Secret_Account_Thingz :) Profile Banner
Secret_Account_Thingz :) Profile
Secret_Account_Thingz :)

@secretaccountif

26
Followers
76
Following
369
Media
5,859
Statuses

Pls don’t ask 4 photos/voice reveal. Thx! Just casually surfing on NSFW Twitter. Genderfluid switch ♡ Want me 2 talk u through it in DMS? Look at location b4!

Not available (all pronouns)
Joined January 2023
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Pinned Tweet
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
7 months
Belt I wore out today. Perhaps multi-purpose… Anyways, it’s like one out of the three belts I own and I think it’s neat.
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
2
0
3
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
4 months
@m3rcaki Live changing, earth shattering, incorporating into my belief system as we speak. Like as long as you don't @ people on their socials or like if/when meeting shove it in their faces I think you're chill. Like, who in their right mind would search up their name on AO3?
2
3
413
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
4 months
Tweet media one
0
3
328
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
4 months
@jarodzsz This reads like a convo between two upset toddlers on the playground.
0
5
263
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
4 months
@puppet0fcarnage God, I love Japanese seal Twitter.
0
0
231
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
4 months
@sahararelic Ethan Winters
3
4
178
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
8 months
Tweet media one
1
17
175
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
7 months
@nullerp1 @PaulMcIcedTea @K0vuu_ Boo! A thousand tomatoes lobbied at your head, good sir 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅
2
2
159
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
5 months
Tweet media one
0
3
125
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
6 months
@TheAlexSylvian Like, I know I'll enjoy it but do I really have the 2-3 hours to spare?
0
1
114
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
8 months
@OneAndOnlyMai1 Average yaoi built-in toy sword tbh.
1
1
106
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
4 months
@BivouacChillin Those playground insults hit different sometimes T-T
0
0
73
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
4 months
You know, just because I'm a sexual being doesn't mean I'm a being made only for sex. I'm always worried that people online don't see that. Dunno why I'm so concerned with people perceiving me wrong. Thank gosh I don't really post myself.
2
14
57
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
6 months
@CherryButJuice Bro, I thought it was him or smt.
Tweet media one
3
3
61
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
5 months
@BirdRespecter While I touch myself inappropriately.
0
0
51
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
4 months
@braindedtwt Truly, they understood each other’s freak.
1
1
55
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
4 months
@fangfilet Why are they trying to blast me with their minds?
0
0
43
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
7 months
@STLR_LLY @nullerp1 @PaulMcIcedTea @K0vuu_ Welp, tomato attack.🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅
1
0
41
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
4 months
@MythosVa How long have you been waiting to post this one😂
0
0
38
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
5 months
@tearmintt Rengoku out here getting flashed ✨
0
0
37
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
6 months
@CerberosVA The country accent is sending me bc I actually listened and it caught me so off guard 💀
0
0
32
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
10 months
@CerberosVA Ooh, the gender is affirming.
0
0
27
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
8 months
@FemboyAngels Being a short dom leaning switch be like 🙄
1
1
24
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
7 months
1
0
25
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
4 months
@PeachiieKeen He’s courting him.
0
0
24
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
7 months
@aznbambi420 @emofrottage Idk if it’s gacha but from what I’ve seen Nu:Carnival.
1
0
21
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
5 months
@LaughterHaver With the Moral Orel pfp?!
0
0
17
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
4 months
@katekersten @DylanGelula Nah, because I hate having to wait and having to blow on my drinks.
0
0
20
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
8 months
Tweet media one
0
0
17
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
7 months
@SOLDIERcallboy Ugh, biting kink going crazy rn. Bro, I just ate. Man this is making me a different kind of hungry💀
0
0
17
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
4 months
0
0
15
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
11 months
Thigh jobs 🤌
0
0
14
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
3 months
1
0
16
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
5 months
@SerpentHottie @millorke @xyanaid Yoshida, king of the tuck?!
1
0
16
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
5 months
@BUCKETHEADLXND Markiplier literally did a let’s play of the game addressing the look-a-like. It was very silly :)
1
1
15
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
4 months
@nicnicroute It's gotta be a year since I last draw. Been mad stressed lately. I miss working with my hands 😭
0
0
14
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
6 months
@bbvivi_ This might actually be the smartest ploy to get cat pics ever.
0
1
13
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
4 months
@whotfisjovana That's a girl kisser.
0
0
14
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
9 months
@cnnr333 Don’t! No, not another Angel losing its wings!
0
1
13
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
5 months
@oncloud_e ...and he has yellow fever? Mm, nah.
0
0
1
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
3 months
@redrum_panda Me and my bestie both complain abt bottom dysphoria. We make jokes abt swapping. Like, why are we fighting? Transphobes gonna curse us both.
1
0
11
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
4 months
@da_porgy Shadow! Shadow, take the estrogen Shadow!
0
1
11
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
6 months
@akibunz @matiliciouss What I was thinking. Kiryu and Rikiya?!
1
0
11
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
4 months
@theamazingemy I really miss it. The highs I got whenever I interacted with fan content were so good. I'm in a slump rn.
0
0
11
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
1 year
No way. This was on my birthday. Ngl this was the guy who started my male moaning audio journey :)
@moonxx911v2
moonx
1 year
hehe
0
72
2K
0
0
4
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
4 months
@Lightfinger2 @TractableTutor Her legacy truly knows no bounds.
0
0
11
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
3 months
@PJimoson40137 @gutzpills Ur user is literally Penis.
0
0
8
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
4 months
@whotfisjovana My dad keeps telling me every now and then that starfish is another word for butthole and I can't live in peace.
1
0
8
