created in unsterile conditions Jesus christ... You realize how dangerous this is, right?

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I think it's time for a bootcamp in Brazil...

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Black door easy, imagine how dominate of a serial killer you could be with all our current forensic knowledge and lack of cameras. You could also make a lot of money as well, I guess.

@gunsnrosesgirl3

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Literally the only redeeming quality Valorant has is rule34 and even then its still 2nd to overwatch...

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Girlfriend and I are going over finances and apparently budgeting $500 for onlyfans isn't an acceptable use of our money...

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Down 30 pounds now... 268 -> 237.4 this morning. Probably stop at 230ish fook this

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Leaked convo of @Stewie mom dropping him off food before practice.

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EU faceit must be easy as hell, he'd get put in the dirt over here in NA ( The Land Of Skill ).

@FACEITcs

FACEIT CS2

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Surprise, surprise - the king is back! 👑 With a mind-blowing win rate of 71% over 213 matches and an average of 22.8 kills per match, @donk1337 has reclaimed the #1 spot in the EU Elo Rankings, now leading by over 150 Elo! He's in pole position to claim the $25,000 prize! 💸

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One of the most fun squads I played with, I still remember when little @shroud said his body had adapted to coke so it was healthy for him 😅

@Cloud9

Cloud9

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Just 5 young gamers hanging out at a meet and greet 9 years ago #LegaC9

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Honestly that has to be the most depressing loss in the history of CS:GO.

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5 years

Did everyone get paid to make Valorant tweets today or what?

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Love all these CSGO fans with the highest of integrity but won't kick a cheater in MM if it's on their team

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As much flack as @Thooorin gets sometimes from the community you've got to respect his backbone when it comes to integrity.

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If g2 makes changes this would make them the scariest imo +yekindar +m0nesy -jackz -amanek Roles would work and no overlap, getting ropz would be weird with niko / hunter both having overlapping roles.

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Explain this xhair young @Stewie

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