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
4 months
@ponchybonchy I like when YouTubers take goofy pictures and edit that to censor.
0
0
9
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
8 months
@wifrieren They have those. Game changer! I can cream pie!
0
3
9
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
4 months
@awawawhoami So he sexts 'em in a minor way? Oh, I'm sure.
0
0
10
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
9 months
@FilledwithUrine Smiled at this.
0
0
10
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
5 months
@GAYLOSTBOYS Honey badger for shorter, doms. Bc they’re mad vicious. I feel like Tasmanian devil is the same but like for short, feral switches.
0
0
8
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
6 months
@horrorsthetics God, she’s CUNT!
0
0
10
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
7 months
@northstardoll Sam and Max!!!!!!
1
0
9
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
6 months
@cravedcuddle What do y'all know about Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid?
0
0
0
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
5 months
Wah, wanna cuddle naked with a beautiful woman.
0
0
1
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
5 months
@fangfilet He's so freaking real for that bc this one went hard.
0
0
8
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
6 months
@DrakeNierTweets Genuinely scared of ppl like this as a trans person.
0
2
7
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
4 months
@judgemet_kazzy @femceldorito That is so delightful.
1
0
8
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
7 months
@Pomeecore In the wise words of Sir Mix-A-Lot, "So they toss it, leave it. And I pull up quick to retrieve it."
0
1
8
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
5 months
@himejoshistalin @t34doll Same but in reverse.
0
0
8
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
6 months
@equine__dentist Literally them!
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
1
0
7
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
8 months
@okkksuc No, not the children!
0
0
7
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
6 months
@summerahrens Everybody leave these little guys alone :(
0
0
7
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
4 months
@eetfukk_ Honorary mention Malice Mizer?
Tweet media one
0
1
7
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
3 months
@DevotionOath @freezaiYT INDEED! THOU SHALT LEAVE THE COURAGEOUS CREATURE BE! DO NOT DEBASE IT WITH YOUR FOUL AND WRETCHED SLANDER!
0
0
7
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
5 months
@tonyhawktruther Vers-bottom doesn’t make sense bc vers means u can top and bottom. Did they mean switch bottom (bottom who can be sub or dom)?!
3
0
7
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
4 months
@espe6n LEAVE THAT LITTLE GUY ALONE‼️
1
0
7
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
5 months
@P4RTY_P0150N Me and my fish named Taba.
0
0
6
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
7 months
@evvewe The butler?! Mfw I’m trying to win Grelle’s heart and this is the competition. Aw hell nah 💀
0
0
9
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
7 months
@yooniebro No bc the idea of domming a big, tough guy and getting him to squirm is so >>>>>>
0
0
6
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
5 months
@l0tswife @desivirgil Nah, we did not get colonized by the Spanish for hundreds of years for this disrespect 😭
0
0
7
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
7 months
@thornhawthorne Wait, what's the charm? It's cute.
0
0
6
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
5 months
@LucadiMontini_ @c0nn0rpl3as3 You are NOT bara built ‼️
0
0
6
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
9 months
Tweet media one
0
0
5
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
10 months
@AkiosketchB Tummy 👀
0
0
4
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
7 months
@ValDreamed @STLR_LLY @nullerp1 @PaulMcIcedTea @K0vuu_ Don’t care. 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅
1
0
6
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
6 months
@dietcokefrank Photo so grainy it looks like he’s zerking his massive boaner
1
1
5
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
3 months
@VViolet89 @tearmintt “What? You want us to do gay training?”
0
0
6
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
8 months
@CerberosVA I’ve literally been wanting to get into production and script writing but like, not in a current position to manage it with my main job. I am absolutely devastated rn. Golden opportunity, wrong time.
1
0
5
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
4 months
@CH3MICALM4YHEM Idk vro 👅
0
0
5
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
6 months
@GAYLOSTBOYS He’s def the typa guy to say, “yowch!” when he gets electrocuted.
0
0
4
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
6 months
@rafarter @MildlyAv3rage Malicious ahhh aura radiating from this text ‼️
0
0
4
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
9 months
@grwief Prolly outside the window or smt
0
0
5
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
3 months
@QuinDeer @adoeable_ Somebody else is supposed to hump your boot.
1
0
4
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
4 months
@CerberosLive How soon the art of humping has been lost to time. For shame 😔
0
0
5
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
4 months
@TyrantUtd Oh, wtf. I have almost the exact same glasses shape. Closest I got to the lip thing is Carmex chapstick tho.
0
0
0
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
7 months
@WickLuvsU Haha, penis poll.
0
0
4
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
5 months
@60thBesuru @kvmakisu Wrong! Very wrong!
Tweet media one
1
0
5
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
5 months
@makeoutvamp My wife <3
Tweet media one
0
0
5
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
4 months
@adasfile @diamondcokedeal Oh, I thought it represented the Leon Kennedy tramp stamp lol.
0
0
4
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
7 months
@Executivejeff1 Ur literally fine. Nobody’s gonna care.
0
0
5
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
4 months
0
0
5
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
4 months
@VishalSid_1 @ichigo10000001 I like the haunted look in initial design's.
1
0
5
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
4 months
@salivasisters Somebody get faith girlcel here. She needs to see this one.
0
0
5
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
7 months
@funshineyy God bless these freaking artists. There are literal hearts in my eyes rn.
0
0
5
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
6 months
@stickydacat I’ve been seeing them on my TL and I seriously want to block them. How do you block “White Genocide”.
1
0
3
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
8 months
Tweet media one
0
0
4
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
4 months
@GAYLOSTBOYS Nah, u can do w/o. Here’s an ancient picture as proof.
Tweet media one
0
0
4
@secretaccountif
Secret_Account_Thingz :)
8 months
@grxvesart @fckmanji What is this reaction image?! Is he about to see the light and get run overed by a train?!
2
0
4